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[[File:HWNDU Crouds.jpg|thumb|right|Summarization of the leftist participants.]]
[[File:HWNDU vs Kek.jpg|thumb|Artist's rendering of Trump supporters winning the game]]
The inauguration of [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Triggered|sparked massive protests and riots]] across [[D.C.]] and the world. [[Retards|Leftists]], already mentally unstable and savage, went completely apeshit in the weeks following Trump's victory. Enter '''Shia LaBeouf''', a D-list actor desperate to save face after his Hollywood career left him unemployed and irrelevant. It was within this setting that LaBeouf decided to create the latest in a string of failed "art pieces", this one titled '''He Will Not Divide Us''', a fitting title, given that LaBeouf's attempt to sow division ended with LaBeouf being thoroughly trolled on his own project.
HWNDU began as a 24/7 livestream intended to last for eight years, from Inauguration Day (January 20) until the end of the Trump presidency. First located at the Museum of the Moving Image in a suburb of the liberal shithole known as New York City, locals were expected to come and stand in front of the camera and chant "he will not divide us". The result was a sea of brain-dead morons repeatedly [[autistic screeching|screeching]] at a wall, along with much [[Attention Whore|attention-whoring]].
However, [[4chan]] soon learned about the project. The result was a massive [[IRL Troll|IRL trolling raid]] with the goal of closing yet another pool and rustling some more jimmies. The trolls congregated mostly on [[4chan|cuckchan]] and [[8chan|cripplechan]] [[Pol/|/pol/]], creating '''hundreds of threads''' detailing live coverage of the drama. The operation was a complete success; within less than a month, Shia got arrested after assaulting one of his own fans, and on February 10th, 2017, the project was shut down by police, acting on local residents' complaints of noise and violence. Two weeks later, the camera was moved to a sidewalk in Nowhere, New Mexico. Having been thoroughly trolled at every single other location, the project was moved to an undisclosed location with nothing on camera but a "He Will Not Divide Us" flag and the sky, so the trolls couldn't possibly find it... except that they did.
==January, 2017==
[[File:Absolutely Divided.png|thumb|right|HWNDU; leftists already have.]]
[[File:Absolutely Divided.png|thumb|right|HWNDU; leftists already have.]]
[[File:HWNDU Crouds.jpg|thumb|right|Summarization of the leftist participants.]]
The inauguration of [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Triggered|sparked massive protests and riots]] across [[D.C.]] and the world. [[Retards|Leftists]], already mentally unstable and savage, went completely apeshit in the weeks following Trump's victory. A D-list celebrity named (((Shia LaBeouf))){{Jew}} (Known for doing a porno flick and two ''[[Transformers]]'' movies before they realized how terrible he was and dumped him, but kept Megan Fox) decided to create an "art piece" by setting up a 24/7 livestream in [[New York City]], which was intended to exist for the entirety of the Trump presidency which could have been anywhere from one to eight years. Formerly located at the Museum of the Moving Image in the liberal shithole known as New York City, locals were invited by Shia to come and stand in front of the camera and chant "'''He Will Not Divide Us'''". The result was a sea of brain-dead morons repeatedly [[autistic screeching|screeching]] at a wall, along with much [[Attention Whore|attention-whoring]].


However, [[4chan]] soon learned about the project. The result was a massive [[IRL Troll|IRL trolling raid]] with the goal of closing yet another pool and rustling some more jimmies. The trolls congregated mostly on cuckchan and cripplechan [[Pol/|/pol/]], creating '''hundreds of threads''' detailing live coverage of the drama. The operation was a complete success; within less than a month, Shia got arrested after assaulting a /pol/lack and temporarily [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut it down]] a few weeks later on February 10th, 2017, only to reopen it two weeks later on a sidewalk in Nowhere, New Mexico.
===January 20, 2017===
 
==January 20, 2017==
[[File:HWNDU season 3.png|thumb|right|The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.]]
[[File:HWNDU season 3.png|thumb|right|The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.]]
The start of HWNDU; the live feed is set up somewhere in NYC and immediately attracts the public after going viral. Trolls show up within hours to pay respects.
Inauguration Day, and the start of HWNDU; the live feed is set up in a suburb of NYC and immediately goes viral, attracting the attention of the public and of the [[NEET]]s who inhabit [[pol|/pol/]]. Within hours, trolls show up to pay respects.


