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Payton Gendron
Nationality: Honkey American  
High score 10 dead, 3 injured
Top 50? lol no
Style FPS, Open world multiplayer VR
An Hero? Pussied Out


A few three letter agencies decided the Jewnited States of America was getting a little too pro-white and pro-gun for its own good. Enter Payton Gendron, alias jimboboiii, the zoomer federal asset perpetrator of the most recent en vogue /pol/ type shooting and even worse, a dirty furfag. Payton is one of Aussie phenomenon Brenton Tarrant's disciples. Lacking originality like every cumskin before him, Payton, instead of targeting the real ones in power, or people who actually deserve it, decided to shoot up a low-rent supermarket full of old ladies and negros shopping for saturated fat filled goyslop. Payton managed to beat Randy Stair's super market rampage at the very least.

So why did glow-niggers stage this false flag attack? They want to further propogate anti-gun sentiment of course. The common folk don't need guns since we all know the government always acts in our best interests. Law-abiding citizens in the state of New York were first purposely handicapped after an autist named Adam Lanza achieved the tutorial level high score at Sandy Hook Elementary School. Legislators across the east coast called for stricter gun CUNTrol despite the fact that the pwned kids were obviously asking for it. One of the measures passed was the ban of high capacity magazines... which Gendron easily circumnavigated by taking the lock out of his cucked NY style AR-15. It's almost as though these laws are completely worthless.

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Early Life

Mfw Reddit gold

Once an edgy Communist, Payton converted to cuckservatism after watching epic based and redpilled Jewtuber Sargon of Akkad own the libtards around the advent of The Donald. The Great Coof of 2020 lead Payton to a hacker known as 4chan and related Pisscord channels where he was groomed by glowniggers into carrying out a low effort shooting to further their anti-gun agenda BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO POGGERS AND TOPKEK 100!! Right-wing icon Pepe the frog himself taught the young man the arts of anti-semitism and white supremacy. Being autistic, he also played Roblox and was a proud and avid Redditor. He also had a cat torturing hobby he partook in when not eating pizza rolls while posting on r/FragileWhiteCrakkkas. Little did anyone know, he had only just begun to shine glow!

Hello fellow white supremacists, let's commit a shooting at a local supermarket to preserve the white race! That would be based like Pepe the Frog! Let's also build bombs, here is a PDF! We will wojak them! 1844! I love committing federal crimes, we should commit them together! Lol Kekistan!

The Manifesto

🌟Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle shoas – This manifesto sparkles, and glows!🌟

Payton made sure to upload his manifesto to an 8chan bootleg website called 4chan before his day of retribution. However, it is absolute shite (unless you are particularly interested in his choice of boxers or /k/ talking points). He also just copy and pasted Brenton Tarrant's writing into his own manifesto. Payton names a number of Kekistani "freedom fighters" as his influences, most of them more retarded than he is.

<pdf width="700" height="500">File:Buffalo manifesto.pdf</pdf>

Attack on Tops Market

Watch it here
A little furry fap material for the road, as in Martha was an average dog.

With the intention of gaining infamy like his idols,, Gendron graced murder porn junkies with some raw footage of himself playing DOOM IRL. The problem is HE CHOSE TWITCH LIKE A RETARD, a platform known for taking anything even remotely offensive down at the drop of a hat. Why he didn't copy his hero Brenton Tarrant's choice of Facebook Live is beyond comprehension. Otherwise, things began looking promising when he started his rampage with a headshot (after taking a final peek of degenerate furry shit of course). A fan favorite of the vod is when he politely apologized to the gringo cashier he almost shot. Unfortunately for Payton, the police force of Buffalo is actually somewhat competent (a stark contrast to the police fucking around at Uvalde) so the party van arrived promptly to bring an end to Payton's escapades.

SORRY!

