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==Who is this Beaner==
==Who is this Beaner==
Before GamerGate, Jizzy was a nerd who worked as an "Abuse specialist" at Amazon, claiming to have a bunch of technical expertise. However, some clever Kiwi Farmers did an internal search of Jizzy at Amazon and found that his day job is just being an over glorified, minimum wage telephone manager for their call centers, a position that only requires a [[Fail|a High School degree]].
Before GamerGate, Jizzy was a nerd who worked as an "Abuse specialist" at Amazon, claiming to have a bunch of technical expertise. However, some [[autistic|clever]] Kiwi Farmers did an internal search of Jizzy at Amazon and found that his day job is just being an over glorified, minimum wage telephone manager for their call centers, a position that only requires a [[Fail|a High School degree]].
Thus his job is to sit on his ass all day subjecting himself to IRC, Skype, and subsequently call lines complaining to either Amazons internal IT crew, [[Lizard Squad|Grey Hat specialists]], or whoever the fuck else is above him to actually handle whatever situation he's handed or dealing with.  
Thus his job is to sit on his ass all day subjecting himself to IRC, Skype, and subsequently call lines complaining to either Amazons internal IT crew, [[Lizard Squad|Grey Hat specialists]], or whoever the fuck else is above him to actually handle whatever situation he's handed or dealing with.  


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One funny note about the whole ZachAttack! incident is that it all involved similarly egocentric people to Izzy, ranging from nerds not dissimilar to Izzy to, hilariously, [http://heatst.com/tech/ubisoft-game-developer-implicated-in-gamergate-related-doxing/ a Creative Director at Ubisoft] that had his own major game currently being pushed. Once the logs were dropped, almost everyone but Izzy was either locking or deleting their accounts, desperately to distance themselves as much as possible, much to no avail.
One funny note about the whole ZachAttack! incident is that it all involved similarly egocentric people to Izzy, ranging from nerds not dissimilar to Izzy to, hilariously, [http://heatst.com/tech/ubisoft-game-developer-implicated-in-gamergate-related-doxing/ a Creative Director at Ubisoft] that had his own major game currently being pushed. Once the logs were dropped, almost everyone but Izzy was either locking or deleting their accounts, desperately to distance themselves as much as possible, much to no avail.


The Crash Override Network [http://archive.is/3v87Y#selection-247.0-247.150 claimed to have disowned Izzy], and even [[Randi Harper]] [http://archive.is/KHxL7 threw some scorn] in Izzy's direction.
The Crash Override Network {{archive|3v87Y#selection-247.0-247.150|claimed to have disowned Izzy}}, and even [[Randi Harper]] {{archive|KHxL7| threw some scorn}} in Izzy's direction.




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File:Izzygalvezmarriage.png|Someone actually married him.
File:Izzygalvezmarriage.png|Someone actually married him.
File:Izzygalvezcloudflarebutthurt.png|Him buttmad at how [[Cloudflare]] don't capitulate to his demands.
File:Izzygalveznazifrogemoji.png|Him calling those who use frog emojis nazis.
File:Izzygalvezcloudflarebutthurt.png|Him buttmad at how [[Cloudflare]] don't capitulate to his demands. Plus Izzy ergo admitting he's a nazi.
File:IzzyData.JPG|Izzy sucking at technology
File:IzzyData.JPG|Izzy sucking at technology
File:Izzygalvez911mexican.jpg|Izzy forgetting NO ONE thinks the fucking beaners blew up the towers.
File:Izzygalvez911mexican.jpg|Izzy forgetting NO ONE thinks the fucking beaners blew up the towers.

Latest revision as of 14:56, 11 February 2017

Cropping out his bulging body mass

Izzy Galvez (Powerword Israel Galvez) AKA iglvzx is a SJW of which his notability is derived solely from being a good for nothing fatass on Twitter who spergs about GamerGate and is a known white knight of Sarah Nyberg's pedophilia. He considers himself an 'Internet Abuse Specialist', which is funny considering that is the perfect title for what he truly is.

Who is this Beaner

Before GamerGate, Jizzy was a nerd who worked as an "Abuse specialist" at Amazon, claiming to have a bunch of technical expertise. However, some clever Kiwi Farmers did an internal search of Jizzy at Amazon and found that his day job is just being an over glorified, minimum wage telephone manager for their call centers, a position that only requires a a High School degree. Thus his job is to sit on his ass all day subjecting himself to IRC, Skype, and subsequently call lines complaining to either Amazons internal IT crew, Grey Hat specialists, or whoever the fuck else is above him to actually handle whatever situation he's handed or dealing with.

