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[[Image:Gayalone.JPG|thumb|right| | [[Image:Gayalone.JPG|thumb|right|[[Feminists]] are practitioners of dying alone.]] | ||
[[Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|thumb|Much like his eyebrows, this [[azn|Azn]] will die alone.]] | [[Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|thumb|Much like his eyebrows, this [[azn|Azn]] will die alone.]] | ||
[[Image:allmyfriendsaredead.jpg|thumb|<del>This is [[you]]</del> Like you would have friends.]] | [[Image:allmyfriendsaredead.jpg|thumb|<del>This is [[you]]</del> Like you would have friends.]] | ||
The journey of '''dying alone''' is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of [[Buddhism]]. One must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you (if there ever was [[family|anyone]]). The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of [[aspie| | The journey of '''dying alone''' is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of [[Buddhism]]. One must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you (if there ever was [[family|anyone]]). The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of [[aspie|Assburger's]] or [[Antisocial Personality Disorder]] (sociopath). Dying alone is an endeavor which takes a lifetime of [[drugs|dedication]]. | ||
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[[Image:wealldiealone01.jpg|thumb|OSHA-required warning sign reveals ugly truth.]] | [[Image:wealldiealone01.jpg|thumb|OSHA-required warning sign reveals ugly truth.]] | ||
*You | === [[IRL|In real life]] === | ||
* | *You "identify" as one or more of | ||
**a [[gamer]] | |||
**a "[[Bloggers|blogger]]" | |||
**a [[Feminism|feminist]] ([https://archive.is/0ooHg dying among a disgusting horde of pet cats still counts as "dying alone"]) | |||
**a "[[nu-male|male feminist]]" | |||
**a "[[Social Justice Warrior]]" | |||
**[[Fat|fat/chubby/curvy/"healthy"/etc.]] | |||
**a "[[virgin|MGTOW]]" | |||
**a "[[Incel]]" | |||
*You [[hate]] your family and they [[nigger|don't understand why]]. | *You [[hate]] your family and they [[nigger|don't understand why]]. | ||
*<s>You [[hate]] all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to [[rape|"like"]] you.</s> [[lol]] like [[you]]'ve ever had one. | *<s>You [[hate]] all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to [[rape|"like"]] you.</s> [[lol]] like [[you]]'ve ever had one. | ||
*You [[hate|have no relationship with]] your neighbors.([http://theync.com/media.php?name=14419-deranged-girl-kills-herself-in-bathtub....found-days-later-decaying who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh]). | *You [[hate|have no relationship with]] your neighbors.([http://theync.com/media.php?name=14419-deranged-girl-kills-herself-in-bathtub....found-days-later-decaying who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh]). | ||
*You [[Bill Hicks|despise humanity]] and prefer the company of [[you|yourself]], [[cat|cats]] and [[IRC|'people']] you have never met and probably never will. | *You [[Bill Hicks|despise humanity]] and prefer the company of [[you|yourself]], [[cat|cats]] and [[IRC|'people']] you have never met and probably never will. | ||
*[[unemployed|You don't have a job.]] | *[[unemployed|You don't have a job.]] | ||
*You maxed out all your credit cards on | : Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from [[McDonald's]]). When/if you wear pants, they're jizz and urine-stained [[Steve Irwin|khakis]]. You're the all-singing ([[WHEN I WAS]]), all-dancing ([[DDR]]) [[crap]] of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the [[IRL|status quo]]. | ||
*You're 300lbs | *You maxed out all your credit cards on [[pr0n]], [[Farmville|Farmville coins]] , [[Runescape]], [[McDonalds]], or [[KFC]]. | ||
