China Guy

The aptly-named China Guy.

In the annals of the Internet, we've seen many figures who have caused intentional or unintentional drama to themselves and those who they're in contact with. Rarely do we see someone who continuously takes the same pratfalls time and time again. You'd have to be a complete fool to never learn from your mistakes.

Say hello to Dylan Kutruff, also known as WWEMarvelGuyDMK and to his enemies, "China Guy." He is a self-proclaimed expert in politics who's main gripe is the fact that China makes most of America's wares. He's also volatile and forgetful, since one moment he's for China and the next split second he's advocating mass genocide of the Chinese race. He is also a racist, autistic, anti-Semetic, illiterate, attention whore who wants to make as many friends as possible while spreading his confused politics on China like a venereal disease. He also likes wrestling.

Background

Dylan resides somewhere in Pennsylvania. He's a not-so-bright kid who often asks flippant questions to his friends and relatives on Facebook that can easily be solved with the help of Google. Why? Either he's too lazy or doesn't even know how Google works. But one fateful day, Dylan was playing Fallout 3 and took note of the opening cutscenes of the game, believing that it's actual propaganda over China's impending invasion of the United States. Moreover, he noticed a shocking trend, being that China makes most of the stuff he owns (and relatively, most of the world's goods.) It was from then on that he took the mantle of educating the internet about "Made in China" and politics. His target of choice? DeviantArt. Because, hey! An art site is about politics!

Conquest of DeviantArt and elsewhere

News of China Guy emerged in late 2013 when a user made this journal post explaining China Guy's behavior.

Nobody wants to kill China...except DMK.

He's been seeking potential recruits to partake in his war against the Chinese menace, asking if they'd like to "kill China." Unsurprisingly, China Guy was banned all across dA, and the mods eventually took notice to temporarily put an end to his campaign. But in the spring of 2014, China Guy eventually re-emerged, doing the same pestering as before. This time his focus shifted to the boob artist community since they're the reason why most people login to dA. China Guy did the same things as he did previously, garnering attention by asking about going to war with China. Any sane human being would scoff at or dismiss the idea as juvenile and outright stupid. Once more, China Guy was promptly blocked and ignored by the very people he tried to recruit. Extreme measures were taken by stealing artwork from various boob artists and claiming it's of his own creation. His reasoning was that he'd get the attention he desires and make friends in the process. Throughout 2014, China Guy created more accounts in order to get around the ban and steal artwork. Several times. He'd then address and chastise these so-called "sinners" for drawing boob art while openly admitting he faps to it. He even recorded himself fapping and then uploaded it to YouTube. Just take our word for it.

	“	THANKS FOR LIKING MY ART CHINESE RACIST	„
	—China Guy

Here's some proof of his art theft and the interactions he's had with people throughout dA.

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  Some stolen Chinese art.
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  More stolen art.
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  Even more stolen shit.
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  Weeaboos are like Chinese, aren't they?
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  Okay, you get it. He's a thief.
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  China!? I know not of this China you speak of!
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  China Guy used reverse psychology, but it failed!
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  Because that excuse worked so well for so many people.

Eventually, the mods of dA were flooded with multiple reports of art theft (along with him uploading photos of his own dick) and gave China Guy the final blow from the banhammer. But did that stop him? Not necessarily. Furfags were another target that China Guy tried to attack and failed miserably at doing so. He took his same tried and true methods of recruitment to FurAffinity. Within hours he was promptly banned. Similar behavior manifested on Katbox (an FA style site but caters exclusively to comics) with his incessant disturbance of users and requests to destroy China. Tumblr was another site that he raided, although it didn't work out too well when his anonymous asks were ignored and his halfwit behavior got him banned.

China Guy's views on boob artists

As of April 2014, China Guy has been attacking the big boob art community. Even though he tries to convince them to talk China, they refuse since introducing yourself by saying "kill China" is not something a well-adjusted person in society would do. To which, China Guy immediately responds with hate messages, death threats and art theft. But what is China Guy's thoughts on them as a whole?

• They're atheists
• They're sinners
• They're perverted
• They're racist because they don't want to talk about China
• They're wasting their lives by drawing art which he believes doesn't contribute to society
• They're unemployed
• They're not man
• They still live with their parents (China Guy himself still lives with his folks)
• They don't have girlfriends
• They're losers
• They're retards

Similar statement could be applied to the furry community as well since he's attacked them on more than one occasion. While furries are humans pretending to be animals, they can take comfort knowing they're not subhuman like China Guy.