* [https://youtu.be/K0DpzbrX8CM Pepe on phone]
* [https://youtu.be/K0DpzbrX8CM Pepe on phone]
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==January 25, 2017==
===January 25, 2017===
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{{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/Shias_Funhouse/status/824436982336126976}}<br />
{{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/Shias_Funhouse/status/824436982336126976}}<br />
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==January 26, 2017==
===January 26, 2017===


<center><youtube>FRRMFMVIoVc</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>FRRMFMVIoVc</youtube></center>
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* {{Archive|Q24vc|HWNDU #45}}
* {{Archive|Q24vc|HWNDU #45}}


Briefing: Three users show up at the start of the day (1 ~ 5 AM) and get nicknamed Jihad Jesus, Jackie4Chan, and Kim-Jong-Anon. They spend several hours reading /pol/ threads and twitter, giving shoutouts, micspamming, trolling, etc. The police show up and interrogate them for a while. Several supporters of KEK show up to bring the brave warriors food. Meanwhile, leftist drones starve in the New York winter. There are rumors spreading that Shia would show up to kick their ass. As the 30-minute mark approached, he didn't show- like the pussy he is. A gay ass nigger furry named PaperBoyPrince shows up around 8:00 AM, with his ugly feminazi friend and hijack the show for a while until pissing off. Eventually, school is in session so many kids roam the streets. A narutard shows up, as does Ali David Sonboly. The feminazi flashes her small, deformed breasts at the camera repeatedly while school buses and children pass by.
Briefing: Three users show up at the start of the day (1 ~ 5 AM) and get nicknamed Jihad Jesus, Jackie4Chan, and Kim-Jong-Anon. They spend several hours reading /pol/ threads and twitter, giving shoutouts, micspamming, trolling, etc. The police show up and interrogate them for a while. Several supporters of KEK show up to bring the brave warriors food. Meanwhile, leftist drones starve in the New York winter. There are rumors spreading that Shia would show up to kick their ass. As the 30-minute mark approached, he didn't show - like the pussy he is. A gay ass nigger furry named PaperBoyPrince shows up around 8:00 AM, with his ugly feminazi friend and hijacks the show for a while until pissing off. Eventually, school is in session so many kids roam the streets. A narutard shows up, as does Ali David Sonboly. The feminazi flashes her small, deformed breasts at the camera repeatedly while school buses and children pass by.


Eventually, Shia shows up, assaults a /pol/lack, and gets '''arrested'''! KEK [https://a.pomf.cat/kjrsag.mp4]
Eventually, Shia shows up, assaults a /pol/lack, and gets '''arrested'''! KEK [https://a.pomf.cat/kjrsag.mp4]
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* [https://youtube.com/watch?v=3MKFu1bqOS0 Jesus gives a speech]
* [https://youtube.com/watch?v=3MKFu1bqOS0 Jesus gives a speech]


== January 28, 2017 ==
===January 28, 2017===


Sam Hyde shows up and perpetrates a mass shooting that results in 28 casualties. He later escapes from new york and hasn't been heard from since. [http://bbs.dailystormer.com/t/sam-hyde-just-showed-up-at-hewillnotdivideus-in-ny/80903]
Sam Hyde shows up and perpetrates a mass shooting that results in 28 casualties. He later escapes from New York and hasn't been heard from since. [http://bbs.dailystormer.com/t/sam-hyde-just-showed-up-at-hewillnotdivideus-in-ny/80903]
 
(Sam Hyde stole the idea of fish tank from shia, proving he is a comedy hack once and for all)


