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{{quote|He was a mosque-attending Muslim but not a fanatic|{{archive|BowKF#selection-1273.0-1273.133|Eminzhon Jalilov - Akbarzhon's uncle}}}}
 
 
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Akbarzhon Dzhalilov'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 1, 1995}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[April Fools|April 1]], [[1990s|1995]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Age'''|22}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|March 4, [[2017]] (aged 22)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Russian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagRussia.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Kyrgyzstan|Kyrgyzstani]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|Kyrgyzstan]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 11, Injured 45}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 15, injured 64}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Islam|Snackbar]]}}
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On the 4th of March [[2017]], a surprising thing happened: a terrorist bombing that wasn't caused by a [[sandnigger]].<br /> A [[russian]] man named [[Powerword|Akbarzhon Dzhalilov]] bombed the Saint Petersburg Metro, leading to [[And nothing of value was lost|11 people dead]] and an additional 45 injured.
On the March 4, [[2017]], a [[Kyrgyzstan|Kyrgyzstani]] man named '''[[Powerword|Akbarzhon Jalilov]]''' bombed the Saint Petersburg Metro in [[Russia]], leading to [[And nothing of value was lost|15 people dead]] and an additional 64 others injured.
==Pwned Victims==
 
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*'''Does 1000 Damage.'''
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*'''Spell''': Qu'ran
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*Increased damage against [[normal people|infidels]] who go against the almighty sword of [[Allah]].
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== Pwned Victims ==
 
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== Graded Score ==
 
{{GradedScore|15|64 injured|10|[[Terrorism|Suicide bombing]] in crowded [[train]] station.|10|See above.|17|Was on [[old media|news outlets]] everywhere, including [[CNN|CNN]]|0|No bonus, just typical [[Terrorism|Muslims at work]]|52|D-|[[Allahu Akbar|Allahu Akbarzhon!]]}}
 
{{Wanted|4}}
 
== Aftermath ==


==Aftermath==
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== See also ==


==See Also==
*[[2017]]
*[[Allahu Akbar]]
*[[An hero]]
*[[Ariana Grande Massacre]]
*[[Crimes]]
*[[High Score]]
*[[Islam]]
*[[Jihad]]
*[[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre]]
*[[Kyrgyzstan]]
*[[London Bridge Attack 2017]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[Ramadan Van Man]]
*[[Reina Nightclub Massacre]]
*[[Russia]]
*[[Russia]]
*[[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre]] - Another recent terrorist attack
*[[Sayfullo Saipov]]
*[[Stockholm Truck Attack 2017]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Terrorism]]
*[[Terrorism]]


[[Category:IRL Shit]] [[Category:Terrorists]]
== External links ==
 
*{{Wikilink|2017_Saint_Petersburg_Metro_bombing|TOW coverage}}
 
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{{Azn}}
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{{Islam}}
{{Terrorists}}
 
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He was a mosque-attending Muslim but not a fanatic
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— Eminzhon Jalilov - Akbarzhon's uncle


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Akbarzhon Dzhalilov
Born April 1, 1995
Died March 4, 2017 (aged 22)
Nationality Kyrgyzstani  Kyrgyzstan
Highscore Killed 15, injured 64
Top 50? No
Style Bomberman, Single Player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Snackbar

On the March 4, 2017, a Kyrgyzstani man named Akbarzhon Jalilov bombed the Saint Petersburg Metro in Russia, leading to 15 people dead and an additional 64 others injured.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Does 1000 Damage.
  • Spell: Qu'ran
  • Increased damage against infidels who go against the almighty sword of Allah.

Pwned Victims

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 15/20 64 injured
Accuracy: 10/20 Suicide bombing in crowded train station.
Style: 10/20 See above.
Butthurt: 17/20 Was on news outlets everywhere, including CNN
Bonus: 0/20 No bonus, just typical Muslims at work
Total Score: 52/100 (D-)
Allahu Akbarzhon!
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Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation


Aftermath

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