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Kailyn | Kailyn was born to Lisa Wilcher (previously Lisa Sokoloski, also known as Mama Wheelchair) and Richard Wilcher. Her parents are separated but not divorced. Kai claims they are still friends. Papa Wilcher is a qualified electrician working a government job and sends money to support Kailyn and her mother. | ||
Lisa runs a hair salon in her basement called 'Lisas Hair Shanty' and "works" two days a week. She and Kai live a stress-free, job-free life subsidized by Papa Wilcher. While Kailyn says that she and her mother are close, like "best friends", this just seems to mean that her mother pays for everything, watches TV with her, washes her hair, cooks sweet and sour canned chicken for her, gives her rides to go shopping, and occasionally ghostwrites for Kai to get her out of trouble. They eat their food off paper plates and use plastic cups as they are too lazy to wash dishes. | |||
(Lisa washing Kai's hair, because shampoo gets in her eyes.) | (Lisa washing Kai's hair, because shampoo gets in her eyes.) | ||
Kailyn's extended family include Dorothy Sokoloski, her grandmother who lives on the street next to the Wilcher's residence. Her grandfather, Stephen R Sokoloski, passed away in 2007. Her uncle, Stephen E Sokoloski, is blamed for giving Kailyn acne. She also has a younger cousin. | |||
=== Friends === | === Friends === | ||
Revision as of 22:00, 22 February 2014
"ForeverKailyn" Kailyn Marie Wilcher-Hughes (or KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations, SincerelyKailyn and other associated names) is a 23-year-old self-proclaimed YouTube Beauty Guru, Socialite and Makeup Artist from Bowie, Maryland.
To the rest of the world, she is a fabulous source of entertainment, endless scandals and drama. She has had multiple sites dedicated to her, her trolls and her numerous scandals.
In addition to being "home-schooled" and heavily sheltered by her dipshit mother, it is speculated that Queen Kai suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, but claims to not be disabled. However, her lack of basic social skills, reasoning skills, reading ability and lack of common sense say otherwise.
As of February 2014, Kailyn has been in hibernation, hiding from the blow-up over her most recent scandal.
—ForeverKailyn on BlogTV | ||
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Those Good Ol' Kai Days: KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations
Kailyn started out on YouTube in 2007, during the glory days of the YouTube beauty community. With a twinkle in her MAC-decorated eye, she appeared with her beautiful mullet cut and first face routine video.
Scandalous Kai
Kailyn is known for her many scandals, averaging at least one big one a year. When Kailyn gets caught, she rage-deletes her social media accounts, YouTube channels...only to come crawling back a few months later. Kailyn's moment in the sun came about when she was featured on "Willam's Beatdown: Episode 9". It is a parody show that makes fun of certain beauty gurus. Willam made fun of Kai's teeth, hair, potato shaped head, and her hair stylist mother.
Promiscuity
Naked photos were leaked when Kai sold her cellphone in 2008, having forgotten to delete the explicit photos before sending it to the buyer. The infamous 'shampoo bottle' picture was seen by many (a travel sized shampoo bottle placed in her vagina - one only wonders why it was in there and not on a shelf in the hair shanty) but is no longer to be found on the web as Kai was underage at the time. Several nudes do still exist and are available for viewing.
Camwhoring
From what was discovered, Kailyn had created a myfreecams account under the username "girlybrunette". This was her source of income for god knows how long, until she was discovered and freaked out, frantically asking her then viewers for help on closing her account.
She also cammed with users on MSN, at one point flashing her tatas, then non-chalantly sticking her fork into a chicken pot pie that was sitting on her computer desk.
Cheating on Her Boyfriend
(her OKCupid account, looking for girls on Craigslist)
Jobless
Kailyn took a 40 hour makeup course in 2008, earning her a license of Makeup Artist. What was intended as an intro course to further education has become the entire foundation of her makeup abilities.
When asked about her income, Kai has claimed to sell Scentsy and Avon, as well as having worked as a shampoo girl in a salon. She now claims to get her money from YouTube ad revenue, birthday money and Christmas money.
(more about Kailyn's job search here, as well as becoming a stay at home mother forever because we ruined her on Google)
Pink Wednesday
Kailyn is greedy and dishonest, and often contacts companies, promising a half-assed review in exchange for free shit. A new company called Pink Wednesday (a play on a quote from the "Mean Girls" movie), contacted Kailyn asking her to review their products. She made a video review, claiming to have been using the products for a few weeks and that she "laaaaahved" them all, but it was fairly obvious she had never even touched them due to the amount of product still left. See below.
Her viewers told her that they thought someone was playing a prank on her. Kailyn then promptly deleted the review, and made a butthurt video response, asking "why are people so mean, wahwahwah etc."
