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'''Barcelona Death Van 2017''', AKA <s>Ibero-truck</s> <span class="blink"> '''{{Glowtext|Ibero-van Simulator}}'''</span> was a [[Nice Truck Attack 2016|motor-vehicle]] and knife exhibition that was held in Barcelona, [[Spain]], on August 17th, [[2017]]. The event was organized by a group of [[Terrorists|peaceful Muslims]] named:Driss Oukabir, his brother Moussa Oukabir, Mohammed Hychami, Omar Hycham '''{{Glowtext|Youness Abouyaaqoub}}''' and his brother Houssaine Abouyaaqoub, who were slightly inspired by [[Stockholm Truck Attack 2017|Scandi-truck simulator]], few months before and [[Nice Truck Attack 2016|French-truck simulator]], a year before they started their epic amoklauf [[Allahu Akbar|for Allah]]. They leave 16 kills and a {{Hover|huge amount of NPCs injured|151}}, and almost all of the known terrorist killed. Driss, got V&, with some more and another terrorist wounded and V&.
{{Clear}}


== Shit happens ==
'''Barcelona Death Van 2017''', AKA <s>Ibero-truck</s> <span class="blink"> '''{{Glowtext|Ibero-van Simulator}}'''</span> was a [[Nice Truck Attack 2016|motor-vehicle]] and knife exhibition that was held in Barcelona, [[Spain]], on August 17th, [[2017]]. The event was organized by a group of [[Terrorists|peaceful Muslims]] named:Said Aallaa, Driss Oukabir, his brother Moussa Oukabir, Mohammed Hychami, Omar Hycham '''{{Glowtext|Youness Abouyaaqoub}}'''{{Muslim}} and his brother Houssaine Abouyaaqoub, who were slightly inspired by [[Stockholm Truck Attack 2017|Scandi-truck simulator]], few months before and [[Nice Truck Attack 2016|French-truck simulator]], a year before they started their epic amoklauf [[Allahu Akbar|for Allah]]. They leave 16 kills and a {{Hover|huge amount of NPCs injured|151}}, and almost all of the known terrorist killed. Driss, got V&, with some more and another terrorist wounded and V&.
 
== [[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]] '''Shit happens''' [[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]]==
It's basically the daily, normal thing in Europe during 2000 and 2017
It's basically the daily, normal thing in Europe during 2000 and 2017


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# Everyone forgets about in a months and life keeps going on.
# Everyone forgets about in a months and life keeps going on.


==Venue==
==[[File:IconVan.png|45px]] '''Venue''' [[File:IconVan.png|45px]]==


La Rambla, in the heart of Barcelona, is a mile-long tree-lined avenue that stinks of blocked drains, like everywhere else in the city. The street is full of pickpockets, 17-year-old [[Retard|driller]] gangsters wannabes, whores, and junkies, and is renowned as being the [https://www.barcelona-tourist-guide.com/en/general/safety/barcelona-safety.html biggest crime hotspot in the whole of Spain.] 2017's carnage was a good act to annihilate these human beeing fails. [[Some argue|Criminologists suggest]] that the spaniard police's [[Lazy|slowness]] to apprehend the driver and ringleader Youness Abouyaaqoub of the death van was a result of them hoping he would came back to action, to wipe out some more of the usual suspects who have reserved bunks at the local jail, with "Burra", the spaniard Bubba. Many locals shared this optimism since it could have curtailed the epidemic of "living statue" mimes stationed along the Rambla, which has now reached such proportions that there is approximately one mime per tourist. Also, apart from the Rambla, Subirats, where Youness got B& from existance and Cambrils, are towns where the [[Libtard|catalonian independentists]] organized their protests. Well, in all Catalonia where organized, and got their ass butthurt when our Mudslim heros teach them a lesson; Become independent from Spain is Haram. You all gonna cry blood if you try.
La Rambla, in the heart of Barcelona, is a mile-long tree-lined avenue that stinks of blocked drains, like everywhere else in the city. The street is full of pickpockets, 17-year-old [[Retard|driller]] gangsters wannabes, whores, and junkies, and is renowned as being the [https://www.barcelona-tourist-guide.com/en/general/safety/barcelona-safety.html biggest crime hotspot in the whole of Spain.] 2017's carnage was a good act to annihilate these human beeing fails. [[Some argue|Criminologists suggest]] that the spaniard police's [[Lazy|slowness]] to apprehend the driver and ringleader Youness Abouyaaqoub of the death van was a result of them hoping he would came back to action, to wipe out some more of the usual suspects who have reserved bunks at the local jail, with "Burra", the spaniard Bubba. Many locals shared this optimism since it could have curtailed the epidemic of "living statue" mimes stationed along the Rambla, which has now reached such proportions that there is approximately one mime per tourist. Also, apart from the Rambla, Subirats, where Youness got B& from existance and Cambrils, are towns where the [[Libtard|catalonian independentists]] organized their protests. Well, in all Catalonia where organized, and got their ass butthurt when our Mudslim heros teach them a lesson; Become independent from Spain is Haram. You all gonna cry blood if you try.


