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[[Image:Cbr 10.jpg|right|thumb|260px|Ahoy mateys, it's Captain Bill Robertson!]] | |||
'''William Robertson''' (born Aaron Pfefferberg) or '''Captain Bill''' to those who [[Moonie|loved him]] was a lifetime member of the [[Sea_Org|Sea Organization]] of [[Scientology]] and until he [[banned|left]] in 1982, one of the most influential people in the [[Scientology|Cult of Scientology]]. During his career, '''Captain Bill''' would pioneer many many fascinating [[aliens|religious programs]] for the [[Scientology|Cult of Scientology]] such as whether or not [[Aliens]] were coming to take over '''Teegeeack''' (Earth) through the use of [[Marcab Confederacy|Marcabian Invader Fleets]]. Due to his complete and utter fascination with [[aliens|"standard technology"]] Captain Bill was hastily [[banned|removed]] from [[Scientology]] forcing him to start his own [[cult|splinter groups]] to worship [[aliens]]. | |||
'''William Robertson''' was born on the 2nd of December 1936 in Georgia, into a family of ultra - orthodox Hasidic Jews. | |||
In later years, '''Bill Robertson''' would tell only his most '''LOYAL''' of [[retards|followers]] that he was not just a normal [[wigger|Earthling]] but he was indeed a space [[alien]] named '''Astar Paramejgian'''. After word of his [[retard|identity]] slipped, '''Robertson's''' claims became more and more insane - once he went so far as to mention he was one of three beings charged with ruling the universe. '''Captain Bill "[[LOLDONGS]]" Robertson''' has been divorced from several wives, who would later recount that Robertson was a hard drinking sex maniac who believed he was a [[lesbian]] and had a penchant for fucking himself with a corncob in front of mirrors while they watched aghast. | |||
==Alien Beliefs== | |||
===Sector 9=== | |||
In 1982, Robertson declared that the "Free Zone" would be established and his policy letter came out mostly as an infringement of the Monroe Doctrine written by James Monroe to the rest of the world [[at least 100]] years earlier. However, being the diligent space alien creationist he was, this did not deter him from writing it or his [[retards|followers]] from believing it. | |||
[[Image:Galactic-confederacy.gif|thumb|right|Captain Bill drew this map of [[Vagina|how the "Old Galactic Empire" used to be structured]].]] | |||
*1. The planet known as [[Earth|Teegeeack]] - local dialect [[Earth|"Earth"]] or [[Earth|Terra]] - Sun 12, Sector 9, is hereby declared a [[batshit insane|Free Zone]]. | |||
*2. No [[anonymous|political interference]] in its affairs from any other part of the Sector or Galaxy will be tolerated. | |||
*3. No economic interference in its affairs will be tolerated from any non-planetary agency or power. | |||
*4. All of its inhabitants are hereby declared Free Zone Citizens and free of external political or economic interference. | |||
===Ron's Orgs=== | |||
In 1982, '''Captain Bill''' decided that [[Scientology]] was simply not hardcore enough for him and was straying too far from the pathetic, insane alien beliefs of its founder [[Scientology|L. Ron Hubbard]]. So '''Bill''' set out to find an organization which he could use to his benefit to believe in bat-shit insane alien theories and be religious at the same time. Having found that the [[Moonie|Moonies]] already existed and that some [[French]] turd had already started another UFO cult of his own, '''Captain Bill''' established The Free Zone, Ron's Organizations and Galactic Patrol. | |||
===The Free Zone=== | |||
According to Captain Bill, Earth was part of Sector-9 and was established so by the [[aliens|alien rulers of the universe]] as a "Free Zone" where interference would be prohibited in the development of the intellectual and spiritual development of mankind (and sometimes womankind). The group which '''Robertson''' founded was based on this [[batshit insane|theory]] and has continued to this day. Although today the modern Freezoners are less UFO fearing and more reverent of simply the human soul, many today still believe that [[Dianetics]] can cure death, illness and is the way to reveal [[bullshit|catastrophes]] which didn't happen (but might have ...) through auditing. | |||
