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{{Title|Kamala Harris}}
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[[File:KamalaHooker.jpg|thumb|250px|Cumala Whorris, future [[President]]  of the [[Jewnited States]], on her way to suck [[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu's]] dick.]]
[[File:Cackles.png|thumb|This could have been [[your]] next [[President]].]]


'''Kamala Devi Harris''', not to be confused with the late professional wrestler [[Kamala Harris|James "Kamala" Harris]], is a totally mid [[Politician|prostitute]] turned [[Democrat]] [[Prostitute|politician]] who is currently Vice President of the [[United States]] and running for [[President]] in the [[2024]] election in an attempt to defeat [[Donald Trump]]. A former prosecutor, Kamala is a massive [[hypocrite]] who says that people shouldn't be in [[prison]] for possessing [[weed]] despite the fact that she locked up thousands of mostly [[black]] [[California]]ns for marijuana possession. She is also known for laughing like a hyena and having a massive [[Cock|pseudo-penis]] like [[Michelle Obama]] and a hyena.
'''Kamala Devi Harris''', not to be confused with the late professional wrestler [[Kamala Harris|James "Kamala" Harris]], is a totally mid {{Age|1964|10|20}}-year-old [[Politician|prostitute]] turned [[Democrat]] [[Prostitute|politician]] who is notable for serving as the 49th [[Shit nobody cares about|Vice President]] of the [[United States]] and running for [[President]] in the [[2024]] election in a failed attempt to defeat [[Donald Trump]]. A former [[Lawyer|prosecutor]], Kamala is known for being a massive [[hypocrite]] who says that people shouldn't be in [[prison]] for having [[weed]] despite the fact that she locked up thousands of mostly [[black]] [[California]]ns for marijuana possession. She is also known for frequently [[Batshit crazy|laughing like a hyena]] and having a massive [[Cock|pseudo-penis]] like [[Michelle Obama]] or a hyena.


Harris has served as Vice President for almost 4 years under [[Joe Biden]], a senile old man that she's admitted she believes is a [[rapist]]. But hey, anything for power, [[amirite]]? When Kamala was 29, she began a relationship with Willie Brown, the [[married]] [[Old|60-year-old]] Mayor of [[San Francisco|San Franshitsco]]. Kamala would regularly suck Willie Brown's [[BBC|brown willy]] to [[OnlyFans|get ahead in life and gain new career opportunities]]. She later dated [[Jerry Springer|talk show]] host [[Montel Williams]]. In [[2014]], Kamala finally decided to stop [[thot]]ting around with geriatric black guys and married [[Lawyer]] and professional [[white]] guy, [[Shit nobody cares about|Doug Emhoff]].
Harris served as Vice President and so-called "''[[Illegal immigrant|Border Czar]]''" under [[Joe Biden]], a senile old man that she's admitted she believes is a [[rapist]] and a [[racist]]. But hey, anything for power, [[amirite]]? When Kamala was 29, she began a relationship with Willie Brown, the [[married]] [[Old|60-year-old]] Mayor of [[San Francisco|San Franshitsco]]. Kamala would regularly suck Willie Brown's [[BBC|brown willy]] to [[OnlyFans|get ahead in life and gain new career opportunities]]. She later dated [[Jerry Springer|talk show]] host [[Montel Williams]]. In [[2014]], Kamala finally decided to stop [[thot]]ting around with [[Old|geriatric]] [[NIGGERS|black guys]] and married [[lawyer]], professional [[Jew]], and noted domestic abuser [[Who?|Doug Emhoff]]{{jew}}.