==Gameplay==
==''ﷺ'' '''GAMEPLAY''' ''ﷺ''==
[[File:DrissOukabir.jpg|thumb|250px|Driss Oukabir, a rare [[Muslim]] [[Guido]]. Ringleader of those V& on the gameplay]]
[[File:Driss Oukabir.jpg|thumb|250px|Driss Oukabir, a rare [[Muslim]] [[Guido]]. Ringleader of those V& on the gameplay]]
===All Loadout===
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===1st bloods===
===[[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]]  1st bloods [[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]]===
1 day after the [[muslim|mudslimes]] bombed his house, they bombed an abandoned house again to make lulz.
1 day after the [[muslim|mudslimes]] bombed his house, they bombed an abandoned house again to make lulz.
The terrorists, at around 5:00 p.m., went GTA, running over a large handful of [[Retard|liberal independentists]] in a zig zag, leaving 13 people crushed by the van's wheels and moar than a hundred injured. The driver, Moussa Oukabir, only 17 years old, who was manipulated by his friend, the ringleader of this masacre, Younes Abouyaaqoub. While Moussa was fucked up, Youness hid in the scared crowd running like a faggot, pretending to be a victim. [[Win|And he did well!]]. Later, that number increased to [[Epic win|15]], after 2 fags got stabbed by the evil master, Youness. The driver of the car, was a guy that got killed by Youness the ringleader of the terrorist cell.
The terrorists, at around 5:00 p.m., went GTA, running over a large handful of [[Retard|liberal independentists]] in a zig zag, leaving 13 people crushed by the van's wheels and moar than a hundred injured. The driver, Moussa Oukabir, only 17 years old, who was manipulated by his friend, the ringleader of this masacre, Younes Abouyaaqoub. Moussa, brother of the other ringleader, Driss, was a [[zoomer]] [[Soccer|soccer addict]] who wanted to have more fun since he probably suffered form bullying. While Moussa was fucked up, Youness hid in the scared crowd running like a faggot, pretending to be a victim. [[Win|And he did well!]]. Later, that number increased to [[Win|15]], after Youness, killed a man and stole his car, fled and runned over people and police through a police checkpoint, killing a passerby and wounding an officer.
===2nd kills===
 
