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[[File:MeganSpeaks_Having_Prostituted_Sex_With_Youtube_Staff.jpg|left|thumbnail|[[Hooker|MeganSpeaks]] [[Bribery|importing seeds from a horny Youtube moderator for profit.]] She's actually shameless enough to post this on Youtube as "pretend sex" LoL]]
#Redirect [[MeganSpeaks]]
[[File:Hotliat.jpg|thumb|right|[[LifeInATent|LifeInATent]] is MeganSpeak`s prime mentor on the art of Youtube [[Cheating|whoring]] although she also has [[sxephil|other teachers]].]]
'''MeganSpeaks''' also known as '''MeganLeeHeart''' from [[YouTube]] who lives in [[white trash]] (Tunnel Hill) [[Georgia]] as '''[[Powerword|Chrissie Barmore]]''', currently living in Corona California, is a [[13-year-old girl|19 year old]], out of control [[attention whore|attention whoring]] [[virus|parasite]] that likes to post useless 40 second [[shit|reply]] videos of her every hour on [[Do Not Want|EVERY FUCKING NEW VIDEO POSTED FROM FAMOUS CHANNELS INCLUDING INTERNATIONAL CHANNELS]] ([[Canada|Epic Meal Time]], [[Your Mom|Yo Mama]], College Humor, [[Retard|Fred]], etc.).  Not only she takes her attention whoring to the next level but she is also a hypocrite butthurt bitch that should've stayed back to the kitchen.
 
 
==The Hypocrite Butthurt Adventures of MeganSpeaks==
 
[[File:MeganLeeHeart_vs_ReplyGirl1st.jpg|left|thumbnail| MeganSpeaks clearly being [[hypocrite|perceptive]] and [[Lying|honest]].]]
 
[[File:Proof_That_MeganSpeaks_Bullies_TheRelpyGirl1.jpg|right|thumbnail
|Yet in that exact same discussion topic where MeganSpeaks pretends to be a victim, she has been clearly exposed as the actual bully.]]
 
If being an out-of-control, attention-whoring, greedy, money-leeching parasite wasn`t bad enough, she is FAR WORSE than just that.  Like all [[Corporate Cunts|sinister people]], she is a raging hypocrite who [[Bully| actively attacks]] her competition aka other attention-whores such as LauraTickled and [http://www.youtube.com/thereplygirlreviews| TheRelyGirlsReviews] under the false pretence that they were breaking Youtube`s "sacred rules" ([[Douchebag|which she herself violates all the time]], by the way).
 
The [[No|best]] part is that she pimps out her own [[bitch|boyfriend]] LifeInATent to troll and harass her "competition" off Youtube because [[hypocrite|she can't possibly stand anyone else doing the same thing]].
 
[http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/youtube/thread?tid=347f83c4973a4e60&hl=en| Here`s the link to MeganSpeaks complaining about being bullied.] 
 
[[Correct| Of course, she is a typical bully who tries to deceive others into believing that she is in fact being bullied by her actual victims.]]  Just like how the USA bullies the fuck out of piss-poor and anorexically-weak Arab countries and [[Bullshit|yet claims that they are in fact the victims of unprovoked terrorism.]]
 
 
===How to Super-Effectively Deal With Her Cancerous [[STD|Attention-Whoring]]===
 
[[File:How_to_Combat_Her_Attention_Whoring_1.jpg|This is what WE SHOULD ALL DO FROM NOW ON to effectively combat this virulently disgusting pest and plague.]]
 
 
'''PROTIP:''' Don't even brother clicking on her [[shitty|attention-whoring, unlulzy, money-leeching]] videos to give them any more undeserved extra views and extra Youtube revenue [[Doing it right|even if you want to thumb them down]]. Instead, '''next time you should click on one of her''' [[crap|videos]] '''using an''' '''obsolete Internet browser that cannot play Adobe Flash aka cannot play any Youtube videos at all''''. That way you can thumb her down or also possibly give her a [[Pwn|nice-truthful comment]][[Great justice| without giving her any extra views and ad revenues for her gluttonous, whoring addiction. Bottom line, this method will give her some 100% well-deserved butthurt.]] This is what WE SHOULD ALL DO FROM NOW ON to effectively combat this virulently disgusting pest and plague. 
 
Lastly for [[Pwnage|maximum effect]], show her this [[Truth|extremely accurate article about herself]], [[Butthurt|for some rather predictable and extremely lulzy results.]]
 
 
=== TheRelyGirl is harassing me because she is not allowed to leech views off the same video as me!===
 
[http://happycabbie.wordpress.com/2011/10/02/what-meganleeheart-considers-harassment/|No srsly she is actually that batshit hypocritical].
 