Kamala Harris is regarded as a [[Celebrity|role model]] for [[13-year-old girl|little girls]] and serves as proof that [[blowjob|sucking the dick]] of a powerful man will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an [[obnoxious]], [[mentally retarded]] [[hypocrite]] and third-rate [[pussy]]. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with [[ADHD]], Harris actually has a chance of becoming [[President]] and getting her hands on the [[Nuke|nuclear launch codes]] – which should fucking terrify [[you]].
The majority of [[13-year-old girl|little girls]] with [[Abuse|emotionally abusive]] [[liberal]] [[mother]]s view Kamala Harris as a [[Celebrity|role model]] who serves as living proof that [[blowjob|sucking the dick]] of a powerful man in [[politics]] will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an [[obnoxious]], [[mentally retarded]] [[hypocrite]] with a third-rate [[pussy]]. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with [[ADHD]], Harris actually had a very real chance of becoming [[President]] and getting her hands on the [[Nuke|nuclear launch codes]] – Fortunately, if there's one thing Donald Trump has always been good at, it's [[Domestic violence|beating women]].


Luckily, as [[Hillary Clinton]] proved and [[ED|we]] all now know: If there's one thing Donald Trump is good at, it's [[Domestic violence|beating women]].
... [[2016 Presidential Election|in elections we mean]]... and perhaps also [[Facepunch|in the face]] if need be.


... [[2016 Presidential Election|in elections we mean]]... and perhaps also [[Facepunch|in the face]] if need be.
 
<center>"I'm just like you!!" - KamalAI analyzing the price distribution and consumer demographics of a gas station like an average American</center>
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== Whoring Your Way To The Top ==
== Whoring Your Way To The Top ==


[[File:KamalaSugarDaddy.png|thumb|Willie B. with "[[USI|high-end]]" call girl Kamala Harris.]]
[[File:HarrisBrown.jpg|thumb|Harris and Willie Brown on one of their "[[Fuck|dates]]".]]
[[File:HarrisBrown.jpg|thumb|Harris and Willie Brown on one of their "[[Fuck|dates]]".]]


In the early [[1990s]] 29-year-old Kamala Harris, who was at the time the deputy district attorney of Alameda County, began giving the ol' [[hawk tuah]] to [[San Francisco]] mayor '''Willie Lewis Brown Jr.''', a man who was twice her age at the time. In exchange for Kamala's dangerously toothy [[blowjobs]], Willie rewarded her by appointing her to several commissions to help advance her career.
In the early [[1990s]], 29-year-old Kamala Harris, who was at the time the deputy district attorney of Alameda County, began giving the ol' [[hawk tuah]] to [[San Francisco]] mayor '''Willie Lewis Brown Jr.''', a married man who was twice her age at the time. In exchange for Kamala's dangerously toothy [[blowjobs]], Willie rewarded her by appointing her to several commissions to help advance her career.
 
{{quote|Whether you agree or disagree with the system, I did the work.|Harris, justifying whoring herself out to Willie Brown.}}


{{quote|Yes, we dated. Yes, [[No shit|I may have influenced her career by appointing her to two state commissions]] when I was Assembly speaker.|Willie Brown, defending nepotism.}}


Despite Willie's blatant nepotism, Kamala decided to show what an ungrateful [[bitch]] she is by stating that she would still lock him up if he got caught jaywalking.
{{quote|Whether you agree or disagree with the system, I did the work. I brought a level of life knowledge and common sense to the jobs. I mean, if you were asked to be on a board that regulated medical care, would you say no?|Harris, defending whoring herself out to Willie Brown.}}


{{quote|Harris is the only one who, after I helped her, sent word that I would be indicted if I 'so much as jaywalked' while she was D.A. That's politics for ya.|Willie Brown, realizing he shouldn't stick his dick in crazy}}


Despite Willie's blatant nepotism, Kamala decided to show what an ungrateful [[bitch]] she is by stating that she would still lock him up if he got caught jaywalking. Presumably it was this sort of [[bitch]]ery by Kamala that led to the two eventually breaking up in 1995.


