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The general consensus is that Kotaku is the bastard lovechild of video games and [[ | [[File:Moremorezoe7.jpg|right|250px]] | ||
'''''Kotaku''''' is a notorious "video game" "news" website and the embodiment of everything that is wrong with [[bullshit|gaming journalism]]. Interlaced between editorial posts about their [[Shit nobody cares about|daily lives, their kids, their personal cosplay galleries]], and [[9gag|irrelevant jokes]] that have nothing to do with gaming, they occasionally publish a news story. Nine times out of ten, this news story is a thinly veiled attempt at pushing their [[girl gamer|pro-feminist]], [[white guilt]] [[propaganda|agenda]] onto a class of people whose only real concern in life is how much Mountain Dew they have left in the fridge. | |||
The general consensus is that ''Kotaku'' is the bastard lovechild of video games and [[Tumblr]], and that the child has [[Retard|Down syndrome]] and a megaphone glued to its mouth.<br /><br /> | |||
==Userbase== | ==Userbase== | ||
[[File:Kotaku Commenter Simulator.gif|right|thumb]] | [[File:Kotaku Commenter Simulator.gif|right|thumb]] | ||
[[Image:Kotaku_gaymer_con.jpg|thumb|left|Kotaku's favorite gaming convention, GaymerX]] | [[Image:Kotaku_gaymer_con.jpg|thumb|left|''Kotaku's'' favorite gaming convention, GaymerX.]] | ||
Posters on Kotaku can be classified into two subgroups: [[Elliot Rodger|Omega males]], and [[Girl gamer|gamer girls]] who think playing [[Flappybird]] during their college classes puts them a step above casual. It is very easy to get removed from commenting on the site, as any contrarian opinion is swiftly deleted and nullified with an IP ban. | Posters on ''Kotaku'' can be classified into two subgroups: [[Elliot Rodger|Omega males]], and [[Girl gamer|gamer girls]] who think playing [[Flappybird]] during their college classes puts them a step above casual. It is very easy to get removed from commenting on the site, as any contrarian opinion is swiftly deleted and nullified with an IP ban. | ||
The users and editors on Kotaku are very adamant in asserting that video games are now considered to be a cornerstone of popular culture, despite the fact that the entire industry has been on a steady decline for well over a decade. Also prevalent is that the users dismiss any criticism the site receives from the outside as being meritless since Kotaku identifies itself as a blog, willfully ignoring that they do report the news and are invited to press conferences and other news media related events. | The users and editors on ''Kotaku'' are very adamant in asserting that video games are now considered to be a cornerstone of popular culture, despite the fact that the entire industry has been on a steady decline for well over a decade. Also prevalent is that the users dismiss any criticism the site receives from the outside as being meritless since ''Kotaku'' identifies itself as a blog, willfully ignoring that they do report the news and are invited to press conferences and other news media related events. | ||
If you suck enough dick, you are awarded with a gold star by your name, which hopefully will have the [[Holocaust|same final result]] as the stars passed out during World War | If you suck enough dick, you are awarded with a gold star by your name, which hopefully will have the [[Holocaust|same final result]] as the stars passed out during World War II.<br /> | ||
{{ | {{clear}} | ||
==Writers== | ==Writers== | ||
[[File:Kotakustaff.png|thumb|right|The beautiful staff... | [[File:Kotakustaff.png|thumb|right|250px|The beautiful staff...actually, they look like bridge trolls.]] | ||
===Stephan Totilo=== | ===Stephan Totilo=== | ||
{{twitter|stephentotilo}} | {{twitter|stephentotilo}} | ||
{{squote|I told people who asked that I came to Kotaku because I respect the strong journalistic core of Kotaku. That's the part some people don't see because they're distracted by some of Kotaku's other colorful qualities.}} | {{squote|I told people who asked that I came to ''Kotaku'' because I respect the strong journalistic core of ''Kotaku''. That's the part some people don't see because they're distracted by some of ''Kotaku's'' other colorful qualities.}} | ||
===Patricia Hernandez=== | Editor in chief with an actual degree in journalism who quit a job at MTV News to run an obscure gaming website and write about hot-button gender issues in video games. His primary job duties include {{Archive|REov0|damage control}}, [https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/501818736480092160 denying fault], and more {{Archive|PQ9EM|damage control}}. When he isn't defending his columnist's rights to falsely accuse people of rape, he is being tricked by people into publishing prank articles on the sites by people pretending to be black. | ||
