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[ | {{achtung|'''[https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/charleston-church-shooting/dylann-roof-sentenced-death-charleston-church-massacre-n705376 AND THE SENTENCE IS DEATH.]'''<br><small>Enjoy Hell, Dylann. You'll find lots of niggers down there.</small>}} | ||
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{{quote|"Did I shoot you?"<br>"No."<br>"Good, 'cause I need someone to survive, because I'm gonna shoot myself, and you'll be the only survivor."|Dylann Roof, moments before [https://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-dylann-roof-suicide-attempt-20150620-story.html failing to shoot himself.]}} | |||
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{{ib|[[File:RetardDylan.jpg|250px]]}} | {{ib|[[File:RetardDylan.jpg|250px]]}} | ||
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylann Storm Roof'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Dylann Storm Roof'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[ | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 3, 1994 ({{age|1994|4|3}} years old)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[White Devils|White Trash Supreme]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 9, injured 1}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 9, injured 1}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[ | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Sort of. Conducted his own defense, deliberately [[self-pwn]]t in trial.}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Autism]]}} | |||
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[[Image:Dylann-roof-brony.png|thumb|Dylann being brought to the court house. Is that a [[Brony|Rainbow Dash]] shirt under his vest?]] | [[Image:Dylann-roof-brony.png|thumb|Dylann being brought to the court house. Is that a [[Brony|Rainbow Dash]] shirt under his vest?]] | ||
'''Dylann Storm Roof''' ( | '''Dylann Storm Roof'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''The Charleston Chimp Cappin' Champion''') is a young, devout Christian [[manchild]] who decided to attend church one day for the usual Babble study. He got lost on the way there and instead settled for a church in a majority-black neighborhood. Unfortunately for Dylann, after attending just one hour of discussions, he found himself [[gangbang|surrounded by nine aggressive thugs]] who took interest in his fanny pack, at which point he was left with no choice but to shoot his way out. | ||
==About Dylann== | ==About Dylann== | ||
He used to be a backwoods youth who was under the radar of the Internet, a [[NORP]], if you will. A 21 year old that could've lived the rest of his uneventful and [[Forever alone|sexless]] life being a normal guy | He used to be a backwoods youth who was under the radar of the Internet, a [[NORP]], if you will. A 21-year-old that could've lived the rest of his uneventful and [[Forever alone|sexless]] life being a normal guy whose only sins were being a [[GamerGate]] supporter and liking [[Brony|My Little Pony]]. Because he was from the [[South]], he naturally suffered from [[Confederacy|hillbilly syndrome]]. [[I did it for the lulz|Boredom]] or not, his record of delinquency grew during his early adulthood, from being caught with [[drugs]] while being [[Irony|dressed in all black]], and getting [[Chris-chan|banned from a mall]], to miniscule things like asking weird shit about said mall's closing, how many people worked, etc. so he could likely go [[Payday 2|PAYDAY]] on its ass, and that he didn't ask for a job 'cause he was too normal and [[shit|good]] for shopping malls. After many pathetic years of wallowing in his [[Basement dweller|basement]] and being jobless, he got a [[gun]] for his 21st birthday and his mentality instantaneously worsened. Devolving deeper into the Bible Belt thought of hating everyone that wasn't as white as a congressman, he thought it was time to really put himself on the map, to stop being one of the billions of invisible NORPs on this big blue ball of death and to turn himself from normalfag to [[Fail|badass]] in a massive shootout after giving one last GG shoutout to his [[Failbook]] fans as he went on to start making the world a better place. | ||
Too bad he got [[Fail|arrested]] half a day after his big move before he could become [[an hero]] to the cause. His skinny white ass can doubtlessly look forward to being [[Buttsecks|culturally enriched]] by Tyrone in the prison showers, thanks to a [[Faggot|florist]] ratting on him, unless he magically has a million dollar bond he can conjure from his ass at will. | Too bad he got [[Fail|arrested]] half a day after his big move before he could become [[an hero]] to the cause. His skinny white ass can doubtlessly look forward to being [[Buttsecks|culturally enriched]] by Tyrone in the prison showers, thanks to a [[Faggot|florist]] ratting on him, unless he magically has a million dollar bond he can conjure from his ass at will. | ||
<center><youtube>HxzUjnI8Rxk</youtube></center> | |||
==Theory on why he is a racist== | ==Theory on why he is a racist== | ||
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Was bullied by his black class mates | Was bullied by his black class mates | ||
Robbed by a black man | Robbed by a black man "Confirmed" | ||
<center><youtube>OjZqpB7MxFQ</youtube></center> | |||