*The high point of every day is [[fap|fapping]]. | |||
*Your [[Vagina|pu55y]] or [[Penis|p3n15]] has been rubbed raw from fapping or schlicking. | |||
*You're [[Fat|300lbs]] and waiting for your Edward Cullen. | |||
===On the internet=== | |||
*You seed just to interact with someone. | *You seed just to interact with someone. | ||
*Google doesn't even keep a marketing profile on you. | *Google doesn't even keep a marketing profile on you. | ||
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*You send the RIAA your IP logs, and hope they call. | *You send the RIAA your IP logs, and hope they call. | ||
*You post banned content on sites, just so a mod has to look at it to delete it. | *You post banned content on sites, just so a mod has to look at it to delete it. | ||
*You write about yourself on Encyclopedia Dramatica and no one can tell you aren't joking | *You write about yourself on Encyclopedia Dramatica and no one can tell you aren't joking. | ||
*You correct a spelling error in a checklist about you | *You correct a spelling error in a checklist about you. | ||
==Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us== | ==Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us== | ||
[[Image:Fleshlight.jpg|thumb|300px|Owning one of [[fleshlight|these]] guarantees that you will be dying happily alone. ]] | [[Image:Fleshlight motivation.jpg|thumb|300px|Owning one of [[fleshlight|these]] guarantees that you will be dying happily alone. ]] | ||
[[Image:PinkButt.jpg|thumb|right|Owning one of [[ | [[Image:PinkButt.jpg|thumb|right|Owning one of [[faggot|these]] guarantees that you're gay, and will be dying alone.]] | ||
[[File:Doglight.jpg|thumb|Owning one of these guarantees you're a [[dracoguard|demented]] [[Cory Williamson|dogfucker]] and will be dying alone.]] | [[File:Doglight.jpg|thumb|Owning one of these guarantees you're a [[dracoguard|demented]] [[Cory Williamson|dogfucker]] and will be dying alone.]] | ||
*<s>[[Chris Benoit]]</s> [[an hero#An Hero version 2.0|took family with him]] | |||
*<s>[[Donnie Darko]]</s> [[FAGGOT]] | |||
*<s>Amelia Earnhardt</s> Took her navigator Fred Noonan with her | |||
*Edgar Allen Poe | *Edgar Allen Poe | ||
*[[ | *Pretty much everyone who went for the [[High Score]]. | ||
* | *[[Amy Winehouse]] | ||
*[[Anna Nicole Smith]] | *[[Anna Nicole Smith]] | ||
*[[Best Korea|Kim Jong Il]] | *[[Best Korea|Kim Jong Il]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Candyjunkie]] | ||
*[[GG Allin]] | |||
*[[David Bowie|Ziggy Stardust]] | *[[David Bowie|Ziggy Stardust]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Elvis Presley]] | ||
*[[ | *[[H.P. Lovecraft]] | ||
*[[Heath Ledger]] | |||
*[[Eddsworld|Edd Gould]] | |||
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]] | |||
*[[Hippy|Jim Morrison]] | *[[Hippy|Jim Morrison]] | ||
*[[Hunter S. Thompson]] | *[[Hunter S. Thompson]] | ||
*[[Jade Goody]] | *[[Jade Goody]] | ||
*[[Kurt Cobain]] | |||
*[[Paul Walker]] | |||
*[[Lesbian|Emily Dickinson]] | |||
*[[Lilo]] | |||
*[[The Choking Game|Robin Williams]] | |||
*[[Megan_Meier|Megan Meier]] | |||
*[[Michael Jackson|Wacko Jacko]] | |||
*[[Mitchell Henderson]] | |||
*[[Ripper]] | |||
*[[Anal Cunt|Seth Putnam]] | |||
*[[Whore|Sylvia Plath]] and her [[Unrealistic expectations|Extremely Talented]] husband Ted Hughes | |||
*[[halo|Noble Six]] | |||
*[[jloveb]] | *[[jloveb]] | ||
*[[ | *[[science|Nikola Tesla]] | ||
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless Cristopher McCandless] | *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless Cristopher McCandless] | ||
*[[Verne Troyer]] | |||
*[[William Atchison]] | |||
==People with the Noble Aspiration of Dying Alone== | ==People with the Noble Aspiration of Dying Alone== | ||
