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''Muhammad''' {{muslim}} (20 April 571 – 8 June 632 AD) was an [[Arab]] manic-pedophile, merciless [[killer]] and [[rapist]] that lived [[thousands of years]] ago. He founded the terrorist group known as [[Islam]]. Muhammad was able to stand out from the other [[sandniggers]] because of the oldest trick in the book; ''[[religion]]''. For it cannot be proven, ''but'' it cannot be disproven (this is known as [[snoca|falsifiability]]). With this he could do as he wished, kill as he wished, fuck who he wished, and live as he wished. But to secure a legitimacy to the proclaimed place in godly power and knowledge, he brought forth his [[Bible]] and made it into his own, calling it the "Quran". Muhammad did a great job convincing the people of Mecca, such bullshit still lives on with [[religion|the others]] to this very day, much after his death, and further through buildings. | |||
While he might not have been the most [[liar|honest guy]] in town, he sure knew how to act like one! His storytelling has caused [[lulz|destruction and murder for centuries]], and for what? | |||
|Ever The Consumate Hockey Player, Muhammad Would Say That Real Men Don't Play On Grass But Prefer The Ice|The Fourteen Words|Aaron Bushnell|Final Fantasy VII Remake}} | |||
Latest revision as of 14:33, 5 March 2024
Muhammad' ☪ (20 April 571 – 8 June 632 AD) was an Arab manic-pedophile, merciless killer and rapist that lived thousands of years ago. He founded the terrorist group known as Islam. Muhammad was able to stand out from the other sandniggers because of the oldest trick in the book; religion. For it cannot be proven, but it cannot be disproven (this is known as falsifiability). With this he could do as he wished, kill as he wished, fuck who he wished, and live as he wished. But to secure a legitimacy to the proclaimed place in godly power and knowledge, he brought forth his Bible and made it into his own, calling it the "Quran". Muhammad did a great job convincing the people of Mecca, such bullshit still lives on with the others to this very day, much after his death, and further through buildings.
While he might not have been the most honest guy in town, he sure knew how to act like one! His storytelling has caused destruction and murder for centuries, and for what?
| The Fourteen Words 2 days ago |
Aaron Bushnell 4 days ago |
Final Fantasy VII Remake 6 days ago | |