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| <center><big>'''[irc://irc.wtfux.org/ed Get on IRC fgt.]'''</big></center>
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| '''Get on [[IRC]] [[fgt]]''' is a [[forced meme]] by [[Sheneequa]], who is a lonely and [[fat]] ginger who forces memes like this and runs his own IRC channels to [[Mental disorder|gain some sense of control]] in his [[shit]] excuse for [[life]]. | | '''Get on [[IRC]] [[fgt]]''' is a [[forced meme]] by [[Sheneequa]], who is a lonely and [[fat]] ginger who forces memes like this and runs his own IRC channels to [[Mental disorder|gain some sense of control]] in his [[shit]] excuse for [[life]]. |
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| It is pretty easy, just get an irc client (google it if you need to, we also have an [[IRC FAQ]] for noobs) and type /server irc.wtfux.org and then /join #channel where channel is one of your lovely choices below. | | It is pretty easy, just get an irc client (Google it if you need to, we also have an [[IRC FAQ]] for noobs) and type /server irc.wtfux.org and then /join #channel where channel is one of your lovely choices [[ED IRC#Rooms|here]]. |
| For more info see:[[ ED IRC]]
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| ==Rooms==
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| There are several options for your [[goatse|ass raping]] pleasure on ED IRC. The following is a rough description of what to expect when your faggot ass gets on IRC.
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| [[Image:NormalChat.jpg|thumb|[[lies|How to be awesome on ED IRC.]]]]
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| [[File:ED IRC final moments.JPG|thumb|The first time [[Sherrod]] killed [[ED IRC]]]]
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| ===#ed===
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| [[ED IRC etiquette|ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER IN.]] You'll need to don your thickest skin if you want to survive in here. '''#ed''' is for the [[faggots|ED community]] at large and [[fanbois|lurkers]] who don't necessarily edit but have taken the [[ED Oath of Allegiance]] and want to discuss drugs, [[pedophiles]], [[Jews]], [[Woody_Allen|pedophile Jews]] and drugging Jews to further the destruction of the Zionist agenda and the establishment of a Palestinian state. And [[Snus]].
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| ===#wiki===
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| Channel devoted to discussing our great wiki.
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| ===#forum===
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| Channel for [[EDF2: Electric Boogaloo|EDF]] (earth defense force) shenanigans.
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| ===#ED-logging===
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| Making life easier for recent changes patrolling.
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| ===#omegle===
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| Chat with people on [[Omegle]] or have CleverBot chat with them for you. Also spying. <s>Currently broken.</s> Fixed
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| ==How Do I Shot IRC? (A Primer)==
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| [[Image:Mircnote.jpg|thumb|175|World's most [[popular]] IRC client.]]
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| #Get [[IRC]] [[software]] for:
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| #*'''[[Windows]]:''' [[mIRC]] available [http://www.mirc.com/get.html here] and IceChat available [http://www.icechat.net/site/ here], alternatively use the far [[lie|superior]] Microsoft Chat available [http://mermeliz.com/cchat.htm here]
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| #*'''[[Mac]]:''' Colloquy available [http://colloquy.info here]
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| #*'''[[Linux]]:''' [[Irssi]] [http://www.irssi.org/ here]
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| #*'''[[Firefox]]:''' ChatZilla [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/16 here]
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| #*'''[[No one cares|Cross-Platform]]:''' Pidgin [http://pidgin.im/ here], Opera [http://www.opera.com/ here]
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| #Go to [irc://irc.wtfux.org/ed irc.wtfux.org #ed].
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| #[[Glined]] [[for great justice]]!
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| ==Topics For Discussion==
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| [[Image:Lolflood.jpg|thumb|175px|A [[normal]] evening in ED IRC]]
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| While on ED IRC, pay attention to the channel's topic. The topic should appear to you when you first open the channel up or in your IRC client's status bar. Usually, the topic of the channel is very pertinent to what is going on at that particular moment at Encyclopedia Dramatica and can often be [[lie|very insightful to the conversation that you are about to enter]]. Topics range from very [[Girugamesh|funny items found on the internet]] all the way to [[Banhammer|how to get help with some code on an article.]] Typical topics you will find:
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| *'''[[Drugs]]'''
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| *'''[[Jews]]'''
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| *'''[[JEWS DID WTC|Drugs and Jews]]'''
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| *'''[[ED:QOTN|Winning quotes]]'''
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| *'''[[Unrealistic expectations|Finding true love]]'''
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| *'''[[Crazyconan|Quitting IRC]]'''
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| *'''[[BURK|Being made fun of for your hairstyle]]'''
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| ==Rules of #ed==
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| #Don't highlight (read: type their nick) a sysop unless you need them, as they are busy people and will ban your ass for wasting their time. A sysop is someone with a red dot (Xchat) or a & sign next to their nick. Bureaucrats can also be contacted, but that should only be done when discussing [[serious business]]; bureaucrats will have purple dots or ~ signs next to their nick. If you need help with general wiki shit, try a editor first, they will have a blue dot or a % sign next to their name.
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| #Don't beg for privileges (OPs or voice).
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| #Wiki related matters come first, if some one is being helped for wiki issues, shut up if you have nothing to contribute.
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| #Bot spam is frowned upon, other channels have the bots if you want to fuck around with them.