[[Image:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg|thumb|[[BAWWWWW]],I have no friends, noone is at my party and Im dying alone. [[rofl]][[pwnd]]]] | [[Image:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg|thumb|[[BAWWWWW]],I have no friends, noone is at my party and Im dying alone. [[rofl]][[pwnd]]]] | ||
* Avid [[The Sims|Sims]] players | |||
*Every member of the [[Psion Guild]] | |||
*[[Azure-Neon]] | *[[Azure-Neon]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Bureaucratic_Fucks#Bbb23|Bbb23]] | ||
*[[ | *[[BLARGH]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Chris Crocker]] | ||
*[[Clayranger89]] | *[[Clayranger89]] | ||
*[[ | *[[David Hockey]] | ||
*[[DaxFlame]] | *[[DaxFlame]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Dorian Thorn]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Dynacatlovesme]] | ||
*[[Epic fat guy]] | *[[Epic fat guy]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Irish282]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Joe Crusher Pickles]] | ||
*[[JohnOfE]] | *[[JohnOfE]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Ket]] | ||
*[[Kevin Havens]] | |||
*[[Logan sperman]] | *[[Logan sperman]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Love Shy|Love-Shys]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Lowtax]] | ||
*[[Mariotehplumber]] | *[[Mariotehplumber]] | ||
* | *[[Nadine Schweigert]]- She wants to die alone so badly that she [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|MARRIED HERSELF]]. | ||
*[[Nesshelper]] | *[[Nesshelper]] | ||
*[[ | *[[03bgood]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Phil Fish]] | ||
*[[Pit_Viper]] | *[[Pit_Viper]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Pratt]] | ||
* | *[[Ray_Gordon]] | ||
* | *[[Realmrsoptimusprime]] | ||
*[[Sailormoonred1]] | |||
*[[Shane Lee]] | |||
*[[Sniff Heinkel]] | |||
*[[Sonmanic]] | |||
*[[Successful Troll]] | |||
*[[Tanner Weed|Tanner Weed]] | |||
*[[Teamfarce]] | |||
*[[Timothy McVeigh]] | |||
*[[Updownmostly]] | |||
*[[User:Eppigy|eppigy]] | |||
*[[User:NeoLobster|NeoLobster]] | |||
*[[User:Theburk|BURK]] | |||
*[[Vegan#SPECIAL_MENTION:__Camille_Marino|Camille Marino]] | |||
*[[VenomFangX]] | *[[VenomFangX]] | ||
*[[Veteran]]s | *[[Veteran]]s | ||
*[[ | *[[Your Mom]] | ||
*[[nullcherri]] | |||
*[[user:Drunkenlazybastard|DLB]] | |||
*http://www.youtube.com/user/teamfarce DO NOT WANT | *http://www.youtube.com/user/teamfarce DO NOT WANT | ||
*{{deviantart|ImperialHope}} | *{{deviantart|ImperialHope}} | ||
* | *{{ytlink|8sVxmaa2Ur8|Richard Biggins}} | ||
* | *{{ytlink|oL1srsEWDYM|Captain James T. Kirk}} | ||
==People Who Deserve To Die Alone== | ==People Who Deserve To Die Alone== | ||
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*[[Randomlaughingman]] | *[[Randomlaughingman]] | ||
*[[TTT]] | *[[TTT]] | ||
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] | *[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] | ||
*[[Asalieri]] | |||
*[[DisneyFan01]] | *[[DisneyFan01]] | ||
*[[Psychweasel]] | *[[Psychweasel]] | ||
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*[[Psychweasel]] | *[[Psychweasel]] | ||
*[[Fred]] | *[[Fred]] | ||
*[[Samurai Jack]] | |||
*[[JaSonic]] | |||
*[[Kimmo Johan Alm]] | *[[Kimmo Johan Alm]] | ||
*[[Blaze Arctic]] | *[[Blaze Arctic]] | ||
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*[[Richard Dawkins]] | *[[Richard Dawkins]] | ||
*[[Anthony Merino]] | *[[Anthony Merino]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Tom Preston]] | ||
*[[DarksydePhil]] | |||
*[[WingsofRedemption]] | |||
*[[W]] | *[[W]] | ||
*[[Slut|Jade O'Leary]] | *[[Slut|Jade O'Leary]] | ||
*[[Dorian Thorn]] | *[[Dorian Thorn]] | ||
*[[Onigojirakaiju]] | |||
*[[Chris-chan]] | *[[Chris-chan]] | ||
*[[Doug Walker]] | |||
*[[Cosplay|Cosplayers]] | *[[Cosplay|Cosplayers]] | ||
