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| [[File:Billyjoelfedora.jpg|300px|thumb|Billy Joel is the only human in existence to wear a fedora and not be beta, seen here.]] | | #REDIRECT [[Fat Larry's Band]] |
| [[File:youngbilly.jpg|300px|thumb|Billy Joel being Billy Joel but younger.]]
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| [[Billy Joel]] is a washed up hack who made too much music. He has Alzheimers now and regularly shits his pants but he still gets all the [[bitches]] at the nursery home, especially my [[mom]]. He is the god of publicity stunts, and fuck Snoop Dogg he ain't got shit on Billy muthafuckin Joel other than a semblence of relevancy after the 1980s. He wrote a wide variety of songs, and still performs them to this day despite needing a video prompter for his lyrics because that's how forgetful he is. He is NOT to be mistaken with [[Elton John]] the knighted and vastly superior musician, ever.
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| As a young boy he grew up in some shithole nobody cares about and was blastin' CO2 straight up his anus. He was part of a band or some shit but then went off to make his own music after a vicious gang rape.
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Latest revision as of 05:39, 2 July 2014