<center><youtube>60krEOMeaPU</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>60krEOMeaPU</youtube></center>


== February 2017==
==February, 2017==
{{Notice|New location: 622 Central Ave SW, Albuquerque, NM.}}
{{Notice|<s>New location: 622 Central Ave SW, Albuquerque, NM.</s>
Show's indefinitely cancelled due to niggers.}}  
 
[[File:Shiah God Shoah.gif|thumb|right]]
[[File:Shiah God Shoah.gif|thumb|right]]


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* A troll shows up with a huge portrait of Pepe.
* A troll shows up with a huge portrait of Pepe.
* Some dindu sprays the camera black.
* Some dindu sprays the camera black.
* Two retards almost get shot.


=== February 10th: POOL'S CLOSED ===
===February 10, 2017: POOL'S CLOSED===


Shia and his group couldn't take the IRL trolling anymore. As was predicted, the HWNDU stream [http://pagesix.com/2017/02/10/museum-shuts-down-shia-labeoufs-anti-trump-exhibit/ didn't even last a month]. An official reason cited for the termination of the program was the propensity for violence (usually sparked and initiated by the "peaceful" left) and because they were tired of being trolled. The NYPD was happy that HWNDU was dead, because they were sick of having to patrol the (residential) area around the clock, and the local residents were pleased because the closure meant they didn't have to deal with people [http://gothamist.com/2017/02/19/shia_labeouf_moves_he_will_not_divi.php injecting marijuana and urinating on their property] anymore. Plus, Sam Hyde's deadly massacre alarmed locals and noo yoikers in general. [http://www.dailystormer.com/sad-day-he-will-not-divide-us-shut-down-because-the-goyim-know/]
Shia and his group couldn't take the IRL trolling anymore. As was predicted, the HWNDU stream [http://pagesix.com/2017/02/10/museum-shuts-down-shia-labeoufs-anti-trump-exhibit/ didn't even last a month]. An official reason cited for the termination of the program was the propensity for violence (usually sparked and initiated by the "peaceful" left) and because they were tired of being trolled. The NYPD was happy that HWNDU was dead, because they were sick of having to patrol the (residential) area around the clock, and the local residents were pleased because the closure meant they didn't have to deal with people [http://gothamist.com/2017/02/19/shia_labeouf_moves_he_will_not_divi.php injecting marijuana and urinating on their property] anymore. Plus, Sam Hyde's deadly massacre alarmed locals and noo yoikers in general. [http://www.dailystormer.com/sad-day-he-will-not-divide-us-shut-down-because-the-goyim-know/]
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Like Team Rocket, LaBeouf just won't fuck off when he gets pwn'd. A week after the pool was closed, Shia reopened the pool in Albuquerque, [[New Mexico]], in what looks like a ghetto. This has led to many kangs [[shameless self promotion|inviting the viewer to follow them]] on Twitter, Instagram and other Internet AIDS-infested sites.
Like Team Rocket, LaBeouf just won't fuck off when he gets pwn'd. A week after the pool was closed, Shia reopened the pool in Albuquerque, [[New Mexico]], in what looks like a ghetto. This has led to many kangs [[shameless self promotion|inviting the viewer to follow them]] on Twitter, Instagram and other Internet AIDS-infested sites.
<center>'''Be American, Get Shot'''</center>
<center><youtube>LWYvWcwbgWI</youtube></center>
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file:hwndu albuquerque 1.png
file:hwndu albuquerque 1.png
file:hwndu albuquerque 2.png
file:hwndu albuquerque 2.png
File:Read The Daily Stormer.jpg|Zeiger was here
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==March, 2017==
===March 9, 2017: He Will Not Divide Us 3: With a Vengeance===
[[File:HWNDU_vs_Kek.jpg|thumb|Status: DIVIDED]]
[[File:HWNDU captured flag.jpg|thumb|The prize]]
After being defeated everywhere else, Shia abandoned the participatory aspect of his project, and set up a "He Will Not Divide Us" flag in a field in an undisclosed location with nothing on camera but the flag and the sky, so as not to invite the mean trolls to fuck with it. Unfortunately for him, he was unfamiliar with the weaponized autism anons were capable of, and in just 24 hours anons on 8ch's /hwndu/ board managed to cross-reference flight-patterns of passing aircraft seen on the livestream, ambient noise from local wildlife and cars, and star maps, along with other autistic shit, in order to gain the exact location of Shia's gay little flag. Within two days, the flag was captured at Moon Creek Road in Greenville, Tennessee by an anon from 4chan's /pol/ who proudly displays it on his basement wall, having won the greatest game of Capture The Flag ever played.
<center><youtube>xN6tcAmBeBg</youtube></center>
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File:hwndu_dronefag1.png|Operation Drone Strike [[fail|aborted]].
File:hwndu_dronefag2.jpg|A faggot dun goofed when telling on Shia just for a butthurt reaction.
File:hwndu_dronefag3.jpg|Shia taddle the [[police]] and threaten with a [[cease and desist]].
File:hwndu_dronefag4.png|And his C&D response? Praise [[kek]]! REEEEEEE!
File:hwndu_dronefaggif.gif|[[In a nutshell]].
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===March 21-23, 2017: He Will Not Divide Us 4: United Kingdom Edition===
After being thoroughly humiliated in the United States, what was left of the project was moved to Liverpool, ironically divided from the artist by the Atlantic Ocean. By March 23, Anonymous [https://heatst.com/culture-wars/trolls-tear-down-he-will-not-divide-us-liverpool-flag-after-just-one-day/ captured the flag again], causing Shia to lose [[the game]] and what was left of his sanity.
<center><youtube>3aZuj_SDqDo</youtube></center>
==April, 2017==
===April 9, 2017: OMG Hacked!!1===
An evil patriot hacked the HWNDU site and replaced its divisive and hateful message with a message of love and unity:
{{quote|1=<nowiki>14/88
#JEWSWILLNOTDIVIDE.US
coming in 2018 by
Shia Labeouf</nowiki>|2=http://archive.is/QAwBp|3=The name of Shia's next shitty art project}}
===He Will Not Divide Us Season 5: #ALONETOGETHER===
On April 12, Shia allegedly hid in a Lapland cabin in a remote area in Finland and invited people to come to the Kiasma Museum in Helsinki where they could sit and communicate with Shia and his accomplices by text message. Naturally he stood up to those damned trolls who keep coming to his shitty art projects, which would otherwise be ignored if not for the relentless trolling campaign. LaBeouf, a notorious plagiarist, replied to one troll who wore a #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN hat with an anti-racist screed shamelessly ganked from some furry on Twitter. At least he has internet up there in the Laplands.
<center>{{quote|1="shia labeouf steals my tweets about fascism within nerd spaces" sure is a hell of a thing to happen in 2017|2=[https://twitter.com/spacetwinks/status/852182514173173760 Spacetwinks]|3=who thinks tweets can be stolen}}</center>
===He Will Not Divide Us Season 6 ===
After a 7 year hiatus, a possible reboot is in works is it true??? Only time will tell