*[[Jack Thompson]] | *[[Jack Thompson]] | ||
*[[OJ Simpson]] | *[[OJ Simpson]] | ||
*[[Internet Reviewing|Doodletones]] | |||
*[[Furries]] | *[[Furries]] | ||
*[[Bronies|Ponyfags]] | *[[Bronies|Ponyfags]] | ||
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*[[Mission: MySpace]] | *[[Mission: MySpace]] | ||
*[[Cancerr]] | *[[Cancerr]] | ||
*[[Psychweasel]] | *[[Psychweasel]] | ||
*[[Cyraxx]] | |||
*[[SephirothPrincess941]] | *[[SephirothPrincess941]] | ||
*[[WAXLABLTABLER]] | *[[WAXLABLTABLER]] | ||
*[[Niggers]] | *[[Niggers]] | ||
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]] | |||
*[[DBoyWheeler]] | *[[DBoyWheeler]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Lena Dunham]] | ||
*[[ThatKidDouglas]] | |||
*[[Nick Bate]] | |||
*[[Vade]] | |||
*[[Uwe Boll]] | |||
*[[Peter Popoff]] | *[[Peter Popoff]] | ||
*[[Nostalgia Chick|Lindsay Ellis]] | |||
*[[Psychweasel]] | *[[Psychweasel]] | ||
*[[Professor Kuhtoons]] | |||
*[[Tourneyfag|Tourneyfags]] | *[[Tourneyfag|Tourneyfags]] | ||
*[[Amy Schumer]] | |||
*[[TempleOS|Terry A. Davis]] | |||
*[[Kenny Glenn]] | *[[Kenny Glenn]] | ||
*[[Kat Dennings]] | |||
*[[Liberals]] | *[[Liberals]] | ||
*[[Republicans]] | *[[Republicans]] | ||
*[[Libertarians]] | |||
*[[Jews|Jews]] | *[[Jews|Jews]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Special snowflakes]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Feminists]] | ||
*[[Juggalos]] | |||
*[[Weeaboos]] | |||
*[[Meta527II]] | |||
*[[frozen fandom]] | |||
*[[Jennifer Lee]] | |||
*[[Chris Buck]] | |||
*[[Goths]] | |||
*[[Rose3212|Rose]] | *[[Rose3212|Rose]] | ||
*[[Leslie Jones]] | |||
*[[BLACKbusterCritic]] | *[[BLACKbusterCritic]] | ||
*[[Soulja Boy]] | |||
*[[Doopie DoOver]] | |||
*[[Nihilistic Snake]] | |||
*[[Sarah Silverman]] | |||
*[[Schaffarilla Productions]] (like we really needed another autistic YouTube reviewer) | |||
*[[all of the Star Wars fandom]] | |||
*[[theamazing(flithy nigger)lucas | |||
*[[Paul Feig]] | |||
*[[The Eclectic Espeon]] | *[[The Eclectic Espeon]] | ||
*[[DizzyMissLizzi]] | *[[DizzyMissLizzi]] | ||
*[[I Dislike Cis People]] | *[[I Dislike Cis People]] | ||
*[[Nixxiom]] | |||
*[[VinceintheBay]] | |||
*[[Lizzy the Lezzy]] | *[[Lizzy the Lezzy]] | ||
*[[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony]] | |||
*[[MLP Forums|MLP Forums Users]] | *[[MLP Forums|MLP Forums Users]] | ||
*Anyone uploading shit to [[DeviantART]] or Pixiv | |||
*[[Weegeeisgoingtokillm|Wendy-Testaburger, Weegeeisgoingtokillm,Weegeeisgoingtokillme, Mahboy, whatever you want to call him.]] | *[[Weegeeisgoingtokillm|Wendy-Testaburger, Weegeeisgoingtokillm,Weegeeisgoingtokillme, Mahboy, whatever you want to call him.]] | ||
*Rodheh ([[deviantart|devianTART]] & YTMND user who will most likely die alone because more apparently important people [[shit nobody cares about|think he's a "sperg"]].) | *Rodheh ([[deviantart|devianTART]] & YTMND user who will most likely die alone because more apparently important people [[shit nobody cares about|think he's a "sperg"]].) | ||
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* William Marshburn, [[Faggot|Faggoty]]-ass [[nerd|nerd]] from Bremerton WA | * William Marshburn, [[Faggot|Faggoty]]-ass [[nerd|nerd]] from Bremerton WA | ||
*The users of [[Colony drop|Colony Drop]], a [[Retard|hardcore]] and [[EXTREME|edgy]] [[Weeaboo|Reject Weeaboo]] bukkake attempt to have other weeabbos and all of Japan to suck off of their dongs out of a starved [[Ego|ego]] and long lasting [[Virgin|virginity]] | *The users of [[Colony drop|Colony Drop]], a [[Retard|hardcore]] and [[EXTREME|edgy]] [[Weeaboo|Reject Weeaboo]] bukkake attempt to have other weeabbos and all of Japan to suck off of their dongs out of a starved [[Ego|ego]] and long lasting [[Virgin|virginity]] | ||
*[[ | *[[EDP445]] | ||