===[[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]] 2nd kills [[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]]===
The day after the lulz, 5 remaining terrorists, the failed electees of Youness celebrating on their homes the victory and excited about doing the part 2, stole another car and began [[high score|high scoring]], GTA x Carmageddon style with it, killing a single frag and injuring 5 NPCs and a police officer who was there on suspicion for the attack the previous day. The police, who were there, shot down 4 of the 5 mudslimes, who had no escape. The last one, began stabbing people only [[Fail|injuring a faggot]] who was there as an NPC. The terrorists, had a 3 level star so a police helicopter shot him down [[GTA]] style after locating him. The dead mudslimes; Moussa Oukabir (Ringleader of the V&'s bro), Said Aallaa, Mohamed Hychami, Houssaine Abouyaaqoub (Ringleader's bro), Omar Hycham, had put on a fake bomb belt to troll the pro-independence agents.
The day after the lulz, 5 remaining terrorists, the failed electees of Youness celebrating on their homes the victory and excited about doing the part 2, stole another car and began [[high score|high scoring]], GTA x Carmageddon style with it, killing a single frag and injuring 5 NPCs and a police officer who was there on suspicion for the attack the previous day. The police, who were there, shot down 4 of the 5 mudslimes, who had no escape. The last one, began stabbing people only [[Fail|injuring a faggot]] who was there as an NPC. The terrorists, had a 3 level star so a police helicopter shot him down [[GTA]] style after locating him. The dead mudslimes; Moussa Oukabir (Ringleader of the V&'s bro), Said Aallaa, Mohamed Hychami, Houssaine Abouyaaqoub (Ringleader's bro), Omar Hycham, had put on a fake bomb belt to troll the pro-independence agents.
===End of the Lulz===
===''ﷺ'' Finnish ''ﷺ''===
The ringleader of the cell, Youness, hid near a gas station where the [[gays|gangs]] bought cheap drugs and waited there. 3 days after hiding there, a woman located him and called the police. Youness was confronted in an area of vineyards and [[Nobody cares|sclerophyllous]] trees, where he pretended to activate his [[True|fake bomb belt made of cardboard from the Chinese bazaar near him]]. The agents shot him several times in the chest, surprisingly killing him instantly.
The ringleader of the cell, Youness, hid near a gas station where the [[gays|gangs]] bought cheap drugs, old people and tourists bought beers and refueled, and where the workers werenr't decently paid, and waited there. 3 days after hiding there, a woman located him and called the police. Youness was confronted in an area of vineyards and [[Boring|sclerophyllous]] trees, where he pretended to activate his fake bomb belt made of cardboard from the [[Chink|Chinese bazaar]] near his home. The cops shot him several times in the chest, surprisingly killing him instantly, finally ending the 2-day apeshit massacre with a score of 16 pwned and 151 missed kills and his 4-day manhunt.


{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


== NPCs cleared ==
==[[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]]  '''NPCs cleared''' [[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]] ==


*Carmen Lopardo, 80  Wop [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png|45px]]
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*Ian Moore Wilson, Canuck    <big><big>?</big></big>


==Graded Score==
==[[File:ISIS-members-fixed.png|45px]] '''Graded Score''' [[File:ISIS-members-fixed.png|45px]]==


{{GradedScore|16||1|Ramming attacks are better with trucks. Also left a huge amount of garbage wounded|15|Nice Truck Attack:The Sequel|13|All EU was shcocked and western EU was absolutly fagged|15|Killing independentists is the best way to get into the high scores|60|C|Even the ETA on the 1980's did it better.}}
{{GradedScore|16||1|Ramming attacks are better with trucks. Also left a huge amount of garbage wounded|15|Nice Truck Attack:The Sequel|13|All EU was shcocked and western EU was absolutly fagged|15|Killing independentists is the best way to get into the high scores|60|C|Me cago en vuestros muertos, Independentistas}}


{{CustomWantedLevel|4|[[File:UME.png|130px]]|Unidad Militar de Emergencia}}
{{CustomWantedLevel|4|[[File:UME.png|130px]]|Unidad Militar de Emergencia}}
[[File:Anders Behring LOL.jpg|thumb|center|250px|[[Anders]] telling the [[True|obvious truth]].]]
[[File:Anders Behring LOL.jpg|thumb|center|250px|[[Anders]] telling the [[True|obvious truth]].]]
== [[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]] '''Aftermath''' [[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]] ==