<center>{{frame|<youtube>urUw224UyN8</youtube>|border=#FFFF00|background=#CC0066}}</center> | |||
===Kirk Hamilton=== | |||
[[File:Leigh at gone home.png|400px|center]] | |||
Another in a long line of talentless hacks. Notable for being one of the people who gave ''[[Gone Home]]'' a good review without disclosing that he knows one of the developers and is one of her "friends" that "watched movies" with her. Did she let him stick it in? Probably. | |||
===[[Cathedral of Misogyny|Patricia Hernandez]]=== | |||
[[File:Patricia Hernandez fail.png|thumb|left|The sequel to the image on the right]] | |||
[[File:Kotakufail.png|thumb|Integrity in journalism.]] | [[File:Kotakufail.png|thumb|Integrity in journalism.]] | ||
{{twitter|patriciaxh}}<br /> | {{twitter|patriciaxh}}<br /> | ||
Astoundingly ugly [[feminazi]] (but aren't they all?) who writes low-quality clickbait articles and fails to disclose obvious conflicts of interest. Notably, she wrote {{Archive|Sxfo9|about}} {{Archive|7reDd|twenty}}{{Archive|kfTPT|separate}}{{Archive|5lUBP|articles}} pimping shitty games produced by her former girlfriend/roommate [[Anna Anthropy]], another twenty articles about a second tenant she was suspected of sleeping with, and even more articles about [[Zoe Quinn]], who probably lived with her as well and almost definitely slept with her. Her MO seems to be seducing game developers into living with her and asking them to let her fuck them on exchange for good reviews because nobody would sleep with someone that fat and ugly otherwise. | |||
When Max Temkin of [[Cards Against Humanity]] was falsely accused of rape, Patricia Hernandez wrote an article attacking him for defending himself. This was presumably an attempt to distract people from her own obsession with [[rape]]. | |||
{{quote|I raped you... I raped everyone... I raped you. I fuckin' raped you.|Patricia Hernandez while playing Gears of War|maxWidth=1000px}}<br /> | {{quote|I raped you... I raped everyone... I raped you. I fuckin' raped you.|Patricia Hernandez while playing Gears of War|maxWidth=1000px}}<br /> | ||
<center>{{frame|<youtube>VhmgUTZKXW8</youtube>|border= | <center>{{frame|<youtube>VhmgUTZKXW8</youtube>|border=#FFFF00|background=#CC0066}}</center><br /> | ||
*[http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/is-there-a-worse-internet-blogger-than-patricia-hernandez-at-kotaku.453010535/ Is there a worse blogger than Patricia Hernandez?] | *[http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/is-there-a-worse-internet-blogger-than-patricia-hernandez-at-kotaku.453010535/ Is there a worse blogger than Patricia Hernandez?] | ||
*[http://www.change.org/p/patricia-hernandez-be-removed-from-her-position-at-kotaku-com A petition to remove this bitch from her "job"]<br /> | *[http://www.change.org/p/patricia-hernandez-be-removed-from-her-position-at-kotaku-com A petition to remove this bitch from her "job"]<br /> | ||
===Nathan Grayson=== | ===Nathan Grayson=== | ||
{{twitter|Vahn16}} | {{twitter|Vahn16}} | ||
[[Zoe Quinn]] fucked him in order to get promotions for her game | |||
{{squote|We're in San Francisco club called Stud, and there are people in fur suits everywhere. Colored lights and crashing beats flash like fireworks in a thunderstorm. Everyone is sweaty and drunk, but most of all they're happy. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you GaymerX, my favorite game convention|Nathan Grayson|{{Archive|CKNVA|sauce}} }} | |||
[[Zoe Quinn]] fucked him in order to get promotions for her non-game [[Depression Quest Simulator|Depression Quest]] as well as using his connections to dismantle Game Jam and get the event's promoter Matti Leshem fired, so that Zoe could start a fraudulent charity for her own variation of the event. This glaring conflict of interest showcases the blatant corruption of mainstream video game journalism. While there is no doubt that some sites will spin positive reviews for their advertisers, Nathan did it for the pussy of someone who has likely spent half her adult life being rejected by [[Suicide Girls]]. Later, when his editor asked him about it, he lied claiming that he was not in a relationship with her prior to the review despite all evidence pointing otherwise. | |||
{{squote|The allegations have been extreme. Nathan has been accused of in some way trading positive coverage of a developer for the opportunity to sleep with her, of failing to disclose that he was in a romantic relationship with a developer he had written about, and that he'd given said developer's game a favorable review. All of those are troubling claims that we take seriously. All would be violations of the standards we maintain. Having spoken to Nathan several times, having looked closely at the numerous messages sent our way by concerned readers and, having compared published timelines, our leadership team finds no compelling evidence that any of that is true.|{{Archive|8KjOG|Sauce}} }} | |||