<center>'''[[Wut|According to his black friend, he wasn't even racist]]'''</center> | |||
== Bowl-cut legislation == | == Bowl-cut legislation == | ||
This is the latest in a long string of high-profile shootings perpetrated by young, skinny, white men with bowl haircuts (see also: [[Adam Lanza]]), suggesting that the current administration take into consideration further legislation regulating the sale, transfer and ownership of bowl haircuts, and possibly increased background checks on bowl haircut owners. The issue has thus far received bi-partisan support. Dylann Roof was also | This is the latest in a long string of high-profile shootings perpetrated by young, skinny, white men with bowl haircuts (see also: [[Adam Lanza]]), suggesting that the current administration take into consideration further legislation regulating the sale, transfer and ownership of bowl haircuts, and possibly increased background checks on bowl haircut owners. The issue has thus far received bi-partisan support. Dylann Roof was also an outspoken Hillary Clinton supporter. | ||
== Race War One canceled == | == Race War One canceled == | ||
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==Failed an hero== | ==Failed an hero== | ||
Dylann planned to [[self-pwn|go out with a bang]] like other [[Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris|skinny pale fags]] who came before him. That's why he was saving the last bullet for himself. However, being a product of the trailer park education system, Dylann could not count too good and he used up all his bullets trying to rack up an all-time best score. He put the gun to his head, said his goodbyes, pulled the trigger and ... ''click'': the sound of failure, [[LOL|no more bullets]]. Thus, he has joined the [[lie|esteemed]] group of failed [[an hero]]s with years of buttrape ahead of him. Those years of asspain may not last long however, as [[President Obama|King Nigger]] and his SJWs are [https://archive.is/SuMY0 seeking the death penalty on his scrawny, white ass.] | Dylann planned to [[self-pwn|go out with a bang]] like other [[Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris|skinny]] [[Adam Lanza|pale]] [[Elliot Rodger|fags]] who came before him. That's why he was saving the last bullet for himself. However, being a product of the trailer park education system, Dylann could not count too good and he used up all his bullets trying to rack up an all-time best score. He put the gun to his head, said his goodbyes, pulled the trigger and ... ''click'': the sound of failure, [[LOL|no more bullets]]. Thus, he has joined the [[lie|esteemed]] group of failed [[an hero]]s with years of buttrape ahead of him. Those years of asspain may not last long however, as [[President Obama|King Nigger]] and his SJWs are [https://archive.is/SuMY0 seeking the death penalty on his scrawny, white ass.] | ||
==That Fucking Flag== | ==That Fucking Flag== | ||
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== Soap Drop == | == Soap Drop == | ||
In early | In early August of [[2016]], Dylann was just minding his business in the shower when a savage nigger named [[Bubba]] attempted to [[Surprise buttsecks]] him. Resisting the anal assault, Dylann found himself beaten up instead. This degenerate nigger, named Dwayne Stafford, is now a super-star to all [[Leftist]] faggots everywhere; people are even pledging to send the nig some money. It is expected that the man-hating faggot society that is [[America]] will collectively laugh at attempted rape. Some justice is being done (for once), as Dwayne is predicted to be charged with third-degree assault and battery. Only crime here is he did not go through with the rape. | ||
<center><youtube>Vq0T1g07oUo</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>Vq0T1g07oUo</youtube></center> | ||
== Court Updates: December 2016 == | == Court Updates: December 2016 == | ||
{{Notice|[https://web.archive.org/web/20161210043829/https://www.scd.uscourts.gov/cases/2-15-472/exhibits/ Exhibits for: 2:15-cr-00472-RMG USA V Roof]}} | |||
Some time near the end of 2016, Uncle Sam released information pertaining to Dylann's case. Juicy info was released to the public; the most notable facts | Some time near the end of 2016, Uncle Sam released information pertaining to Dylann's case. Juicy info was released to the public; the most notable facts; Dylann was {{Youtube|JKRoFoy_Hpc|interviewed}} by the [[FBI]] for about 2 hours on June 18th, hours after his attack. Viewers learned that he had a combination of a dumb hillbilly and stoned slacker surfer accent. He stated that he was too much of a pussy to [[an hero]], and expressed that he was getting bored of killing, stating that it was lucky there weren't more niggers in that church. He laughed about his crimes, and heart-fully and joyously confessed to the sick deed. In that 2hr long interview, skip to '''13:40''' for extra lulz! | ||
