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<center><big><big><big><big>'''<font color="red">NEWS: KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE</font>'''</big></big></big></big></center> | |||
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[[Image:George H. W. Bush, President of the United States, 1989 official portrait.jpg|thumb|220px|[[fact|George Bush doesn't care about black people.]]]] | |||
[[Image:Bushsetusup6xp.jpg|thumb|220px|Somebody set us up the black people.]] | |||
[[Image:Kanye_icon.gif|thumb|220px|100x100 icon available for [[Spam|use]] (not actual size).]] | |||
[[Image:Bushchan8yf.jpg|thumb|220px|Photographic proof that George Bush DOES care about black people.]] | |||
<center><youtube>9pVTrnxCZaQ</youtube></center> | |||
A phrase said by shitty nigra hip-hop [[Retard|artist]] [[Kanye West]] on a [[Moralfag|Red Cross]] telethon when he went completely off script and started freestyling (because he's [[bullshit|so talented]]) about how the [[New Orleans]] situation is being handled, with regard to [[Hurricane Katrina]]. | |||
The telethon sponsored by the Red Cross included several celebrities talking about Hurricane Katrina and reading pre-written scripts off of a teleprompter. [[Kanye West]] and Mike Myers of ''Wayne's World II'' and ''Cat In the hat'' fame were to do a dual narration and read the script while images of the hurricane's effects played in montage behind them. | |||
Mike Myers dutifully read his part verbatim. When Myers looked over to cue Kanye West to speak his part, Kanye went completely off script, spouting gems which will be legendary on the [[internets]] for decades. Kanye stopped his tirade and Mike Myers stepped right in to finish his second part of the speech, again reading it perfectly verbatim. When he was finished he looked back at Kanye and Kanye said nothing but "[[George Bush]] doesn't care about [[black people]]." Mike Myers then made a face which is fucking priceless and the producers immediately cut to Chris Tucker who looks completely dazed and begins spouting any crap he can come up with such as "Help! Please help. HELP HELP HELP!" and other nonsense which is on topic but was just as [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|inarticulate]]. | |||
== Reactions == | |||
The reactions in the mainstream media were as expected and telethon sponsor NBC stated some bullshit about how Kanye's criticism doesn't speak for them. But the [[internets]] populace made icons, [[image macro]]s and posted the links all over the [[internets]]. | |||
[[Image:Dontcare4qg.jpg|thumb|"Kanye is right." remarks [[W]].]] | |||
===Five Years Late: [[W]]'s Retort=== | |||
After considering Kanye's allegations for five years, Dubya's mighty brain responded to them with the aid of his ghostwriter. In his (undoubtedly hilarious) memoir, Bush claims that he was as "disgusted" and "deeply insulted"[http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/11/03/in-memoir-bush-strikes-back-at-kanye-west/?partner=rss&emc=rss] by this dumb jigaboo's comments as the entire nation was by his administration. | |||
{{quote|It’s one thing to say, 'I don’t appreciate the way he’s handled his business.' It’s another thing to say, 'This man’s a racist.' I resent it. It’s not true. And it was one of the most disgusting moments in my presidency.|[[Moron|W]], speaking to [[Idiot|Matt Lauer]]}} | |||
Never mind the mind-boggling irony of this statement in consideration of the war in [[Iraq]], the [[Pulling a Lynndie|atrocities of the Abu Ghraib scandal]] and the innumerable litany of missteps his administration took on behalf of Big Oil, [[Terrorists]], Israeli and Saudi interests and especially his own stupidity. A former president of the [[USA]] actually addressed accusations voiced by a brain-damaged pop star. | |||
[[Image:Blacklady wrappedinflag katrina.jpeg|thumb|right|At least the flag cares about [[black people]].]] | |||
== Persons who don't care about black people == | |||
[[Image:Caring.png|thumb|The Caring Continuum.]] | |||
* [http://www.csmonitor.com/Innovation/Horizons/2009/1222/HP-s-racist-webcam-harbinger-of-motion-tracking-troubles Hewlett-Packard] | |||
* [http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e31/Bordak/computers.jpg Computers] | |||
* [[Bill Gates]] | |||
* [[Obama]] | |||
* [[George W. Bush]] | |||
* [[Jimbo Wales]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk%3AJimmy_Wales&diff=22467543&oldid=22333752] | |||
* [[Purelily]] | |||
* [[Democrats]] | |||
* [[Time Cube|Gene Ray]] | |||
* [[Al Sharpton]] | |||
* [[Feltcho]] | |||
* [[Weev]] | |||
* [[Scott_Stapp_punked|Denny's]] | |||
* [[Imus]] | |||
* [[Garfield]] [http://garfnig.ytmnsfw.com/] | |||
* [[White people]] | |||
* [[Chinks]] | |||
* [[KKK]] | |||
* [[Rednecks]] | |||