However, videos of Nathan and Zoe together being flirtatious prior to the article in question being posted, as well as both of them having a reputation of shamelessly lying to protect their "career", makes this claim highly unlikely. | |||
===Patrick Klepek=== | |||
Klepek recently left Giant Bomb, two days after he was exposed as violating anti-trust laws by blacklisting people he doesn't like with his journo friends. He claims he "quit" and that it had nothing to do with that but no one believes him. Of course ''Kotaku'' immediately hired him. | |||
===Jason Schreier<sup>[[Jew|✡]]</sup>=== | ===Jason Schreier<sup>[[Jew|✡]]</sup>=== | ||
{{twitter|jasonschreier}}<br /> | {{twitter|jasonschreier}}<br /> | ||
Another Kotaku mangina that writes a shit J[[RPG]] column so he can do things like compare an unreleased game (FFXV) to Suikoden. He also has | Another ''Kotaku'' mangina that writes a shit J[[RPG]] column so he can do things like compare an unreleased game (FFXV) to Suikoden. He also has {{Archive|QyTEP|a serious problem with sexy video game characters}} but at the same time believes that video games {{Archive|rYega|should not be censored}}. Some argue that Jason has the attention span of a goldfish. He is also known for using his column to {{Archive|3nyRv|push his zionist agenda}}. While fellow editor Patricia Hernandez believes that the gaming industry is dominated by sexist males, Jason believes that it is dominated by goyim.<br /> | ||
<center>[[File:Wolfenstein_kotaku_jew.png]]<br /> | <center>[[File:Wolfenstein_kotaku_jew.png]]<br /> | ||
'''A game "journalist" not even knowing that you are playing as a fucking | '''A game "journalist" not even knowing that you are retardedly playing as a fucking Kike</center>'''<br /><br /> | ||
== | ===Richard Eisenbeis=== | ||
[[File:Lolsao.png]] | |||
{{twitter|BiggestinJapan}} | |||
Some white dude living in Japan we don't give a f--k about, who used to be Kotaku's main animu writer and while there notoriously pissed off elitist fags by praising all the shit they hate like [[Sword Art Online]] and Irregular at Magic High School. Currently writes for [[Anime News Network]], including (as of 2021, when he replaced [[Shit no one cares about|Theron Martin]] on this front) their shitty preview guide where you can see his shit takes on every new anime alongside those of closet foot fetishist [[Heterosexual|Nicholas Dupree]], James Beckett, [[Jew|(((Rebecca Silverman)))]] who is ANN's only good writer, and radfem lolcow [[Narcissistic personality disorder|Caitlin Moore]]. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== | ==Journalism practices== | ||
[[File:Gamergate4.png|center|Wikipedia has it right for once]] | |||
Due to ''Kotaku's'' complete lack of journalist integrity, virtually all reputable sources dismiss ''Kotaku'' as a worthless tabloid. | |||
Kotaku has a strict code of conduct only, much like in [[Pirates of the Caribbean]], the code isn't really a code, more like a guideline. A guideline that might as well have been written on a piece of toilet paper when all the reporters working there were asked to sign it when they were employed judging by how closely they follow it. That is why writers on Kotaku have no problem writing (positive) articles about: | ===Conflict of interests and journalistic integrity=== | ||
[[File:Nathan Grayson Browder.jpg|thumb|right|<center>An example of Nathan Grayson's very unbiased reporting.</center>]] | |||
''Kotaku'' has a strict code of conduct only, much like in ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]'', the code isn't really a code, more like a guideline. A guideline that might as well have been written on a piece of toilet paper when all the reporters working there were asked to sign it when they were employed judging by how closely they follow it. That is why writers on ''Kotaku'' have no problem writing (positive) articles about: | |||
* People they are friends with | * People they are friends with | ||
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They also have no problem writing articles on demand for these people to help them harm other people's career, as was the case when [[Zoe Quinn]] used them to drag Matti Leshem's name through the mud to help her set up a scam, or advance their own. | They also have no problem writing articles on demand for these people to help them harm other people's career, as was the case when [[Zoe Quinn]] used them to drag Matti Leshem's name through the mud to help her set up a scam, or advance their own. | ||
