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'''Laaiti Richard Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}} is a {{age|2005|5|16}}-year-old [[schizophrenic]] [[inbred|Jewish-South African-Swedish]] [[retard]] who after experiencing [[drugs|hallucinations]], quickly became a [[murder]] obssessed-[[nerd]] and set out for the [[High Score]] when he “attacked” his [[school]] [[London|East London style]] with a [[knife]]. It is generally agreed upon that the reasoning behind this was that he was [[insane]] but he possibly may have performed his mission in the name of saving the [[White Devils|white race]] and glorious [[Europe]] since he was known to spread [[propaganda|reliable and truthful content]] online. Sadly, knives can't mow down every immigrant on [[Earth]] meaning he only injured 2 people before being [[v&|arrested]].


'''Laaiti Richard Ekenstéen'''{{Jew}} is a 16-year old [[schizo]] [[inbred|Jewish-South African-Swedish]] [[retard]] from who after experiencing [[drugs|hallucinations]], quickly became a mass murder obssessed-nerd and set out for the [[High Score]] when he “attacked” his school [[London|East London style]], possibly in the name of saving the [[White|white race]] and [[Europe|glorious Evropa]] since he was known to spread [[propaganda|reliable and truthful content]] online. Sadly, knives can't mow down every immigrant on Earth meaning the jewfag only injured 2 people before getting [[v&]].
He was friends with another [[Sweden|Swedistani]] who also “attacked” his school, [[Hugo Jackson]], who injured 1 teacher, attempted to [[an hero|suicide]] by cop but got arrested instead. Hugo was infact a [[spic]] but pretended to be white online after getting radicalized by his schizo friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on [[Internet|the web]] who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason.  
 
He was friends with another Swedistani who also attacked his school, [[Hugo Jackson]], who injured 1 teacher, attempted to [[an hero]] by suicide by cop but got v& instead. Hugo was infact a [[spic]] but larped as white online after getting radicalized by his Jewfag friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the [[Internet|webz]] who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason.  


== Background ==
== Background ==
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[[File:LaaitiFam.jpeg|thumb|Laaiti in a family photo, where did it all go wrong?]]
[[File:LaaitiFam.jpeg|thumb|Laaiti in a family photo, where did it all go wrong?]]


We don't why THE LAAITI became the way he was, probably because he got tired of the migrant kids in his class cucking him in [[Counter-Strike]] and after reading [[Brenton Tarrant|The Daily Tarrant]], experiencing hallucinations and [[Kip Kinkel|DAMNING those voices in his head]], knew he had to share his message of by making and spreading right-wing propaganda and [[Brenton Tarrant]] edits on Discord servers.
We don't know why Laaiti became the way he was, a likely theory is that he got tired of the [[immigrants]] in his class cucking him in [[Counter-Strike]] and after reading [[Brenton Tarrant|The Daily Tarrant]], experiencing hallucinations and [[Kip Kinkel|DAMNING those voices in his head]], knew he had to spread his message of frustration by creating and sharing [[right-wing]] [[propaganda]] on [[Discord]].


A few years before this, he met a certain [[Hugo Jackson]] on the video game [[ROBLOX]], he was a spic who was also from Sweden. The two became friends likely due to a [[homosexual]] connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized him to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. Unlike other Tarrant inspired cucks, Hugo succesfully livestreamed it and played music during the whole thing but his audience of fucking nobody was likely dissapointed as he only injured 1 [white] teacher before getting v& while playing Don't Stop Me Now. lol
A few years before this, he met a certain [[Hugo Jackson]] on [[ROBLOX]], a spic of equally low [[intelligence]] who also lived in Sweden. The two became friends likely due to a [[homosexual]] connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized him to the point where Hugo decided he had to save Europe and the white race by [[what|stabbing a white teacher at his school]]. Hugo succesfully livestreamed the “attack” and played music during the whole thing but his audience of 0 was likely dissapointed as he didn’t even finish the teacher off before getting arrested while playing ''Don't Stop Me Now'' by Queen.


Hugo's shitty attack likely motivated Laaiti to take the final step, [[Brenton Tarrant|stop shitposting and make real life effort]] better than Hugo's ever could have been. The only difference is that instead of the motive being Nazi larping, it is being [[autism|batshit insane in the membrane]].
Hugo's poor attempt likely motivated Laaiti to take the final step, [[Brenton Tarrant|stop shitposting and make real life effort]] better than Hugo's ever could have been. The only difference is that instead of the motivations being [[Poseur]] [[Nazism]], it is being [[autism|batshit insane in the membrane]].


