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|3= Jesus (also known as "Jizz-ass" or [[powerword|Yeshua bar Yehosef]]) was a deeply deluded Heretic Jew (also known as [[Communist]]) who went insane at the age of 30, leaving his job as a carpenter and living as a [[liberal]] hobo sponging off others along with 12 crazy cultists for the next three years, finally committing suicide by cop to bring about the [[divide by zero|End of the World]]. Probably the son of [[Joseph]], the main character of the sequel to the Jew Bible, and also known as "[[bullshit|The Perfect Man]]", [[Jesus]] was even more successful than Harry Potter (but not as powerful or swarming in pussy) and one could even say that he performed the role of Luke Skywalker for 1900+ years. He will be forever remembered in the Mediterranean Literature Hall of Fame and number 1 in Romantic Pocket Novels.
|3= '''''[[Rapist|Santa Claus]]''''' is an obese [[German]] long sought by [[the man|authorities]] in connection to [[over 9000|a million]] late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have '[[Michael Jackson|observed children whilst sleeping]]' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved '[[penis|rod]]' made of candy, and ten gallons of [[semen|delicious eggnog ]]. Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of [[Goatse]] clones to attack the [[Jews]].
Santa Claus is an obese German long sought by authorities in connection to a million late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have 'observed children whilst sleeping' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved 'rod' made of candy, and ten gallons of delicious eggnog . Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of Goatse clones to attack the Jews.