When these double dealings come to light you can be sure that editor in chief Totilo will be there to take swift action by... doing nothing. Not even a slap on the wrist. He simply continues to instruct people to move along like [[South Park|officer Barbrady]] assuring people that there is nothing to see here. | When these double dealings come to light you can be sure that editor in chief Totilo will be there to take swift action by... doing nothing. Not even a slap on the wrist. He simply continues to instruct people to move along like [[South Park|officer Barbrady]] assuring people that there is nothing to see here.<br /><br /> | ||
===SJW | ===SJW pandering=== | ||
Kotaku is on the forefront of pushing the [[SJW|feminist agenda]] onto the video game industry, making claims such as gender-bias in the workforce as well as blatant sexism in the games themselves. These ideas have spread far and helped paved the road for scam artists like [[Anita Sarkeesian]] to further involve feminists in a subject they have no care for other than to share their outdated message of gender equality on every facet of human civilization. | ''Kotaku'' is on the forefront of pushing the [[SJW|feminist agenda]] onto the video game industry, making claims such as gender-bias in the workforce as well as blatant sexism in the games themselves. These ideas have spread far and helped paved the road for scam artists like [[Anita Sarkeesian]] to further involve feminists in a subject they have no care for other than to share their outdated message of gender equality on every facet of human civilization. | ||
Not that is stops them from covering their front page with as much tits and ass as they can for [[ | Not that is stops them from covering their front page with as much tits and ass as they can for [[clickbait]], be it real or 3D rendered. In between articles like "How to fight the gender pay-gap for NPCs" and "why men using a female avatar is literally rape", you are sure to find the latest pictures of chicks [[Cosplay|cosplaying]] as [[Street Fighter|Cammy]] with their unitard way up their ass-crack being passed off as news.<br /><br /> | ||
===Gender | ====Gender bias==== | ||
Kotaku's bias during the Five Guys saga is well noted, downplaying Zoe's involvement and completely ignoring the fact that she has [[Zoe_Quinn#Zoe_exposed_as_a_Literal_Rapist_-_Phil_Fish_Freaks_Out_.28Again.29|labeled herself as a rapist]]. This is a very different approach to how they handle the subject of rape when it concerns a male developer. When Max Temkin, creator of "Cards Against Humanity", was accused of rape, Kotaku was quick to point out that he | ''Kotaku's'' bias during the Five Guys saga is well noted, downplaying Zoe's involvement and completely ignoring the fact that she has [[Zoe_Quinn#Zoe_exposed_as_a_Literal_Rapist_-_Phil_Fish_Freaks_Out_.28Again.29|labeled herself as a rapist]]. This is a very different approach to how they handle the subject of rape when it concerns a male developer. When Max Temkin, creator of "[[Cards Against Humanity]]", was accused of rape, ''Kotaku'' was quick to point out that he {{Archive|xOWqd|should not be denying the allegations}} and instead use the fact that someone is accusing him of rape as an [[wut|opportunity to talk about rape]]. Eventually, Max wrote an apology... Wait no! '''He had the apology written for him by ZOE QUINN!''' Because he was donating money to her site and she didn't want bad press. Who else? Brad Wardell, who was falsely accused of sexual harassment by some chick solely for the reason she wanted to fuck up his company and ''Kotaku'' posted attack articles about him to help people beat up his children at school. This ethical double standard {{Archive|WpBOS|was also pulled on God of War creator David Jaffe}}, who goes on to call out ''Kotaku'' and their bullshit journalism after Totilo let one of his "journalists" run a story about how an off-hand comment he made in an interview makes him a borderline rapist. Totilo proudly features this clips on his SoundCloud as if it makes ''Jaffe'' look bad.<br /><br /> | ||
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<center>''' | <center>'''David Jaffe Telling ''Kotaku'' Off for Labeling Him a Misogynist'''</center><br /><br /> | ||
===Quality | ===Quality reporting=== | ||
[[File:Slopokenews.jpg|thumb|right|Kotaku's unofficial mascot]] | [[File:Slopokenews.jpg|thumb|right|''Kotaku's'' unofficial mascot]] | ||
