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2016 Dallas Sniper Attacks
Nationality: American  
Highscore Killed 4, injured 7
Top 25? Unknown
Style Co-Op
An Hero? TBA


On the evening of July 7th, 2016, a pair of Nigra decided that Chris Dorner deserved a sequel. During a "peaceful protest" in Dallas, Texas, the nigs armed themselves with black rifles resembling an M4, (presumed to be chambered in 7.62x39) and infiltrated a building, getting in position. Once this stage of their mission was complete, they waited until some pigs were within view, and sniped them from long range distance, assassinating 4, and severely wounding 7 others. The Dallas protests were formed in response to the fatal killings of two Dindus, just days prior. Due to the nature of the attack and the "victims" primarily being pigs, the shooting is expected to bring in intense drama and lulz to Dumbfuckistan, despite the country experiencing a Mass Shooting every 32.448 seconds and the Sniper attacks rolling in very few frags. Even so, we applaud the nigra for managing to pwn some piggies, as they went for the High Score on the "Nightmare" difficulty, rewarding them an immediate 20 point bonus to their graded score.

Trigger

What triggered these events? It might've been the fact that just days before the assassination plot, two Dindus were brutally killed by cops, seemingly for little reason. There was also a huge "peaceful" protest going on around Dallas at the time. Considering the fact that they blak, its real dam possible they been doin sum stupid ass shit to those pigs. Pigs naturally fear brown colored ppl as it reminds 'em of predators like bears and shit.

Naturally, niggers hate the police. Whenever a pig brutally pwn's a nig, this sets off a chemical reaction in the Black Hivemind that causes them to chimp out. Often, they burn entire building downs, cause millions in property damage, and can only be stopped after a legion of thousands of Cops institute martial law in tha hood, till da niggas wear them selvz out. The turbo-nigger sniper squad had every reason genetically to go apeshit. They had a higher IQ than the typical 60~80 niglet, and were also notable for actually being able to shoot straight. Thus, all these pigs get surprise buttsecks'd with the almighty, accurate power of a sniper rifle, available at your nearest gun store foo.

Perpetrators

The only REAL perpetrator of the shooting spree, according to Liberals, as the nigra dindu nuffin and wer inno sint
One of the perpetrators, spotted shortly before he went Postal.

Initially, it was suspected that there were up to four snipers stationed around the area, but it was shortly revealed to have been the work of X Nigra, ___ and ___.

Attacks

Live gameplay footage of one of the perps.
Another shooter

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Christian minister explains how France and Death Metal fans deserved it.

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—TBA

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As usual, the idiotic masses immediately chimped out and made death threats and other illicit and idiotic posts:

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High Score

Graded score
Kill count: 4/20 4 as of now. Hopefully more dead pigs
Accuracy: 20/20 Niggers know how to use a gun, da fuk?
Style: 19/20 Played it like Hitman, Silent Assassin.
Butthurt: 16/20 Potentially triggers the LA Riots 2.0"
Bonus: 15/20 Dead Pigs is neva bad foo
Total score: X/100 (X)
FUCK THE POLICE
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