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[[Image:Omg_wtf.gif|thumb|Cup of confusion or 2girls1cup]] | [[Image:Omg_wtf.gif|thumb|Cup of confusion or 2girls1cup]] | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:weez_are.jpg|thumb|*Whispers* They're not REALLY confused at all!]] | ||
[[File:Confused-loli.jpg|thumb|right|This is how they ''want'' you to see them...]] | |||
"'''I'm so confused'''" or rather "''I'm [[like]], soooooooooooooooo confused''" is a common [[Attention whore|attention whoring]] tactic used by [[16 year old girl|all teenage girls]] and [[Gay|gays]] [[Over 9000|over 9000 times]] in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or [[PROTIP|painfully obvious]]) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "[[fucktard|confusion]]" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in [[teen mothers]]. | "'''I'm so confused'''" or rather "''I'm [[like]], soooooooooooooooo confused''" is a common [[Attention whore|attention whoring]] tactic used by [[16 year old girl|all teenage girls]] and [[Gay|gays]] [[Over 9000|over 9000 times]] in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or [[PROTIP|painfully obvious]]) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "[[fucktard|confusion]]" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in [[teen mothers]]. | ||
{{quote|Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.|[[Christianity|Leviticus 18:23]]}} | |||
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*"I need $100 more to buy food for my babies, but I spent the last of my [[Welfare|money]] to buy the new Gucci purse! What should I do? I'm SOOOOOO confused!!!" | *"I need $100 more to buy food for my babies, but I spent the last of my [[Welfare|money]] to buy the new Gucci purse! What should I do? I'm SOOOOOO confused!!!" | ||
*"My teacher forces me to have sex with him after class, and I can't say no, or go to the police because he said if I do, he says that he will fail me!! WHAT DO I DO??? I'm soooo confused!" | *"My teacher forces me to have [[Jailbait|sex]] with him after class, and I can't say no, or go to the police because he said if I do, he says that he will fail me!! WHAT DO I DO??? I'm soooo confused!" | ||
*"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he [[POS|pulled out]] but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be [[amipregnant|pregnate]]?! im soooooooooooo confused!!!" | *"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he [[POS|pulled out]] but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be [[amipregnant|pregnate]]?! im soooooooooooo confused!!!" | ||
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== Related Articles: == | == Related Articles: == | ||
*[[Onigojirakaiju]] | |||
*[[cheese1997]] | *[[cheese1997]] | ||
*[[Bicurious]] | *[[Bicurious]] | ||
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"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls and gays over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.
Examples:
- "Guys, I'm like so tired and unhealthy. I've been like trying to lose some weight, so I eat about 500 calories a day. What should I do? I'm sooooooo confused!"
- "I need $100 more to buy food for my babies, but I spent the last of my money to buy the new Gucci purse! What should I do? I'm SOOOOOO confused!!!"
- "My teacher forces me to have sex with him after class, and I can't say no, or go to the police because he said if I do, he says that he will fail me!! WHAT DO I DO??? I'm soooo confused!"
- "My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im soooooooooooo confused!!!"
- "I was, like, on the internet, and, like, this thing came up that said I won a laptop, and I clicked it, and I put in my name, address, phone number, PIN number, credit card number, social security number, and, like, my Windows CD key, and like, now, my computer doesn't worrrrk. Where's my laptop??? I'm, like, sooooo confused, guys!!"
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| Featured article February 13, 2007 | ||
| Preceded by Hipocrite |
I'm so confused | Succeeded by Ragnaröfl |
| Featured article February 23, 2007 | ||
| Preceded by Warbears |
I'm so confused | Succeeded by Shay |
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