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eRepublik is an online political game that allows participants to embark on a virtual journey, helping a country of their choice e-prosper and eventually even rise as high as governing it. The game itself started in 2007 with just a small following, though now members have risen to nearly 250,000, and recently different online communities, such as 7chan, 888chan, 4chan and Something Awful have taken to using the game as a platform to outsmart and in doing so one-up the rest of the internet. The sheer amount of e-power one can feel from ruling a virtual country makes erepublik.com one of the freshest grazing grounds for srs bizness, internet tough guy lulzcows known around.
Object of the Game
A player will start off as a lowly level 1, before working their way up both monetarily and politically till such time as they are in a position to do things like join congress, Jew, or begin a newspaper. Once there they can begin to change things, like encouraging the country to go to war, make peace with another country, or as many have taken recently to doing, hijack and royally buttfuck the entire economy. The fact that it takes so long and a lot of dedication to do any shit in this game is the reason why people rage so hard when we fuck things up.
Quick Newfag Getting to Lvl 5 Guide
"Your first week
Day 1
- Upload your avatar picture (Use Gore for maximumlulz) (gives 2xp)
- black person (gives 5+1xp)
NOTE: Only work in Q4 companies at start.
You are now level 2
As you are level 2 you can from now on train once a day, just follow the advice from good old Plato.
So the basic things you should do every day is to train and work.
- Train (gives 2xp)
You are now lvl3
- At level 3 you can change your residence (you need a moving ticket in your inventory, which can be purchased in the Market place).
NOTE: Move to region that have a Q3(three-star) hospital. Search here!
Day 2-5
You are now lvl 4
Not much you can do and maybe you'll get bored, but don't!
- You can invite your friends to join the New World!
- Don't forget to work and train!
Day 6
You are now lvl 5
- Fight in a war (gives 2xp/fight)
- Visit hospital to get free wellness after the fight. Then fight more.
NOTE: you can only visit the hospital once every day."
Raids and Drama
eVenezuela
Midway through 2009, having seen 4chan /v/ complete a successful takeover of Pakistan, and Something Awful control large portions of Russia, 7chan decided they would try to get in on the action; citing "SeVenezuela", a passionate yet smaller country full of spics as an easy target, raid leaders Wilko, Ignatio and Tietovallu set about recruiting personnel on 7chan /b/, and setting up the raid channel #7leaves for co-ordination.
Needless to say, despite over 120 active members, 3 months later their attempts to take over congress and have any say in the running of the country had proven fruitless, and they were now openly mocked by the Hispanic natives. It was at this moment that Tietovallu decided it would be a good idea to recruit at the home of the raidfags, 888chan /i/. Within days a new raid channel was set up as an alternate base, and through the combined efforts of the two groups and the following month's congress elections 888chan won 15/40 seats, and 7chan won 9/40, meaning that between them 888chan and 7chan finally had the majority congress seats needed to pass their own laws and in doing so serve Venezuela their own brand of rapeage.
Thus far, all taxes have been raided to the maximum, minimum wage raised to over9000, and natives did not stop their butthurt whining for weeks.
Total Destruction
When you have a wart in your toe, you don't cut the whole toe off. However, this is exactly what the president did. He basically gave the whole country to eBrazil, in order to revert our new laws of pwnage, and abolish our parties and economics. Win from the native side was very scarce here. Their economics were utterly raped, a hospital that took almost an year to build and defence systems were destroyed. Not to mention the obvious: they will have to reconquer the country back and start the parties again if the wish eVenezuela to be independant once more.
Win was gained from the 888chan side. Although this wiped out the chan government, it destroyed eVenezuela more than the chans could have ever done. Everything important with the economy of eVenezuela was done before it was capitulated by eBrazil.
Kittens' Butthurt
Kittens, one of the original 7channers behind the erepublik raid, felt betrayed by 7chan’s forming of alliance with 888chan, and sought to upstage the raid at every opportunity possible. Having tried to PA 4chan into helping him overthrow 7chan, and having bawwed several times in #7leaves and on 7chan /b/ threads he now sits on SeVenezuela congress harmless, but awaiting the first chance to strike and destroy the raid.