== Trivia ==
After Youness' killing by police, those independentists, forgot about pussying about Catalonia's independece, and learned a good lesson. Youness' dead body picture, got uncensored on news, being one of the only dead body pictures of [[Mass Shooting|spree trolls]] in [[Spain]] being public. The camera footages, where [[Lol|also published uncensored]] in the old media, the news. No good memorial or big memorial statue or any symbolic shit was made on the rambla, due to the huge amount of memorials of death [[Shit nobody cares about|important]] people. Driss, after all, got Only 36 years in prison, instead of [[Lol|~500]] years, cuz he actually didn't kill, like the ringleader. He Only planned and builded the bombs. The others V&, 25 and 15 years on prison, all of those guys, are spending all of those years licking Burra's toenails till they die from Malaria. Youness' family, was aware about his plans when he arrived to Spain. Years later, on [[2023]], a guy named Yassine Kanjaa, decided to [[William Atchison|go apeshit]] on a church, after being B& for destroying religious things. Killed a sexton and wounded another. He also wounded 3 other people before being V&. His motive was being sent back to [[Morocco]] again.
 
==''ﷺ'' '''Trivia''' ''ﷺ''==
[[File:WheelinglyEuthanised.png|thumb|left|'''WHEEL'''ingly Euthanised]]
[[File:WheelinglyEuthanised.png|thumb|left|'''WHEEL'''ingly Euthanised]]
# All of the terrorist where mudslime [[Morocco|moroccan]] sand niggers.
# All of the terrorist where mudslime [[Morocco|moroccan]] sand niggers.
# No good memorial was made on the rambla, due to the huge amount of memorials of death [[Shit nobody cares about|important]] people
# Youness, the ringleader, wanted to make [[Spain]] "cry blood". AND HE DID IT!
# Youness, the ringleader, wanted to make [[Spain]] "cry blood". AND HE DID IT!
# Driss, the ringleader of those who got V&, got 36 years on prison, were he is currently sucking bubba's feet till he dies from rape and dysentery.
# Driss, the ringleader of those who got V&, got 36 years on prison, were he is currently sucking bubba's feet till he dies from rape and dysentery.
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# Barcelona, after this massacre, became a war zone because of the [[chav|canis]] stabbing and stealing shit.
# Barcelona, after this massacre, became a war zone because of the [[chav|canis]] stabbing and stealing shit.
# In 2015, [[High Score/Loserinfo #Max Porta|Max Porta]] was the predecessor of these terrorists. They multiplied his boring school [[Shooting|attack]] by 16 2 years later.
# In 2015, [[High Score/Loserinfo #Max Porta|Max Porta]] was the predecessor of these terrorists. They multiplied his boring school [[Shooting|attack]] by 16 2 years later.
#The terrorist recorded a video on their homes for their amokplan. One of them showed a fake nail bomb, trying to be funny, but we know [[Cringe|what he actually is]].


== Roadkill Nights Powered by Jihad ==
==[[File:ISIS-members-fixed.png|45px]] '''Roadkill Nights Powered by Jihad''' [[File:ISIS-members-fixed.png|45px]]==
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=== [[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]] Quotes [[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]] ===
{{Morphquote|Allah||
|II. El asesino que jugaba a atropellar peatones en la playstation|El mundo, blaming the Vidyagayms
|II. The killer who played running over pedestrians on the PlayStation|Translation
|Esto se os va a meter en la cabeza de vuestros hijos|One of the terrorist, menacing with a fake bomb.
|This will get into your children's heads.|Translation
|Esto que hace? Esto hace [[Allahu Akbar|¡Bum!]]| Youness and [[Terrorists|friends]] playing
|What does this do? This goes Boom!| Translation}}