In his later court hearings, he expressed intent to represent himself- a move rarely taken by the defendants. Dylann was too much of a pussy to look his victims' surviving relatives and loved ones in the eyes- even that little punk bitch, [[TJ Lane]] was man enough to taunt and insult everyone before inevitably getting fucked up the ass by apes post-trial. Gruesome, brutal, horrifying crime scene evidence was shown to the court, prompting just revulsion. He also asked the jurors to consider his mental health in the case because psychology was a [[truth|jewish invention]]; "It is a Jewish invention and does nothing but invent diseases and tell people they have problems when they don’t". | In his later court hearings, he expressed intent to represent himself- a move rarely taken by the defendants. Dylann was too much of a pussy to look his victims' surviving relatives and loved ones in the eyes- even that little punk bitch, [[TJ Lane]] was man enough to taunt and insult everyone before inevitably getting fucked up the ass by apes post-trial. Gruesome, brutal, horrifying crime scene evidence was shown to the court, prompting just revulsion. He also asked the jurors to consider his mental health in the case because psychology was a [[truth|jewish invention]]; "It is a Jewish invention and does nothing but invent diseases and tell people they have problems when they don’t". | ||
On January 10, 2017, Dylann Roof was sentenced to death. | |||
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* {{Archive|0I4ES|Mass shooter Dylann Roof, with a laugh, confesses,'I did it'}} | * {{Archive|0I4ES|Mass shooter Dylann Roof, with a laugh, confesses,'I did it'}} | ||
* {{Archive|Uqote|Dylann Roof says not to consider his mental health in trial because ‘psychology is a Jewish invention’}} | |||
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|I was not raised in a racist home or environment. Living in the South, almost every White person has a small amount of racial awareness, simply ''beause'' of the numbers of negroes in this part of the country. But it is a superficial awareness. Growing up, in school, the White and black kids would make racial jokes toward each other, but all they ''were were'' jokes. ''Me and White friends'' would sometimes would watch things that would make us think that “blacks were the real racists” and other elementary thoughts like this, but there was no real understanding behind it. | |I was not raised in a racist home or environment. Living in the South, almost every White person has a small amount of racial awareness, simply ''beause'' of the numbers of negroes in this part of the country. But it is a superficial awareness. Growing up, in school, the White and black kids would make racial jokes toward each other, but all they ''were were'' jokes. ''Me and White friends'' would sometimes would watch things that would make us think that “blacks were the real racists” and other elementary thoughts like this, but there was no real understanding behind it. | ||
|unsurprisingly, southerners fail at the English language. | |unsurprisingly, southerners fail at the English language. | ||
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==Videos== | |||
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|<youtube>4UWpxqZALgQ</youtube><center> '''Dylann being interrogated'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>jmzHWsoyBWo</youtube><center> '''Random Dylann Roof Footage in widescreen'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>t0uh6qgbTKc</youtube><center> '''[[Columbine|Rampart Range 2.0]]'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>9f2ZJfRNcdc</youtube><center> '''Dylann getting escorted V&'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>tICe-NjPWVo</youtube><center> '''Dylann leaving the church he just shot up'''</center> | |||
|[[File:Dylann Roof - Target Practice.mp4|650px]] '''Dylann practicing for the coming onslaught''' | |||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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File:Roof-files 100 2115.JPG|Dylann burns the American flag | File:Roof-files 100 2115.JPG|Dylann burns the American flag | ||
File:straightouttacharleston.jpg | File:straightouttacharleston.jpg | ||
File:dylannflag.jpg | File:dylannflag.jpg|Taking "homegrown" terrorism to a new level | ||
File:Dylannroofexploitation.png|[[exploitable]] | File:Dylannroofexploitation.png|[[exploitable]] | ||
File:Dylanroofexploitable.png|[[exploitable]] | File:Dylanroofexploitable.png|[[exploitable]] | ||
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File:Dylannpepe.JPG|Pepe :^) | File:Dylannpepe.JPG|Pepe :^) | ||
File:DylannRoofFullManifesto.png|Full manifesto | File:DylannRoofFullManifesto.png|Full manifesto | ||
File:Dylann Roof Medal.jpg | |||
File:dylannn.jpg | File:dylannn.jpg | ||
File:DylannMerkelSHUTITDOWN.jpeg | File:DylannMerkelSHUTITDOWN.jpeg | ||
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File:Charlestonequation.jpg|Bowl cut intensifies | File:Charlestonequation.jpg|Bowl cut intensifies | ||
File:Dylanndarkness.jpg|Methshot | File:Dylanndarkness.jpg|Methshot | ||
File:DylannHeil.jpg| | File:DylannHeil.jpg|SIEG HEIL | ||
File:Dylannpepe.png | File:Dylannpepe.png | ||
File:DylannYouHaveToGo.png | File:DylannYouHaveToGo.png | ||
File:DylannManifestoFalseFlag.png | File:DylannManifestoFalseFlag.png | ||
File:DylannTrenchcoat.jpg | File:DylannTrenchcoat.jpg|[[Trenchcoat Mafia|Remember he originally intended to shoot up a college]] | ||
File:DylannPepe.jpg | File:DylannPepe.jpg | ||
File:SamHydeRoof.jpg|Sam Hyde is believed to have directly collaborated with Dylann. | File:SamHydeRoof.jpg|Sam Hyde is believed to have directly collaborated with Dylann. | ||
File:Storm.blond.PNG | File:Storm.blond.PNG | ||
File:Dylannyolo.jpg | File:Dylannyolo.jpg | ||
File:Anders Roof.png | |||