==Videos==
==Videos==
<center>{{frame|{{fv|europe|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
<center>{{frame|{{fv|europe|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<center>'''HWNDU inside of America simulator'''</center><youtube>B0GBa4Ljp_8</youtube>
|<center>'''Weapons-grade autism at work'''</center><youtube>PeXEWsobJRE</youtube>
|<center>'''Shia LeBlownTheFuckOut'''</center><youtube>WFx7VqYuGhc</youtube>
|<center>'''Season 2 Finale: The wall gets built'''</center><youtube>-ppDjbYk36k</youtube>
|<center>'''Season 2 Finale: The wall gets built'''</center><youtube>-ppDjbYk36k</youtube>
}}|border=lightgray|background=white}}</center>
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:TheBigKK.jpg|A disgruntled Nazi Fur's face after being cucked by Paper.
File:HWNDU season 3.png|The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.
File:HWNDU season 3.png|The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.
File:HWNDU_Pol.jpg
File:HWNDU_Pol.jpg
File:Shia-laboof-divided-mugshot.jpg|Shia divided from his tears.
File:Shia-laboof-divided-mugshot.jpg|Shia divided from his tears.
File:Divided.jpg|Divided
File:Divided.jpg|Divided
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File:Paper.jpg|Who's going to pay the rent now?
File:Paper.jpg|Who's going to pay the rent now?
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File:Uncle Chang.png
File:HWNDU ratings.png|Producers were not pleased.
File:HWNDU ratings.png|Producers were not pleased.
File:HWNDU Pol NAZI.jpg
File:HWNDU Pol NAZI.jpg
File:HWNDU Pasta.png
File:Pol_gives_hwndu_credit.jpg
File:Flags Closed.jpg
File:HWNDU Butts.jpg
File:HWNDU Pol.png
File:Shia moon.jpg|4th time's a charm
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[[File:Shia labeef.gif|thumb|He sure divided those pussy lips.]]
[[File:Shia labeef.gif|thumb|He sure divided those pussy lips.]]
*[[2016 Presidential Election|2016 presidential election]]
*[[2016 Presidential Election|2016 presidential election]]
*[[Correct the Record]]
*[[Divide by zero]]
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[IRL Troll]]
*[[IRL Troll]]
*[[NYC]]
*[[Pol/|/pol/]]
*[[Pol/|/pol/]]