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| ==mIRC Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script==
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| If you use [[mIRC]] for your IRC client - and about 99% of the internet does - this little snippet of [[code]] can be a very valuable tool for your IRC experience and can also be a very fun part of learning some coding for the program, if you are into that stuff.
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| #Open mIRC's script editor and click on the "Remotes" tab. <br>
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| #Make a new mIRC remote by clicking on "File" and then "New." You should be presented with a blank text area to edit in.<br>
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| #Paste this line in the new remote:<br><nowiki>alias end { if ($1) { url $+(http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Special:Search?search=,$1-) } }</nowiki><br>
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| #Save that Remote as whatever you want, but make sure it ends in '''.mrc''' also make sure it is someplace in your mIRC folder.<br>
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| #Load the remote by clicking on "file" again and then "load." Find your recently saved .mrc file and click that. The ED search script is now loaded.<br>
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| #To use, type '''/end (your search terms)''' in any mIRC channel or status window you have. The script will locate your search query and open the page in your default [[browser]].
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| ::Example: '''/end Kittens''' will take you to this [[kittens|page]]<br>
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| ==Yet Another Encyclopedia Dramatica Script For mIRC==
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| [[File:EDscriptsearcher.jpg|thumb|Just what the hell is this thing doing?]]
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| This script searches encyclopediadramatica.ch for your search item. If no search word is given, it will give results from a random word.
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| Syntax for the script is !dramatica search word(s) or just plain !dramatica for random.
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| There is a ! trigger that will notice the user and a @ trigger that will message the channel if the user has halfops or higher.
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| <pre>
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| ;Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script by Ford_Lawnmower -- irc.mindforge.org #USA-Chat
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| menu Channel,Status {
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| .$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(1)) Encyclopedia Dramatica Trigger
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| ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(2)) On: .enable #dramatica
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| ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == Off,$style(2)) Off: .disable #dramatica
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| }
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| #dramatica on
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| On $*:Text:/^(!|@)dramatica.*/Si:#: {
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| if ($timer($+(dramatica,$network,$nick))) { return }
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| .timer $+ $+(dramatica,$network,$nick) 1 4 noop
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| var %method $iif($regml(1) == !,.notice $nick,$iif($regex($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,/(!|~|&|@|%)/),.msg $chan,.notice $nick))
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| dramaticaS %method $2-
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| }
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| #dramatica end
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| alias dramatica { dramaticaS echo -a $1- }
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| alias -l dramaticaS {
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| $1-2 Searching........
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| var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks)
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| sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.ch 80
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| sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0)
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| }
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| alias -l dramaticaR {
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| var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks)
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| sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.ch 80
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| sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0)
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| }
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| On *:sockopen:dramatica*: {
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| if (!$sockerr) {
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| sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0
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| sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.ch
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| sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf
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| }
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| else { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
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| }
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| On *:sockread:dramaticaS*: {
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| if ($sockerr) { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
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| else {
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| var %dramaticaS | sockread %dramaticaS
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| if (Page title matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) }
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| if (Page text matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) }
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| if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($regex(%dramaticaS,/\Q<li><a href="/\E(.*)\Q" title="\E/)) {
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| dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $regml(1) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)
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| sockclose $sockname
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| return
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| }
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| if (Location: isin %dramaticaS) {
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| dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $nopath(%dramaticaS) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)
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| sockclose $sockname
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| return
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| }
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| }
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| }
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| On *:sockread:dramaticaR*: {
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| if ($sockerr) { echo -st socket error $nopath($script) }
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| else {
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| var %dramaticaR | sockread %dramaticaR
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| if (*<p>*<b>* iswm %dramaticaR) || (*<p>*<i>* iswm %dramaticaR) {
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| sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,$calc($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32) + 1),4,32)
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| }
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| if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($httpstrip(%dramaticaR)) {
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| put $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $v1 $+(�,http://encyclopediadramatica.ch,$gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32))
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| sockclose $sockname
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| return
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| }
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| }
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| }
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| On *:sockclose:dramatica*: {
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| if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)) && (dramaticaR* iswm $sockname) { dramaticaS $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) }
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| else { $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) Sorry No results found for your Search }
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| }
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| alias -l httpstrip { var %x, %i = $regsub($1-,/(^[^<]*>|<[^>]*>|<[^>]*$)/g,$null,%x) | return $remove($replace(%x,&,&), ,<) }
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| alias -l Put {
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| if (!$regex($1,/(\.|^)(msg|notice|echo)$/Si)) || (!$3) { echo -st **Put error** Syntax /Put msg #channel text - or - /Put notice nickname text | return }
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| var %tokens $0, %Tstart 3, %Dtimer 1500
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| if ($timer($+(Put,$2,$network)).secs) { %Dtimer = $calc($v1 * 1000) }
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| while ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) > 430) {
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| dec %tokens
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| if ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) <= 430) {
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| .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2))
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| inc %Dtimer 1500
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| %Tstart = $calc(%tokens + 1)
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| %tokens = $0
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| }
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| }
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| .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2))
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| .timer $+ $+(Put,$2,$network) -m 1 $calc(%Dtimer + 1500) noop
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| }
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| </pre>
| | For more info see: [[ED IRC]] |
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| ==See Also== | | == See also == |
| [[File:Tamara_jaeger.gif|thumb|Typical ED IRC users.]] | | [[File:Tamara_jaeger.gif|thumb|Typical ED IRC users.]] |
| *[[ED IRC]] | | *[[ED IRC]] |
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