File:Dylann Roof Letter1.jpg|Famous letter he sent to a fangirl | |||
File:Dylann Roof Letter2.jpg|Part 2 of said letter | |||
File:Dylann Roof Baby.jpg|As a baby | |||
File:Dylann Roof Childhood.jpg|As an adult | |||
File:POL writes a letter to Dylann Roof.jpg|/pol/ writes Dylann a letter | |||
File:Storm.bowl.cut.jpg|Looking [[no|badass]] in spite of his shitty haircut | File:Storm.bowl.cut.jpg|Looking [[no|badass]] in spite of his shitty haircut | ||
File:Storm.justin.bieber.moment.jpg|Does he do drugs? | File:Storm.justin.bieber.moment.jpg|[[Yes|Does he do drugs?]] | ||
File:Storm.smug.face.png|Storm's drug dealer detector is triggering | File:Storm.smug.face.png|Storm's drug dealer detector is triggering | ||
File:Storm.autist.jpg|They specifically picked out a retarded kid as a suspect because he is less likely to be able to act in a way that sheds doubt on his alleged guilt | File:Storm.autist.jpg|They specifically picked out a retarded kid as a suspect because he is less likely to be able to act in a way that sheds doubt on his alleged guilt | ||
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File:DylannDog.jpg|Dylann's [[Nazi pug|nazi dog]] as seen from his myspace | File:DylannDog.jpg|Dylann's [[Nazi pug|nazi dog]] as seen from his myspace | ||
File:Pumped up kicks.jpg|[[Emo]] leggings | File:Pumped up kicks.jpg|[[Emo]] leggings | ||
File:Dylann with a friend.jpg|Dylann with a friend | |||
File:DylannLaserPistol.jpg|Playing laser tag | |||
File:DylannCarSelfie.jpg|Like most right-wing nut jobs, Dylann also took car selfies | |||
File:DylannKKK.jpg|[[KKK]] | |||
File:DylannCar.jpg|His new album cover | |||
File:DylannFingerGuns.jpg | |||
File:DylannGun.jpg | |||
File:Dylann lick lick.gif|His licking habit in action | |||
File:World's First Cyborg.jpg|[[wikipedia:Neil Harbisson|Cyborg Dylann]] | |||
File:DylannWyyzrd.png|Dylann requested fanartist Dallas Humber to draw him as a wizard | |||
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== Graded Score == | == Graded Score == | ||
{{GradedScore|9| |18|9 kills and only 1 injury|15|Shooting up a nigger church after a dramatic speech|19|<s>About to</s> Caused a severe shitstorm <s>and spark many riots!</s> no chimpout :(|20|Bonus for specifically killing [[niggers]]|81|B|Thank you, based Genepool Purifier}} | |||
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== Known Aliases == | == Known Aliases == | ||
[[File:Churches Hate Him.jpg|thumb|right]] | |||
Like the devil, Dylann goes by many names. The following is but a short list of the various nicknames he's accrued among the [[4chan|Internet community]]: | Like the devil, Dylann goes by many names. The following is but a short list of the various nicknames he's accrued among the [[4chan|Internet community]]: | ||
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* Dylann "In the Choir Loft with the Safety Off" Roof | * Dylann "In the Choir Loft with the Safety Off" Roof | ||
* Dylann "''I'm White If I Were Black I Would Die''" Roof | * Dylann "''I'm White If I Were Black I Would Die''" Roof | ||
* Dylann "''Eye of the Storm''" Roof | |||
* Dylann "''[[Stormfront]]''" Roof | |||
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[[Image:roofeygamergate.jpg|thumb|400px|#GamerGate]] | [[Image:roofeygamergate.jpg|thumb|400px|#GamerGate]] | ||
[[Image:Charlstonshootergg.png|thumb|left|Dylann, avid [[ | [[Image:Charlstonshootergg.png|thumb|left|Dylann, avid [[GamerGate]] supporter.]] | ||
{{quote|1=G" is the letter just before "H" in the alphabet, so "GamerGate" would be abbreviated as "GG," and if you add +1 to the letters "GG," you get "HH," which of course is white-supremacist codespeak for "Heil Hitler.|2=Midsize Jake|3=[http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=6539&p=142168#p142146]}} | {{quote|1=G" is the letter just before "H" in the alphabet, so "GamerGate" would be abbreviated as "GG," and if you add +1 to the letters "GG," you get "HH," which of course is white-supremacist codespeak for "Heil Hitler.|2=Midsize Jake|3=[http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=6539&p=142168#p142146]}} | ||
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{{quote|You rape our women and you're taking over our country. And you have to go, also #GamerGate is about ethics in video game journalism|Dylann Storm Roof}} | {{quote|You rape our women and you're taking over our country. And you have to go, also #GamerGate is about ethics in video game journalism|Dylann Storm Roof}} | ||
{{quote|1=Guns bring you closer to the lord. #GamerGate brings you closer to ethics in video game journalism.|2= | {{quote|1=Guns bring you closer to the lord. #GamerGate brings you closer to ethics in video game journalism.|2={{EDF|m|a-fucking-box.46|A Fucking Box}}|3=[[EDF2]]}} | ||
{{quote|If I had a son he would look like Dylann|"Zyklon" [[Ben Garrison]]}} | {{quote|If I had a son he would look like Dylann|"Zyklon" [[Ben Garrison]]}} | ||
== | == Family Drama == | ||
=== Amber Roof === | |||