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===YouTube shit===
===YouTube shit===


* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbSG0uQWDk The Greatest IRL Baneposting]
* [https://youtu.be/1Eh1FdN9RE0 Shia gets arrested]
* [https://youtu.be/1Eh1FdN9RE0 Shia gets arrested]
* [https://youtu.be/kcysIeW4dIg Jackie4chan makes lefties slav squat]
* [https://youtu.be/kcysIeW4dIg Jackie4chan makes lefties slav squat]
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* [https://youtu.be/sB0SJOSUU2E Cutie kisses camera]
* [https://youtu.be/sB0SJOSUU2E Cutie kisses camera]
* [https://youtu.be/udCPuGBcgWE Skimask anon leaves mp3s]
* [https://youtu.be/udCPuGBcgWE Skimask anon leaves mp3s]
* [https://youtu.be/bxmcHh5_NJw Skumask anon + morning after]
* [https://youtu.be/bxmcHh5_NJw Skimask anon + morning after]
* [https://youtu.be/ZJZY3W2FQLM Friendly anon shoutout]
* [https://youtu.be/ZJZY3W2FQLM Friendly anon shoutout]
* [https://youtu.be/K0DpzbrX8CM Pepe on phone]
* [https://youtu.be/K0DpzbrX8CM Pepe on phone]
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLC_XKvjq2w Bjorn at Gavin protest starting 14:10]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLC_XKvjq2w Bjorn at Gavin protest starting 14:10]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Z04UQ2jWg pubechin fag actor]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Z04UQ2jWg pubechin fag actor]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YNeMpoVcUc Crowder joins hwndu]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YNeMpoVcUc Crowder joins HWNDU]


===8chan /pol/ threads===
===8chan /pol/ threads===


Thread 1 https://archive.is/efWlN
[[He Will Not Divide Us/POL|Click here]] for an index listing hundreds of threads with countless pockets of information.
 
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Summarization of the leftist participants.
Artist's rendering of Trump supporters winning the game

The inauguration of Donald Trump sparked massive protests and riots across D.C. and the world. Leftists, already mentally unstable and savage, went completely apeshit in the weeks following Trump's victory. Enter Shia LaBeouf, a D-list actor desperate to save face after his Hollywood career left him unemployed and irrelevant. It was within this setting that LaBeouf decided to create the latest in a string of failed "art pieces", this one titled He Will Not Divide Us, a fitting title, given that LaBeouf's attempt to sow division ended with LaBeouf being thoroughly trolled on his own project.