===Videos of Her Puke-Inducing Hypocrisy===
 
<center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
 
|<center>'''[[Douchebags|LifeInATent/MeganSpeaks]] Trying to Get TheReplyGirlOff Youtube '''</center><youtube>8k4yPzNJG90</youtube>
<center> With whining, bitching, bots, and other bullshit tactics. </center>
 
|<center>'''Ain`t Enough Room for More than [[Slut|One Review Girl]] in [[Youtube|Town]]! '''</center><youtube>jhnSGy8_T5o</youtube>
 
<center>Apparently she is the only girl who should be allowed to leech views off viral videos LoL </center>
|<center>'''[[Bullshit|Apparently Now She is the One Allowed to Show Tits on Youtube?]] '''</center><youtube>-Zmeb9-oQng</youtube>
 
}}
</center>
 
===Why is MeganSpeaks FAR Worse Than Other Attention Whores?===
 
[[File: LauraTickledvsMeganSpeaks.jpg|left|thumb| "Apparently, LauraTickled is showing too much cleavage for Youtube and is also violating Youtube community guidelines!" according to [[Liars| LifeInATent and MeganSpeaks]]]]
[[File:TheRelyGirlvs_MeganSpeaks1.jpg|right|thumb| "Oh noes! The slutty whore, TheReplyGirlReviews, is showing too much cleavage in order to leech views off viral videos that way!"----according to [[Hypocrite|LifeInATent]]]]
 
You might be wondering "hey TheRelyGirl and LauraCockTickler also incessantly leech views off current viral videos with tits and [[Shit|crapluster]] video reviews. [[Naive|How are they not as bad as MeganSpeaks?]]"
 
Firstly, those two girls don't use blatantly misleading thumbnails because [[Yes|you actually she the thumbnail tits in the video itself.]] On the other hand, MeganSpeaks uses misleading thumbnails which show her gorgeous, [[Breast implants|push-up bra]] tits so that [[Fap| perverted basement-dwelling nerds and 40-year old virgins would click on her pathetic leeching videos]], but chances are the actual videos don't show any of those tits because she is [[Ugly|flat-chested]] afterall.
 
Instead, you are probably better off finding better fapping material on TheReplyGirl's or CockTickler's videos. Actually fuck that! Just go to porn site to [[Fap|soil your undies with seeds]] instead of Youtube, you dirty pervs!
 
'''MeganSpeaks also uses completely bogus titles, thumbnails, descriptions, and tags to leech views off viral videos which have abso-fucking-lutely no relationship with her videos.''' That's blatant violation of Youtube's "sacred rules" (yet she and her boyfriend Lifetent constantly bitch about how others supposedly break these rules), but she has already [[Cocksucking|shamelessly prostituted herself out to the Youtube staff]] to the point where she can easily get away with criminally violating those rules just like how a pimp can get away with [[Fucking|violating]] his hoes. [[Truth|Yet her competition don't violate any of those rules.]]
 
===Videos of Her Bullshit Scamming Tactics===
 
<center>{{fv|starvids 2|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
 
|<center>'''Blatantly Misleading Titles, Tags, and Thumbnails. She'll literally stoop down to any kind of whoring for corrupt greed!'''</center><youtube>KbWgYEIVi28</youtube>
 
 
|<center>'''Misleading tags, titles, descriptions, and thumbnails for corrupt,greedy profit!'''</center><youtube>pmAuZGozpZw</youtube>
 
|<center>'''Again misleading tags, titles, descriptions, and thumbnails for corrupt, greedy profit!'''</center>
<youtube>SbROQzoZL00</youtube>
 
}}
</center>
 
Yeah apparently she can get away with spam AND misleading titles, thumbnails, and tags in order to illegally leech off viral videos with impunity now, so she probably doesn't give a shit about breaking LITERALLY ANY of Youtube's pathetic rules which would otherwise get everyone else banned. Hell [[Truth|she can get get away with  blackmailing/viscously bullying her "competition" off Youtube]] and [[Unrealistic Expectations|probably even raeping one of her lucky, brainwashed underaged fans]] since she had enough prostituted [[secks]]  with the Youtube staff to become unflaggable.
 
This proves yet again that [[Jewtube|Youtube']]s staff [[Wrong|definitely don't have any wonderful shitastic, hypocritical, double standards.]]
 