Dylann's older sister — [[Bitch|the same one who reported his ass to the FBI]] — was planning on celebrating her [[Marriage|big day]] just days after Dylann attended the historic church service. [[Self-Victimization|Due to the shame and anguish she felt over the victims]], she abruptly canceled the event "[[Bullshit|to protect [her] family and mourn the lives of those lost]]" and instead created a GoFundMe page with a goal of $5,000 in donations so that they could try again and "create new memories and a new start with our family," even claiming to donate a fraction of the donations to the very church her autistic younger brother shot up because that sure will make her look a lot less greedy. Many internet users did not take kindly to this [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|unwarrented self-importance]], and the page ended up getting taken down after just five days. Still, these jews managed to [[Win|get away with $1,600]]. | |||
[[File:AmberRoofFundraiser.jpg|center|thumb]] | |||
<s>https://www.gofundme.com/f/xye8a4v</s> - Original link | |||
=== Morgan Roof === | |||
Unlike his older sister, Dylann's younger [[barely legal]] half-sister remained much more loyal to his cause and sparked a minor [[lulzworthy]] event in the aftermath of the [[Parkland High School Massacre]] in 2018. Since this shooting set a new [[highscore]] for the high school battlegrounds, it was kind of a big deal and a bunch of [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|student activists]] thought that it would be [[stupid|great]] idea to walk around [[Fapping|doing who knows what]] for 17 minutes to honor the 17 pwned. Morgan wrote a post on [[Snapchat]] detailing her desire for her fellow students to get shot (especially the black ones) during this walkout which would have been extremely [[ironic]] and hilarious if it actually were to happen. Instead, Morgan ended up getting [[arrested]] during said walkout for carrying [[weed]], [[Pepper Spray|pepper spray]], and a [[knife]], and had to be bailed for $5,000. | |||
That incident didn't seem to [[Notice me senpai|impress]] Dylann though, and his relationship with his little half-sister seems quite bleak. [[Troll|She said that she would like to be present at her brother's execution]] since she had never been to one before. During one of her prison visits, Morgan told Dylann, "[[Incest|I love you, Dylann, even if you don't love me back.]]" | |||
He responded: "[[Fuck off|OK.]]" | |||
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File:MorganRoofPost.png|[https://www.stylist.co.uk/life/walking-two-hours-week-cuts-risk-early-death-health/919 She's right though, that walk didn't do shit] | |||
File:MorganRoofV&.jpg|[[V&]] | |||
File:MorganRoofTumblr.png|Morgan posting old pics of her and Dylann on [[Tumblr]] | |||
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[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/164650806/ Polfags thirsting over this barely legal teen] | |||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
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* [[Sandy Hook]] | * [[Sandy Hook]] | ||
* [[Vivian James]] | * [[Vivian James]] | ||
* [[Fort Hood|Nidal Malik Hasan]] & [[Robert Bowers]] - The only other American mass shooters to be sentenced to death | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
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* [http://www.dailystormer.com/black-website-does-exclusive-interview-with-black-who-attacked-dylann-roof-in-the-shower/ Black Website Does Exclusive Interview with Black Who Attacked Dylann Roof in the Shower] | * [http://www.dailystormer.com/black-website-does-exclusive-interview-with-black-who-attacked-dylann-roof-in-the-shower/ Black Website Does Exclusive Interview with Black Who Attacked Dylann Roof in the Shower] | ||
* [https://mapleroyals.com/forum/threads/racist-approach.16036/ Possible Maplestory player?] | * [https://mapleroyals.com/forum/threads/racist-approach.16036/ Possible Maplestory player?] | ||
* [https://www.scd.uscourts.gov/cases/2-15-472/exhibits/ Government Exhibit of Dylann Roof Case] | * [https://www.scd.uscourts.gov/cases/2-15-472/exhibits/ Government Exhibit of Dylann Roof Case] {{Wayback|https://www.scd.uscourts.gov/cases/2-15-472/exhibits/|20161210043829}} | ||
* [https://media.bizarrepedia.com/images/roof/ Court pics dump] | |||
* [https://archive.org/details/DylannRoofPhotoCollectionFromWebSiteLastRhodesian.com Website pics dump] | |||
* [https://archive.org/details/dylann-roofs-jail-journal Jail journal] | |||
{{High Scores}} | |||
{{Brenton Tarrant}} | |||
{{Niggers}} | |||
{{GamerGate}} | {{GamerGate}} | ||
{{gun control}} | {{gun control}} | ||
{{Psychopaths}} | {{Psychopaths}} | ||
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AND THE SENTENCE IS DEATH. Enjoy Hell, Dylann. You'll find lots of niggers down there. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
—Dylann Roof, moments before failing to shoot himself. |
Dylann Storm Roof | |
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Born | April 3, 1994 (30 years old) |
Nationality: | White Trash Supreme |
Highscore | Killed 9, injured 1 |
Top 50? | No |
Style | FPS, Single player |
An Hero? | Sort of. Conducted his own defense, deliberately self-pwnt in trial. |
Motive | White supremacy, Autism |
Dylann Storm Roof卐 (a.k.a. The Charleston Chimp Cappin' Champion) is a young, devout Christian manchild who decided to attend church one day for the usual Babble study. He got lost on the way there and instead settled for a church in a majority-black neighborhood. Unfortunately for Dylann, after attending just one hour of discussions, he found himself surrounded by nine aggressive thugs who took interest in his fanny pack, at which point he was left with no choice but to shoot his way out.