{{quote|Harris is the only one who, after I helped her, sent word that I would be indicted if I 'so much as jaywalked' while she was D.A. That's politics for ya.|Willie Brown, realizing he shouldn't have stuck his dick in crazy}}


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== 2020 Democrat Primaries ==
== 2020 Democrat Primaries ==


Kamala ended up getting bodied so hard by Tulsi Gabbard during the [[2020]] Democratic Primaries that she ended up immediately dropping out.
In [[2020]], Kamala Harris was one of [[at least 100]] [[Democrats]] who attempted to [[2020 Presidential Election|run for President]]. Unfortunately for her, she ended up getting bodied so hard by [[Hawaii]] congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard during the Democratic Primaries that she ended up immediately dropping out. You can watch this brutal [[pwning]] below in all its glory.




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== Cumdumpster in Chief ==
== Cumdumpster in Chief ==
[[File:BidenHarris2020.png|thumb|200px|Biden Harris 2020 campaign poster.]]
[[File:BenGarrisonHarrisBrap.jpg|thumb|Biden and Harris rig the 2020 election against Donald Trump.]]
After Harris got [[BTFO]] by Tulsi, former Vice President [[Joe Biden]] would go on to win the 2020 Democratic nomination despite being a [[pedophile]], a [[rapist]], a [[racist]] and a [[Alzheimers|dementia-ridden]] [[vegetable]]. Because Joe Biden is [[Sarcasm|so smart]], he decided that his Vice Presidential pick should be an [[African-American]] [[Cunt|woman]] of [[Fugly|sub-par sexual attractiveness]] in order to better appeal to the average [[Le 56% face|le 56% voter]]. But because Joe Biden is a [[racist]] and a [[retard]], he instead chose Kamala Harris as his VP despite the fact that neither [[Jamaican]]s nor [[Indians]] are from fucking [[Africa]].
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== The Whoreder Czar ==


[[File:SaboHarrisBiden.png|thumb|[[Biden]] and Harris on their way to stop [[COVID]].]]
[[File:SaboHarrisBiden.png|thumb|[[Biden]] and Harris on their way to stop [[COVID]].]]
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{{quote|WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE 20,000 “FUCK JOE BIDEN” FLAGS I ALREADY HAD PRINTED?!?|Rex Huppke, on losing his [[job]] because of [[Joe Biden]].}}


[[File:Harris2024.jpg|center|350px]]
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== See Also ==
== See Also ==
[[File:Furries Fur Harris.jpg|thumb|This endoresment single-handedly lost Harris the election. And yes, [[srsly|they really did draw her as a hyena]].]]


* [[2024 USA Presidential Elections]]
* [[Donald Trump]]
* [[Pajeet]]
* [[Kamala Harris]] - The real Kamala.
* [[Kamala Harris]] - The real Kamala.
* [[Hillary Clinton]] - The white version of her.
* [[Hillary Clinton]] - The [[Cracker|white]] version of her.
* [[Dianne Feinstein]] - Another skank who rose to power after her boss, a San Francisco homo groomer politician, was capped.
* [[Dianne Feinstein]] - Another skank who rose to power after her boss, a San Francisco homo groomer politician, was capped.
* [[Joe Biden]] - Her boss that she's called a racist and a rapist. Apparently neither of those things matter to her though.
* [[Barack Obama]] - Another gross foreigner who became POTUS despite being ineligible.
* [[Joe Biden]] - Her boss that she's called a racist and a rapist. Apparently neither of those things matter to her though, [[Truth|since she's a fucking dumbass]].
* [[Montel Williams]] - Her ex.
* [[Montel Williams]] - Her ex.
* [[Tim Walz]] - Her current fuckbuddy
* [[JD Vance]] - Her rival's fuckbuddy
* [[Dumbfuck]]
* [[Dumbfuck]]
* [[Butterface]]
* [[Butterface]]
* [[Hotard]]
* [[Hotard]]


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Cumala Whorris, future President of the Jewnited States, on her way to suck Benjamin Netanyahu's dick.
This could have been your next President.