==IRL Problems== | |||
===Suppressive Declaration(s)=== | |||
Shortly after leaving [[Scientology]] '''Captain Bill''' would be [[banhammered|declared]] by the Church of Scientology International as a [[marcab|suppressive person]] for attempting to pull members of the Church away from Marmoset brand "[[Nazi|standard]] [[AIDS|technology]]" to his [[aliens|squirrel brand of technology]]. This has been seen by many former and current members of Scientology as the only positive suppressive person declare ever issued. The Church would later follow-through by declaring all of [[Moonie|his friends]] too. In 1982 '''Captain Bill's''' [[terrorists|splinter-group]] itself would be [[pwnt|declared]] as well for being "some [[sick fuck|off-beat mockery]] of the [[Slavery|Sea Organization]] based on a distorted view of the whole-track". [[tl;dr|In short]], this meant that '''Bill''' was [[trolling|teaching]] something other than standard [[Bullshit|Hubbard Technology]]. | |||
===Death=== | |||
Captain Bill Robertson finally succumbed to the throat cancer which had plagued him for several years on December 15 1991 and nothing of value was lost. | |||
==Additional Resources of [[EPIC FAIL|Failure]]== | |||
===Gallery of [[EPIC FAIL]]=== | |||
<gallery> | |||
Image:Cbr.jpg|The '''ONLY''' known image of Captain Bill in his [[fursona|alter-ego]] "Wilma". | |||
Image:Cbr3.jpg|Captain Bill. | |||
Image:Cbr2.jpg|Ever the talented Artist, Bill explains to his [[Insane Clown Posse|band of retards]] how aliens are [[fucking|tampering]] with my airline peanuts. | |||
Image:Galactic-patrol.gif|'''THE ONLY''' worthwhile [[CP|SP]] declare ever fucking published by Scientology. | |||
Image:Lrh cbr.jpg|The '''ONE TIME''' he actually met [[Hubbard]] without telekinesis and he was dressed like a [[faggot]]. | |||
Image:Ufo04.jpg|Captain Bill draws up the intergalactic conspiracy and shows how universes are on-top of one and other (these fuckbags ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS..) | |||
Image:Ufo01.jpg|look Earth is hollow and there are [[Jews|Aliens]] inside it! (these fuckbags ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS.) | |||
</gallery> | |||
===External Links=== | |||
*[http://www.freezone.org/cbr/sector9/e_s9_toc.htm Secret Policies of Sector 9] | |||
*[http://www.freezoneearth.org/ Freezone Earth Foundation] | |||
*[http://www.fzaoint.net/ Freezone International (cause that's different than Earth)] | |||
*[http://www.ronsorg.com/ Ron's Organization] | |||
*[http://0-48.ru/ Free Zone resources] | |||
*[http://galac-patra.org/ Galactic Patrol Website] | |||
*[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3611594675896511090&q=CBR%3B+scientology&ei=2jFASNbNBIuY-gGcgc3bCA Robertson talking at OT convention] | |||
*[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4517051303808700897&q=CBR%3B+scientology&ei=2jFASNbNBIuY-gGcgc3bCA Crown Hotel Meeting 1983 - East Grinstead - Part 1] | |||
*[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=217175281890936299&q=CBR%3B+scientology&ei=2jFASNbNBIuY-gGcgc3bCA Crown Hotel Meeting 1983 - East Grinstead - Part 2] | |||
===See Also=== | |||
*[[Scientology]] | |||
*[[Hubbard]] | |||
*[[Enturbulation]] | |||
*[[David Miscavige]] | |||
*[[Cults]] | |||
*[[Aliens]] | |||
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[[Category:Chanology]] | |||
Latest revision as of 14:40, 22 August 2024
William Robertson (born Aaron Pfefferberg) or Captain Bill to those who loved him was a lifetime member of the Sea Organization of Scientology and until he left in 1982, one of the most influential people in the Cult of Scientology. During his career, Captain Bill would pioneer many many fascinating religious programs for the Cult of Scientology such as whether or not Aliens were coming to take over Teegeeack (Earth) through the use of Marcabian Invader Fleets. Due to his complete and utter fascination with "standard technology" Captain Bill was hastily removed from Scientology forcing him to start his own splinter groups to worship aliens.