God, please rid me of my virginity

Once upon a time, Izzy used to be quite the christfag pushing nutcase. He used to run a Blogspot and Myspace, focused on pushing God's Great deeds upon us. In his spare time he would actively chase after girls from his high school, posting long, cringey, thirsty comments on their pages every goddamn day. As with most beta male orbiters, Jizzy would enthusiastically praise them for whatever they had blogged about, and in these TL;DR messages he left for the girls he would say how their words reminded him of his favorite Bible scripture passages. It's very apparent that this bean boy was extremely thirsty and begging them to fuck his holier-than-thou ass. Unsurprisingly, none of these girls would go near him. Eventually, Izzy would however defy all expectations and score, if one counts getting down with a ham beast uglier than sin as "scoring".

Fox report on Izzy and Gamergate (notice the obscured Baphomet archives)

Taking Down 8chan

At the start of GamerGate, Izzy was already on good terms with Zoe Quinn and her posse of unrelentingly stupid cucks and SJWites. On occasion Izzy would try and butt heads with some of the e-celebs supporting GamerGate, which usually wouldn't go too well for him in the long run, as many expected.

Once GamerGate started migrating over to 8chan people were starting to find that 8chan was actually hosting a whole slew of cheese pizza related boards on the site and Kikewheels wasn't doing jackshit to take those boards down. Izzy, who was taking his sweet time faking his own swatting report, or at the very least was having a very convenient fake report come to his local police from anon about him going postal the day after he warned them and wrote an article about doing so, following his friends in an attempt to make 8chan look far more disgusting than 4chan. It was long suspected that Izzy was coordinating with other prominent anti-Gamergate figures behind the scenes, and this was confirmed by the Skype Con Leak, which revealed that Izzy and the other members of the secretive anti-GG Skype chat, such as Dan "Foldable Pedophile" Olson, had been scheming for months to get 8chan taken down. Why? Because Gamergaters were there. This scheming resulted in the genius idea of having Dan Olson download alleged CP so he could include it in a Medium blog hitpiece against 8chan.

After Olson's hitpiece went live, the anti-GG Skypers tried to signal boost it as much as possible and planned to use their contacts with the media to spread it even further and outrage the 'normies.' Izzy used his l33t Haxxor skillz and paid LizardSquad for a stresser that would gut and DDoS the main 8chan site, while at the same time sending take down requests about the CP boards to Kikewheels himself. All was going fine for Izzy and his friends and he was actually legitimately doing something right for a change, this all came to an end when it was revealed that a couple of Izzy's friends had actually saved said CP to their computers before taking down the site, and were actually sharing it with folks who weren't the police.

Once 8chan jumped back online, /Baphomet/, 8chans residential doxing/badass board, wasn't too found of having their doxing threads taken down, and they took no time in actually doxing and kindly sending Izzy and his friends at least 100 Qurans, pizzas, and even an actual SWAT report from these madmen.


Sarah Butts/Taking down ED

See also: Sarah Nyberg

As his low-paying job depends on it, Izzy does go out of his way to advertise himself as a shield and non-abuser to those around or whomever might not be familiar with him, presenting himself as a selfless hero. In our hero's spare time he's taken it upon himself to join Crash Override Network, an internet entity founded and run by Zoe Quinn which sprung from the aforementioned anti-Gamergate Skype chat that Izzy was part of. CON put shortly is a blanket group started under the visage that it actually protects its innocent applicants, but much like our hero and his own views this is as far as it factually could be from the case. If it wasn't clear enough, Izzy is a no talent hack who only uses his name and position to defend whoever he sees fit rather than take an objective approach to handling customers under him. This isn't to be unexpected though, as again the same folks he's become well known for protecting have the same fear of facts and their own words, and no there is no better example than one Nicholas "Sarah Butts" Nyberg.

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Nyberg is someone with a few skeletons and children in the closet and asked for Izzy's technical and positional expertise once some revealing chat logs started making the rounds online. It should be noted that Izzy and Nyberg were both members of the anti-Gamergate/CON Skype group. Izzy, being a disingenuous fuck, started declaring the logs to be fakes while he desperately filed a report to Webcitations to take down an archive of Nyberg's site and the damning IRC snippets; the archive in question was by far the most popular means people used to view and access the logs. Izzy, thinking they were the original archive of the logs, had his wish and the archived logs were removed, when in reality they weren't the originals. The archive instead that Izzy had removed was made by some clever Kiwi Farmers who realized this shit needed as many back ups as possible. It also came to light that snippets of the original logs were hosted and traceable to other sites WAAAAAAAAY before they popped up on Webcitations.