* [[Black people|Other black people]] | |||
* [[Kramer]] | |||
* [[Tori Sue Heck]] | |||
* [[You]] | |||
* [[Me]] | |||
* [[Everyone]] | |||
* [[Asian|Korean shop owners]] | |||
* [[Family Guy|Brian Griffin]] | |||
* [[The Boondocks|Uncle Ruckus]] | |||
* [[prop 8|Gays]] | |||
* [[BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD|Twitter]] | |||
* [[Imma_Let_You_Finish|Taylor Swift]] | |||
* [[Faggots]] | |||
* [[God]] | |||
* [[Hitler]] | |||
== Persons who care about black people == | |||
[[File:Hurricane matthew from space 2016.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Problem, niggers?]] | |||
* [[Kanye West]] | |||
* [[Nobody]] | |||
* [[Noone]] | |||
* [[Faggot|Possibly You]] | |||
* [[Unwarranted self-importance|Themselves]] | |||
* [[Sheneequa]] | |||
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinheads_Against_Racial_Prejudice Skinheads really do care] | |||
* [[Liberals]] | |||
* [[Ron Paul]], the Anti-Racist! | |||
* [[Monkeys]] | |||
* [[Obama]] | |||
* [[Alison Floyd]] | |||
* [[Pink Floyd]] | |||
* [[Pink]] | |||
* [[bitch|Yo Mamma]] | |||
* [[Bill Cosby]] | |||
* [[Fred Phelps]] | |||
== Selected Quotes== | |||
===Caring Quotes by Kanye=== | |||
{{quote|You know, it's been five days because most of the people are black}} | |||
{{quote|America is set up to help the poor and the black people and the less well off as slow as possible}} | |||
{{quote|We already realize that a lot of the people who could help are at war right now, fighting another war}} | |||
{{quote|And they have given people permission to go down there and shoot us}} | |||
{{quote|Yeah, I love fish sticks.}} | |||
===Uncaring Quotes=== | |||
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{{morphquote|uncalledfor|background-color: transparent;|font-weight: normal; | |||
|Many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this - (chuckle) - this is working very well for them.|Barbara Bush | |||
|Get one of the little negroes to act as a footstool and suck the rheumatism out of my feet.|George Bush | |||
|Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.|[http://humor.beecy.net/politics/bushisms/brownie/bush-brownie.mp3 Dubya, famously wrong] | |||
|I also want to encourage anybody who was affected by Hurricane Corina to make sure their children are in school.|Laura Bush | |||
|So tragically, so many of these people, almost all of them that we see are ''so'' poor and they are ''so'' black.|Wolf Blitzer | |||
|We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did.|Rep. Richard Baker (R-LA) | |||
}} | |||
</center> | |||
== Video Clips == | |||
A face to face conversation between Yeezus and Dubya. | |||
<center><youtube>gSsLHn-pYCw</youtube></center> | |||
Alternatively, try one of these: | |||
*[http://www.girlvinyl.com/vid_link/kanye_smaller.wmv Small snippet of Kanye's rant] | |||
*[http://www.girlvinyl.com/vid_link/kanye_west.wmv Entirety of his rant] | |||
== External Links == | |||
[[File:George w bush awards medal to aretha franklin (nov 09, 2005).png|200px|thumb|right|Bush, garroting a black woman]] | |||
*[http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/kanye%20west%20slams%20bush Kanye launches an attack on President Bush] | |||
*[http://wolfblitzer.ytmnd.com Wolf Blitzer Broadcast] - "Tragically...'''so''' black..." | |||
*[http://www.assatashakur.org/forum/showthread.php?t=12721 Psychotic jigaboos hold a poll on whether George Bush really hates black people.] His role as an "energy vampire" is also vigorously discussed. | |||
*[http://www.jambase.com/Articles/14322/Kanye-Comments-on-Bonnaroo Bonnaroo attendees advise Kanye to fuck off when he fails to perform competently.] In response, he scribes an eloquent rejoinder on his blog: "I understand if people don't like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!" | |||
*[http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20438967,00.html Complete Bush-on-Kanye interview] | |||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Imma Let You Finish]] | |||
*[[BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD]] | |||
{{Afro}} | |||
{{politics}} | |||
{{Timeline|Featured article September 5, [[2005]]|[[New Orleans]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[New York City]]}} | |||
{{Timeline|Featured article December 5, [[2005]]|[[Smallville]]|[[George Bush doesn't care about black people]]|[[Srsly]]}} | |||
{{Timeline|Featured article July 20, [[2006]]|[[Moon]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[DMCA]]}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 03:44, 9 June 2022
A phrase said by shitty nigra hip-hop artist Kanye West on a Red Cross telethon when he went completely off script and started freestyling (because he's so talented) about how the New Orleans situation is being handled, with regard to Hurricane Katrina.