William Robertson was born on the 2nd of December 1936 in Georgia, into a family of ultra - orthodox Hasidic Jews.
In later years, Bill Robertson would tell only his most LOYAL of followers that he was not just a normal Earthling but he was indeed a space alien named Astar Paramejgian. After word of his identity slipped, Robertson's claims became more and more insane - once he went so far as to mention he was one of three beings charged with ruling the universe. Captain Bill "LOLDONGS" Robertson has been divorced from several wives, who would later recount that Robertson was a hard drinking sex maniac who believed he was a lesbian and had a penchant for fucking himself with a corncob in front of mirrors while they watched aghast.
Alien Beliefs
Sector 9
In 1982, Robertson declared that the "Free Zone" would be established and his policy letter came out mostly as an infringement of the Monroe Doctrine written by James Monroe to the rest of the world at least 100 years earlier. However, being the diligent space alien creationist he was, this did not deter him from writing it or his followers from believing it.
- 1. The planet known as Teegeeack - local dialect "Earth" or Terra - Sun 12, Sector 9, is hereby declared a Free Zone.
- 2. No political interference in its affairs from any other part of the Sector or Galaxy will be tolerated.
- 3. No economic interference in its affairs will be tolerated from any non-planetary agency or power.
- 4. All of its inhabitants are hereby declared Free Zone Citizens and free of external political or economic interference.
Ron's Orgs
In 1982, Captain Bill decided that Scientology was simply not hardcore enough for him and was straying too far from the pathetic, insane alien beliefs of its founder L. Ron Hubbard. So Bill set out to find an organization which he could use to his benefit to believe in bat-shit insane alien theories and be religious at the same time. Having found that the Moonies already existed and that some French turd had already started another UFO cult of his own, Captain Bill established The Free Zone, Ron's Organizations and Galactic Patrol.
The Free Zone
According to Captain Bill, Earth was part of Sector-9 and was established so by the alien rulers of the universe as a "Free Zone" where interference would be prohibited in the development of the intellectual and spiritual development of mankind (and sometimes womankind). The group which Robertson founded was based on this theory and has continued to this day. Although today the modern Freezoners are less UFO fearing and more reverent of simply the human soul, many today still believe that Dianetics can cure death, illness and is the way to reveal catastrophes which didn't happen (but might have ...) through auditing.
IRL Problems
Suppressive Declaration(s)
Shortly after leaving Scientology Captain Bill would be declared by the Church of Scientology International as a suppressive person for attempting to pull members of the Church away from Marmoset brand "standard technology" to his squirrel brand of technology. This has been seen by many former and current members of Scientology as the only positive suppressive person declare ever issued. The Church would later follow-through by declaring all of his friends too. In 1982 Captain Bill's splinter-group itself would be declared as well for being "some off-beat mockery of the Sea Organization based on a distorted view of the whole-track". In short, this meant that Bill was teaching something other than standard Hubbard Technology.
Death
Captain Bill Robertson finally succumbed to the throat cancer which had plagued him for several years on December 15 1991 and nothing of value was lost.
Additional Resources of Failure
Gallery of EPIC FAIL
-
The ONLY known image of Captain Bill in his alter-ego "Wilma". -
Captain Bill. -
Ever the talented Artist, Bill explains to his band of retards how aliens are tampering with my airline peanuts. -
THE ONLY worthwhile SP declare ever fucking published by Scientology. -
-
Captain Bill draws up the intergalactic conspiracy and shows how universes are on-top of one and other (these fuckbags ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS..) -
look Earth is hollow and there are Aliens inside it! (these fuckbags ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS.)
External Links
- Secret Policies of Sector 9
- Freezone Earth Foundation
- Freezone International (cause that's different than Earth)
- Ron's Organization
- Free Zone resources
- Galactic Patrol Website
- Robertson talking at OT convention
- Crown Hotel Meeting 1983 - East Grinstead - Part 1
- Crown Hotel Meeting 1983 - East Grinstead - Part 2