Izzy, then seeing people were debunking his shit, went into full damage control and tried pushing that the logs were then tampered with on r/GamerGhazi by posting screenshots of ffshrine on Wayback Machine. Oddly enough, FFshrine had previously delisted itself from the Wayback Machine and all archives of it had Mysteriously Disappeared. Ghazi, in a brief moment of clarity, called Izzy out on his bullshit and many GGers had a laugh at him for being a complete failure of a person. Izzy and his friends however were not amused at this and made/had reports escalated via CON and it's connections, resulting in many Locked and Suspended accounts including ED's very own, but that didn't stop us. it was the aforementioned account suspensions that prompted more people, content creators, and ED to get involved in exposing Nyberg's shit.

Robert Marmolejo and Izzy

"Fuck you guys for pointing out how fucked up I am"

See also: Unseenperfidy

Here again we have another corrupt CON member and fellow associate of Izzy's who was supposed to be helping harassment victims from muh mean internet trolls. In reality, his associate Robert ('Rob' in the Skype Con Leak) was revealed to be a pretty determined sexual deviant, and secretly went after some CON clients using their information to sexually harass the shit out of them and demand nudes. This all came to an end, however, once shit hit the fan about his ways and Robert promptly got the fuck off Twitter. Izzy then posted a series of tweets apologizing to those whom Robert had harassed repeatedly, but ended it by smugly saying that at least he came clean, which of course, he kinda had to at that point. People were quick to put him down for his shit but Izzy and his compatriots at CON were subsequently angry and puzzled at the leaker  mombot for exposing their deviant friend who actively abused his position, however going after Mombot would go on to prove disastrous for Izzy, and CON's already crumbling integrity.

Izzy was already making quite the retard out of himself as was the rest of CON. People were tired of him and want him and similar CON goons' egocentric asses kicked to the curb and out of gaming media and their medium, a wish that would be granted sooner - much, much sooner - than later.

Going After Mombot: the ZachAttack! Sting

He's actually pretty okay with doxing

While Izzy was in a state of throwing a butthurt tantrum on the internet, he was dropped a DM by a user  Rudderhouse who had had previous spats on Twitter with mombot and had recently blocked her in a public spectacle. Rudderhouse then posted links to Izzy of mombot's supposed dox and said that he was gathering other anti-GGers and trolls to gather more info. Izzy immediately jumped to the forefront and was notably pretty chill with the thought of doxing someone he didn't like. Hell, he even tried taking credit from Rudderhouse, eagerly saying he found the info in the first place, once again taking credit for shit he didn't do.

Unfortunately for Izzy and the rest of the sociopaths that had gathered to dox mombot, it all was just a ruse, as it turns out Rudderhouse was actually mombot's ally the whole time and they had planned this sting operation for months. All the information Izzy was taking credit for finding was actually of a friend of Rudderhouse, who at the same time had been documenting the whole ordeal and the actions of those involved. As part of the plan mombot set her account to private after they had begun tweeting the bait they fell for at her. Izzy, who was in the doxing DM group and took credit for the supposed 'smoking gun' Rudderhouse had spoonfed him, would later tweet, “I don’t know why mombot is locked down, but considering all the abuse they are responsible for, I am OK w/ this.”

One funny note about the whole ZachAttack! incident is that it all involved similarly egocentric people to Izzy, ranging from nerds not dissimilar to Izzy to, hilariously, a Creative Director at Ubisoft that had his own major game currently being pushed. Once the logs were dropped, almost everyone but Izzy was either locking or deleting their accounts, desperately to distance themselves as much as possible, much to no avail.

The Crash Override Network claimed to have disowned Izzy, and even Randi Harper threw some scorn in Izzy's direction.


   
 
Now what do we do with this info? Mombot is a fucking menace.
 

 
 

—Izzy, eager to lose his low paying job

   
 
It's weird. Usually I am against this stuff. But this someone who gets away with all their abuse because of their mask. If they are unmasked and cower away for a long time, I am OK with that.
 

 
 

   
 
Yeah. Basically if someone is using anonymity or a false identity or cause a lot of harm, I'm 100% okay with exposing them.
 

 
 

   
 
Don't waste all the ammo at once.
 

 
 

This is too fucking easy


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Minor Related Pages: Censored article about Brianna WuSarah Butts FFshrine chatlogsList of people defending Butts' pedophiliaThe DMCA Butts sent usMilo Yiannopoulos ✡ The feminist versionShanley Kane's butthurt rantThe Great Gawker Implosion of 2015Skype Con LeakRalph's retarded group to monitor people trolling him.