HWNDU began as a 24/7 livestream intended to last for eight years, from Inauguration Day (January 20) until the end of the Trump presidency. First located at the Museum of the Moving Image in a suburb of the liberal shithole known as New York City, locals were expected to come and stand in front of the camera and chant "he will not divide us". The result was a sea of brain-dead morons repeatedly screeching at a wall, along with much attention-whoring.

However, 4chan soon learned about the project. The result was a massive IRL trolling raid with the goal of closing yet another pool and rustling some more jimmies. The trolls congregated mostly on cuckchan and cripplechan /pol/, creating hundreds of threads detailing live coverage of the drama. The operation was a complete success; within less than a month, Shia got arrested after assaulting one of his own fans, and on February 10th, 2017, the project was shut down by police, acting on local residents' complaints of noise and violence. Two weeks later, the camera was moved to a sidewalk in Nowhere, New Mexico. Having been thoroughly trolled at every single other location, the project was moved to an undisclosed location with nothing on camera but a "He Will Not Divide Us" flag and the sky, so the trolls couldn't possibly find it... except that they did.

January, 2017

HWNDU; leftists already have.

January 20, 2017

The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.

Inauguration Day, and the start of HWNDU; the live feed is set up in a suburb of NYC and immediately goes viral, attracting the attention of the public and of the NEETs who inhabit /pol/. Within hours, trolls show up to pay respects.

January 25, 2017


/v/'s autistic (obviously) janitor makes a guest appearance

Pics From The Day About missing Pics
  • Jesus and Hideo at 3 A.M in the morning.
    Jesus and Hideo at 3 A.M in the morning.
  • Some anon makes a sketch of the duo.
    Some anon makes a sketch of the duo.
  • poltard makes a sketch. :3
    poltard makes a sketch. :3
  • Jihad Jesus and Jackie 4chan, white supremacist Nazis.
    Jihad Jesus and Jackie 4chan, white supremacist Nazis.
  • Narutard shows up!
    Narutard shows up!
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  • Shia LaBoof's unedited mugshot. Cry moar.
    Shia LaBoof's unedited mugshot. Cry moar.
  • Jesus does a happy merchant pose. >:)
    Jesus does a happy merchant pose. >:)
  • Fag.
    Fag.
  • Leftists cry on Twitter.
    Leftists cry on Twitter.
  • Pol presents an idea.
    Pol presents an idea.
  • Narutard shows his sign.
    Narutard shows his sign.
  • Hands of Christ.
    Hands of Christ.
  • This fuckin' guy.
    This fuckin' guy.
  • From when the trio danced like retards.
    From when the trio danced like retards.
  • Gay Nigger and feminazi dyke shows up.
    Gay Nigger and feminazi dyke shows up.
  • Trio dances with the gay nigger.
    Trio dances with the gay nigger.
  • Normie reaction to the hijacking.
    Normie reaction to the hijacking.
  • These people need psychological help. Then again, don't all NYC residents?
    These people need psychological help. Then again, don't all NYC residents?
  • CIA agent arrives
    CIA agent arrives
  • A challenger approaches..
    A challenger approaches..
  • Narutard gets a piggyback ride. :3
    Narutard gets a piggyback ride. :3
  • Ugly feminazi dyke tries to steal Naruto's chicken.
    Ugly feminazi dyke tries to steal Naruto's chicken.
  • Even leftists got sick and tired of GN and feminazi, prefering /pol/.
    Even leftists got sick and tired of GN and feminazi, prefering /pol/.
  • CIA Spy Exposed.
    CIA Spy Exposed.
  • /pol/ shows some signs.
    /pol/ shows some signs.
  • Naruto has a time out.
    Naruto has a time out.
  • Leftypol irl
    Leftypol irl
  • Woodstock vs Trump Protests.
    Woodstock vs Trump Protests.
  • Cocksucker degenerate freak.
    Cocksucker degenerate freak.
  • HWNDU isn't artistic.
    HWNDU isn't artistic.
  • Sam Hyde makes an appearance at the set piece.
    Sam Hyde makes an appearance at the set piece.
  • The marxist feminazi freak looks strikingly similar to a certain Fallout 4 character..
    The marxist feminazi freak looks strikingly similar to a certain Fallout 4 character..
  • A troll makes a fake ad on Craigslist.
    A troll makes a fake ad on Craigslist.
  • Slavs show up to squat.
    Slavs show up to squat.
  • Narutard has some more fun, while gay nigga checks his feeds.
    Narutard has some more fun, while gay nigga checks his feeds.
  • SJW pulls a typical liberal move and shits out a tl;dr wall of text.
    SJW pulls a typical liberal move and shits out a tl;dr wall of text.
  • Shortbus shows up to abduct the protesters, kek.
    Shortbus shows up to abduct the protesters, kek.
  • Protestor on her period.
    Protestor on her period.
  • In honor of Drive Anon and Hideo. <3
    In honor of Drive Anon and Hideo. <3
  • Top 10 Unrequited Loves in Anime.
    Top 10 Unrequited Loves in Anime.
  • Jews did HWNDU
    Jews did HWNDU
  • A pollack who was there describes the events of the Shia arrest.
    A pollack who was there describes the events of the Shia arrest.
  • Creepy freak assassin.
    Creepy freak assassin.
  • Fatman's tittehs
    Fatman's tittehs
  • Is he white?
    Is he white?
  • Shia is coming in thirty minutes.
    Shia is coming in thirty minutes.
  • (((They))) are watching.
    (((They))) are watching.
  • He will divide us.
    He will divide us.
  • New mascot of HWNDU
    New mascot of HWNDU
  • Summarization of every event from January 21 to 25.
    Summarization of every event from January 21 to 25.
  • RACE MIXER
    RACE MIXER
  • Scared Jew.
    Scared Jew.
  • LOL: Liberals legit thought his headband was a Nazi symbol.
    LOL: Liberals legit thought his headband was a Nazi symbol.
  • The bum knows his place.
    The bum knows his place.