== Stabbing ==
== Stabbing ==


[[File:LaaitiCCTVtrueuncensored.jpeg|thumb|Our Jewish warrior, wandering the school after failing to kill 2 idiots]]
[[File:LaaitiCCTVtrueuncensored.jpeg|thumb|Our Jewish warrior, wandering the school with his head ascended in shame after failing to [[kill]] 2 idiots]]
 
On the 10th of January, [[2022]], our [[Loser|Jewish warrior]] entered his school dressed in all black clothing, carrying 4 knives whilst blasting ''Don't Stop Me Now'' by Queen on a bluetooth speaker attached to his belt. He sat down in class when his teacher likely verbally-raped him about being late. He responded "What in the devil?" and stabbed the teacher like the [[Crusaders|korsfarare]] he was obssessed with.


On the 10th of January, [[2022]], our [[Loser|Jewish warrior]] entered his school dressed in all black clothing, carrying 4 knives whilst blasting Don't Stop Me Now by Queen on a bluetooth speaker attached to his belt. He sat down in class when his teacher probably verbally raped him about being late or some shit like that. Laaiti responded "What in the devil?" and stabbed the teacher like the [[Crusaders|korsfarare]] he was obssessed with. He then went up to a student and tried to stab him but missed everytime probably because his long fucking hair was in his eyes. The student along with others ran to an emergency exit, The Laaiti stabbed into the mass of retards and actually injured the student he tried to stab just before ([[Coincidence]]?) whilst also stabbing himself in the pinky in the process. The retard then realized that he couldn't make anymore of an "effort" and said "Dang nabbit!", stabbed his knivar into a desk, called the polis saying he was a friend of [[Hugo Jackson]] and sat patiently to soon get v& by Sverige's top finest with only 2 injured. But hey, at least he beat Hugo's score, lol.
He proceeded towards a student and tried to stab him but missed everytime probably because his long-ass hair was covering his eyes. The student along with others ran to an emergency exit, The Laaiti stabbed into the mass and stabbed the aforementioned student whilst also [[stupidity|stabbing himself in the pinky in the process]]. He then realized that he couldn't make anymore of an attempt and said "Dagnabbit!", stabbed his knivar into a desk, called the [[cops|polis]] sat patiently to soon be arrested by Sverige's top finest. At least he beat Hugo's score.


== Loadout ==
== Loadout ==


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*Had to call the polis himself. '''Undetectable to police helicopters'''
*Had to call the cops himself.<br>'''Undetectable to police helicopters.'''
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*'''Spell''': Nazi
*'''Spell''': Nazi
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|*'''Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans <s>and Jews</s>.'''
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*Exposure to online propaganda.<br>'''Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans <s>and Jews</s>.'''
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*'''Double damage against Arabs, Americans, and Germans.'''
*Double damage against Arabs, Americans, and Germans.
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== Graded Score ==
== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|0| |2| NO DEAD, ONLY 2 IDIOTS INJURIEZED. |5|Blasted musik during, kinda cool drip|0|Nobody cared|1|Managed to surpass Hugo|12|F----|Absolute fail}}
{{GradedScore|0|Nobody killed, only 2 idiots injured.|2|Stabbed into a mass but only hit one person.|5|Blasted music during the incident.|0|Nobody cared.|1|Managed to surpass Hugo.|8|F----|Absolute fail}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:PolisSverige.png|100px]]|Polis}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|2|[[File:PolisSverige.png|100px]]|Polisstyrka}}


== Aftermathen ==
== Aftermathen ==


After the attacken, his [[CIA|buddies]] in his Telegram groups were delighted. But because he didn't catch any frags, are jewsader was only mentioned in 2 news articles before being <s>forgotten forever, even in Sweden.</s> HANG ON!!11!, this nigga for some reason has a billion people editing his Wikipedia article every millisecond and there is a small community of people on the interwebz that are obsessed with the jew and his spic friend.  
After the attacken, his [[CIA|buddies]] in his Discord servers were delighted. But because he didn't catch any frags, are Jewsader was only mentioned in 2 news articles before being <s>forgotten forever, even in Sweden.</s> HANG ON!!11!, this nigga for some reason has a billion people editing his Wikipedia article every millisecond, not to mention him and Hugo have hundreds of [[fangirls]] in the true [[crime]] scene of [[Tumblr]] and [[TikTok]]. Perhap
 