About Dylann
He used to be a backwoods youth who was under the radar of the Internet, a NORP, if you will. A 21-year-old that could've lived the rest of his uneventful and sexless life being a normal guy whose only sins were being a GamerGate supporter and liking My Little Pony. Because he was from the South, he naturally suffered from hillbilly syndrome. Boredom or not, his record of delinquency grew during his early adulthood, from being caught with drugs while being dressed in all black, and getting banned from a mall, to miniscule things like asking weird shit about said mall's closing, how many people worked, etc. so he could likely go PAYDAY on its ass, and that he didn't ask for a job 'cause he was too normal and good for shopping malls. After many pathetic years of wallowing in his basement and being jobless, he got a gun for his 21st birthday and his mentality instantaneously worsened. Devolving deeper into the Bible Belt thought of hating everyone that wasn't as white as a congressman, he thought it was time to really put himself on the map, to stop being one of the billions of invisible NORPs on this big blue ball of death and to turn himself from normalfag to badass in a massive shootout after giving one last GG shoutout to his Failbook fans as he went on to start making the world a better place.
Too bad he got arrested half a day after his big move before he could become an hero to the cause. His skinny white ass can doubtlessly look forward to being culturally enriched by Tyrone in the prison showers, thanks to a florist ratting on him, unless he magically has a million dollar bond he can conjure from his ass at will.
Theory on why he is a racist
Dated a hottie in High School when out of no where a black man stole his girlfriend from him.
Could have been raped by a black man with a 9 inch cock. "Most likely happened"
Was bullied by his black class mates
Robbed by a black man "Confirmed"
Bowl-cut legislation
This is the latest in a long string of high-profile shootings perpetrated by young, skinny, white men with bowl haircuts (see also: Adam Lanza), suggesting that the current administration take into consideration further legislation regulating the sale, transfer and ownership of bowl haircuts, and possibly increased background checks on bowl haircut owners. The issue has thus far received bi-partisan support. Dylann Roof was also an outspoken Hillary Clinton supporter.
Race War One canceled
It had been said that Roofie had this planned months in advance, but couldn't do it before because he couldn't just strangle or stab nine people as efficiently due to not putting all his points in stealth, and couldn't just buy a gun and ammo because he was a jobless basement dweller. His failure in crime friend ratted out to the cops that, like all hillbilly failures before Dylann, he came up with his truly brilliant plan while drunk and tipsy off his ass from vodka. The friend took the gun away, and if he just kept it, we probably wouldn't have a suspect to make an article on. But thanks to the Bible Belt's lack of common sense, he gave it back to Roof when he thought he was sober. Another friend of his heard otherwise, saying that Roofie said to "be careful with moving his backpack because of the 'magazines'".
Obama, in need of some form of sympathy from his nation, had also feigned tears to this spree while his drone attacks continue to bombard and pwn more poor Arabs and other minority races.
It apparently got so bad that Bush the Third, Jeb, didn't even want to go there anymore because of it, and cancelled any plans to go there for his campaign. Good thing too, because we expect Charleston to be the latest in its "Everything is Free" sale campaign any moment now.
Failed an hero
Dylann planned to go out with a bang like other skinny pale fags who came before him. That's why he was saving the last bullet for himself. However, being a product of the trailer park education system, Dylann could not count too good and he used up all his bullets trying to rack up an all-time best score. He put the gun to his head, said his goodbyes, pulled the trigger and ... click: the sound of failure, no more bullets. Thus, he has joined the esteemed group of failed an heros with years of buttrape ahead of him. Those years of asspain may not last long however, as King Nigger and his SJWs are seeking the death penalty on his scrawny, white ass.
That Fucking Flag
After failing to realize that they couldn't wage war against the white Christfag Conservative american majority, and profit off of another mass shooting, the Jews behind liberal media realized that they needed a distraction potentially relating to our hero, Dylann Roof. Seeing a Confederate flag wasn't half-mast as required by the Mourn the Niggers Act of 1997, old media and the left-wing civilians quickly parroted that a piece of cloth was somehow responsible for the shooting and called for banning it and anything featuring it, including movies & games about the Civil War.
Talk of the flag went viral, as newfags either JUST NOW realized that it was the symbol for a bunch of people that enjoyed putting porch monkeys in their place or otherwise had no problems with the idea of slavery unless the magical glowing talk-box tells them to be butthurt over it. In the end, nobody really wants to stop and realize how retarded banning a symbol is, because it wasn't featured in Wolfenstein and banned in Germany.
Soap Drop
In early August of 2016, Dylann was just minding his business in the shower when a savage nigger named Bubba attempted to Surprise buttsecks him. Resisting the anal assault, Dylann found himself beaten up instead. This degenerate nigger, named Dwayne Stafford, is now a super-star to all Leftist faggots everywhere; people are even pledging to send the nig some money. It is expected that the man-hating faggot society that is America will collectively laugh at attempted rape. Some justice is being done (for once), as Dwayne is predicted to be charged with third-degree assault and battery. Only crime here is he did not go through with the rape.
