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==Bathroom Lurking== | ===Bathroom Lurking=== | ||
[[File:Tranny_bathrooms.jpg|thumb|The solution.]] | [[File:Tranny_bathrooms.jpg|thumb|The solution.]] | ||
The management of Dennys in Maine USA caved to Bruce “Brianna” Freeman’s demands that he use a bathroom designated for females: | The management of Dennys in Maine USA caved to Bruce “Brianna” Freeman’s demands that he use a bathroom designated for females: | ||
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Well, I guess the hetero-dudes are happy not sharing a bathroom with any “Nancy Boy”, and the M2T twanz are happy, because they get to play laydee – “oooooh looky I’m peeing in the laydees bathroom just like a real girl !!11!!”. Management are happy that they won’t have to payout another lawsuit. | Well, I guess the hetero-dudes are happy not sharing a bathroom with any “Nancy Boy”, and the M2T twanz are happy, because they get to play laydee – “oooooh looky I’m peeing in the laydees bathroom just like a real girl !!11!!”. Management are happy that they won’t have to payout another lawsuit. | ||
==Brianna Hates Autistic People== | ==Brianna Hates Autistic People== | ||
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But her was against the mentally handicap was far from over... | But her was against the mentally handicap was far from over... | ||
===Wu Calls a Retard an Aspie and blames it on hackers=== | |||
Because this tranny isn't just ugly on the outside but also on the inside ''it'' couldn't contain itself when it thought of a new brilliant strategy; pretend to have its Twitter hacked, so it could say mean things to people and blame it on someone else, like a true gentleman. | |||
It had the plan to call the aspie Cameralady out on her aspiness, and then blame it on the haxing, but the timeline just doesn't add up, so once Bruce has been caught in a lie, like the one about him being a woman. | |||
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<s>Bruce</s> Brianna admits to tweeting the autistic boy images in <s>his</s> her column [http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/brianna-wu-gamergate here] and proudly re-posts them. | |||
Would you ever actually trust anyone named Bruce? Especially if Bruce dressed like a chick. | |||
===Bruce goes to defend himself on the news=== | |||
Claims of scary rape threats. Wishful thinking on its part | |||
(fast forward to 2:27 for the lulz). | |||
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==Briana caught faking her threats== | ==Briana caught faking her threats== | ||
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==Revolution60== | |||
Revolution60 is a [[Megaman]] Battle Network rip-off, and instead of a non-gender robot it features 3 ugly women. The game's sole purpose for existing is to give Brianna Wu a power phantasy by playing as her version of a strong womyn (that doesn't flee her home because of image macros). Like any other indie game it was [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/spacekat/bring-revolution-60-to-pc-and-mac funded by retards on Kickstarter], with a development cycle that would make Phil Fish and the guys behind Duke Nukem envious. Unlike Duke Nukem the end result looks as pleasant as 4 day old vomit. The game features 3 women (which is 3 women more than Brianna will ever be), and a revolutionary graphical style most fitting for Windows 95 or, preferably, the trash. | |||
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<youtube>aXiorhWBa2M</youtube><br />Nothing says captivation like awkward silence.| | |||
<youtube>bBZhYYUMRa0</youtube><br />Revolution60, more like revolution 15 frames per second| | |||
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==Other Trannies== | |||
*[[Jennifer Diane Reitz]] | |||
*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]] | |||
*[[Chris Chan]] | |||
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*[http://twanzphobic.wordpress.com/2011/07/15/excuse-me-which-way-to-the-squirrel-bathroom/ The bathroom incident 3] | *[http://twanzphobic.wordpress.com/2011/07/15/excuse-me-which-way-to-the-squirrel-bathroom/ The bathroom incident 3] | ||
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Revision as of 19:03, 19 October 2014
IT'S A MAN, BABY!
Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__) |
Bruce Freeman, Brianna Freeman, Brianna Wu or commonly known as Literally Wu? is a batshit crazy videogame developer who underwent surgery to "become female" in order to gain success in the video game industry and lurk in girls' bathrooms.
Don't donate money to starving children! Donate to my sex change opperation instead!