As of now, the Laaiti is apparently normal in the head now and isn’t a schizophrenic nutcase off-his-rocking chair in the mind. Since Swedish [[prison|jail]]-kiddos are allowed to use the internet whilst serving their sentence, our boy is amongst the normies and uploading music videos. Yeah, he uploads himself playing guitar on his [[JewTube]]. Also, after his lulzfest, he uploaded notable content like [[Forced Meme|memes]], gameplays (NOT ATTACK FOOTAGES [[FGT]]) and stolen content. He apparently also gets messages from obsessives on his [[Discord]] too.


As of now, the Laait is apparently normal in the head now and isn’t a schizophrenic nutcase fucking off his rocking chair in the mind. Since Swedish jail-kiddos are allowed to use the internet whilst serving their sentence, our boy is amongst the normies and uploading music videos...? Yea, he uploads himself playing guitar on his [[JewTube]]. Also, after his lulzfest, he uploaded notable content like [[Forced Meme|memes]], gameplays (NOT ATTACK FOOTAGES [[FGT]]), and clips. He apparently gets messages from obsessed fags constantly on his [[Discord]] too.
He was determined to have [[autism]], [[ADHD]], ODD and was entenced to 3 and a half years in juvie for attempted murder and will have to pay 40,000 Swedish [[money|krona]] that he dosen't have to the 2 "victims". So what can we take from this? [[Do it faggot|Don't try and get the High Score]] because chances are you're going to end up like this guy due to [[you]] being retarded. Leave it to the [[High_Score#Single_Player|the big kids]] to save Europe.


The nigga has [[autism]], [[ADHD]] and Oppositional defiant disorder and was entenced to 3 and a half years in juvie for attempted murder and will have to pay 40,000 Swedish krona that he dosen't have to the "victims". So what can we take from this? [[Do it faggot|Don't try and get the High Score]] because chances are you're going to end up like this dood due to [[you]] being retarded. Leave it to the [[High_Score#Single_Player|the big kids]] to save Europe.
== Videos ==


=== Spanish Wikipedia fucks up ===
{{notice|3 out of 4 of these are entirely in [[Moonspeak|Swedish]] so unless you can understand what seems to be gibberish or you are merely interested, these will have no worth to you.}}


On August 2, 2022, on the [https://es.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Anexo:Ataques_perpetrados_en_centros_educativos Spanish Wikipedia page of school attacks], an anonymous editor made a [[Fail|mistake]] and instead of putting Kristianstad, Sweden, she put Kristiansund, Norway. Many people didn't know if it was in Norway or Sweden. Finally, in mid-August or September 2023, someone (probably ED's own [[User:ForcedMeme|ForcedMeme]] LOL)  corrected it so that there were no more undecided people.
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== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|His first mugshot, after being v&
File:Laaiti Ekenstéen.jpg|His first mugshot, after being v&
File:LaaitiCCTVtrueuncensored.jpeg|Laaiti during his failfest
File:LaaitiCCTVtrueuncensored.jpeg|Laaiti during his failfest
File:LaaitiMugshotMaskOn.jpeg|Mask on, mask off is image in infobox
File:LaaitiMugshotMaskOn.jpeg|
File:LaaitiSchool.jpg| Laaiti's latest mugshot, notice how he gained weight in juvie
File:LaaitiSchool.jpg|Laaiti's latest mugshot, notice how he [[fat|gained weight]] in juvie
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File:Laaitibaghands.jpg|Laaiti after getting baghanded  
File:Laaitibaghands.jpg|Laaiti after getting baghanded  
File:LaaitiHandz.jpg|Why [[Swedish|Sverige]] police took this photo? You can see where he stabbed his pinky lul
File:LaaitiHandz.jpg|Why Svenska police took this photo? You can see where he stabbed his pinky
File:LaaitiKnives.jpg|Le knivar
File:LaaitiKnives.jpg|Le knivar
File:LaaitiGaming.jpg|gaming
File:LaaitiGaming.jpg|[[Gaming]]
File:LaaitiConfederateFlag.jpeg|This retard is half jewish
File:LaaitiConfederateFlag.jpeg|This retard is half Jewish by the way
File:LaaitiMask.png |Selfie
File:LaaitiMask.png |Selfie
File:LaaitiMorning.png |Morning selfie
File:LaaitiMorning.png |Another selfie
File:Laaitifag.png|This nigga took alot of selfies
File:Laaitifag.png|He took alot of selfies
File:Laaitidafag2.jpg|On da bus home
File:Laaitidafag2.jpg|A selfie on the bus home
File:Laaiti9000thselfie.jpg|If Laaiti reads this, say to him to stop doing selfies every 10 seconds.
File:Laaiti9000thselfie.jpg|Tell him to stop doing selfies every 10 seconds
File:Laaitiphase.jpg|Laaiti on a [[emo|phase]].
File:Laaitiphase.jpg|Laaiti during a [[emo|phase]]
File:LaaitilokinasPatmanidis.jpg|IS HE BALD OR NA? LUULZ
File:LaaitilokinasPatmanidis.jpg|[[Bald]]
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File:LaaitiMeme.jpg|[[True|Unfunny]] meme
File:LaaitiMeme.jpg|[[True|Unfunny]] meme
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File:RIPLaaitiLOL.jpg|If he an heroed, his grave will look like this. (All in [[Swedish|sverige tölk]].
File:LaaitiGilben.jpeg ‎|New [[Clarence]] episode: Gilben's Laaitification.
File:LaaitiGilben.jpeg ‎|New Clarence episode: Gilben's laaitification.
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==See also==
==See also==