*[[You]] | |||
* [[Hothead the mare]] | * [[Hothead the mare]] | ||
*[[User:Lesb1doodl3r|Lesb1doodl3r]] | |||
* [[The-Sakura-Samurai]] | |||
* [[TheOdd1sOut]] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Jenkem]] | *[[Jenkem]] | ||
*[[Lonely]] | *[[Lonely]] | ||
*[[Pixelmari]] - A trap weeaboo that is trying to die alone. | *[[Pixelmari]] - A trap weeaboo that is trying to die alone. | ||
*[[Pruno]] | *[[Pruno]] | ||
*[[R9k|/r9k/]] | |||
*[[Sex_game]] | *[[Sex_game]] | ||
*[[The Choking Game]] | |||
*[[Totse]] | *[[Totse]] | ||
*[[Wizardchan]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Latest revision as of 23:24, 15 October 2024
The journey of dying alone is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of Buddhism. One must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you (if there ever was anyone). The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of Assburger's or Antisocial Personality Disorder (sociopath). Dying alone is an endeavor which takes a lifetime of dedication.
Dying Alone Checklist
In real life
- You "identify" as one or more of
- You hate your family and they don't understand why.
You hate all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to "like" you.lol like you've ever had one.- You have no relationship with your neighbors.(who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh).
- You despise humanity and prefer the company of yourself, cats and 'people' you have never met and probably never will.
- You don't have a job.
- Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from McDonald's). When/if you wear pants, they're jizz and urine-stained khakis. You're the all-singing (WHEN I WAS), all-dancing (DDR) crap of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the status quo.
- You maxed out all your credit cards on pr0n, Farmville coins , Runescape, McDonalds, or KFC.
- The high point of every day is fapping.
- Your pu55y or p3n15 has been rubbed raw from fapping or schlicking.
- You're 300lbs and waiting for your Edward Cullen.
On the internet
- You seed just to interact with someone.
- Google doesn't even keep a marketing profile on you.
- Facebook is useless, even bots don't add you.
- You make torrents, and hope the creation fails so you have something to do.
- You read spam and pretend its email from friends.
- You send the RIAA your IP logs, and hope they call.
- You post banned content on sites, just so a mod has to look at it to delete it.
- You write about yourself on Encyclopedia Dramatica and no one can tell you aren't joking.
- You correct a spelling error in a checklist about you.
Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us
Chris Benoittook family with himDonnie DarkoFAGGOTAmelia EarnhardtTook her navigator Fred Noonan with her- Edgar Allen Poe
- Pretty much everyone who went for the High Score.
- Amy Winehouse
- Anna Nicole Smith
- Kim Jong Il
- Candyjunkie
- GG Allin
- Ziggy Stardust
- Elvis Presley
- H.P. Lovecraft
- Heath Ledger
- Edd Gould
- Chester Bennington
- Jim Morrison
- Hunter S. Thompson
- Jade Goody
- Kurt Cobain
- Paul Walker
- Emily Dickinson
- Lilo
- Robin Williams
- Megan Meier
- Wacko Jacko
- Mitchell Henderson
- Ripper
- Seth Putnam
- Sylvia Plath and her Extremely Talented husband Ted Hughes
- Noble Six
- jloveb
- Nikola Tesla
- Cristopher McCandless
- Verne Troyer
- William Atchison
People with the Noble Aspiration of Dying Alone
- Avid Sims players
- Every member of the Psion Guild
- Azure-Neon
- Bbb23
- BLARGH
- Chris Crocker
- Clayranger89
- David Hockey
- DaxFlame
- Dorian Thorn
- Dynacatlovesme
- Epic fat guy
- Irish282
- Joe Crusher Pickles
- JohnOfE
- Ket
- Kevin Havens
- Logan sperman
- Love-Shys
- Lowtax
- Mariotehplumber
- Nadine Schweigert- She wants to die alone so badly that she MARRIED HERSELF.
