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[[Image:Einstein.jpg|thumb|[[Albert Einstein]], the original MUSG gangsta. Also note, he figured out how LOL works.]]
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[[Image:New IQ chart.jpg|thumb|Charts don't lie]]
[[asshole|'''People''']] who spot the very, ''very'' [[obvious]] and make the mistaken assumption that they've discovered something trully [[OMG|arcane]].
[[Image:BRILLIANT.jpg|thumb|This man is a certified MUSG]]
[[File:Geniusness.jpg|thumb|Genii can delete [[ED]] pages just like that]]
People who spot the very, very [[obvious]] and think that they have discovered something [[gay|arcane]].
[[Image:Iq_tests.PNG|thumb|[[Protip]]: [[Troll|OP]] was asking for it.]]


:Prima: [[Rant_about_cons]] was made just to bitch about me.
{{quote|textSize=12px|Prima: [[Rant_about_cons]] was made just to bitch about me.
:Secunda: Go away, [[dwarf]]!
:Prima: Haha! I knew it! I'm soooooooooo smrt.
:Secunda: Yes, you are a mega ultra super genius. Now fuck off.


Secunda: Go away, [[dwarf]]!


Prima: Haha! I knew it! I'm soooooooooo smrt.


== MUSG At Its Finest ==
Secunda: Yes, you are a mega ultra super genius. Now fuck off.|Traditional}}
A few 'noteworthy' people over the years have discovered things that may not seem simple to people such as [[Jesse]]*,  like "1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom", all the way to things that are difficult for even you and I, such as Your Mom > Your Dad.
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== '''MUSG At Its Finest''' ==
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A few 'noteworthy' people over the years have discovered things that may not seem simple to people such as your dad,  like "1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom", all the way to things that are difficult for even you and I, such as Your Mom > Your Dad.
* ( reminding you all that it is always; as it always has been, in reference to anything, ever... about the penis.)   
* ( reminding you all that it is always; as it always has been, in reference to anything, ever... about the penis.)   
'''A list of some of these people and their discoveries:'''
'''A list of some of these people and their discoveries:'''
:*[[Hitler]] - Learned that [[over 9000]] [[Jews]] [[sex|burn]] quickly.
[[File:Condescend.jpg|thumb|right|A MUSG in action.]]
:*[[Hitler]] - Learned that [[over 9000]] [[Jews]] [[lollercaust|burn]] quickly.
:*[[Jesus]] - Wine gets you [[over 9000|9001x]] drunker than [[piss|water]].
:*[[Jesus]] - Wine gets you [[over 9000|9001x]] drunker than [[piss|water]].
:*[[Techno Viking|Vikings]] - You can [[fuck]] [[shit]] up better by [[rape|raping]] the [[Jews|innocent]] [[over 9000]] times.
:*[[Techno Viking|Vikings]] - You can [[fuck]] [[shit]] up better by [[rape|raping]] the [[Jews|innocent]] [[over 9000]] times.
:*[[Scientology|L. Ron Hubbard]] - Starting a <s>religion</s> [[cult]] can make you [[over 9000]] [[money|dollars]]. He didn't realise it would give him a power level of [[Under 9000]].
:*[[Scientology|L. Ron Hubbard]] - Starting a <s>religion</s> [[cult]] can make you [[over 9000]] [[money|dollars]]. He didn't realise it would give him a power level of [[Under 9000]].
:*[[God Hates Fags|Fred Phelps]] - God hates [[over 9000]] [[fags]].
:*[[God Hates Fags|Fred Phelps]] - God hates [[over 9000]] [[fags]].
:*[[Your Mom]] - Discovered your [[User:Johntm|grandfather]] whilst being [[rape|raped]] by said [[man]].
:*[[Your Mom]] - Discovered your [[Old people|grandfather]] whilst being [[rape|raped]] by said [[man]].
:*[[Vegeta]] - Discovered that the scouter showed that the power level was [[over 9000]]
:*[[Vegeta]] - Discovered that the scouter showed that the power level was [[over 9000]]
:*[[Tony Stark]] - Built a flying robot suit in a cave, with [[over 9000]] boxes of scraps.
:*[[Tony Stark]] - Built a flying robot suit in a cave, with [[over 9000]] boxes of scraps.
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|<youtube>xKRqUYiSrbU</youtube><br><center>'''THIS guy.'''</center>
|<youtube>xKRqUYiSrbU</youtube><br><center>'''THIS guy.'''</center>
|<youtube>O9sEgUX1OnQ</youtube><br><center>'''Mega ultra nigger genius.'''</center>}}</center>
|<youtube>O9sEgUX1OnQ</youtube><br><center>'''Mega ultra nigger genius.'''</center>}}</center>
<center><youtube>pqiw-CRYBAw</youtube></center>
^^He is possibly the smartest guy on Youtube EVER especially considering all of the big fancy words he uses!