Court Updates: December 2016
Exhibits for: 2:15-cr-00472-RMG USA V Roof |
Some time near the end of 2016, Uncle Sam released information pertaining to Dylann's case. Juicy info was released to the public; the most notable facts; Dylann was interviewed by the FBI for about 2 hours on June 18th, hours after his attack. Viewers learned that he had a combination of a dumb hillbilly and stoned slacker surfer accent. He stated that he was too much of a pussy to an hero, and expressed that he was getting bored of killing, stating that it was lucky there weren't more niggers in that church. He laughed about his crimes, and heart-fully and joyously confessed to the sick deed. In that 2hr long interview, skip to 13:40 for extra lulz!
In his later court hearings, he expressed intent to represent himself- a move rarely taken by the defendants. Dylann was too much of a pussy to look his victims' surviving relatives and loved ones in the eyes- even that little punk bitch, TJ Lane was man enough to taunt and insult everyone before inevitably getting fucked up the ass by apes post-trial. Gruesome, brutal, horrifying crime scene evidence was shown to the court, prompting just revulsion. He also asked the jurors to consider his mental health in the case because psychology was a jewish invention; "It is a Jewish invention and does nothing but invent diseases and tell people they have problems when they don’t".
On January 10, 2017, Dylann Roof was sentenced to death.
- 'Well, I killed them, I guess': The chilling moment white supremacist Dylann Roof LAUGHS during police questioning as he confesses to shooting dead nine black church-goers in Charleston
- Dylann Roof says not to consider his mental health in trial because ‘psychology is a Jewish invention’
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Roof's letter to mommy.
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Another letter to dad (look at how short it is.)
Quotes from the manifesto
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Videos
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Gallery
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Dylann burns the American flag
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Taking "homegrown" terrorism to a new level
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It's Obama's plan. If martial law is in effect people can't vote and president Obama is left as dictator Obama.
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Our brave autist being evacuated to safety.
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Dylann almost got raped in the prison shower August 2016 resisted got beaten
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Dylann's Future
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Dylann's new home
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Pepe :^)
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Full manifesto
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PROUD
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Allegedly racist
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Dat bowl cut, though XD
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His Majesty The Dank Lord of Memes
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Bowl cut intensifies
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Methshot
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SIEG HEIL
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Sam Hyde is believed to have directly collaborated with Dylann.
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Famous letter he sent to a fangirl
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Part 2 of said letter
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As a baby
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As an adult
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/pol/ writes Dylann a letter
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Looking badass in spite of his shitty haircut
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Storm's drug dealer detector is triggering
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They specifically picked out a retarded kid as a suspect because he is less likely to be able to act in a way that sheds doubt on his alleged guilt
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Like father like son?
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He was a good boi he dindu nuffin
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There's still absolutely no proof he has ever said anything like that
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This guy is slowly gathering a cult following on /pol/
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Dylann shirtless and spitting out something onto the American flag
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Dylann in his bedroom holding a small Confederate flag
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Did they get the wrong goy?
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Coloring your hair blonde - A specialist does it best
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Dylann at 14 (notice the gay haircut)
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Another pic of him, taken by a friend in 08 and found on said friend's photobucket.
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Dylann's nazi dog as seen from his myspace
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Emo leggings
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Dylann with a friend
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Playing laser tag
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Like most right-wing nut jobs, Dylann also took car selfies
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His new album cover
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His licking habit in action
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Dylann requested fanartist Dallas Humber to draw him as a wizard
Graded Score
Kill count: | 9/20 |
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Accuracy: | 18/20 9 kills and only 1 injury |
Style: | 15/20 Shooting up a nigger church after a dramatic speech |
Butthurt: | 19/20 |
Bonus: | 20/20 Bonus for specifically killing niggers |
Known Aliases
Like the devil, Dylann goes by many names. The following is but a short list of the various nicknames he's accrued among the Internet community:
- Dylann "Going Jack Reacher on a Black Preacher" Roof
- Dylann "Pacification of the Congregation" Roof
- Dylann "Send 'em to heaven with my 1911" Roof
- Dylann "Disaster for the Pastor" Roof
- Dylann "Shooting Jigaboos with .22's" Roof
- Dylann "Slave Master with a Blaster" Roof
- Dylann "Trainin' my gun on an African nun" Roof
- Dylann "Gettin' Bloody at Bible Study" Roof
- Dylann "Cappin' Your Ass in a Room with Stained Glass" Roof
- Dylann "You Loot? I Shoot" Roof
- Dylann "Calm before the Storm" Roof
- Dylann "Dindu Destroya" Roof
- Dylann "Not So Gentle Gentile" Roof
- Dylann "Power /pol/ack" Roof
- Dylann "Get off my Lawn" Roof
- Dylann "Not my women" Roof
- Dylann "Suboxone Surprise" Roof
- Dylann "If Your Pants Sag I Unload My Mag" Roof
- Dylann "Real Life COD in the House of God" Roof
- Dylann "Wrecking Coons in the Heat of June" Roof
- Dylann "Hostile Gospel" Roof
- Dylann "No More Truce When I Grab My Noose" Roof
- Dylann "No Lives to Spare after the Final Prayer" Roof
- Dylann "Time to Pray with the KKK" Roof
- Dylann "No More Moses, Time for Necrosis" Roof
- Dylann "Murder Mass Mass Murderer" Roof
- Dylann "Attack Every Black" Roof
- Dylann "Church Steeple Full Of Dead People" Roof
- Dylann "Fiddler on the" Roof
- Dylann "Pray and Spray" Roof
- Dylann "Lead Lined" Roof
- Dylann "Blast the reverend with my 1911" Roof
- Dylann "Leaving none alive with my .45" Roof
- Dylann "Crusade King" Roof
- Chillin Dylan: Society's penicillin?