* [[Anders Breivik]] - A better example of what wider Scandinavia (and Jews) has to offer.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Brenton Tarrant]]
*[[Hugo Jackson]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Knife]]
*[[Schizophrenia]]


* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - A better example of what Sweden has to offer.
== External links ==


* [[Autism]]
* [[Baruch Goldstein]] - A better example of what Jews have to offer.
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero.
* [[William Atchison|Couch Cuck]] - We thought it was impossible but Laaiti made him look successful.
* [[Hugo Jackson]] - Spic IRL friend of Laaiti, injured 1 at his school.
* [[Jews]]
* [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian Power
== External links ==
*{{Wikilink|Kristianstad_school_stabbing|Wikipedia article}}
*{{Wikilink|Kristianstad_school_stabbing|Wikipedia article}}
*{{Yt|@|Schitzor|[[JewTube]] channel, his content got worse in prison. }}
*{{Yt|@|Schitzor|[[JewTube]] channel, his content got worse in prison. }}
*[https://www.flashback.org/t3384424 Swedish Forum Discussing The Attack]


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Latest revision as of 15:35, 22 August 2024

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

WARNING:

With Jews, you lose!


Laaiti Ekenstéen
Born May 16, 2005 (19 years old)
Nationality: Half Breed Swede    
Highscore Injured 2
Top 50? FUCK NO LOL
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero? No, v&
Motive Schizophrenia

Laaiti Richard Ekenstéen✡ is a 19-year-old schizophrenic Jewish-South African-Swedish retard who after experiencing hallucinations, quickly became a murder obssessed-nerd and set out for the High Score when he “attacked” his school East London style with a knife. It is generally agreed upon that the reasoning behind this was that he was insane but he possibly may have performed his mission in the name of saving the white race and glorious Europe since he was known to spread reliable and truthful content online. Sadly, knives can't mow down every immigrant on Earth meaning he only injured 2 people before being arrested.

He was friends with another Swedistani who also “attacked” his school, Hugo Jackson, who injured 1 teacher, attempted to suicide by cop but got arrested instead. Hugo was infact a spic but pretended to be white online after getting radicalized by his schizo friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the web who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason.

Background

Laaiti in a family photo, where did it all go wrong?

We don't know why Laaiti became the way he was, a likely theory is that he got tired of the immigrants in his class cucking him in Counter-Strike and after reading The Daily Tarrant, experiencing hallucinations and DAMNING those voices in his head, knew he had to spread his message of frustration by creating and sharing right-wing propaganda on Discord.

A few years before this, he met a certain Hugo Jackson on ROBLOX, a spic of equally low intelligence who also lived in Sweden. The two became friends likely due to a homosexual connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized him to the point where Hugo decided he had to save Europe and the white race by stabbing a white teacher at his school. Hugo succesfully livestreamed the “attack” and played music during the whole thing but his audience of 0 was likely dissapointed as he didn’t even finish the teacher off before getting arrested while playing Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

Hugo's poor attempt likely motivated Laaiti to take the final step, stop shitposting and make real life effort better than Hugo's ever could have been. The only difference is that instead of the motivations being Poseur Nazism, it is being batshit insane in the membrane.