- Nesshelper
- 03bgood
- Phil Fish
- Pit_Viper
- Pratt
- Ray_Gordon
- Realmrsoptimusprime
- Sailormoonred1
- Shane Lee
- Sniff Heinkel
- Sonmanic
- Successful Troll
- Tanner Weed
- Teamfarce
- Timothy McVeigh
- Updownmostly
- eppigy
- NeoLobster
- BURK
- Camille Marino
- VenomFangX
- Veterans
- Your Mom
- nullcherri
- DLB
- http://www.youtube.com/user/teamfarce DO NOT WANT
ImperialHope
Richard Biggins- Captain James T. Kirk
People Who Deserve To Die Alone
- Franky
- Angelic-Catalyst
- Randomlaughingman
- TTT
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto
- Asalieri
- DisneyFan01
- Psychweasel
- Jimmy Weaver
- Anonymous Borg
- Argent009
- Longseet
- Black Jesus
- Psychweasel
- Fred
- Samurai Jack
- JaSonic
- Kimmo Johan Alm
- Blaze Arctic
- Bill122460
- DrMusic2
- Chismah
- Spax3
- Perez Hilton
- Dane Cook
- Jimbo Wales
- Richard Dawkins
- Anthony Merino
- Tom Preston
- DarksydePhil
- WingsofRedemption
- W
- Jade O'Leary
- Dorian Thorn
- Onigojirakaiju
- Chris-chan
- Doug Walker
- Cosplayers
- Jack Thompson
- OJ Simpson
- Doodletones
- Furries
- Ponyfags
- Reverend Fred Phelps
- Mission: MySpace
- Cancerr
- Psychweasel
- Cyraxx
- SephirothPrincess941
- WAXLABLTABLER
- Niggers
- SammyClassicSonicFan
- DBoyWheeler
- Lena Dunham
- ThatKidDouglas
- Nick Bate
- Vade
- Uwe Boll
- Peter Popoff
- Lindsay Ellis
- Psychweasel
- Professor Kuhtoons
- Tourneyfags
- Amy Schumer
- Terry A. Davis
- Kenny Glenn
- Kat Dennings
- Liberals
- Republicans
- Libertarians
- Jews
- Special snowflakes
- Feminists
- Juggalos
- Weeaboos
- Meta527II
- frozen fandom
- Jennifer Lee
- Chris Buck
- Goths
- Rose
- Leslie Jones
- BLACKbusterCritic
- Soulja Boy
- Doopie DoOver
- Nihilistic Snake
- Sarah Silverman
- Schaffarilla Productions (like we really needed another autistic YouTube reviewer)
- all of the Star Wars fandom
- [[theamazing(flithy nigger)lucas
- Paul Feig
- The Eclectic Espeon
- DizzyMissLizzi
- I Dislike Cis People
- Nixxiom
- VinceintheBay
- Lizzy the Lezzy
- Spoony
- MLP Forums Users
- Anyone uploading shit to DeviantART or Pixiv
- Wendy-Testaburger, Weegeeisgoingtokillm,Weegeeisgoingtokillme, Mahboy, whatever you want to call him.
- Rodheh (devianTART & YTMND user who will most likely die alone because more apparently important people think he's a "sperg".)
- Comradvolk (Another YTMND user who MIGHT die alone based on whether or not there's enough vodka after the storm hits.)
- Masochistic-Wolfie
- William Marshburn, Faggoty-ass nerd from Bremerton WA
- The users of Colony Drop, a hardcore and edgy Reject Weeaboo bukkake attempt to have other weeabbos and all of Japan to suck off of their dongs out of a starved ego and long lasting virginity
- EDP445
- You
- Hothead the mare
- Lesb1doodl3r
- The-Sakura-Samurai
- TheOdd1sOut
See Also
- An Hero
- Avoidance
- Basement dweller
- BBWchan
- Brony
- Cuddle Party
- Dead Inside
- Forever Alone
- Hover hand
- Jenkem
- Lonely
- Pixelmari - A trap weeaboo that is trying to die alone.
- Pruno
- /r9k/
- Sex_game
- The Choking Game
- Totse
- Wizardchan
External Links
- Loner who built network of tunnels out of rubbish in his home dies alone after getting lost in labyrinth.
- The incel project,a site intended to promote awareness of involunatary celibacy.
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| Featured article February 14, 2009 | ||
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Dying alone | Succeeded by So i herd u liek mudkip |
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| Preceded by Jim Sterling |
Dying alone | Succeeded by Null |