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<b>Leelah Alcorn</b> was actually born <b>Joshua Alcorn</b> however despite the best attempts from his righteous Christian parents he chose to turn his back on God, accuse the Lord and Savior of [[blasphemy|making a mistake]] and wishfully dreamed of defiling his otherwise perfect body by chopping off his pecker and living a sinful life as a snake consorting woman of [[transgender|transgression]].  Ultimately, as a result of being prevented from mutilating his body he took on the name of Satan's wife and then jumped in front of a truck so he could join up as one of Satan's little bitches.
<b>Leelah Alcorn</b> was actually born <b>Joshua Alcorn</b> however despite the best attempts from his righteous Christian parents he chose to turn his back on God, accuse the Lord and Savior of [[blasphemy|making a mistake]] and wishfully dreamed of defiling his otherwise perfect body by chopping off his pecker and living a sinful life as a snake consorting woman of [[transgender|transgression]].  Ultimately, as a result of being prevented from mutilating his body he took on the name of Satan's wife and then jumped in front of a truck so he could join up as one of Satan's little bitches.
==Model Christian Parenting==
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Joshua Alcorn's parents were truly loving and caring parents and as avid readers of the Bible knew his perverse view of himself would ultimately result in his eternal damnation and as such did every possible thing they could to save his soul and to protect him from his God hating ways.
They attempted to get their wayward son the help he so desperately needed by sending him to Christian psychologists trained in the art of "conversion therapy" as a last resort to try and save him from everlasting fiery torment at the hands of the Devil.  Unfortunately his parents did not act swifty enough as the Devil had already firmly grasped his young soul and had ensnared it beyond the reach of God's hands.


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Leelah Alcorn was actually born Joshua Alcorn however despite the best attempts from his righteous Christian parents he chose to turn his back on God, accuse the Lord and Savior of making a mistake and wishfully dreamed of defiling his otherwise perfect body by chopping off his pecker and living a sinful life as a snake consorting woman of transgression. Ultimately, as a result of being prevented from mutilating his body he took on the name of Satan's wife and then jumped in front of a truck so he could join up as one of Satan's little bitches.

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Joshua Alcorn's parents were truly loving and caring parents and as avid readers of the Bible knew his perverse view of himself would ultimately result in his eternal damnation and as such did every possible thing they could to save his soul and to protect him from his God hating ways.

They attempted to get their wayward son the help he so desperately needed by sending him to Christian psychologists trained in the art of "conversion therapy" as a last resort to try and save him from everlasting fiery torment at the hands of the Devil. Unfortunately his parents did not act swifty enough as the Devil had already firmly grasped his young soul and had ensnared it beyond the reach of God's hands.

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