=== [[File:ISIS-members-fixed.png|45px]] ''Gallery For Allah'' [[File:ISIS-members-fixed.png|45px]] ===
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{{collapsegallery|Barcelona trolling|Shit was easier with ETA on 1980's|center|<gallery>
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File:BarcelonaTrolling.jpg|Gameplay footage
BarcelonaTrolling.jpg|Gameplay footage
File:YounessDead.jpg|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]
Youness Abouyaaqoub.jpeg|DATASS
File:MudslimeTerrorCount.jpg
YounessADATASS.png|'''DAT ASS'''
File:ForAllah2017.png|Trolling timeline
YounessDNI.jpg
YounessACringe.jpeg|That face of ashaming when you left 151 wounded
YounessFaggotry.png|More faggotry of Youness
YounessBomb.png|Kaboom
YounessDead.jpg|[[Goodnight Sweet Prince]]
YounessBodyFaggotry.png|Even dead he [[Omar Mateen|couldn't be more faggot]]
Barcelona2017Terrorists.jpg|4 of the most famous players (except Driss)
YoungYouness.png|Youness in better times
DrissOukabir.jpg|Driss during [[Coronavirus|the pandemic]]
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ForAllah2017.png|Trolling timeline
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== See Also ==
==[[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]] '''See Also''' [[File:YounessATransparent.png|45px]] ==
* [[Alek Minassian]] - a virgin version of Barcelona but he doesn't have knife to stab.
* [[Alek Minassian]] - a virgin version of Barcelona but he doesn't have knife to stab.
* [[Ali David Sonboly]]
* [[Ali David Sonboly]]
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - He did what he did to fuck up those mudslimes.
* [[Exploding Van]]
* [[Exploding Van]]
* [[GTA]] - What the terrorist played hour or days before the attack
* [[GTA]] - What the terrorists played hours or days before the attack
* [[Guido]]
* [[Guido]]
* [[James Alex Fields]]
* [[James Alex Fields]]
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Nigga

That faggot looking stare trolled everyone
Youness Abouyaaqoub & Friends/Brothers
Born Ca. 1995
Nationality Sandnigger  
Highscore 16 kills, 151 wounded
Top 50? 13th
Style Carmageddon, Hack'n'Slash, CO-OP mode
An Hero? No (8 killed by police, 1 V& after being wounded)

Barcelona Death Van 2017, AKA Ibero-truck Ibero-van Simulator was a motor-vehicle and knife exhibition that was held in Barcelona, Spain, on August 17th, 2017. The event was organized by a group of peaceful Muslims named:Said Aallaa, Driss Oukabir, his brother Moussa Oukabir, Mohammed Hychami, Omar Hycham Youness Abouyaaqoub ☪ and his brother Houssaine Abouyaaqoub, who were slightly inspired by Scandi-truck simulator, few months before and French-truck simulator, a year before they started their epic amoklauf for Allah. They leave 16 kills and a huge amount of NPCs injured, and almost all of the known terrorist killed. Driss, got V&, with some more and another terrorist wounded and V&.

Shit happens

It's basically the daily, normal thing in Europe during 2000 and 2017

  1. Bomb/knife/vehicle attack or mass Shooting happens.
  2. Lulz starts to spread out on news and other media
  3. The government increases the search wanted level of those involved to 6 stars until the amoklauf stops.
  4. The pigs catch them and either shoots them, death or arrests them peacefully (or by shooting them).
  5. ISIS claims credit.
  6. Butthurt starts and UE leaves an entire pool of tears everywhere
  7. Officials say the attack has nothing to do with Islam.
  8. The government proposes laws to ban cars.
  9. Everyone forgets about in a months and life keeps going on.

Venue

La Rambla, in the heart of Barcelona, is a mile-long tree-lined avenue that stinks of blocked drains, like everywhere else in the city. The street is full of pickpockets, 17-year-old driller gangsters wannabes, whores, and junkies, and is renowned as being the biggest crime hotspot in the whole of Spain. 2017's carnage was a good act to annihilate these human beeing fails. Criminologists suggest that the spaniard police's slowness to apprehend the driver and ringleader Youness Abouyaaqoub of the death van was a result of them hoping he would came back to action, to wipe out some more of the usual suspects who have reserved bunks at the local jail, with "Burra", the spaniard Bubba. Many locals shared this optimism since it could have curtailed the epidemic of "living statue" mimes stationed along the Rambla, which has now reached such proportions that there is approximately one mime per tourist. Also, apart from the Rambla, Subirats, where Youness got B& from existance and Cambrils, are towns where the catalonian independentists organized their protests. Well, in all Catalonia where organized, and got their ass butthurt when our Mudslim heros teach them a lesson; Become independent from Spain is Haram. You all gonna cry blood if you try.