== Ways to Detect a MUSG ==
== '''Ways to Detect a MUSG''' ==
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A MUSG is easily spotted; in that they will publicly and without shame deem themselves to be [[Twat|"all that"]] before braying incessantly about just how smart they are.


There are several ways that you can detect a MUSG. The clearest way is if they blatantly state that they are 'all that' and brag about how smart they are. Moar ways to detect MUSG's are if they think they are teh Philosipy (See also: [[16 year old girl]]), that they are 1337, or if they had anal sex for the first time and know how it works.
Further indication to the presence of a MUSG can be their declaring themselves to be teh Philosipy (See also: [[16 year old girl]]), that they are [[1337]], or that they just had anal-sex for the first time and know how it works.
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==See also==
== '''Gallery of Genius''' ==
<center>
<gallery perrow="6">
Image:Einstein.jpg|[[Albert Einstein]], the original MUSG gangsta. <Small>Nb. Discovered the LOL² </small>
Image:New IQ chart.jpg|Charts don't lie.
Image:BRILLIANT.jpg|This man is a certified MUSG.
File:Mega ultra super genius goldfish "brilliant".png|And a scalie
Image:Geniusness.jpg|Genii can delete [[ED]] pages just like that...
File:Totally normal stock photograph man with giant bulbous head.jpg|A typical MUSG yesterday
File:Legal genius seth belzley.jpg|You want him on your side in a courtroom
</gallery>
</center>
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== '''See also''' ==
*[[Intelligence]]
*[[Intelligence]]
*[[I have a 140 IQ]]
*[[I have a 140 IQ]]
 
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==[[retard|Notable geniuses]]==
== '''[[retard|Notable Geniuses]]''' ==
* The black person of [[Bulletball]].
* The black off [[Bulletball]].
* [[Wesley!!!]]
* [[Wesley!!!]]


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Latest revision as of 20:42, 1 May 2017

People who spot the very, very obvious and make the mistaken assumption that they've discovered something trully arcane.

   
 
Prima: Rant_about_cons was made just to bitch about me.

Secunda: Go away, dwarf!

Prima: Haha! I knew it! I'm soooooooooo smrt.

Secunda: Yes, you are a mega ultra super genius. Now fuck off.
 


 
 

—Traditional

MUSG At Its Finest

A few 'noteworthy' people over the years have discovered things that may not seem simple to people such as your dad, like "1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom", all the way to things that are difficult for even you and I, such as Your Mom > Your Dad.

  • ( reminding you all that it is always; as it always has been, in reference to anything, ever... about the penis.)

A list of some of these people and their discoveries:

A MUSG in action.



THIS guy.


Mega ultra nigger genius.

Ways to Detect a MUSG

A MUSG is easily spotted; in that they will publicly and without shame deem themselves to be "all that" before braying incessantly about just how smart they are.

Further indication to the presence of a MUSG can be their declaring themselves to be teh Philosipy (See also: 16 year old girl), that they are 1337, or that they just had anal-sex for the first time and know how it works.

Gallery of Genius

See also

Notable Geniuses

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