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Justine: the Awakening
Justine Jacobs, aka Dawson Miller, aka Justine Tullier is an attention whore, camwhore, and regular old whore. Justine first came to the internets attention when she screwed her teacher her senior year in high school and made it on to LJ Drama. The vapid bitch obviously couldn't pass through methods such as studying and learning, so blowing her way through was the only way to go. This would help to solidify her future career goals once she figured out that men were easily led by their erect cocks.
On Livejournal she was known as debonair_one and her late 20s married teacher, Damien Tullier, was known as dl2yea. The affair broke after photos of the pair enjoying drinks and looking not at all like they were fucking were leaked all around Justine's school. Since they're both Christians, she was his babysitter and the Tulliers were in a Christian rock band the internet lulzed as one. Thanks to crack squads of Christfags we now know that Christian rock is evil which is obviously the reason He struck down their wicked marriage and shitty band.
Goons ran to Leanna's journal instead of Justine's and shit hit the fan.
—Damien Tullier, Digital Media teacher. Just expertise Damien? A Brave New World indeed |
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Justine Turns Into Dawson Miller
Not content with whoring herself to just one man, Justine decided the time was to fully embrace her demonic alter ego known as Dawson Miller. The succubus wove her tendrils into the beloved intertubes and sought to separate more men from both their hard earn cash and wives. What the whore failed to realize is that anyone can find teenage tits for free on the intertubes unless you're completely and utterly retarded. If you are that retarded, then you do not deserve teenage tits.
In true Christfag fashion, she repented once she found out that she was too fucking ugly and imperfect for anyone to want to pay money to see save for a sick fuck pedophile like her soon-to-be-husband. It takes a true Christian dipshit to think anyone in their right mind that would be looking at porn would ever pay for softcore. The miserable cunt and her sick fuck broke sugar daddy moved to Orlando to blend in better. No one thinks twice about a sixty year old man with an eighteen year old slut on his arm in Florida.
The cunt heard the voice of God and decided that she was on the path to fire and brimstone so opted to repent and attempt to do good. It is certain that her illustrious failed porn career will serve as an excellent example to girls younger than her trying to walk into her hoof-prints. If she was intelligent, she would have sinned right up to the last moments of her life and recanted with her dying breath. But no, living a good schizophrenic life of hearing disembodied voices and not blowing strangers in the back of a chapel is apparently a better lifestyle.
Dawson Miller Turns Into Justine Tullier
Now the second Mrs. Tullier, after Damien Tullier divorced his wife and left his children behind, Justine decided to repent and help other women affected by her site and others like it. Her sick fuck husband still looks at porn, which freaks her the fuck out. Even though he left his wife for her no less than 5 years ago. Personally, I'd be more worried about him working on a college campus. She now has a blog and a YouShit channel where she babbles on about things she doesn't understand.
Damien, I mean Gabriel Tullier, is now creating crappy videos on Christian Men's sites and writing terrible songs about the whole sordid affair. It is believed he spends his additional time trolling college campuses for a replacement slut when this one's mileage gets too high for a comfortable ride.
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It is well known that Christ and God give a rat's ass about stupid shit like who's cock Justine's ass is on. Trusting in yon Lord and not doing a fucking thing to help oneself is apparently the way to salvation. The good Christian girl should be very familiar with affairs and cheating. What difference does it make if she swallows the glowing member of our Lord Jesus Christ or the scaly cock of our Dark Lord Satan?
Learning from one's mistakes is apparently over-rated. One would think that the slut would realize her Fiance was not trustable being that he betrayed and broke his word to God and his first wife. So why so serious when it comes to the fact that he's looking at porn and trolling for younger pussy at his new job? But instead of finding someone faithful and true to his word and his God, she married the retard.
Christfaggotry at its Finest
A quick visit to the whore's blog reveals some very interesting thoughts from a vapid twat without two brain cells to rub together.
—Because not everyone gives a shit about your values. |
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The whore's blog is full of such lulzy tidbits as this. It isn't as though she might have actually learned anything from her experiences or from the Bible. All that pesky; turn the other cheek, let the one who has committed no sin cast the first stone, love the sinner hate the sin, is all just a steaming pile of bullshit. But don't worry, the cock sucking home-wrecking whore is here to tell you how much of a dirty sinner you are and how watching porn hurts relationships.
Gallery
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Such a happy little Christian!
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Who knew how you'd interpret headshots later on..
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Your teacher took this?
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The beginning of the end.
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Damien Gabriel Tullier
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Really didn't seem to need much convincing.
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Uhhh.
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Your clothes are on!
See Also
Links
- Justine at the Pool - Short Vid
- Damien's Wife Being Emo
- Dregs of the Original Drama
- See Justine Nekkid
- Summary of the original drama up to softcore
- He also hates the fucking environment
- A short video about the affair!
- All consensual
- Made Nigh Christian rock!
- Damien "Gabriel" Tullier
- Add Damien Tullier to your professional network?
- Seriously, how does this dickbag get such attractive women?
- [1]Damien Tullier's incredibly rich father
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