Kamala Devi Harris, not to be confused with the late professional wrestler James "Kamala" Harris, is a totally mid 60-year-old prostitute turned Democrat politician who is notable for serving as the 49th Vice President of the United States and running for President in the 2024 election in a failed attempt to defeat Donald Trump. A former prosecutor, Kamala is known for being a massive hypocrite who says that people shouldn't be in prison for having weed despite the fact that she locked up thousands of mostly black Californians for marijuana possession. She is also known for frequently laughing like a hyena and having a massive pseudo-penis like Michelle Obama or a hyena.

Harris served as Vice President and so-called "Border Czar" under Joe Biden, a senile old man that she's admitted she believes is a rapist and a racist. But hey, anything for power, amirite? When Kamala was 29, she began a relationship with Willie Brown, the married 60-year-old Mayor of San Franshitsco. Kamala would regularly suck Willie Brown's brown willy to get ahead in life and gain new career opportunities. She later dated talk show host Montel Williams. In 2014, Kamala finally decided to stop thotting around with geriatric black guys and married lawyer, professional Jew, and noted domestic abuser Doug Emhoff.

The majority of little girls with emotionally abusive liberal mothers view Kamala Harris as a role model who serves as living proof that sucking the dick of a powerful man in politics will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an obnoxious, mentally retarded hypocrite with a third-rate pussy. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with ADHD, Harris actually had a very real chance of becoming President and getting her hands on the nuclear launch codes – Fortunately, if there's one thing Donald Trump has always been good at, it's beating women.

... in elections we mean... and perhaps also in the face if need be.


"I'm just like you!!" - KamalAI analyzing the price distribution and consumer demographics of a gas station like an average American


Whoring Your Way To The Top

Willie B. with "high-end" call girl Kamala Harris.
Harris and Willie Brown on one of their "dates".

In the early 1990s, 29-year-old Kamala Harris, who was at the time the deputy district attorney of Alameda County, began giving the ol' hawk tuah to San Francisco mayor Willie Lewis Brown Jr., a married man who was twice her age at the time. In exchange for Kamala's dangerously toothy blowjobs, Willie rewarded her by appointing her to several commissions to help advance her career.

   
 
Yes, we dated. Yes, I may have influenced her career by appointing her to two state commissions when I was Assembly speaker.
 

 
 

—Willie Brown, defending nepotism.

   
 
Whether you agree or disagree with the system, I did the work. I brought a level of life knowledge and common sense to the jobs. I mean, if you were asked to be on a board that regulated medical care, would you say no?
 

 
 

—Harris, defending whoring herself out to Willie Brown.


Despite Willie's blatant nepotism, Kamala decided to show what an ungrateful bitch she is by stating that she would still lock him up if he got caught jaywalking. Presumably it was this sort of bitchery by Kamala that led to the two eventually breaking up in 1995.

   
 
Harris is the only one who, after I helped her, sent word that I would be indicted if I 'so much as jaywalked' while she was D.A. That's politics for ya.
 

 
 

—Willie Brown, realizing he shouldn't have stuck his dick in crazy

2020 Democrat Primaries

In 2020, Kamala Harris was one of at least 100 Democrats who attempted to run for President. Unfortunately for her, she ended up getting bodied so hard by Hawaii congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard during the Democratic Primaries that she ended up immediately dropping out. You can watch this brutal pwning below in all its glory.


Cumdumpster in Chief

Biden Harris 2020 campaign poster.
Biden and Harris rig the 2020 election against Donald Trump.

After Harris got BTFO by Tulsi, former Vice President Joe Biden would go on to win the 2020 Democratic nomination despite being a pedophile, a rapist, a racist and a dementia-ridden vegetable. Because Joe Biden is so smart, he decided that his Vice Presidential pick should be an African-American woman of sub-par sexual attractiveness in order to better appeal to the average le 56% voter. But because Joe Biden is a racist and a retard, he instead chose Kamala Harris as his VP despite the fact that neither Jamaicans nor Indians are from fucking Africa.

The Whoreder Czar

Biden and Harris on their way to stop COVID.