Trolling
#7leaves experienced some inner trolling during Operation SeVenezuela, which some say it was the reason of it's downfall. In late July, a young chap with the stench of a troll on him joined the channel. Under the guise of a guilable shota loving Miku Hatsune fan he worked with the resident troll, poe at pissing off the 7channers. After the first congress elections after 7chan's arrival, the scoundrels of #7leaves managed to win a total of 15 seats in the congress, one of which was taken by Roberick. One day after the elections, he decided to leave the 7chan party and the channel, thus sparking a huge shitstorm that ruined Sevenezuela from inside. Sometime after he departed, poe and another so-called leader, Rodrigo, decided to claim that all leaders behind Sevenezuela are Croatian spies, apparently to root out the faggots. The plan backfired (or did it?), making half of the people from #7leaves abandon the operation. It's fate was sealed with Roberick returning, thus beginning his trolling crusade and managed to succeed where Kittens failed. He claimed that he did it because of 7chan's alliance with 888chan, but in reality, he did it for the lulz. He managed to cut any support #7leaves would have from 7chan by flooding eRepublik threads with pictures of shota and convincing the [Fags|Mods] to support him. Finally, together with poe, he wiped any influence 7chan would have in eVenezuela by creating a troll newspaper, namely The Secret Gazette, where he claims that 7channers are white supremacists and all they want is to conquer eVenezuela and turn it into an English country. Unfortunately, the admins deleted his racist articles.
Insurgen Compromised
As a somewhat unwanted side-effect of the newfag participation in the raid, and the then-lack of robots.txt blocking google from indexing w/i/ki pages, for one reason or another the relevant address of the insurgen.info page was compromised. Of course, this fail was quickly turned to win as the page was transformed into a shock page and any unwitting erepublik visitors were scarred accordingly, as the forum thread was also trolled in an attempt to get the poster banned for linking to such horrific content.
7chan Faggotry
Despite early teamwork, frictions have threatened to split the 888chan/7chan alliance from the dawn of its existence. The problems stem from the fact that this raid was initially a 7chan effort to control, not harm the country of Venezuela, but power struggles and lack of /i/nsurgent know-how led to their initial failure. Recruiting at 888 was seen as a last ditch effort to bring the raid back on track, and many original 7channers felt this was conflicting with their rudimentary goals and left. The 7channers who stayed underwent continuous internal power struggles and changes in direction; playing the part of the hormonal 16 year old girl in the inter-chan relationship they loved 888 when 888 showed signs of bringing the success they couldn’t achieve on their own then blew them off when a new personality took charge.
Ultimately, what success the two groups had together was blown apart when those 7channers who had initially left in disdain of the new relationship with 888 came back to bask in the congress glory they had contributed nothing towards, and decided that the best way forward was severing all ties with 888.
They became known as ungratefulchan.
#7leaves
<@Sancho_Sete> we needed to appease hurp888chanxD <@Kurt> what. <@Kurt> are you fucking kidding? <Guillermo> t'was their idea <@Kurt> Those little shits have been nothing but trouble <@Kurt> It was a horrible idea * David_Davidson42 ([email protected]) has joined #7leaves <@Kurt> HURP WE HAVE SEATZ NAO LETS FUCK STUFF UP <@Sancho_Sete> It was the way to work over the natives. <@Kurt> YEAH LOLOLOL <@Sancho_Sete> We should have waited till we had the presidency <@Sancho_Sete> they acted too harshly <@Kurt> ^^^^^^ <@Kurt> NO SHIT SHERLOCK <@Kurt> ugh <@Kurt> i hate 888channers
The Truf About #7leaves
<ignatio> lemme tell you a story <ignatio> once upon a time <diehard8903> in a land far far <ignatio> no right here nigger <ignatio> its my story shut up <ignatio> once upon a time <ignatio> this channel <ignatio> had 100+ users <diehard8903> o.k. <ignatio> and everything was cool <Professor_Bidoof> lol <ignatio> then this faggot named poe showed up <ignatio> and brought raining death in the form of 888 <ignatio> and then roberick gayed everything up <ignatio> and there were these faggots <ignatio> named toast <ignatio> and stinger <ignatio> and they derped up our shit <Professor_Bidoof> u mad? <ignatio> and then rodrigo was all like u cool ignatio <ignatio> and then bidoof was all like 'lols guns' <ignatio> and shot our friend godrich <ignatio> who died <Professor_Bidoof> wat <ignatio> and then 888 came back for a sec <Professor_Bidoof> i must've been drunk <ignatio> and then bidoof was sop <ignatio> then i went through a phase where i was experimenting with painkillers and beer <ignatio> and then i trolled some faggots <ignatio> and then there were only like 20 of us left <ignatio> oh and then scruffy came <ignatio> and deleted fucking everything <ignatio> and zlined everyone <ignatio> and then we all came back <ignatio> but then i registered the channel <ignatio> and cockblocked roberick <ignatio> who was still gay <ignatio> but now hes kinda cool i guess <ignatio> and then poe started new meme <ignatio> called ok <ignatio> which is preceeded by h <ignatio> and then new meme became cancer <ignatio> and now theres only like <ignatio> 5 of us <ignatio> and thats the story <diehard8903> cool stoy bro <ignatio> there was also something about erepublik too, but i forget what it was
Wilko's betrayal
A plan of getting epic win from eVenezuela was made: a plan to issue over ninety thousand eVenezuelan currency and turn it to Jew of epic win, which is the main currency of the game. Three irl american dollars is worth five Jew. There was doubts of Wilko's trustworthiness, but as laws to issue more money and donate them to the chans' private bank passed, no one was in doubt that this would provide great success, deflating the eVenezuelan currency and leaving the chans with a huge stash of Jew.
