Sig Sauer

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Sig Sauer^✡ is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market MAGAts who will buy any AR-15 style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever

Sig Sauer owners

• Elliot Rodger (P226 x2) - used a pair of P226s, although these worked out nicely
• Friedrich Leibacher (SG550 + P232) an assault rifle
• Omar Mateen (MCX spear)- Fun fact: his rifle crapped out on him so he had to switch to his Glock
• Natalie Rupnow (P322)- she never used hers
• Tobias Rathjen (P226) - Geez, a lot of the people who buy SIGs seem to really be morally reprehensible.

How to troll Sig Sauer

• Remind them that their P320 lineup is a threat to everyone who owns it
• Buy a gun with decent quality (Ruger, H&K, FNH, Glock and other name brand guns, etc., but even shitty Turkish brands like Canik, Derya, and Stoeger are safer)
• Remind them that their locked breech system is just a needlessly more complicated version of Browning's
• Remind them that the P226 was the last gun worth looking at they ever made

See also

• Colossal Biosciences - another company that lies, although their products, GMO wolves, don't endanger everyone's safety
• Glock - if you want a piece of plastic, these people do it right