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
*Primary: Bushmaster XM-15
Basic-bitch weapon of choice for going postal. The names of patron saints Anders Breivik, Dylann Roof, Brenton Tarrant and other figures inscribed on it grants immunity to security guards. 25~30 Damage.
  • Secondary: Savage Arms Axis XP
Poorfag duur-hunnin' gun HE DIDN'T FUCKING USE. Scribbled on it as well. 30~60 Damage.
  • Tertiary: Mossberg 500
The same weapon Tranny Phantom used sadly wasn't used by our Buck Breaker. 50~125 Damage.
*Perk 1: Meme Warfare
This perk is obtained by finishing the /pol/ newfag indoctrination questline. Unleashes the power of 2 years of accumulated /pol/ memes and black crime statistics to grant increased stamina and agility. (+10 Stamina) (+3 Agility) (+15% Movement Speed)
*Perk 2: Buck Breaker
Boosts damage dealt to those of the nigra persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. (+50% Damage dealt to blacks)
*Spell: Orison to Pepe
Pepe bestows the power of weaponized autism onto the user for 2 minutes. The autist with rage status grants maxxed out crit chance while moderately decreasing intelligence. (+10000 Crit Chance) (-7 Intelligence)

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 10/20 (3 injured) - Not bad but not great either."
Accuracy: 17/20 - Killed 6 in the span of 32 seconds."
Style: 15/20 - Played in FPS mode for all of Twitch to see, but Brenton Tarrant did it better.
Butthurt: 10/20 - Coons got butthurt and libtards blamed Tucker Carlson but Payton got quickly overshadowed by a cool, exciting, and original school shooting that only occurs once a week.
Bonus: 20/20 - Busted a cap in the security guard's ass.
Total score: 72/100 (C)


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See Also

Payton Gendron is part of the following series:

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Payton Gendron is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫

Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik


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Single Player Elite Hall of Fame

Adam LanzaAnders Behring BreivikAndrew KehoeAriana Grande MassacreBaruch GoldsteinBrenton TarrantCampo Elías DelgadoCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDong YanglingGabriel WortmanJack Gilbert GrahamJakrapanth ThommaJames HubertyLuby's massacreMartin BryantMutsuo ToiNice Truck Attack 2016Omar MateenPanya KhamrabPatrick CrusiusReina Nightclub MassacreSalvador RamosShinji AobaStephen PaddockTed BundyVladislav RoslyakovWilliam UnekWoo Bum-kon

Single Player Amateur Division

Aaron AlexisAlexandre BissonnetteAkbarzhon JalivovAli David SonbolyAnderson Lee AldrichAndrea PignaniAnton Lundin PetterssonArtyom KazantsevAudrey HaleBrandon Scott HoleBreda Highschool MassacreBreitscheidplatzBrenda Ann SpencerBruce Jeffrey PardoCapital Gazette ShootingCharles Whitman's TumorChris Harper-MercerConnor BettsDallas Police ShootingsDarrell BrooksDavid KatzDavid KozákDavid Malcolm GrayDeath to Traitors, Freedom for BritainDerrick BirdDeWayne CraddockDimitrios PagourtzisDimitrious GargasoulasDmitry VinogradovDylann Storm RoofElliot RodgerÉric BorelEuler Fernando GrandolphoFlemming NielsenFort HoodGabe ParkerGeorge SodiniGian Luigi FerriIan David LongIlnaz GalyavievJake DavisonJames Alex FieldsJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason DaltonJason RodriguezJaylen FrybergJeffrey DahmerJeff WeiseJesse OsborneJiverly VoongJoe StackJohn Russell HouserJohn Wilkes BoothJonathan SapirmanJosef FritzlKhalid MasoodKimveer GillKip KinkelKongsberg Bow and Arrow RampageLam Kor WanMamoru TakumaMarc LépineMark BartonMark EssexMartin PeyerlMatthew de GroodMichael CarnealMichael Kenneth McLendonMichael RyanMikese MorseMr. SaariNathan GaleNghtmrchld26Nikolas CruzNoah EsbensenOrlando HarrisOtoya YamaguchiPatrick PurdyPayton GendronPekka-Eric AuvinenPetri GerdtRamadan Van ManRandy Robert StairRichard SpeckRobert BalesRobert BowersRobert CardRobert CrimoRobert HawkinsRobert LongRobert SteinhäuserRuslan AkhtyamovRyan PalmeterSantino William LeganSatoshi UematsuSayfullo SaipovStephen KazmierczakThe Twinkie ManThomas Matthew CrooksThomas Watt HamiltonTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTimur BekmansurovTJ LaneTobias RathjenTrystan Andrew TerrellTyler PetersonUnabomberWade Michael PageWalter SeifertWellington Menezes de OliveiraZhao ZeweiZug Massacre