There was no word from Wilko (who was unfortunately the only person who had access to the bank) for a few days after the money was issued and donated. Then was that some brave /i/nsurgent found out that Wilko had spent all his Jew to fund his own resistance war, making him a battle hero (one of the various "achievements" in the game), and the president of eVenezuela if the resistance war would succeed.
Alot of raeg was had in 888chan's IRC. No news was had from #7leaves, obviously because they followed Wilko's selfish ideals. It is alot of Jew he wasted in order to make himself an hero of theungratefulchan, but this is when the fagmasters Teronism, DentalPlan and Tietovallu of the 888chan had pure optimism in their minds.
— Tietovallu | ||
eSouth Africa
A country where we have friendlies that are already attempting a takeover and have a party. The whole country shat bricks when /i/nsurgents landed on the beaches of eSouth Africa, being handed effort-free citizenships.
eSouth Africa forums
One of the /i/nsurgents' covert operatives Exilious found the forum. /i/nsurgents registered there and bricks were shat. Posting a simple "introduction" cause epic butthurt and baww.
Successful troll was successful. Rage replies and the OP himself convincing that they never did anything bad to eVenezuela and that they are here to help. The troll-defence was bad though, all they did was being srs bsns and saying that OP is obvious. No shit.
—A Faggot who made a great conclusion | ||
—Some faggot after being trolled | ||
—Some faggot after seeing MuscleRoller's signature | ||
—Another faggot who has seen the signature | ||
They continue to call /i/nsurgents PTO'ers (PTO = political takeover), it's just a game man. Its not like you can discriminate if you are an immigrant from eVenezuela.
The /i/nsurgents have been challenged
A plan to spam the forums with gore was made. Every /i/nsurgent posted a tiny pixel image to their every post. When the time was right, it was replace with gore. Thus epic win was achieved, giving the fear of an /i/nsurgent to the minds of every eSouth Africa forum inhabitant.
—A shocked faggot after seeing gore | ||
—An another shocked faggot after seeing gore | ||
The anti-troll brigade
After recovered from the vast spam of gore on eSouth Africa forums, the hopeless faggots started to organize their defence. Posts on /i/ were made, implying that /i/nsurgents should stop fapping, and get out of the basement - so on. Is that even an insult?
Some win was had, when admins were convinced to give out the dox of the certain poster.
—Jew, saying that this very ED article is lame :( | ||
—Amun Nefer, who claims to be an ED oldfag | ||
—Nosferat0987 , typical african faggot | ||
Apparently /i/nsurgents are now against a well-trained army of internet oldfags who know how to lurk and steal information from IRC channels that have no restrictions. Oh the horror. I think it is the time to pack the bags and leave because we are against such a blatant army of experienced oldfag trolls.
Defiling the President
Eventually WilkoDentalPlan had an idea: if you can't destroy the country in one go, why not destroy the life of the President? Her in game account was logged into and quickly suspended after posting some shocking statements, her email was penetrated and the eSouth African forums were plastered with shock images.
After being under attack by such grievous force, she decided that it would be good to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and proceeded to deleting her credit card and human contacts.