January 26, 2017

Pol threads:

Briefing: Three users show up at the start of the day (1 ~ 5 AM) and get nicknamed Jihad Jesus, Jackie4Chan, and Kim-Jong-Anon. They spend several hours reading /pol/ threads and twitter, giving shoutouts, micspamming, trolling, etc. The police show up and interrogate them for a while. Several supporters of KEK show up to bring the brave warriors food. Meanwhile, leftist drones starve in the New York winter. There are rumors spreading that Shia would show up to kick their ass. As the 30-minute mark approached, he didn't show - like the pussy he is. A gay ass nigger furry named PaperBoyPrince shows up around 8:00 AM, with his ugly feminazi friend and hijacks the show for a while until pissing off. Eventually, school is in session so many kids roam the streets. A narutard shows up, as does Ali David Sonboly. The feminazi flashes her small, deformed breasts at the camera repeatedly while school buses and children pass by.

Eventually, Shia shows up, assaults a /pol/lack, and gets arrested! KEK [1]

Video highlights:

January 28, 2017

Sam Hyde shows up and perpetrates a mass shooting that results in 28 casualties. He later escapes from New York and hasn't been heard from since. [2]

(Sam Hyde stole the idea of fish tank from shia, proving he is a comedy hack once and for all)

February, 2017

New location: 622 Central Ave SW, Albuquerque, NM.

Show's indefinitely cancelled due to niggers.


Notable events so far:

  • Zeiger (no relations to our zaiger) from Daily Stormer shows up to advertise their site.
  • A malnourished skinny and tall nigger flaunts a gun during the podcast.
  • A troll shows up with a huge portrait of Pepe.
  • Some dindu sprays the camera black.
  • Two retards almost get shot.