China Guy and his real art

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  Banana Guy.
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  China approves.
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  Spengbab
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  Chode

Here's a "speed-draw" of Mega Man that took him around 15 minutes to complete, rendered with the finest ballpoint pens and Crayola markers money can buy. Truly a master of his craft.

China Guy and women

Imaginary girlfriends are real girlfriends.

On January 16th of 2015, China Guy reuploaded several random videos of women twerking, claiming they're his girlfriends. Without permission, of course! Also, China Guy's delusion kicks in as he assumes he has a loving relationship with them, even though there is no sustainable proof to support his claims. He is stubborn to the point where he won't even attempt to make contact with these women. Instead, you're getting grade school insults and random anti-China statements. Much like Chris-chan's love quest, the odds of China Guy procreating and potentially raising a child are slim to none.

His views on women are just as unsavory and shortsighted as the 2-inch rinky-dink little cock he shows off to people just to troll with them. China Guy made several chauvinistic remarks admiring a woman's boobs and ass. Although he claims that boob artists objectify women as sex objects, China Guy proceeds to make lewd comments about these sorts of women in real life and believes they're all promiscuous and exist only as fuck buddies. Real classy, Dylan.

Stream behavior

He must inform them about China!

Bans? He's used to 'em.

China Guy has raided stream channels throughout Livestream and Picarto. His behavior ranges from asking offhand questions (i.e., what game is Marth from?) to death threats and political statements on China. He has also gotten into the habit of posting his ramblings on vacant streams when they're offline, usually the same mindless drivel over China. We're talking walls of text where he asks a nonexistent audience what China is and the threat they are to society, or how much of a boon they are since they manufacture things, then decides to call everyone niggers and Chinks because he's totally not racist. And before Picarto's banning system was properly implemented, China Guy would use up as many usernames as he could in an attempt to troll the audience. His current record (as of this writing) is 30 banned usernames at Owlsden's stream.

China Guy also had his own channels on both Livestream and Picarto, but nobody came since it would be him ranting and why boob artists are evil because they earn money from commissions. China Guy says these artists have no life and are evil atheist sinners yet he still lives with his parents and doesn't know anything about the people he's so vehemently against, boob artists and China.

YouTube

YouTube is China Guy's only loudspeaker to the world. This is where he uploads his videos on hating China, targeted boob artists, his attempts at "vore" where he eats random foods (which isn't what vore is) or asking of what games did Smash Bros characters originate from. When he started uploading his videos in the spring of 2014, he would wear a Ghostface mask (from that movie Scream) in an attempt to protect his identity, and it never quite caught on. A lot of his videos involve ranting, although others were shown involving him dancing in a banana suit or eating food saying and saying it's a vore video. Unfortunately, China Guy has a tendency to delete his videos at random, usually within hours of uploading. We cannot provide directly linked vids from his channel as a result so a proxy channel was set up to document his visual insanity, much like with Chris-chan. Here are some selected moments for your viewing displeasure.

Raid plans against Katbox.

Butthurt over getting banned.

He wants to make friends and wage war on 'em.

Anime is Chinese!

China is to blame for everything.

He went from Smash Bros to generalizing boob artists.

It's all lies.

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On January 27th of 2015, YouTube finally stepped in and terminated China Guy's account due to stealing videos, slander and other things that invoked the wrath of the hammer. And this just in, he opened up a new page on January 31st! Expect to see more stupid actions from this persistent lolcow in the near future.

Random Dumb YouTube Comments and More

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  Insults triumph over common sense.
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  China Guy is for SOPA! Freedom, woo!
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  There's your answer. Nobody cares.
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  A site for Mary Sue OC's can be political.
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  China Guy quickly changes the subject.
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  A month after this video was made, he came back in full force.
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  Hail North Korea!

External Links

• dA Banned
• [1] YouTube
• Facebook Deleted
• Twitter Also deleted
• Twitch
• FurAffinity Suspended, but page is still there.
• Tinychat
• An imageboard thread on China Guy - Now sticky'd thanks to China Guy's stupidity!

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