Game Joever

On July 21, 2024, U.S. "President" Joe Biden abruptly ended his reelection bid after weeks of his fellow Democrats telling him to drop the fuck out. This was a result of both Biden's horrendous performance at the first presidential debate on June 27th, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump on July 13th and all of the polls for the past month making it abundantly clear that Joe about to be assraped by Donald Trump in November should he be the Democrats' nominee.

   
 
WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE 20,000 “FUCK JOE BIDEN” FLAGS I ALREADY HAD PRINTED?!?
 

 
 

—Rex Huppke, on losing his job because of Joe Biden.



See Also

This endoresment single-handedly lost Harris the election. And yes, they really did draw her as a hyena.
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AhmadinejadAkinAOCB.AllenG. AllenAngleAshburnBachmannBhuttoBin LadenH.BidenJ.BidenBlagojevichBlairBoehnerG.BrownS.BrownBunningJim TraficantDubya BushGeorge H. W. BushBurrByrdCainCameronChavezCheCheneyChomskyChretienChurchillClintonClinton IIChelsea Clinton Hillary Clinton CleggCohenColemanCorbynCowgerCraigCthulhuCunninghamCurtisD'AlemaDeanDelayDuterteDwyerEdwardsFaganFiorinaFoleyGerald FordRob FordGellerGillardGingrichGiulianiGonzalesGoreGrahamGravelGreeneGriffinHagueHansonHardingHarperHarrisHitlerHowardHuckabeeHusseinJacksonJamesJidetteJohnsonJohnson, BorisKennedyLaRoucheLBJLottKerryKindKissingerKucinichLewinskyLiebermanLimbaughLoughnerMajorMarceaux.comMarxMcBerryMcCainMcConnellMcHenryMcKinneyMercerMichael BloombergMooreMorocco MoleMussoliniNaderNixonObamaO'DonnellOsbornePainePaladinoPalinPaulPelosiPencePerryPinochetPrittPutinQuahQuayleRasanskyReaganRendellRiceRobertsonRomneyRoveRuddRumsfeldRyanSaakashviliSandersSantorumSchumerSchwarzeneggerSharptonCyril SmithJacqui SmithSpitzerStevensStranahanSupremeTaitzThatcherThompsonThorleyTPMMuckraker MoleTrudeauTrumpVanceVenturaVitterWalzWarsiWashingtonWaxmanWeinerWestWilliamsWilsonWolfowitzXXenophon

Parties: [No beer? Fuck that.Hell yeah, a party!]

America's Third PartyBlack BlocDramacratic PartyHard PartyLemon PartyLiberal Party of AustraliaNorth American DONG PartyOBAMACORNSocialist Workers PartyPirate PartyZapatistas

Tactics: [Rage Quit.How do I get elect?]

2013 US Government ShutdownBlaming ChinaCaptain Nigga DefendaCloward Piven StrategyCritical race theoryCuckservativesDemockeryDoomsday ClockG20 Toronto LollercaustLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLiberal guiltMacaca#NotMySuperbowlChampsOccupy DemocratsOperation LemonpartyRaped StatisticsThe ResistanceUpworthyWunderground

See also: 2012 Elections2016 Presidential Elections2020 Presidential Elections2024 USA Presidential ElectionsInternet PoliticsPizzaGatePolitical communitiesRoe v. Wade

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Outlets

ABCBBCBuzzfeedCBSCNNKotakuMSNBCNBCNPRPBSVICEWatchMojoThe Young Turks

Anchors and Contributors

Brian WilliamsCasey NeistatHillary ClintonJack ThompsonKeith OlbermannKurt EichenbaldLaura LoomerMundaneMattRachel MaddowRi Chun-heeSargon of Akkad