The telethon sponsored by the Red Cross included several celebrities talking about Hurricane Katrina and reading pre-written scripts off of a teleprompter. Kanye West and Mike Myers of Wayne's World II and Cat In the hat fame were to do a dual narration and read the script while images of the hurricane's effects played in montage behind them.
Mike Myers dutifully read his part verbatim. When Myers looked over to cue Kanye West to speak his part, Kanye went completely off script, spouting gems which will be legendary on the internets for decades. Kanye stopped his tirade and Mike Myers stepped right in to finish his second part of the speech, again reading it perfectly verbatim. When he was finished he looked back at Kanye and Kanye said nothing but "George Bush doesn't care about black people." Mike Myers then made a face which is fucking priceless and the producers immediately cut to Chris Tucker who looks completely dazed and begins spouting any crap he can come up with such as "Help! Please help. HELP HELP HELP!" and other nonsense which is on topic but was just as inarticulate.
Reactions
The reactions in the mainstream media were as expected and telethon sponsor NBC stated some bullshit about how Kanye's criticism doesn't speak for them. But the internets populace made icons, image macros and posted the links all over the internets.
Five Years Late: W's Retort
After considering Kanye's allegations for five years, Dubya's mighty brain responded to them with the aid of his ghostwriter. In his (undoubtedly hilarious) memoir, Bush claims that he was as "disgusted" and "deeply insulted"[1] by this dumb jigaboo's comments as the entire nation was by his administration.
—W, speaking to Matt Lauer |
Never mind the mind-boggling irony of this statement in consideration of the war in Iraq, the atrocities of the Abu Ghraib scandal and the innumerable litany of missteps his administration took on behalf of Big Oil, Terrorists, Israeli and Saudi interests and especially his own stupidity. A former president of the USA actually addressed accusations voiced by a brain-damaged pop star.
Persons who don't care about black people
- Hewlett-Packard
- Computers
- Bill Gates
- Obama
- George W. Bush
- Jimbo Wales [2]
- Purelily
- Democrats
- Gene Ray
- Al Sharpton
- Feltcho
- Weev
- Denny's
- Imus
- Garfield [3]
- White people
- Chinks
- KKK
- Rednecks
- Other black people
- Kramer
- Tori Sue Heck
- You
- Me
- Everyone
- Korean shop owners
- Brian Griffin
- Uncle Ruckus
- Gays
- Taylor Swift
- Faggots
- God
- Hitler
Persons who care about black people
- Kanye West
- Nobody
- Noone
- Possibly You
- Themselves
- Sheneequa
- Skinheads really do care
- Liberals
- Ron Paul, the Anti-Racist!
- Monkeys
- Obama
- Alison Floyd
- Pink Floyd
- Pink
- Yo Mamma
- Bill Cosby
- Fred Phelps
Selected Quotes
Caring Quotes by Kanye
Uncaring Quotes
—Barbara Bush |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Video Clips
A face to face conversation between Yeezus and Dubya.
Alternatively, try one of these:
External Links
- Kanye launches an attack on President Bush
- Wolf Blitzer Broadcast - "Tragically...so black..."
- Psychotic jigaboos hold a poll on whether George Bush really hates black people. His role as an "energy vampire" is also vigorously discussed.
- Bonnaroo attendees advise Kanye to fuck off when he fails to perform competently. In response, he scribes an eloquent rejoinder on his blog: "I understand if people don't like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!"
- Complete Bush-on-Kanye interview
See Also
Featured article September 5, 2005 | ||
Preceded by New Orleans |
George Bush doesn't care about black people | Succeeded by New York City |
Featured article December 5, 2005 | ||
Preceded by Smallville |
George Bush doesn't care about black people | Succeeded by Srsly |
Featured article July 20, 2006 | ||
Preceded by Moon |
George Bush doesn't care about black people | Succeeded by DMCA |