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'''Happy Merchant''', aka '''Merchant Face''' aka '''Jew Face''' is an internet [[meme]] created by the lord and savior cartoonist [[Wyatt Mann]], depicting a [[jew]] doing [[Theft|what he does best]].  The idea behind the meme is that is a caricature of jews.The actual joke too subtle for [[btard|idiots]] to grasp is that jews are a caricature of themselves, so actually the drawings are 100% accurate. [[Some argue]] that it is actually just a merchant who, after visiting the local synagogue had cold hands.


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[[File:A world without jews and blacks.jpg|250px|thumb|The classic that started it all]]
'''Happy Merchant''' (AKA '''Merchant Face''' or '''Jew Face''') is an internet [[meme]] derived from a work by the lord and savior cartoonist [[Wyatt Mann]], depicting a [[Jew]] doing [[Theft|what he does best]]. The idea behind the meme is that is a caricature of Jews. The actual joke too subtle for [[b/tard|idiots]] to grasp is that jews are a caricature of themselves, so actually the drawings are 100% accurate. [[Some argue]] that it is actually just a merchant who had cold hands, after visiting the local synagogue or doing some financial management.


==[[pol/|/pol/]]==
==[[pol/|/pol/]]==
The Happy Merchant is commonly used on 4chan's politically incorrect board, [http://www.4chan.org/pol/ where you literally cannot go without seeing the merchant, it's spreading like AIDS in Africa, it's that bad]. The board is notorious for seemingly "anti-semitic" claims and posts reminiscent of those made by [[stormfront]],<s> but really it's the largest producer of liberal tears on the entire face of the internet</s> Fuck that, [[ED|we]] are.
 
The Happy Merchant is commonly used on 4chan's politically incorrect board, [[Truth|where you literally can't browse without seeing the merchant]]. The board is notorious for seemingly "anti-Semitic" claims and posts reminiscent of those made by [[Stormfront]]. [[Some argue]] that /pol/ is the largest producer of liberal tears in the world, but those among us who do not suffer from profound retardation know that title rightfully belongs to [[ED]].
 
[[File:HappyMerchant.gif|thumb|200px|[[Oh exploitable]]]]
 
