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*'''[email protected]''' - Her email, ask for unsolicited photos of her meat curtains. She might even [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it]]. | *'''[email protected]''' - Her email, ask for unsolicited photos of her meat curtains. She might even [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it]]. | ||
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*{{Instagram|tanamongeau|When she's not whoring on YouTube, she's whoring here.}} (to her 2.9 MILLION FOLLOWERS) | *{{Instagram|tanamongeau|When she's not whoring on YouTube, she's whoring here.}} (to her 2.9 MILLION FOLLOWERS) |
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Tana Mongeau = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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Tana Monjew, better known as Tanned Mongolian, is a pathological-lying, dumb blonde bimbo from Las Vegas who whores her way across the net for attention and money. When she's not jerking off rich guys and stripping in casinos, she's telling kids how she's a victim of oppression and why everyone is evil except her. Tana's tits are 50% fake, her ass is somewhat fake, her lips are mostly fake, but her brain is 100% phony. She started out doing the loli shit, wearing a diaper-thing and sucking on a pacifier while trying to dry hump her teddy bear. It worked and now she has MILLIONS of fans all over the world. Pedobear approves!
She's well-known for telling her untrue clickbait stories on YouTube. When watching her content, the rule to remember is believing the opposite of what she says. Of COURSE millennials are full of shit so they LOVE her as one of their own. This is how you "fully monetize" YT content; the phonier and sleazier and more pedophilic the better.
Despite being an utter vacuum and a meat monkey, she managed to talk someone into running a convention about her. It wuz called "TanaCon". You can guess what happened.
Hypocrisy of Tana
Despite constantly claiming to be a respectful person and has never said anything racist, she has been caught multiple times saying the word Nigger and other racially insensitive things. Cuz she maybe? thinks it makes her an edgequeen and somehow less honky. Damn, some things can wash off, but her whiteness is guaranteed non removeable solid plastic. So her "streetness" faeled so hard and so hot she could use it as a sex appliance.
Possible Drug Use and DUI Video Review
Video now private showing drug use and talking about it as a normal thing. She also reviews a product in the drug video that is crazy! Here is a review of that video with the state laws highlighted. Not as if her millions of shitbird fans will notice.
TanaCon
Living proof that millennials are epically stupid and gobble up all the cumstains Youtube and Instagram can spurt in their little hipster faces. 20,000 knuckle dragging white folks showed up at a venue intended for 1000 max, thinking it was a "free" event because she told them it was free. OMG! There was so much butthurt a whiny little spooper started a Tana Wikia and posted lulzy shit about her meanness and fael.
—https://www.theverge.com/2018/11/6/18068196/tanacon-documentary-behind-scenes-tana-mongeau-vidcon |
And the guy who set it up went bankrupt, while Tana just goes on YouTube and denies everything.
—https://www.theverge.com/2018/11/6/18068196/tanacon-documentary-behind-scenes-tana-mongeau-vidcon |
iDubbbz trolling
One day, famed YouTube troll iDubbbzTV had enough of Tana's bullshit after she tried to criticize him for saying "nigger" in his videos, despite her own constant use of the word (but according to her it's because she grew up with that without context OF COURSE SHE'S NOT AT FAULT, SHE IS A TOTAL YOUTUBE GENIUS), and telling him to kill himself. So iDubbbz had the brilliant idea of going to one of her live strip shows in Vegas, purchase a $200 VIP ticket, and have him filmed saying nigger with her. Watch her reaction.
Even PewDiePie Hates Her
Tana gets ((((married)))) to Jake Paul and other mundane things no one cares about
In June 2019, Tana once again grifted her audience in a grand act of kayfabe by pretending to marry professional fuckboy Jake Paul. Because Tana's fanbase has a combined IQ of 80, 66,000 people spent 50 dollars to watch a livestream of the wedding. In case it wasn't obvious, the marriage wasn't actually real and was just a massive scam to rake in more shekels.
Around this time, Tana also launched her music career by inventing a new genre of music called "mumble singing" where you incoherently "sing" about insipid bullshit ala Rebecca Black.
OnlyFans and the Pimp Agency
Like every girl with daddy issues (she admitted this herself), Tana has opened not one, but two OnlyFans accounts since May 2020. She is a top creator for the site alongside Nikocado Avocado. She opened a "talent agency" for OnlyFans whores a year later where she totally doesn't act as their pimp. Imagine paying for porn in 2021 lol. But you really have to see it, find the leaks here.
Gallery
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Quality "I swear it's not clickbait" content. Note the Jew nose.
See also
- Doopie DoOver: Angry tranny that likes to whine and cry about Tana being a bad rolemodel but lives the same exact life style.
- SSSniperWolf, another lying bimbo who also over exaggerates shit for views and attention.
External links
- [email protected] - Her email, ask for unsolicited photos of her meat curtains. She might even do it.
- Where she spreads her crap (warning, may cause nausea) (to her 3.75 MILLION FOLLOWERS)
- Where she tweets her bullshit (to her 1.12 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS)
- When she's not whoring on YouTube, she's whoring here. (to her 2.9 MILLION FOLLOWERS)
- FreeOnes page - Because of course she would have one with how much time she spends whoring herself for attention.
- She even has her own Wikia, BECAUZ FAMOUS
- OnlyFans 1
- OnlyFans 2
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