Multiplayer Co-Op Mode

1-14 Jakarta AttacksAcademy ManiacsBoston Marathon BombingCharlie HebdoColumbineCrocus City Hall MassacreHiroshima and NagasakiISIS Paris Attack 13-11Jews did WTCLondon Bridge Attack 2017Medianeira School ShootingPearl HarborSan Bernardino ShootingSri Lanka 2019 Terrorist AttacksSuzano School ShootingTimothy McVeighZhaodong Massacre

Civilization and Great Prophets

Adolf HitlerAugusto PinochetAum ShinrikyoCharles MansonHeaven's GateHolocaustJonestownJoseph StalinKim Il-sungMao ZedongOsama bin LadenPol PotSaddam HusseinWacoWorld War II

Banned From Scoring

Alex HribalAnthony WarnerAnton BichivinAsa CoonBen MoynihanBilly MitchellBrandon CleggBrian Isaack ClydeCharles BishopClay DukeDillon CosseyFaisal ShahzadFrank JamesHayden JagstHugo JacksonIlya IvanistovJohn EarnestKyle RittenhouseLaaiti EkenstéenLindsay Kantha SouvannarathLogan ClarkMAGABomberMikhail PivnevNasim AghdamNicky ReillyPhilip ManshausRichard ReidRyan RouthSam HydeSebastian BosseSol PaisStephan BallietTodd RogersWillem Van SpronsenWilliam AtchisonYou

 
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Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron AlexisAdam LanzaAlex HribalAlyssa BustamanteAnthony WarnerAudrey HaleBruce Jeffrey PardoCasey AnthonyCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDylan KleboldDylann Storm RoofEric HarrisGerry McCannJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason RodriguezJeff WeiseJiverly Voong Joe StackJosef FritzlLaaiti EkenstéenMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMatthew MurrayMatti SaariMaurice ClemmonsPekka-Eric AuvinenRaoul MoatRichard SpeckRobert HawkinsStephen PaddockTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTJ LaneTyler PetersonWade Michael PageWoo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy ManiacsAdolf HitlerCharles MansonChris BenoitDnepropetrovsk ManiacsDubyaJack the RipperJeffrey DahmerMao ZedongRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed Bundy

Terrorists:

Al QaedaAnders Behring BreivikAnderson Lee AldrichAnton Lundin PetterssonDzhokhar TsarnaevElliot RodgerGeorge SodiniManiacs Murder CultMark EssexNidal Malik HasanOsama bin LadenTamerlan TsarnaevTed Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderJewsMurderParanoid personality disorderPittsburgh Paint JobPolice BrutalitySick fuck

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Center
People

Alex LealBen KucheraBrenton TarrantBrianna WuByuuCiaraDick MastersonEllen PaoEthan RalphFrank HassleJenny McDermottJim WatkinsJohn EarnestJon SudanoKimmyKraut and TeaLord FoxworthMaddoxMargaret PlessMootNate SpidgewoodNiggest Crook ForceNolongersilencedNullParkourDude91Patrick CrusiusPayton GendronPeter CoffinSam HydeSarah AndersenSarah ButtsSol PaisTakedownmanTimboxTyler MalkaVordrakWyatt MannZoe Quinn

Events

Brianna Wu for CongressGamerGateHe Will Not Divide UsHitler Top Tensm00t's GamerGate SelloutOperation Timebomb v2QAnonSkype Con LeakSteam friend threadThe Great Habbo Raid of July 2015Valentine's Day MassacreYoutubeWakeUp

Sites

/baphomet/Brit/pol//cow/Encyclopedia Dramatica/leftypol/NeoGAF/pol/SalonShrekChan

Memes

BrownpillDUN DUNEbola-chanHitler Top TensJust Fuck My Shit UpKekistanMeme MagicMoon ManZozzle

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