===So Why Does Megan Hate on Her Competition So Much?===
 
[[File:Typical_Comments_on_a_MeganSpeaks_Video.jpg|left|thumbnail| [[Tits or GTFO|Typical Comments on Her Videos. Says a lot about her audience eh?]]]]
One very obvious reason is probably because she's jealous of her competition's better [[Tits|looks]]. Even more probable is the fact she can't stand having any competition in the "big-titted girls who leech views off viral video niche", but she'll vainly try to deny that fact. [[ Prostitute|Just like how a babe]] like her vainly trying to deny that [[Semen|man milk isn`t nutritious]]. There is no way she can deny both these facts for [http://happycabbie.wordpress.com/2011/10/02/what-meganleeheart-considers-harassment/|  very obvious reasons, so the next time she tries to deny it SHOVE THIS LINK DOWN HER STD-INFECTED THROAT!]
 
===LifeInATent Complaining About LauraTickled Being  “Too Sexual”===
 
[[File:LifeinatentBitchingAboutLaura1.jpg|right|thumbnail| LifeInATent epically failing at trying to defaming LauraTickled]]
 
LifeInATent, along with his trusty [[Fantard|campers]] most of whom are not surprisingly also MeganSpeak`s [[Perverts|fans]], have been trying to gang-rape TheReplyGirl off Youtube since July 2011, and NOW LauraTickled is their victim.
 
They complainin` about stupid things such as LauraTickled being [[Moralfags|too cock-teasing for Youtube]], [[No|raping Youtube`s adsense by crapping out too many useless videos]], [[Lie|leeching off viral videos with illegal tactics (such as Miscateogorizing Her Videos for extra views ), and harassing MeganLeeHeart.]] All of their childish bitching is [[Retarded|moot]] and is akin to [[Facepalm|Polish cavalrymen charging towards fully-functional German Tiger tanks and believing that they could miraculously succeed.]]
 
===Why LifeInATent`s Complaints FAIL (see pic below)===
 
[[File:Lifeinatent%27s_hypocrisy_AGAIN!.jpg|frame|center|LIFEINATENT`S INEPTLY, HYPOCRITICAL ATTACKS ON LAURATICKLED REFUTED!]]
The [[Irony|LULZY thing]] is that MeganSpeaks actually blatantly cheats Youtube's "sacred" rules (which are bullshit rules, by the way,  because Youtube's perverted, corrupt staff can be manipulated by cheap sex and money) ALL THE TIME for extra ad revenue, whereas [[Correct|LauraTickles didn't ever do any wrong.]] Of course, MeganSpeak's [[Perverts|fans]] are too busy fantasizing about their "Goddess" in order to make their scrawny, prepubescent  cocks hard! Thus, they are completely unable to see how much of a nasty devil their [[Slut |Goddess]] actually is. The moral of the story here is that [[Obvious|appearances can be deceiving]], but then again only MeganSpeak's [[13 year old boy|adoring]] [[Hypocrites|fanbase]] needs to learn about something so rudimentary.
 
==MeganSpeak`s [[Fucktards| Heroic WhiteKnights]] To The Rescue!==
 
Like any major attention-whoring, petrifying herpes wart on Youtube, MeganSpeaks has LITERALLY an army of  delusion pe-fan-verts who fruitlessly lust about having her bang them in their pathetic wet dreams. The following examples stick out like goatse in your average, family-friendly kindergarten classroom. The rest frankly [[Nobody Cares|aren`t worth mentioning because they don`t deserve anymore unwarranted attention.]] Just like their Goddess except [[Do Not Want|she is plaguing the Related Video Section of EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN VIRAL VIDEO NOWADAYS.]]
 
===ILaughtAtYou (ILAY) The False-Flagging Prick===
 
What an ironic username because every intelligent individual, who knows how evil Chrissie actually is, is laughing at this anonymous user`s shit-for-brains! This is likely a shitty fungi-infected sock account of '''LifeInATent''' or '''MeganSpeaks''' because let`s see...[[Srsly|both LifeInATent and ILAY seriously abso-fucking-lotely hate Laura and TheReplyGirl EVEN MUCH MORE THAN THE almost-barbequed Holocaust Jews hating on Hitler]]. ''' Now tightly-strap yourself for the lulzcoaster of faildom!'''
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{{videoframe|ILaughtAtYou|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<center><youtube>ev4bMUl7Y5M</youtube></center>
|<center><youtube>8lfVkU7SZI0</youtube></center>
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</center>
 
 
Funny how '''It''' is picking '''LauraTickled''' and '''TheReplyGirlReviews''' as the "talentless, viral-video-view-leeching, titty-exposing, rule-breaking, Youtube-illegal, money-robbing whores that deserves to be [[Banned|flagged]] off Youtube" when in fact that honourable label rightfully belongs to MeganSpeaks, who this [[Asspie|false-flagging, low-life]] believes to be a "[[Lie|talented, creative, pretty, non-slutty, informative female video reviewer]]". If you are curious of more unspeakable faggotry from this user, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2fNojJYqBY| here is Its channel], but be warned: don't waste your time reasoning with this [[Fantard]]ed cretin or giving It anymore undeserved attention.
 
