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Latest revision as of 02:59, 13 November 2011
Moar info: SephirothPrincess941.
I swear, I didn't know she was 11!
Once SP realised her pesky troll infestation wasn't getting any better, she became E-BFFs with dA's blocking feature. But even though she was growing tired of being relentlessly trolled every day, she was ultra badass enough to actively seek out blocked users talking about her and shitpost to them knowing they wouldn't be able to offer a response. Eventually once her profile page was trolled into oblivion, SP donned her tinfoil hat and began accusing fucking everybody of being secret trolls all along. Even long term friends were targeted if they so much as made a remark that might not be interpreted to be entirely in her favour.
As SP was employing the block/comment AKA the "NEENER NEENER, I GET THE LAST WORD" technique, the lulz were beginning to dry up. In order to prevent this prize winning lolcow from shrivelling up, reports were finally filed against her for graet justice. Not wanting to trawl through all of her rule breaking material, initially only a couple of posts were flagged.
Firstly, a report was filed over SP taking a virtual pounding from Orochimaru in the presence of an alleged 11 year old, TheBestJashinistEVA. Granted, the loli was also getting her freak on with some other faggot Naruto character, but SP failed to realise that:
- A. TBJE is a loli. Lolis aren't allowed on dA
- and B. In which case, is it really a particularly bright idea to cyber in front of one?
The report was received and dA decided not to throw down the banhammer just yet for such a minor offense and decided that adding "OMG THESE POSTS INFRINGE THE TOS AND MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE" buttons to the posts would be an adequate punishment for now.
Secondly, another report was then filed over her being a voyeuristic pussy and encouraging a 14 year old girl to cut herself, despite the fact that her own "sacrifices" have only ever consisted of "scratching herself with a needle". Again, dA decided the best course of action would be to shield everybody's innocent young eyes and minds and employ the use of another "DON'T MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT" button.
To ensure this report had the desired effect, a TL;DR list of all of her faggotry was compiled. It consisted of all manner of occassions when she was UNLEASHING THE FUCKING FURY from saying Jesus is a faggot to threatening genocide and calling Americans scum. When the report was received, the cumulative effect of the triple whammy was finally enough for the dA mods to collectively rage and swiftly bring down the banhammer once and for all. But SP, being the paragon of virtue she is, wasn't about to be taken down by something as silly as the rules she agreed to. Like any good lolcow, Jashin's Little Angel was not deterred - she created account number 2 shortly afterwards. Of course, becoming SP942 wasn't fooling anybody, so that account was banhammered immediately.
Not satisfied with being unable to infect dA with any more of her asshattery, she created account number 3 only hours later, making no attempt to conceal the evasion and assuring her "happy people" that the ban was unjust and brought about by the work of assholes. Because SP is a sensitive soul, she decided to round off her time spent on dA composing another baaawww journal. Although she can be seen on several occasions telling trolls to get a life, she cried to her friends about how her original account was her life.
Links
If you're interested in the full extent of her bannable offenses, the list of links contained within the previous reports can be found here:
[[WARNING: Long list is long]]
- Volatile response to somebody complimenting her art.
- Being rude after being told her deviation was against the rules.
- Rude.
- Describing how she self harms.
- Telling someone to die.
- Abusive and rude to someone for complimenting her.
- Rude.
- Threatening to troll and ban evade.
- Rude to somebody pointing out a flaw in her work.
- Death threat.
- Death threat.
- Opened a deviation for comment, was then rude when people didn't comment to her liking.
- Rude to somebody stating facts.
- Again, rude to somebody stating facts.
- Death threat.
- Threatening genocide.
- Death threats aimed at anybody who disagrees with her.
- Another death threat.
- Another death threat.
- Another death threat.
- Another death threat.
- Telling someone to die.
- Another death threat.
- Threatening genocide.
- Death threat.
- Hate speech about Americans.
- More hate speech about Americans.
- Calling Americans scum again.
- Hate speech about Christianity.
- Telling somebody to die again.
- Encouraging someone to self harm.
- Hate speech against men.
- More hate speech against men.
- More hate speech against men.
- Saying "Non believers will die." Hate speech.
- Hate speech against Christians.
- Abuse of the spam flagging tool.
- Telling someone to die after they made a perfectly reasonable comment.
- Death threat.
- Another death threat.
- Telling someone to die.
- Another death threat.
- Hate speech against men.
- Death threat.
- Death threat.
- Death threat.
- Threatening mass murder.
- Threatening mass murder again.
- Insulting Christians
- Insulting Christianity.
- Insulting Christianity again.
- Telling someone to die.
- Death threat.
- Death threat.
- Death threat.
- Death threat.
- SephirothPrincess941 (16) and thebestjashinisteva (11, according to her ID) cybering.
- She is encouraging a 14 year old girl to self harm.
Bannable offense screenshots
If the prior list proved to be too TL;DR, this modest collection of tidbits should be satisfying enough.
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Insulting her is a crime punishable by death.
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You can tell she's a virgin. She can't even say sex.
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You can also receive the death penalty by disgreeing with her.
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"Christianity is retarded because uh... Um... Pass."
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WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?
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Jesus loves everybody. Except for cunts, of course.
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"I personally don't like to, but you should bleed moar for Jashin."
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America immediately improves by 48% when she's called out for a second time.
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"I may have left the deviation open for comment but I didn't fucking want yours!"
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Hypocrisy and mental retardation at its finest.
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"Your parents don't want you to self harm? What a bunch of cunts!"
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SP- Now with moar Britfag haet!
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Spare me your ITG ramblings, weeaboo.
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Pacifists should also die.
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She must be permanently on the rag.
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