Weight Gain
Kailyn (or more affectionately known as "Gorilla") has been on the steady rise of gaining weight for years. She eats like absolute garbage and sits on the couch watching her soap operas and screaming at her mom to bring her more food all day. She is particularly fond of ranch, cucumbers with salt and sugary treats. [1] See imgur album for details.
Police Record
(Please use "A." as the name for the victim, and black out the rest of her name on screencaps.)
In October 2013, Kailyn and her "hubby" Matt allegedly raped their friend, A. This issue was brought to light by someone who went undercover and messaged Kailyn on Facebook. Kailyn brought up the alleged rape, saying that A was "too drunk to chew her food". As if that's an excuse for rape. This incident was confirmed by Bowie police reports that confirmed there was indeed a call for rape on Kailyn's street. The incident was again confirmed when Mama Wilcher--I mean, Kailyn, wrote a tell-all Facebook status saying it was a "misunderstanding". After receiving flack from those intelligent enough to see through her lies, she decided it was time again to drop off the Internet. She deleted Facebook, Instagram and both her YouTube accounts on February 21, 2014. A sad day for no one.
Relationships
Family
Kailyn was born to Lisa Wilcher (previously Lisa Sokoloski, also known as Mama Wheelchair) and Richard Wilcher. Her parents are separated but not divorced. Kai claims they are still friends. Papa Wilcher is a qualified electrician working a government job and sends money to support Kailyn and her mother.
Lisa runs a hair salon in her basement called 'Lisas Hair Shanty' and "works" two days a week. She and Kai live a stress-free, job-free life subsidized by Papa Wilcher. While Kailyn says that she and her mother are close, like "best friends", this just seems to mean that her mother pays for everything, watches TV with her, washes her hair, cooks sweet and sour canned chicken for her, gives her rides to go shopping, and occasionally ghostwrites for Kai to get her out of trouble. They eat their food off paper plates and use plastic cups as they are too lazy to wash dishes.
(Lisa washing Kai's hair, because shampoo gets in her eyes.)
Kailyn's extended family include Dorothy Sokoloski, her grandmother who lives on the street next to the Wilcher's residence. Her grandfather, Stephen R Sokoloski, passed away in 2007. Her uncle, Stephen E Sokoloski, is blamed for giving Kailyn acne. She also has a younger cousin.
Friends
Besides superficial friendships with fellow makeup hoarders, Kai has mentioned only a handful of real life friends by name, most of whom she claims have turned on her.
(party video of her being awkward)
David (Boyfriend of 5 years)
(Abortion, three-some, break-up)
Matt (Husband)
Kailyn met Matt, her now-husband, in fall of 2011 on Plenty of Fish. Their relationship is beautifully described by Matt as "she's exactly like me, except a girl, hurhurhur." Having found true love, the two were engaged 3 months later and would be married at least a year later. Good idea, since they barely knew each other. But wedding bells rang on April 13, 2012, just months after the engagement. Kailyn and Matt were married at the courthouse, without any family or friends there with them.
Matt works part-time at Walmart and has been saving up money to get an apartment with Kai. It might take another few years, but it's certain to happen some day.
(Drama with Maureen)
Married Life
Kai continues to live with her mother in Bowie, Maryland while Matt lives with his parents and sister in Leonardtown. He does his duty and drives down to see Kai once a month, treats her to Red Robin, and she stays over at his parents' place for a few days before he dumps her back at her mom's shanty.
In late 2013, Kailyn realized that it's not normal for a married couple to live over an hour apart because it shows how little they actually care about each other. She has since been pretending that Matt has moved in with her, despite the fact that his clothes, games, or presence have yet to be seen.
Kai plans to take Matt's name...one day. Until then, she usually goes by "Kailyn Wilcher", or "Kailyn Hughes" when she's feeling particularly married.
Pregnancy
Despite voicing countless times that she would be waiting until her late 20s to have children, Kailyn got knocked up twice in 2013.
(begging for gifts, obvious preference for a girl, eating habits/health, spending tons of money on useless makeup instead of the baby, multiple registries, the fake 2nd shower the church ladies were going to throw her)
Gallery of Horror
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You can never trust that she's telling the truth. -
After 7 years of doing beauty videos, she's perfected her on-screen application technique. -
Obviously she knows what she's talking about. -
Kailyn and her hubby Matt.
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Lookin' for her next man. -
A whale in its natural habitat.
Social Accounts
Her Facebook
Her Instagram
Beauty YouTube Channel Privated- Vlog YouTube Channel Privated
Her Tumblr
Her Pinterest
Her websiteDeleted
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