===Kloboyswag, The Hypocritical Failtarded WhiteKnight===
 
Out of all honesty, making fun of this individual`s [[fat|physical appearance]] [[truth| would put you at his level of fail or worse, and nobody wants that]].
 
{{quote|
According to his Fantarded Logic, anyone who gives [[Facts|constructive criticism]] to MeganSpeak is automatically a cold-heartless bully because [[Lie|MeganSpeaks is perfect, innocent and has never intentionally harmed anyone on Youtube]]! [[Contradiction|Additionally if you state any opinion that even slightly deviates from worshipping MeganSpeaks as "a perfect, innocent individual who is being unfairly bullied", you will be automatically censored and blocked on his channel. ALL OF THIS IS SUPPOSEDLY TRUE EVEN THOUGH HE STATES THAT HE WELCOMES FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM!]]|[http://www.youtube.com/user/supersmash43|a logical individual who wtfpwned Klobswags` self-contradictory logic]}}
 
 
<center>{{fv|starvids 2|background-color: green;|font-weight: bold;
 
|<center>'''KLOBOYSWAG  EPICALLY FAILING'''</center><youtube>jTOc8QRSEE8</youtube>
<center> Don't Brother Commenting on that Video because all comments on under his approval!</center>
 
|<center>'''KLOBOYSWAG's Stupidity Gets Rightfully Epically Pwnt  '''</center>
<youtube>-JKeUa5rzxU</youtube>
<center> '''Such vomit-inducing stupidity can't go un-pwnt''' </center>
}}</center>
{{Achtung|Don't Brother Commenting on Kloboyswags's Comment Approval Video because any comments that don't kiss MeganSpeak's ass will get automatically deleted by his [[Censorship|watchful eyes]]!! }}
 
==Ricky Lee Barmore, MeganSpeaks' [[Pedophilia]] Father==
{{quote|Yes, it is MeganSpeaks' father.  Her boyfriend or whoever boyfriend she's sucking got [[butthurt|pissed]] at another attention whore [http://www.youtube.com/lauratickled LauraTickled] because she allowed it to be posted on her facebook.|An [[Anonymous]] user outside from [[4chan]]}}
[[Image:megandad.jpg|center|Are all white trash pedophiles like this guy?]]
Ricky Lee Barmore, age 47, is not only the white trash parent of attention whore MeganSpeaks but a white trash [[pedophile]].  He's arrested in Whitfield County, Georgia, for raping little children and is charged for PSI (3CTS CHILD MOLESTATION, 3CCTS SEXUAL BATT).  Whenever MeganSpeaks and one of her boyfriends see this both will get butthurt about it and insult you and threaten to call [[internet police|the law]] on you.  What doesn't make sense is she hates pedophiles like [[Chris-Chan]], [[Michael Jackson]] and [[Pedobear]] but doesn't hate her father for having buttsex with children.  It could be she's daddy's little whore.[http://daltondailycitizen.com/local/x1938321236/Tunnel-Hill-man-guilty-on-child-sex-counts]
 
Daddy seems to be a recidivist offender when it comes to the law. He has an open warrant for possession of Meth for resale in Hamilton County, Tennessee [http://www.hcsheriff.gov/cid/owio/display.php?spn=d2c29f71099128c7bae342584180d13e]. Even more LAWL he has also been arrested for terrorism:
 
{{quote|Ricky Lee Barmore, age 46, of 3660 Chattanooga Road Tunnel Hill, GA was arrested July 18, 2011 for a Bench Warrant for three counts of Terroristic Threats and Acts and a Bond Surrender for Terroristic Threats and Acts. No bond has been set. Barmore remains incarcerated at CCDC.|Catoosa County Arrest Report July 15-21[http://chattanoogan.com/articles/article_205652.asp]}}
 
 
==Gallery==
 
===Snapshots And [[Lulz]]===
[[Image:megan20years.jpg|thumb|left|[[Over 9000|20]] years later....]]
{{cg|Gallery of Snapshots And Lulz|shit|center|<gallery>
Image:Megansample1.jpg|More dick sucking than EMT's calories.
Image:Megansample2.jpg|Maybe [[asian|freddiew]] will special effect her going back to the kitchen.
Image:Megansample3a.jpg|Click on her video about [[Best Korea|Kim Jong II]]....
Image:Megansample3b.jpg|....and see her blah blah whoring!
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Meganbirds.png|Already the [[Angry Birds]] know [[rage|how we feel]].
Image:Megancock.jpg|How she leeches the [[Jewtube|YouTube]] [[cock]].
Image:Megannude.jpg|The uncensored thumbnail version of her same thumbnail she uses thousands of times.
Image:Megantoilet.jpg|Her after sex [[crap|break]] from YouTube.
</gallery>}}
 
