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Is your neighbour terrorizing you with his latest gadget? Is your computer game playing sons back being benched like the banana of your husbands increasingly fat encrusted cock?

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Old media is a Jew conspiracy that's heavily biased against you and your political viewpoint and philosophical stance. Therefore, everything bad that happens is most likely the fault of old media. As old media is old, it's neither cool nor funny. If you ever meet a member of the old media, be sure to give them AIDS. Old media is constantly screwing with our minds by telling us what to think. Also, parents love to endlessly discuss how the media corrupts our youth.

Last Thursday, the old media (New York Times) finally covered ED, much to the chagrin of moralists everywhere.

How new media corrupted everyone 4EVAR

First literacy corrupted the youth according to older generations....
Then books corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then radio corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then comic books corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then television corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then video games corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then easily accessible Internet corrupted the youth according to older generations...
Then smartphones and tablets corrupted the youth according to older generations...

Luckily, we have impeccable older role models to tell us that we are permanently doing it wrong!

Examples

Radio
Television
- Networks: CNN, Fox, MSNBC, MTV, BET, BBC
- Liberal media
- Bill O'Reilly
- Keith Olbermann
- Sean Hannity
- Dan Rather
- ~~Tim Russert~~ died, lol
- Glenn Beck
Tabloids
- Annalise Walliker
Magazines
- Time Magazine
- The Economist
Newspapers
- The Guardian
Web 1.0
MRI
- Iworshipsatin
BBS
Email

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About missing Pics

Bill O'Reilly, champion of the old media.
Brian Williams, crooked-faced hero of old media
Old media, meet Anonymous.

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