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Confirmed dox of the president:
Ines Schumacher 2 Ronmar RD, Morningside, 2196 Johannesburg, South Africa Craigslist made for trollan: http://johannesburg.craigslist.co.za/cas/1513165629.html Phone number: +27724613174 Fagbook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509830556&ref=ts Mother's fagbook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Gundi-Bunker/541841461 Mothers Dox Name Gundi Bunker Address Up den Pahl 55 23843 Bad Oldesloe oder 22 Flamingo Crescent Zeekoevlei 7941 South Africa Address: Up den Pahl 55, Bad Oldesloe, 23843, Germany Phone: +27 21 7055797, Fax: +27 86 6201434 Mobile +27 (0) 73 1771881 Email [email protected] Date of birth 18/05/1954 Marital status Married Nationality German
Fathers company and blog Name Rolf Schumacher Location: Cape Town / Wellington, Western Cape Winelands, South Africa http://www.kapwein.com/ http://www.kapwein.com/blogger.html
Raiding from the /i/nsurgent side is in progress. Boxes, prostitutes and korans have been sent. Ines has openly confided in /i/nsurgents that she would love if they would order her pizza.
The Great B&
After three days of continuous trolling the admins finally caved in the combined butthurt of over 9000 bawwing citizens and wielded the mighty banhammer on all the brave anons. eJustice was swift and within a few short hours the main accounts of most of the /i/nsurgents were b& by the eRepublik admins. The natives celebrated this as a day of victory, but they do not realise that Anonymous does not forgive and does not forget. The brave anons have regrouped and are currently making plans to recommence the raep in time for the December congressional elections.
—Waari knows what he's talking about | ||
After the swift banning, the brave anons began receiving threats from a faggot named Nosferat0987. "hacking eRepublik will get you 25 years. Do you not realise what it means to go to jail?" he said. Then he began threatening Anon with INTERPOL. Right there he broke the Code of Anon. You NEVER threaten Anon with V&. So anon moved swiftly to hack this faggots email. It came easily because the faggot used a faggot email. Within an hour, his facebook had been filled with nasty shit, his Paypal information posted to 4chan, and his eRepublik account B& for faggotry.
Dox on the Nosferat0987 Faggot Mr Darren Cristeaan Jonker 64 Nottely Crescent Secret Harbour WA 6173
Phone# 0416-922-325
Operation Raepublik falls apart
Due to extreme faggotry, butthurt, leaderfaggotry and /i/nsurgent power hungriness the raid was doomed to crash at some point. The inital plan was to take over ePhilippines (also known as Codename "Orange Islands" in case of spais), install MuscleRoller's (Tietovallu) new account as a "legitimate" president, and leader of a new revolution in the small yet hardworking country's adminstration.
The role was played well, and more anons sharing the same goals poured into the IRC. A Finnish imageboard called Kuvalauta was recruited by posting a thread on it's /b/. Everything was going as planned, socks had been made in order to TO the country, proper media shield and census's were made.
The raid had been a little unstable from the beginning, one of the original founders had earlier four other people making decisions how to go forward. Dictatorship is bad amirite? The so-called fagmasters had had their balance last for over 3 months, until the #erepublik SOP decided to Jew opper abuse against an egofag for the lulz, an egofag who admitted to getting everyone mass b& weeks earlier except for his own account. There had always been reported little incidents, but as the channel owner was supposed to be neutral, the power had been in balance.
Drama in #erepublik
<&Tietovallu> i told stinger to get us banned <&Tietovallu> so yeah <&DentalPlan> tru dat <&DentalPlan> WAT <&teronist> ^ <&teronist> faggot <&DentalPlan> best be trolling <&Tietovallu> because it was necessary
Series of severe BAWWW'ing and waves of kickb& caused tremendous ammounts of drama, trolling and butthurt. Tietovallu claimed that he had been behind the massive b& wave, in order to show he is in power and put the other "lesser" fagmasters to their place. He was kickb& from channel due to serious egoistic behaviour, which would have happened earlier but no one other than the supposed "neutral" channel owner would have had the rights to perform such action (because no one asked until then or decided via hivemind consensus).
Tietovallu went Kittens and whiteknighted the whole raid, getting cool story bro'ed by the eRepublik staff and an instant ban.
Supreme Faggotry
Not content with having almost ruined everything and pissed off everyone else in the raid, Tietovallu then decided in his infinite wisdom to White Knight and tell everything to the native Filipinos in their forum. Some accounts were b&, but the vast majority of them survived. Of course Tietovallu being, well Tietovallu just couldn't resist this additional opportunity to lengthen his e-penis and inflate his already large ego over 9000 times bigger. Not only that but he has in fact teamed up with well-known enemy of anon Nosferat0897, that's right that very same faggot who threatened to have us all v&. You've really outdone yourself this time Tietovallu!