===Hypocritical Dishonest Butthurt===
{{cg|Gallery of Hypocritical Dishonest Butthurt|shit|center|<gallery>
File:MeganLeeHeart_Bullshiting_AGAIN.jpg| [[Truth|She is so butthurt and hilariously hypocritical and dishonest]]!
File:MeganLeeHeart_Bullshiting_AGAIN2.jpg| She is a [[Victim Complex|self-victimizing, tattle-tell bully]]. Just like Scientologists when they are being called out on their festering bullshit.
Image:Meganbutthurt1.png|[[DO IT FAGGOT|DO....]]
Image:Meganbutthurt2.png|[[DO IT FAGGOT|IT....]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Meganbutthurt3.png|[[DO IT FAGGOT|FAGGOT!]]
</gallery>}}
 
==Videos==
[[Image:meganpedobear.jpg|thumb|right|Pedobear would rape her dead if she's 10 years younger.]]
WARNING!  Her videos are useless piece of shit just for attention and whoring.
<center>
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|<youtube>-ayOMtG8h7E</youtube>
|<youtube>gn4rdyT8C-4</youtube>
|<youtube>zkGSZzQ5-Vc</youtube>
|<youtube>gjvyqi-90wg</youtube>}}
</center>
 
 
 
==Quotes==
<center>{{morphquote|ahkquote|background-color: white; width: 50%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
 
|Jokes on you. I cant be flagged so fuck you!|MeganSpeaks taunting
|One more outburst and you will have a police officer in your house.|MeganSpeaks, DO IT FAGGOT!
|IM GOING TO POST LOTS OF VIDEOS EVERYDAY YOU BEEN WARNED!!|MeganSpeaks to her stupid brainwashed fans
|My videos were not against YouTube guidelines and my flagging is disabled to protect me.|MeganSpeaks being protected by erect penises of YouTube staffs
|Blah blah blah blah whore whore whore subscribe subscribe bye.|Every useless video by MeganSpeaks
}}</center>{{clear}}
 
==Dox==
*Name: Megan Lee Heart
*Real Name: [[Powerword|Chrissie Barmore]]
*Hometown: Tunnel Hill, GA
*Current Address: 941 Cimarron Lane. Corona, CA 92879-8232
*Telephone: 951-496-4125
 
==See Also==
 
*[[LifeInATent]]--He is the diabolical attention-whore who taught MeganSpeaks most of her [[Cocksucking|skills]] as well as her [[Internet Tough Guy|boyfriend]].
*[[WeathermanKevin]]--The [[n00b|professional]] weatherman and '''PROFESSIONAL''' conman [[fag|brother]] of LifeInATent also another sinister and dear friend of the [[slutty|dear]] MeganSpeaks
*[[Fat girl angle shot]]
 
==Links==
 
* [http://www.youtube.com/LauraTickled LauraTickled]--Quite evidently, Megan--[[Cocksucking|Speaks]] is jealous of this bitch`s superior tits, but is in denial of this fact. Hence she tried to blackmail and terminate LauraSpeaks from [[Youtube|teh Tubes]] with minimum success.
* [http://www.youtube.com/thereplygirl|TheRelyGirl TheRelyGirl] Same as the above except this Latino girl has been her victim since July 2011.
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/MeganSpeaks MeganSpeaks' YouTube channel]
**[http://www.youtube.com/MeganLeeHeart MeganLeeheart, MeganSpeaks' other YouTube channel]
***[http://www.youtube.com/chrissiefordictator1 Another YouTube channel made by MeganSpeaks]
****[http://www.youtube.com/user/ChrissieBarmoreLIAT We all knew she wanted to be a attention whore just like LifeInATent]
*[http://www.myspace.com/531271481 Her MySpace channel]
*[http://waatp.com/people/chrissie-barmore/14726247/ Her contact info]
*[http://www.twitter.com/chrissierules Her Twitter page]
*[http://www.facebookcom/people/Chrissie-Barmore/10­0001607292992 Her Facebook page]
*[http://165.165.38.19/support/forum/p/youtube/thread?tid=792b24055e0e4036&hl=en Her butthurt comments if you talk about her crimes of whoring]
 
 
 
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