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-[[File:Billyjoelfedora.jpg|300px|thumb|Billy Joel is the only human in existence to wear a fedora and not be beta, seen here.]]
+#REDIRECT [[Fat Larry's Band]]
-[[File:youngbilly.jpg|300px|thumb|Billy Joel being Billy Joel but younger.]]
-[[Billy Joel]] is a famous dude who made a fuckton of music. He's an old fuck now but he still gets all the [[bitches]], definitely more than [[you]]. He is the god of music, and fuck Snoop Dogg he ain't got shit on Billy muthafuckin Joel. He wrote a wide variety of songs, and still performs them to this day because that's how good he is. He is NOT to be mistaken with [[Elton John]] the gay homo, ever.
-As a young boy he grew up in Levittown and was blastin' caps at fools who got in his way. He was part of a band or some shit but then went off to make his own music.