Bathroom Lurking
The management of Dennys in Maine USA caved to Bruce “Brianna” Freeman’s demands that he use a bathroom designated for females:
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Wow, Bruce I mean Brianna has been “living as a woman” for some time then eh?
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So basically Bruce Brianna waltzed into the women’s bathroom, fully certain that he was entitled to be using that bathroom, because in his mind he was transitioning to “woman”. He probably looked like this when he tried it, at the “start of his transition”:
In three and a half years, Bruce Brianna must be all done then?
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“Will be”, always nice to know that there are laydees in the women’s toilets packing penis. Rather comforting!
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Luckily Freeman had a legal eagle sparrow working for him, Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders attorney Janson Wu (Does that surname sound familiar to you?). Wu had to be downgraded from eagle to sparrow for this defence:
Umm, I don’t recall any sexual orientation in the incident, it was a jendah thing right? Oh well, at least the courts swallowed it. Unless of course it was another Freudian slip by Camp Twanz indicating that M2T “transition” is indeed in the rhelm of sexual fetish?
Well, I guess the hetero-dudes are happy not sharing a bathroom with any “Nancy Boy”, and the M2T twanz are happy, because they get to play laydee – “oooooh looky I’m peeing in the laydees bathroom just like a real girl !!11!!”. Management are happy that they won’t have to payout another lawsuit.
Brianna Hates Autistic People
In his infinite wisdom, Bruce decided that the best course of action to deal with the professional shitposters of 8chan and end GamerGate was to create a shitty meme about them, kinda like fighting fire with fire. He rushed over to MemeGenorator.com and created this masterpiece:
The original that Brianna sent out, before he bravely deleted it.
But Brianna forgot that fighting fire with fire won't work when he's covered in gasoline and attacking fire-retardant material. So it was quickly turned around on him and within moments of him tweeting about this a thread with a link was posted on 8chan and everyone jumped in and flooded the page with over 80 pages of memes about him instead.
It is unclear if Brianna was playing the victim again or if he is honestly that stupid, but he announced that this is harassment and that he is taking a break from twitter for 24 hours.
But wait, where did she get that picture in the first place? Oh, right...
But her was against the mentally handicap was far from over...
Wu Calls a Retard an Aspie and blames it on hackers
Because this tranny isn't just ugly on the outside but also on the inside it couldn't contain itself when it thought of a new brilliant strategy; pretend to have its Twitter hacked, so it could say mean things to people and blame it on someone else, like a true gentleman. It had the plan to call the aspie Cameralady out on her aspiness, and then blame it on the haxing, but the timeline just doesn't add up, so once Bruce has been caught in a lie, like the one about him being a woman.
Bruce Brianna admits to tweeting the autistic boy images in his her column here and proudly re-posts them.
Would you ever actually trust anyone named Bruce? Especially if Bruce dressed like a chick.
Bruce goes to defend himself on the news
Claims of scary rape threats. Wishful thinking on its part (fast forward to 2:27 for the lulz).
Briana caught faking her threats
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But Bri wasn't finished tripping over her own retardation just yet. She tweeted the image shown at the start of the infographic above and claimed this was posted by anonymous on 8chan and details their plans to harass her.
She wasn't lying about it being posted, however, she was soon exposed again as the person who posted it when someone tweeted that he looked up the exif data of that picture and found that it was made days before the interview mentioned in it. Meaning that the only person who could have made and posted that picture was Brianna himself.
Two minutes after the exif post Brianna's tweet as well as the thread on 8chan mysteryously disapeared, but not before both were archived as proof.
Revolution60
Revolution60 is a Megaman Battle Network rip-off, and instead of a non-gender robot it features 3 ugly women. The game's sole purpose for existing is to give Brianna Wu a power phantasy by playing as her version of a strong womyn (that doesn't flee her home because of image macros). Like any other indie game it was funded by retards on Kickstarter, with a development cycle that would make Phil Fish and the guys behind Duke Nukem envious. Unlike Duke Nukem the end result looks as pleasant as 4 day old vomit. The game features 3 women (which is 3 women more than Brianna will ever be), and a revolutionary graphical style most fitting for Windows 95 or, preferably, the trash.
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