—Tietovallu, Yes Tiet, blame it all on the "powerhungry faggots". Nothing to do with you getting all our accounts b& and bawwwing like a child whenever anything didn't go your way... | ||
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Needless to say that Operation: Orange Islands was mostly a failure. The infiltration and subtle approach of the anons this time round had been completely compromised by Tietovallu's faggotry and whiteknighting. Despite being on course for a congressional majority, the president of the ePhilippines decided to abuse the SOL training wars and bawleet half their regions, making them part of eMalaysia at the close of elections and therefore voiding all the anon candidates running there. Some minor win was achieved since they had to destroy one of their Q4 hospitals in the process, but on the whole the anons agreed the operation was one of gigantic fail and AIDS.
Return to eSouth Africa
After having been forced out of Thailand due to treachery, the brave anons of Harvad University regrouped and decided to make a glorious return to their previous trolling grounds, a place where epic lulz had already been achieved: black person. One by one, the anons arrived on the shores of South Africa, as past friends and allies from all over the eWorld heard Harvad's call to arms. This time round the orders were simple: to wreak havoc, troll, and achieve their ultimate victory: the complete and utter destruction of the country.
Preparations begin
—Mark Morcom, the then president of South Africa and all round butthurt faggot | ||
Despite publishing at least 100 articles of obvious trolling, the government convinced themselves that Harvad were no threat. Their National Security Status level actually went down, so convinced they were of their safety. Little did they realise that behind the scenes, the Harvad University rape machine was hard at work.
Bored and waiting for the electons to arrive the anons saw an opportunity for more delicious tears and lulz. To create sock accounts using the IRL names of the government ministers. Dox were uncovered and the accounts were created. The natives shat brix when they realised Harvad University were had the power to hack their real information.
Congressional elections came and the anons managed to take an impressive 14 seats out of 40. Minister of Security Frank Furglar claimed his department had successfully stopped the anons from taking a majority, despite Harvad getting everyone they possibly ran into congress. It is thanks to his good work that Harvad could continue trolling at maximum capacity, yet draw absolutely no attention to themselves. Thanks Frank!
However due to certain anons' tendency to publish racist articles and be subsequently permab& LOL appealed, the anons could no longer block an impeachment. But all was not lost, a certain high ranking faculty member was able to call in a favour from a very old friend in the eUSA military and convince EDEN to stage a Resistance War in Gauteng before the Presidential Elections. Several native members of congress just couldn't resist the chance to be the battle hero and help their country kickban the spics from their land. The war was successful and the South Africans celebrated this as a day of victory. Little did they know they had just wasted 11000 gold for nothing...
Presidential elections arrived and Harvad finally revealed their super sekrit plan. Ronell a serious player who was well respected within the South African community was actually working with Harvad all along! Contact was quickly made with Phoenix leadership and Brazil and Argentina proceded to wipe South Africa from the map as all the regions were retreated one by one. The natives raged like nothing before as blood and semen rained from the sky.
—Feeling scared, Evol Nemo? | ||
Tietovallu returns
Tiet returns to harvad and does not seem like to much a faggot anymore. Disregard, he's still a faggot.
Future plans with eRepublik
The current plants of anonymous on eRepublik are moving ahead. You must be stupider than Tiet if you think we're posting them here. Want to join in and share in some delicious tears? Of course you do, get on IRC nao!| With out the Alliance of 7Chan and 888CHan any "lulz" and "Win" are pretty much out the window. Its also to be noted that the two nations so far taken over for the "lulz" have been small and in essence epic fail. If one really wanted to up the stakes, take over of a rather large nation would be the way to go, but due to the small size of the group and the general Epic Failz of the chan alliances, this will not be accomplished.
Future targets are: eUK, eArgentina (for maximum lulz)and maybe eRussia (but doubtful as it would take more than 10 anons with 10 multies each to achieve this goal)
—Tietovallu, saving the best till last. | ||
Gallery of butthurt
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We know what we're doing -
I think Mikesoft is a pretty cool guy, eh stops takeovers and doesn't afraid of anything -
I accidentally the whole of Mexican -
ZOMG hacked
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Anon succeeds in improving yet another citizen -
See Also
External Links
- eRepublik Website
- Harvad University's Official Channel
IRC of Raeprageb& by rizon nazi opers- The TRUE constitution of eVenezuela
- The eRepublik thread of butthurt
- Logs of Trolling and Butthert eVenezuala
- Response to trolling
- eSouth African forum -
Troll here(need to register and be approved before can view) Raeped to submission. - The Daily Naked Wrestler
- Thread summing up all the butthurt after hacking eSouth Africa's president
The most recent 888chan threadFking dead.
Logs of the tratior Tiet- Tiet's White Knight thread (needs registration and access)
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