When they aren't busy reviewing [[anime]], passing off stories about their personal lives as articles as if their erectile dysfunction is news, and being on the cutting edge of things that have nothing to do with games, they are trailing slowly behind the wagon on everything that does. Kotaku has a reputation of being the last to report on anything and everything. Their method of article writing can be best summarized by: | When they aren't busy reviewing [[anime]], passing off stories about their personal lives as articles as if their erectile dysfunction is news, and being on the cutting edge of things that have nothing to do with games, they are trailing slowly behind the wagon on everything that does. ''Kotaku'' has a reputation of being the last to report on anything and everything. Their method of article writing can be best summarized by: | ||
'''Step 1''' - Copy article from bigger news site three days late<br> | '''Step 1''' - Copy article from bigger news site three days late<br> | ||
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'''Step 4''' - '''[[PROFIT]]!!!''' | '''Step 4''' - '''[[PROFIT]]!!!''' | ||
Part of the reason they are always late in reporting anything is because Kotaku "journalists" are often tasked with commentating gaming events that they didn't actually attend, be it due to laziness or because they are never invited. Their tendency to be last to the party, believing that all journalism requires is owning a computer with an internet connection, has turned [[Slowpoke]] into their unofficial mascot. | Part of the reason they are always late in reporting anything is because ''Kotaku'' "journalists" are often tasked with commentating gaming events that they didn't actually attend, be it due to laziness or because they are never invited. Their tendency to be last to the party, believing that all journalism requires is owning a computer with an internet connection, has turned [[Slowpoke]] into their unofficial mascot and earning them the nickname '''"Slowtaku"'''.<br /><br /> | ||
<center>'''Gallery of Kotaku Slowpoke'''</center> | <center>'''Gallery of ''Kotaku'' Slowpoke'''</center> | ||
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==Hideki Kamiya's real talk== | |||
At one point Kotaku decided to write an article about how [[Hideki Kamiya]], creator/director of such games as | At one point ''Kotaku'' decided to write an article about how [[Hideki Kamiya]], creator/director of such games as ''[[Resident Evil]]'', ''[[Resident Evil|Resident Evil 2]]'', ''[[shit|Resident Evil Zero]]'', ''[[Bayonetta]]'', ''[[Bayonetta 2]]'', ''[[Okami]]'', ''[[Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance]]'', ''[[Phoenix Wright|Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations]]'', ''Viewtiful Joe'' and ''Devil May Cry'', and how he's a dumbass who doesn't know shit. It turns out he knows at least one thing: Telling apart real journalists from a bunch of hipsters who steal content from other sites. With no regard for diplomacy or his own shitty English, Hideki dropped some motherfucking [[truth]] on them explaining that he is '''[[Based God|THE LEADER OF ALL JAPAN]]''' and that ''Kotaku'' is a bunch of crap. ''Kotaku'' responds by writing an {{Archive|SG3wH|article about his shoes}} as well as having editor-in-chief Stephen Totilo drop on his knees for {{Archive|4s3IG|some sloppy head}}.<br /><br /> | ||
<center>'''I AM KING OF ALL JAPAN AND ''KOTAKU'' IS SHIT'''</center> | |||
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'''After the Zoe Quinn story broke, emperor Hideki came back to strike the final blow:''' | '''After the Zoe Quinn story broke, emperor Hideki came back to strike the final blow:''' | ||
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<center><span style="font-family:impact;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 30px">'''FUCKING '''</span>[[REKT|<span style="font-family:impact;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 30px">'''DISHONORED!!!]]'''</span></center> | |||
=={{hashtag|WriteAKotakuArticle}}== | |||
In the wake of the controversy, a new hashtag emerged. | |||
[[File:Kotastu.png|center]] | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:Kotaku Homer.gif | File:Kotaku Homer.gif | ||
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File:Zoecheat8.png|Timelined image highlighting Nathan Grayson's involvement with [[Zoe Quinn]], which everyone at Kotaku wished did not exist. | |||
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File:evenmorekotaku1.png|The only sane columnist on ''Kotaku''. | |||
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File:Gamergatecrap6.jpg|Remember their old logo? Feminism. | |||
File:Gamergatecrap12.png|Even congress knows ''Kotaku'' is shit. | |||
File:Stillgamergate2.jpg|On ''Kotaku'' everything is "amazing". | |||
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File:Kotakuarticle.png|<center>'''"The Top 50 Cosplay Cleavage Shots [UPDATED]"'''</center> | File:Kotakuarticle.png|<center>'''"The Top 50 Cosplay Cleavage Shots [UPDATED]"'''</center> | ||