- Dylann "Killing a spook like it's Sandy Hook" Roof
- Dylann "Make a Spark in the Dark" Roof
- Dylann "The Nig Killin" Roof
- Dylann "Pulls the Trigger on Every Nigger" Roof
- Dylann "Erasing Jive With His .45" Roof
- Dylann "Ape Assassinator" Roof
- Dylann "The Carolina Coon Crusher" Roof
- Dylann "The Altar Assaulter" Roof
- Dylann "The Thunder Downs Under" Roof
- Dylann "Going Rambo on every Sambo" Roof
- Dylann "If you aren't white, you're in my iron Sight" Roof
- Dylann "Killin picaninny's with nothing on my picatinny" Roof
- Dylann "My blaster sends them to thug mansion faster" Roof
- Dylann "Pull the trigger on every nigger" Roof
- Dylann "Pulling the ticket from every moon cricket" Roof
- Dylann "Killing without empirical proof" Roof
- Dylann "Giving flak to every black" Roof
- Dylann "The" Roof "is on fire, we don't need no water, let the motherfuckers burn"
- Dylann "This Storm Will Blow the Roof" Roof
- Dylann "Trigger Happy if You're Nappy" Roof
- Dylann "Shooteronomy 19:11" Roof
- Dylann "Pew-pew from a pew" Roof
- Dylann "In the Choir Loft with the Safety Off" Roof
- Dylann "I'm White If I Were Black I Would Die" Roof
- Dylann "Eye of the Storm" Roof
- Dylann "Stormfront" Roof
Dylann and GamerGate
—Midsize Jake, [1] |
Dylann was politically aligned with the hate group, #GamerGate. Whether their toxic influence encouraged this shooting, like so many violent video games before it, will never be known.
—Dylann, In his last Facebook post before killing innocent church-goers |
—Dylann Storm Roof |
—"Zyklon" Ben Garrison |
Family Drama
Amber Roof
Dylann's older sister — the same one who reported his ass to the FBI — was planning on celebrating her big day just days after Dylann attended the historic church service. Due to the shame and anguish she felt over the victims, she abruptly canceled the event "to protect [her] family and mourn the lives of those lost" and instead created a GoFundMe page with a goal of $5,000 in donations so that they could try again and "create new memories and a new start with our family," even claiming to donate a fraction of the donations to the very church her autistic younger brother shot up because that sure will make her look a lot less greedy. Many internet users did not take kindly to this unwarrented self-importance, and the page ended up getting taken down after just five days. Still, these jews managed to get away with $1,600.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/xye8a4v - Original link
Morgan Roof
Unlike his older sister, Dylann's younger barely legal half-sister remained much more loyal to his cause and sparked a minor lulzworthy event in the aftermath of the Parkland High School Massacre in 2018. Since this shooting set a new highscore for the high school battlegrounds, it was kind of a big deal and a bunch of student activists thought that it would be great idea to walk around doing who knows what for 17 minutes to honor the 17 pwned. Morgan wrote a post on Snapchat detailing her desire for her fellow students to get shot (especially the black ones) during this walkout which would have been extremely ironic and hilarious if it actually were to happen. Instead, Morgan ended up getting arrested during said walkout for carrying weed, pepper spray, and a knife, and had to be bailed for $5,000.
That incident didn't seem to impress Dylann though, and his relationship with his little half-sister seems quite bleak. She said that she would like to be present at her brother's execution since she had never been to one before. During one of her prison visits, Morgan told Dylann, "I love you, Dylann, even if you don't love me back."
He responded: "OK."
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Morgan posting old pics of her and Dylann on Tumblr
Polfags thirsting over this barely legal teen
See also
- Umpqua Community College Shooting
- Grand 16 Shooting
- The South
- Aaron Alexis
- Anders Behring Breivik
- Chris Dorner
- Elliot Rodger
- Sandy Hook
- Vivian James
- Nidal Malik Hasan & Robert Bowers - The only other American mass shooters to be sentenced to death
External links
His Facebook(archive 1) (archive 2)- His website.
- DylannStormRoof on Twitter
Dylann Roof Official Fanclublol closed- Dylann is why we can't have nice things
- Feminism causes spree killers.
- How to fail at becoming an hero.
- Black Website Does Exclusive Interview with Black Who Attacked Dylann Roof in the Shower
- Possible Maplestory player?
- Government Exhibit of Dylann Roof Case (Wayback Machine)
- Court pics dump
- Website pics dump
- Jail journal
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Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
Haters gonna hate: | |
Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon | |
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Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
Featured article June 20 and 21, 2015 | ||
Preceded by VICE |
Dylann Storm Roof | Succeeded by Fat People Hate |
Featured article January 13 & 14, 2017 | ||
Preceded by Shmorky |
Dylann Storm Roof | Succeeded by GoldenShowerGate |