February 10, 2017: POOL'S CLOSED

Shia and his group couldn't take the IRL trolling anymore. As was predicted, the HWNDU stream didn't even last a month. An official reason cited for the termination of the program was the propensity for violence (usually sparked and initiated by the "peaceful" left) and because they were tired of being trolled. The NYPD was happy that HWNDU was dead, because they were sick of having to patrol the (residential) area around the clock, and the local residents were pleased because the closure meant they didn't have to deal with people injecting marijuana and urinating on their property anymore. Plus, Sam Hyde's deadly massacre alarmed locals and noo yoikers in general. [3]

He Will Not Divide Us Part II: Electric Boogaloo

Like Team Rocket, LaBeouf just won't fuck off when he gets pwn'd. A week after the pool was closed, Shia reopened the pool in Albuquerque, New Mexico, in what looks like a ghetto. This has led to many kangs inviting the viewer to follow them on Twitter, Instagram and other Internet AIDS-infested sites.


Be American, Get Shot


  • Zeiger was here
    Zeiger was here

March, 2017

March 9, 2017: He Will Not Divide Us 3: With a Vengeance

Status: DIVIDED
The prize

After being defeated everywhere else, Shia abandoned the participatory aspect of his project, and set up a "He Will Not Divide Us" flag in a field in an undisclosed location with nothing on camera but the flag and the sky, so as not to invite the mean trolls to fuck with it. Unfortunately for him, he was unfamiliar with the weaponized autism anons were capable of, and in just 24 hours anons on 8ch's /hwndu/ board managed to cross-reference flight-patterns of passing aircraft seen on the livestream, ambient noise from local wildlife and cars, and star maps, along with other autistic shit, in order to gain the exact location of Shia's gay little flag. Within two days, the flag was captured at Moon Creek Road in Greenville, Tennessee by an anon from 4chan's /pol/ who proudly displays it on his basement wall, having won the greatest game of Capture The Flag ever played.

March 21-23, 2017: He Will Not Divide Us 4: United Kingdom Edition

After being thoroughly humiliated in the United States, what was left of the project was moved to Liverpool, ironically divided from the artist by the Atlantic Ocean. By March 23, Anonymous captured the flag again, causing Shia to lose the game and what was left of his sanity.

April, 2017

April 9, 2017: OMG Hacked!!1

An evil patriot hacked the HWNDU site and replaced its divisive and hateful message with a message of love and unity:

   
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14/88 #JEWSWILLNOTDIVIDE.US coming in 2018 by Shia Labeouf
  		„
  		 

—http://archive.is/QAwBp, The name of Shia's next shitty art project

He Will Not Divide Us Season 5: #ALONETOGETHER

On April 12, Shia allegedly hid in a Lapland cabin in a remote area in Finland and invited people to come to the Kiasma Museum in Helsinki where they could sit and communicate with Shia and his accomplices by text message. Naturally he stood up to those damned trolls who keep coming to his shitty art projects, which would otherwise be ignored if not for the relentless trolling campaign. LaBeouf, a notorious plagiarist, replied to one troll who wore a #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN hat with an anti-racist screed shamelessly ganked from some furry on Twitter. At least he has internet up there in the Laplands.

   
“ 		 
"shia labeouf steals my tweets about fascism within nerd spaces" sure is a hell of a thing to happen in 2017
  		„
  		 

—Spacetwinks, who thinks tweets can be stolen


He Will Not Divide Us Season 6

After a 7 year hiatus, a possible reboot is in works is it true??? Only time will tell

Videos

Weapons-grade autism at work

Season 2 Finale: The wall gets built

Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

  • A disgruntled Nazi Fur's face after being cucked by Paper.
    A disgruntled Nazi Fur's face after being cucked by Paper.
  • The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.
    The opening face of season 3 giving the viewers an introduction.
  • Shia divided from his tears.
    Shia divided from his tears.
  • Divided
    Divided
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  • Who's going to pay the rent now?
    Who's going to pay the rent now?
  • Producers were not pleased.
    Producers were not pleased.
  • 4th time's a charm
    4th time's a charm

See also

He sure divided those pussy lips.

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