File:Kotakuarticle0.png|<center>'''"She's Sexy. Now Kill Her?"'''</center> | File:Kotakuarticle0.png|<center>'''"She's Sexy. Now Kill Her?"'''</center> | ||
File:Gamergate batch19.png|<center>'''"Save 65% on 1 Year of HostGator Web Hosting + Free Domain Name ($28)"'''</center> | |||
File:Kotakuarticle1.png|<center>'''"F*ck Cheetos"'''</center> | File:Kotakuarticle1.png|<center>'''"F*ck Cheetos"'''</center> | ||
File:Kotakuarticle5.jpg|<center>'''"'' | File:Kotakuarticle5.jpg|<center>'''"''Assassin's Creeds'' New Protagonist Sure Looks Like This Porn Star"'''</center> | ||
File:Kotakuarticle6.jpg|<center>'''"Why I'll Never Be Friends With A Man Named 'Dick'"'''</center> | File:Kotakuarticle6.jpg|<center>'''"Why I'll Never Be Friends With A Man Named 'Dick'"'''</center> | ||
File:Kotakuarticle7.jpg|<center>'''"Is Lego Sexist?"'''</center> | File:Kotakuarticle7.jpg|<center>'''"Is Lego Sexist?"'''</center> | ||
File:Kotaku Child Molestation.jpg|<center>'''"How I Became a Victim of Molestation"'''</center> | |||
File:Gamergateshi9.jpg|<center>'''"Check Out The Sexy Butt On These Watermelons"'''</center> | |||
File:Kotakuarticle8.jpg|<center>'''"Strait White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is"'''</center> | File:Kotakuarticle8.jpg|<center>'''"Strait White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is"'''</center> | ||
File:Gamergate batch2.jpg|<center>'''"A Game That Wants to Teach Women how to Masturbate"'''</center> | |||
File:Evenmorekotaku0.jpg|<center>'''"How I Got Raped in my Bumper by Bum-poking Fundlers"'''</center> | |||
File:Kotakuarticle2.png|<center>'''"Should Killing Female Gamers in Online Games be Considered Rape?"'''</center> | File:Kotakuarticle2.png|<center>'''"Should Killing Female Gamers in Online Games be Considered Rape?"'''</center> | ||
File:Kotakuarticle3.png|<center>'''The Full Article'''</center> | File:Kotakuarticle3.png|<center>'''The Full Article'''</center> | ||
File:Kotakuarticle1111.jpg|<center>'''A Compilation'''</center> | File:Kotakuarticle1111.jpg|<center>'''A Compilation'''</center> | ||
File:Gamergateshit6.jpg|<center>'''Another Compilation'''</center> | |||
File:Gamergateshi12.jpg|<center>'''And Another'''</center> | |||
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==See | <center>'''<u>Fun Game:</u> One of the articles in this list is fake.<br> | ||
*[[ | '''Try to guess which one. | ||
*[[ | '''(PROTIP: You can't)'''</center> | ||
==See also== | |||
[[File:Gamergate batch3.jpg|right|300px]] | |||
*[[Clickbait]] | |||
*[[Corruption]] | |||
*''[[Gone Home]]'' | |||
*[[Hideki Kamiya]] | *[[Hideki Kamiya]] | ||
*[[IGN]] | *[[IGN]] | ||
*[[Jack Thompson]] | *[[Jack Thompson]] | ||
*[[Laura Kate Dale]] - Tranny lolcow working for Kotaku UK | |||
*[[New Media Rockstars]] | |||
*[[Social justice]] | *[[Social justice]] | ||
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== External links == | |||
* [[File:kotakuicon.png|15px]] '''[http://www.donotlink.com/tf Official site]''' | |||
* {{twitter|Slowtaku|Slowtaku}} | |||
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* '''[http://soundcloud.com/ben-kuchera/jaffe-confrontation David Gaffe]''' - Creator of ''[[God of War]]'' and ''Twisted Metal'' confronting Ben Kuchera about letting one of his columnists imply that he's a borderline rapist. | |||
* '''[http://techraptor.net/content/problems-kotaku-lie-much-deeper-corruption Article about various irresponsible ''Kotaku'' articles that ruined projects and careers with shitty reporting]''' | |||
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Latest revision as of 01:47, 19 March 2023
Kotaku is a notorious "video game" "news" website and the embodiment of everything that is wrong with gaming journalism. Interlaced between editorial posts about their daily lives, their kids, their personal cosplay galleries, and irrelevant jokes that have nothing to do with gaming, they occasionally publish a news story. Nine times out of ten, this news story is a thinly veiled attempt at pushing their pro-feminist, white guilt agenda onto a class of people whose only real concern in life is how much Mountain Dew they have left in the fridge.
The general consensus is that Kotaku is the bastard lovechild of video games and Tumblr, and that the child has Down syndrome and a megaphone glued to its mouth.
Userbase
Posters on Kotaku can be classified into two subgroups: Omega males, and gamer girls who think playing Flappybird during their college classes puts them a step above casual. It is very easy to get removed from commenting on the site, as any contrarian opinion is swiftly deleted and nullified with an IP ban.