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:I know and caused that feel jews you lose.png|[[Feels]]
File:I know and caused that feel jews you lose.png|[[Feels]]
File:Jewtrollface.png|[[Trollface]]
File:Jewtrollface.png|[[Trollface]]
File:Jew nose trolface.png|[[Trollface]]
File:Jew nose trolface.png
File:Wjewsyoulose sadfrog.jpg|[[Feels bad man]]
File:OIIIImerchant.jpg
File:Merchant Face sadfrog.jpg|[[Feels bad man]]
File:Jew Happy Merchant Face meme GoofyTime.jpg|[[Goofy Time]]
File:Jew Happy Merchant Face meme GoofyTime.jpg|[[Goofy Time]]
File:Are you having finacial Difficulties wyatt mann parody jewsyoulose meme lemerchantface.png
File:Are you having finacial Difficulties wyatt mann parody jewsyoulose meme lemerchantface.png
File:Jew recation image.jpg
File:Jew recation image.jpg
File:Jew pixeled.png
File:Jew pixeled.png
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Jew Super mario.gif|[[Mario]]
File:Jew Super mario.gif|[[Mario]]
File:Tom nook animal crossing nintendo meme le merchant face jewsyoulose wyattmann cartoon parody.png|[[Animal Crossing]]
File:Tom nook animal crossing nintendo meme le merchant face jewsyoulose wyattmann cartoon parody.png|[[Animal Crossing]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Happy Merchant Congress.png
File:Merchant leval 5o.png
File:Merchant leval 5o.png
File:Merchant Cosplay.jpg|[[Cosplay]]
File:Twilight Sparkle MLP My Little Pony Jewsyoulose merchantface meme.jpg|[[MLP]]
File:Twilight Sparkle MLP My Little Pony Jewsyoulose merchantface meme.jpg|[[MLP]]
File:SheZow jew.jpg|[[SheZow]]
File:SheZow jew.jpg|[[SheZow]]
File:Le happy space merchant.png
File:Le happy space merchant.png
File:Reddit logo merchantface jewsyoulose meme parody wyattmann.jpg|[[Reddit]]
File:Reddit logo merchantface jewsyoulose meme parody wyattmann.jpg|[[Reddit]]
File:Nazi skinhead racist wjyl meme parody .jpg
File:Nazi skinhead racist wjyl meme parody .jpg|[[Skinhead]]
File:WJYL - Jew - equality pic.png
File:WJYL - Jew - equality pic.png
File:Its not my fault that i'm not popular jews happy merchant face meme.png|[[It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular]]
File:Its not my fault that i'm not popular jews happy merchant face meme.png|[[It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular]]
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File:My little Rabbi Shekels is magic Happy Merchant Face.png|[[MLP]]
File:My little Rabbi Shekels is magic Happy Merchant Face.png|[[MLP]]
File:Goyim I.jpg
File:Goyim I.jpg
File:Happy Merchant Realistic.png
File:Happy Merchant Nose.jpg
File:Mr jew cat.jpg
File:Jew behind wood.png
File:Jew behind wood.png
File:Cultur not a coistume - Happy Merchant Face.jpg
File:Cultur not a coistume - Happy Merchant Face.jpg
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File:Mysterious mortgager.jpg
File:Mysterious mortgager.jpg
File:Jew's that pokemon? merchant face wyattman.jpg|[[Pokemon]]
File:Jew's that pokemon? merchant face wyattman.jpg|[[Pokemon]]
File:Juu-chan.jpg|Moshi Moshi? Jyu-chan [[desu]], give me some shekeru goi-kun <3 :3
File:HappyMerchantKyle.png|[[South Park]]
File:RusedByGoldstein.jpg
File:RusedByGoldstein.jpg
File:MerchantAirIsFree.png|Why do Jews have big noses? Is it because air is free?
File:Happy_Fairy_Merchant.png
File:Happy_Fairy_Merchant.png
File:Happy merchant goy.png
File:Jew shadow.png
File:Merchant face jewdroid.jpg
File:Happymerchant tumblrpanels meme jewsdid9-11.jpg|[[JEWS DID WTC]]
File:MerchantFeelsGood.jpg|[[Feels good]]
File:Ceiling Merchant.jpg
File:Shekel demon merchant meme.png
File:Sqaur cubism merchant.png|[[Art]]
File:Merchantface meme whiteknight.png
File:Doom goy merchant meme.png
File:Spurdjew merchant.gif
File:Merchant-tan.jpg|[[OS-tan|Merchant-tan]]
File:Le_Conspiring_Hands.png|[[Reddit|Le Forced Meme]]
File:Gargamel from smurfs happy merchant meme.jpg
File:Le_sleepy_old_man.png|[[A challenger appears|A new challenger appears!]]
File:PolMerchantFactualEvidence.png|[[pol/|/pol/]] is [[always|ALWAYS]] right.
File:Merchanthillary.jpg|Merchant [[Hillary_Clinton|Hillary]] (Note the Stars of David (✡) in the background)
File:Hillary_clinton_backstage_merchant.png
File:MerchantSarkeesian.jpg|Merchant [[Feminist_Frequency|Sarkeesian]]
File:Anita Sarkeesian At Colbert.jpg|Merchant [[Feminist_Frequency|Sarkeesian]] [[IRL]]
File:Jew-post.jpg
File:Jew-post-ascii.jpg|Now in [[ASCII]] form.
File:Merchant_GoyStory.png|[[Toy Story]]
File:Isis merchant.jpg
File:HappyTurkchant.jpg
File:Hillarykike.jpg
File:Sunflower seed merchant story.png|Note [https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=shnayder the surname] of the [[Anti-semitism|"anti-semitic"]] seed-sellers
File:Kizuna Ai - Happy Virtual Mobile Games Merchant.jpg|[[Virtual Youtubers|Kizuna AI]]
File:Le israel merchant.png|[[Israel|Muh Promised Land]]
File:Le_kaballah_merchant_.png
File:Le_hebrew_merchant.png
File:Thank U Merchant.png
File:Kikewitnesstestimony.jpg
File:Frontaljew.jpg|A yid from a frontal angle.
File:Shoahlol.jpg
File:Deusgevalt.png
File:Deepdreamjew.jpg
File:Pokejew.jpg
File:Jewweeb.png
File:Jewhistory.jpg
File:Reptilejew.png
File:Whosbehindthispost.png
File:Happysadjew.jpg
File:JudenFrei.jpg
File:Jew17231.png
File:Jewnose.png
File:Donttreadonkike.jpg
Image:IDFJew.png|A Jew as seen by his closest neighbours
Image:IAFJew.png|A Jew as seen by his more distant neighbours
Image:MossadJew.png|A Jew as seen by his far-away neighbours
File:Faceberg.jpg
File:Tipsmenora.jpg
File:Judenarreste.jpg
Image:Settler_Jew.png|The Settler Jew, a friendly neighbour.
Image:Jew_Angry.jpeg|When you enable Adblock
File:Gigajuden.png
File:Jewappears.jpg
File:Jewishcontrol.png
File:Skypedetected.jpg
File:Jewlewding.jpg
File:Jews_doings.png
File:Oyveygoyim.gif
File:TimSchaferHappyMerchant.png|[[Tim Schafer]]
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


==See also==
==See also==
[[File:Animerchant.gif|right|200px]]
*[[4chon.net]]
*[[4chon.net]]
*[[Jew]]
*[[Jew]]
*[[Goyim]]
*[[Arabs|Carpet merchants]]
*[[Shekels]]
*[[pol/|/pol/]]
*[[pol/|/pol/]]
*[[Wyatt Mann]]
*[[Wyatt Mann]]
*[[Bix Nood]]
*[[Bix Nood]]
*[[July 29 Merchant broadcast|July 29 2014 Merchant broadcast]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*{{KYM|/memes/jewspiracies|KYM's article related to this meme}}
 
* {{KYM|memes/jewspiracies|KYM's article related to this meme}}
* [https://www.rt.com/business/314099-credit-card-israel-antisemitism/ Goy uses merchant as his credit card design and gets shoah'd]
 
 
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Latest revision as of 18:25, 11 July 2023

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With Jews, you lose!
The classic that started it all

Happy Merchant (AKA Merchant Face or Jew Face) is an internet meme derived from a work by the lord and savior cartoonist Wyatt Mann, depicting a Jew doing what he does best. The idea behind the meme is that is a caricature of Jews. The actual joke too subtle for idiots to grasp is that jews are a caricature of themselves, so actually the drawings are 100% accurate. Some argue that it is actually just a merchant who had cold hands, after visiting the local synagogue or doing some financial management.

/pol/

The Happy Merchant is commonly used on 4chan's politically incorrect board, where you literally can't browse without seeing the merchant. The board is notorious for seemingly "anti-Semitic" claims and posts reminiscent of those made by Stormfront. Some argue that /pol/ is the largest producer of liberal tears in the world, but those among us who do not suffer from profound retardation know that title rightfully belongs to ED.

Oh exploitable

[Jewing Intensifies]

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