Zapatistas

Official Zapatista flag

Zapatista sympathizer being pwned by police in the capital

FACEPALM FOR FREEDOM!!!

Zapatistas are the greatest Mexican IRL troll communist clique of all time. The die-hard leftard "singer" from Rage Against the Machine, Zack de la Rocha, advertises their cause and encourages RATM fans to move to Mexico and drive trucks for them. Ironically, the Che Guevara shirts and jumpers worn by RATM fans are probably made in Mexican sweat shops. Go figure.

History

The Zapatista Army of National Liberation (EZLN, aka Easy-Lenin...amirite?!) is a clique based on the teachings of the Emiliano Zapata who phailed in taking over Mexico. He died of natural causes, inflected by bullets.

A long time ago some indigenous ppls got pissed when NAFTA stole their land. So they began a war asking for their land back and for moar tacos.

Now

These brave freedom fighters have gotten a lot of support from international entities.

They took control of Lacandon Jungle and Chiapas' High Lands, from the poorest state in Mexico, second to only Mini Mexico. The warlord of America tried to help their cause by giving them New Mexico but not even they wanted it.

In January 28, 2005 EZLN began something they called The Lacandon Jungle Sixth Declaration where the workers, students, farmers, teachers, employees and other people suffering under the tyrants united for their freedom. So far they have had moderate success.

External links

• EZLN official page
• Irish Mexico Group

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