The users and editors on Kotaku are very adamant in asserting that video games are now considered to be a cornerstone of popular culture, despite the fact that the entire industry has been on a steady decline for well over a decade. Also prevalent is that the users dismiss any criticism the site receives from the outside as being meritless since Kotaku identifies itself as a blog, willfully ignoring that they do report the news and are invited to press conferences and other news media related events.
If you suck enough dick, you are awarded with a gold star by your name, which hopefully will have the same final result as the stars passed out during World War II.
Writers
Stephan Totilo
Editor in chief with an actual degree in journalism who quit a job at MTV News to run an obscure gaming website and write about hot-button gender issues in video games. His primary job duties include 
damage control, denying fault, and more damage control. When he isn't defending his columnist's rights to falsely accuse people of rape, he is being tricked by people into publishing prank articles on the sites by people pretending to be black.
Kirk Hamilton
Another in a long line of talentless hacks. Notable for being one of the people who gave Gone Home a good review without disclosing that he knows one of the developers and is one of her "friends" that "watched movies" with her. Did she let him stick it in? Probably.
Patricia Hernandez
Astoundingly ugly feminazi (but aren't they all?) who writes low-quality clickbait articles and fails to disclose obvious conflicts of interest. Notably, she wrote about twenty separate articles pimping shitty games produced by her former girlfriend/roommate Anna Anthropy, another twenty articles about a second tenant she was suspected of sleeping with, and even more articles about Zoe Quinn, who probably lived with her as well and almost definitely slept with her. Her MO seems to be seducing game developers into living with her and asking them to let her fuck them on exchange for good reviews because nobody would sleep with someone that fat and ugly otherwise.
When Max Temkin of Cards Against Humanity was falsely accused of rape, Patricia Hernandez wrote an article attacking him for defending himself. This was presumably an attempt to distract people from her own obsession with rape.
—Patricia Hernandez while playing Gears of War | ||
Nathan Grayson
—Nathan Grayson, |
Zoe Quinn fucked him in order to get promotions for her non-game Depression Quest as well as using his connections to dismantle Game Jam and get the event's promoter Matti Leshem fired, so that Zoe could start a fraudulent charity for her own variation of the event. This glaring conflict of interest showcases the blatant corruption of mainstream video game journalism. While there is no doubt that some sites will spin positive reviews for their advertisers, Nathan did it for the pussy of someone who has likely spent half her adult life being rejected by Suicide Girls. Later, when his editor asked him about it, he lied claiming that he was not in a relationship with her prior to the review despite all evidence pointing otherwise.
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However, videos of Nathan and Zoe together being flirtatious prior to the article in question being posted, as well as both of them having a reputation of shamelessly lying to protect their "career", makes this claim highly unlikely.
Patrick Klepek
Klepek recently left Giant Bomb, two days after he was exposed as violating anti-trust laws by blacklisting people he doesn't like with his journo friends. He claims he "quit" and that it had nothing to do with that but no one believes him. Of course Kotaku immediately hired him.
Jason Schreier✡
jasonschreier
Another Kotaku mangina that writes a shit JRPG column so he can do things like compare an unreleased game (FFXV) to Suikoden. He also has a serious problem with sexy video game characters but at the same time believes that video games should not be censored. Some argue that Jason has the attention span of a goldfish. He is also known for using his column to push his zionist agenda. While fellow editor Patricia Hernandez believes that the gaming industry is dominated by sexist males, Jason believes that it is dominated by goyim.
A game "journalist" not even knowing that you are retardedly playing as a fucking Kike
Richard Eisenbeis
BiggestinJapan
Some white dude living in Japan we don't give a f--k about, who used to be Kotaku's main animu writer and while there notoriously pissed off elitist fags by praising all the shit they hate like Sword Art Online and Irregular at Magic High School. Currently writes for Anime News Network, including (as of 2021, when he replaced Theron Martin on this front) their shitty preview guide where you can see his shit takes on every new anime alongside those of closet foot fetishist Nicholas Dupree, James Beckett, (((Rebecca Silverman))) who is ANN's only good writer, and radfem lolcow Caitlin Moore.
Journalism practices
Due to Kotaku's complete lack of journalist integrity, virtually all reputable sources dismiss Kotaku as a worthless tabloid.
Conflict of interests and journalistic integrity
Kotaku has a strict code of conduct only, much like in Pirates of the Caribbean, the code isn't really a code, more like a guideline. A guideline that might as well have been written on a piece of toilet paper when all the reporters working there were asked to sign it when they were employed judging by how closely they follow it. That is why writers on Kotaku have no problem writing (positive) articles about:
- People they are friends with
- People they are roommates with
- People they are dating
- People they are financially supporting or are financially supporting them
- And people they are SLEEPING WITH!