Allies

Amy SchumerAnita SarkeesianAntifaAtheistsBaby BoomersBernie SandersBlack Lives MatterBob ChipmanBrianna WuCarlos MazaComicsgateDan HarmonFacebookFat Acceptance MovementFedora tippersGamergateGeorge SorosHollywoodInstagramJim SterlingJohn OliverJoss WhedonJustin RoilandKathy GriffinKlaus SchwabKristen SchaalLena DunhamLeslie JonesLGBTLiberalsLindsay EllisMaddoxMadison RussoMark ZuckerbergMillennialsMuslimsPaul FeigPayPalQuinton ReviewsRebecca SugarSarah SilvermanScorching-whirlwindShia LaBeoufSocial Justice WarriorsSoy WarsStarbucksStephen ColbertSusan WojcickiTara StrongTrevor NoahTumblrTwitterWikipediaWil WheatonYouTubeZoe Quinn

Enemies

4chanAlex JonesAlt-rightThe Amazing World of GumballAngry Video Game NerdAnimeApuBanepostingBearingBen ShapiroBill O'ReillyBrittany VentiCall of DutyConservativesCount DankulaDanganronpaDiscordDJKeemstarDoki Doki Literature ClubDonald TrumpDoomDragon Ball ZEncyclopedia DramaticaFashwaveFortniteFox NewsFred PhelpsGab.aiGeneration ZGrand Theft AutoJohnny RebelJonTronKanye WestKiwi FarmsMilo YiannopoulosMister MetokurMoon ManMortal KombatMumkey JonesNPC WojakNo BullshitPaul Joseph WatsonPepe the FrogPewDiePiePokemonRazörfistResident EvilRichard SpencerRoseanne BarrSam HydeSouth ParkTheRalphRetortTrash DoveTucker CarlsonYouTube Poop

Stuff They Rely On

CensorshipCommunismGun Control#MeTooVideo game journalismWorld Economic ForumAcademiaWeed

Consequences

Donald TrumpMass shootingsTerrorismWar on TerrorWorld War III

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Personas

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People

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Parlance

Are You Serious?BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUDBix NoodBrraa pap pap papBOOYA!Dat AssDINDUNUFFINEbonicsENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK ITFirst World ProblemsFlea Market MontgomeryFuck The PoliceGeorge Bush doesn't care about black peopleHack is Wack!Happy NegroI Go Chop Your DollarImma Let You Finish IM PRESSIN CHARGESNiggers tongue my anusNot racistRead a BookScrub Me Mama With A Boogie BeatSittin On Tha ToiletSmell yo dickThanks ObamaThe BoondocksThese CuffsWHOOYou'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

Pastimes

365Black.com419 Nigerian Email ScamsBasketballBlackbirdBooty ShakingChikinsChimpoutConspiracy theoriesDogo Nahawa MassacreDolemiteFUBUGrand Theft Auto: San AndreasHypebeastJenkemKFC Double DownKool-AidLinux for NiggersNigga Know TechnologyPolice AbolitionPool's ClosedRacismRapRapeRiotsSoulja Boy Tellem ChatStreet takeoverSwagThe Black SentinelThe Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick and Niggercock)TwitterUbuntuVoodooVuvuzelaWatermelonzWill Smith slaps Chris RockWorldstar Hiphop

Past

BLACK FACE contempoLynchingNO NIGGERSSlavery (see also Nigger Manual)Vintage Black Americana

Present

ADOSAIDSAll The Niggers Are DeadBlack People Love Us!Chocolate RainComputer Science IIICulexorGay Nigger Association of AmericaISWAPKwanzaaNAACPP.A. PalaceSheeeitThere are no niggers on the InternetUnemployment ♠ and Welfare

Enemies

A. Wyatt MannAznBuck BreakersCopsChimpmaniaDon ImusDylann Storm RoofEbola virusEmploymentEpic Beard ManGraykatIlluminatiJames WatsonJohnny RebelJustine SaccoKu Klux KlanKramerMoonmanPayton GendronPopobawaPermit PattyRacismRay TensingRyan PalmeterShitskin PlantationSpicsStormfrontThe BLM KillerTotal Nigger DeathWWhite people

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