Stabbing

Our Jewish warrior, wandering the school with his head ascended in shame after failing to kill 2 idiots

On the 10th of January, 2022, our Jewish warrior entered his school dressed in all black clothing, carrying 4 knives whilst blasting Don't Stop Me Now by Queen on a bluetooth speaker attached to his belt. He sat down in class when his teacher likely verbally-raped him about being late. He responded "What in the devil?" and stabbed the teacher like the korsfarare he was obssessed with.

He proceeded towards a student and tried to stab him but missed everytime probably because his long-ass hair was covering his eyes. The student along with others ran to an emergency exit, The Laaiti stabbed into the mass and stabbed the aforementioned student whilst also stabbing himself in the pinky in the process. He then realized that he couldn't make anymore of an attempt and said "Dagnabbit!", stabbed his knivar into a desk, called the polis sat patiently to soon be arrested by Sverige's top finest. At least he beat Hugo's score.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Knife
  • Armed with 4 but only 1 used.
    Does 10-15 damage.
  • Perk: Ghost Pro
  • Had to call the cops himself.
    Undetectable to police helicopters.
  • Spell: Nazi
  • Exposure to online propaganda.
    Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
  • Spell 2: Jew
  • Double damage against Arabs, Americans, and Germans.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Nobody killed, only 2 idiots injured.
Accuracy: 2/20 Stabbed into a mass but only hit one person.
Style: 5/20 Blasted music during the incident.
Butthurt: 0/20 Nobody cared.
Bonus: 1/20 Managed to surpass Hugo.
Total Score: 8/100 (F----)
Absolute fail
See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

___________________


Polisstyrka


Aftermathen

After the attacken, his buddies in his Discord servers were delighted. But because he didn't catch any frags, are Jewsader was only mentioned in 2 news articles before being forgotten forever, even in Sweden. HANG ON!!11!, this nigga for some reason has a billion people editing his Wikipedia article every millisecond, not to mention him and Hugo have hundreds of fangirls in the true crime scene of Tumblr and TikTok. Perhap

As of now, the Laaiti is apparently normal in the head now and isn’t a schizophrenic nutcase off-his-rocking chair in the mind. Since Swedish jail-kiddos are allowed to use the internet whilst serving their sentence, our boy is amongst the normies and uploading music videos. Yeah, he uploads himself playing guitar on his JewTube. Also, after his lulzfest, he uploaded notable content like memes, gameplays (NOT ATTACK FOOTAGES FGT) and stolen content. He apparently also gets messages from obsessives on his Discord too.

He was determined to have autism, ADHD, ODD and was entenced to 3 and a half years in juvie for attempted murder and will have to pay 40,000 Swedish krona that he dosen't have to the 2 "victims". So what can we take from this? Don't try and get the High Score because chances are you're going to end up like this guy due to you being retarded. Leave it to the the big kids to save Europe.

Videos

3 out of 4 of these are entirely in Swedish so unless you can understand what seems to be gibberish or you are merely interested, these will have no worth to you.



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Edit made by a true crime idiot

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Gallery

  • His first mugshot, after being v&
    His first mugshot, after being v&
  • Laaiti during his failfest
    Laaiti during his failfest
  • Laaiti's latest mugshot, notice how he gained weight in juvie
    Laaiti's latest mugshot, notice how he gained weight in juvie
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  • Laaiti after getting baghanded
    Laaiti after getting baghanded
  • Why Svenska police took this photo? You can see where he stabbed his pinky
    Why Svenska police took this photo? You can see where he stabbed his pinky
  • Le knivar
    Le knivar
  • Gaming
    Gaming
  • This retard is half Jewish by the way
    This retard is half Jewish by the way
  • Selfie
    Selfie
  • Another selfie
    Another selfie
  • He took alot of selfies
    He took alot of selfies
  • A selfie on the bus home
    A selfie on the bus home
  • Tell him to stop doing selfies every 10 seconds
    Tell him to stop doing selfies every 10 seconds
  • Laaiti during a phase
    Laaiti during a phase
  • Bald
    Bald
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See also

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See also:

Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck


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