They also have no problem writing articles on demand for these people to help them harm other people's career, as was the case when Zoe Quinn used them to drag Matti Leshem's name through the mud to help her set up a scam, or advance their own.
When these double dealings come to light you can be sure that editor in chief Totilo will be there to take swift action by... doing nothing. Not even a slap on the wrist. He simply continues to instruct people to move along like officer Barbrady assuring people that there is nothing to see here.
SJW pandering
Kotaku is on the forefront of pushing the feminist agenda onto the video game industry, making claims such as gender-bias in the workforce as well as blatant sexism in the games themselves. These ideas have spread far and helped paved the road for scam artists like Anita Sarkeesian to further involve feminists in a subject they have no care for other than to share their outdated message of gender equality on every facet of human civilization.
Not that is stops them from covering their front page with as much tits and ass as they can for clickbait, be it real or 3D rendered. In between articles like "How to fight the gender pay-gap for NPCs" and "why men using a female avatar is literally rape", you are sure to find the latest pictures of chicks cosplaying as Cammy with their unitard way up their ass-crack being passed off as news.
Gender bias
Kotaku's bias during the Five Guys saga is well noted, downplaying Zoe's involvement and completely ignoring the fact that she has labeled herself as a rapist. This is a very different approach to how they handle the subject of rape when it concerns a male developer. When Max Temkin, creator of "Cards Against Humanity", was accused of rape, Kotaku was quick to point out that he should not be denying the allegations and instead use the fact that someone is accusing him of rape as an opportunity to talk about rape. Eventually, Max wrote an apology... Wait no! He had the apology written for him by ZOE QUINN! Because he was donating money to her site and she didn't want bad press. Who else? Brad Wardell, who was falsely accused of sexual harassment by some chick solely for the reason she wanted to fuck up his company and Kotaku posted attack articles about him to help people beat up his children at school. This ethical double standard was also pulled on God of War creator David Jaffe, who goes on to call out Kotaku and their bullshit journalism after Totilo let one of his "journalists" run a story about how an off-hand comment he made in an interview makes him a borderline rapist. Totilo proudly features this clips on his SoundCloud as if it makes Jaffe look bad.
Quality reporting
When they aren't busy reviewing anime, passing off stories about their personal lives as articles as if their erectile dysfunction is news, and being on the cutting edge of things that have nothing to do with games, they are trailing slowly behind the wagon on everything that does. Kotaku has a reputation of being the last to report on anything and everything. Their method of article writing can be best summarized by:
Step 1 - Copy article from bigger news site three days late
Step 2 - Make it about women
Step 3 - ??????
Step 4 - PROFIT!!!
Part of the reason they are always late in reporting anything is because Kotaku "journalists" are often tasked with commentating gaming events that they didn't actually attend, be it due to laziness or because they are never invited. Their tendency to be last to the party, believing that all journalism requires is owning a computer with an internet connection, has turned Slowpoke into their unofficial mascot and earning them the nickname "Slowtaku".
Hideki Kamiya's real talk
At one point Kotaku decided to write an article about how Hideki Kamiya, creator/director of such games as Resident Evil, Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil Zero, Bayonetta, Bayonetta 2, Okami, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations, Viewtiful Joe and Devil May Cry, and how he's a dumbass who doesn't know shit. It turns out he knows at least one thing: Telling apart real journalists from a bunch of hipsters who steal content from other sites. With no regard for diplomacy or his own shitty English, Hideki dropped some motherfucking truth on them explaining that he is THE LEADER OF ALL JAPAN and that Kotaku is a bunch of crap. Kotaku responds by writing an article about his shoes as well as having editor-in-chief Stephen Totilo drop on his knees for some sloppy head.
After the Zoe Quinn story broke, emperor Hideki came back to strike the final blow:
#WriteAKotakuArticle
In the wake of the controversy, a new hashtag emerged.
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(PROTIP: You can't)See also
- Clickbait
- Corruption
- Gone Home
- Hideki Kamiya
- IGN
- Jack Thompson
- Laura Kate Dale - Tranny lolcow working for Kotaku UK
- New Media Rockstars
- Social justice
External links
Official site- Slowtaku
LOLtaku- #WriteAKotakuArticle
Kotaku in Action (See removed posts: 1, 2)
Gameblogguu - An accurate parody by Something Awful.- David Gaffe - Creator of God of War and Twisted Metal confronting Ben Kuchera about letting one of his columnists imply that he's a borderline rapist.
- Article about various irresponsible Kotaku articles that ruined projects and careers with shitty reporting
The GamerGate thread on our forum
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