ﷺ GAMEPLAY ﷺ

Driss Oukabir, a rare Muslim Guido. Ringleader of those V& on the gameplay

ﷺ All Loadout ﷺ

Setup for Allah - 2017
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary:Van
  • Better than a simple normie car.

Better if you put a spike on the bumper, gives 20 extra points of damage. Does 45-55 pt. of damage

  • Secondary:Car
  • Car used on the 2nd part. If It has a spike on the bumper, 20 extra points of damage. Does 35-45 pts of damage
  • Secondary: Knives
  • Knives from the terrorists' kitchen. Used to chimpout when they got out the vehicles. Youness was capable of do shit with it. Does 20-35 pt. of damage
  • Perk: Fake bomb belt
  • Made with Duct tape and kitchen rolls. All from the bazar from one of the terrorists. Used for trolling the cops and scaring them. Increases heart attack stats on elderly and obese. Increases the wanted level and police suicide/killing during the attacks. Slightly reduced mobility.
  • Perk 2: Islam
  • Increases the butthurt. Doubles the victims if they are doing it in Europe. Increases the aiming a 15%. Intelligence stat cut in half.

1st bloods

1 day after the mudslimes bombed his house, they bombed an abandoned house again to make lulz. The terrorists, at around 5:00 p.m., went GTA, running over a large handful of liberal independentists in a zig zag, leaving 13 people crushed by the van's wheels and moar than a hundred injured. The driver, Moussa Oukabir, only 17 years old, who was manipulated by his friend, the ringleader of this masacre, Younes Abouyaaqoub. Moussa, brother of the other ringleader, Driss, was a zoomer soccer addict who wanted to have more fun since he probably suffered form bullying. While Moussa was fucked up, Youness hid in the scared crowd running like a faggot, pretending to be a victim. And he did well!. Later, that number increased to 15, after Youness, killed a man and stole his car, fled and runned over people and police through a police checkpoint, killing a passerby and wounding an officer.

2nd kills

The day after the lulz, 5 remaining terrorists, the failed electees of Youness celebrating on their homes the victory and excited about doing the part 2, stole another car and began high scoring, GTA x Carmageddon style with it, killing a single frag and injuring 5 NPCs and a police officer who was there on suspicion for the attack the previous day. The police, who were there, shot down 4 of the 5 mudslimes, who had no escape. The last one, began stabbing people only injuring a faggot who was there as an NPC. The terrorists, had a 3 level star so a police helicopter shot him down GTA style after locating him. The dead mudslimes; Moussa Oukabir (Ringleader of the V&'s bro), Said Aallaa, Mohamed Hychami, Houssaine Abouyaaqoub (Ringleader's bro), Omar Hycham, had put on a fake bomb belt to troll the pro-independence agents.

ﷺ Finnish ﷺ

The ringleader of the cell, Youness, hid near a gas station where the gangs bought cheap drugs, old people and tourists bought beers and refueled, and where the workers werenr't decently paid, and waited there. 3 days after hiding there, a woman located him and called the police. Youness was confronted in an area of vineyards and sclerophyllous trees, where he pretended to activate his fake bomb belt made of cardboard from the Chinese bazaar near his home. The cops shot him several times in the chest, surprisingly killing him instantly, finally ending the 2-day apeshit massacre with a score of 16 pwned and 151 missed kills and his 4-day manhunt.

NPCs cleared

  • Carmen Lopardo, 80 Wop



  • Pepita Codina, 75



  • Maria de Lourdes Ribeiro, 74 Portugeese



  • Francisco López Rodríguez, 57



  • Ana María Suárez López, 67



  • Ian Moore Wilson, Canuck ~60





  • Elke Vanbockrijck, 44 Belgie



  • Jared Tucker, 43 Murican



  • Silvina Pereyra, 40 Argie-Dago



  • Bruno Gulotta, 35 Wop N° 2



  • Pau Pérez Villán, 34, The Guy Who Youness, stole his car and rammed it into a police checkpoint.



  • Luca Russo, 25 Wop N° 3



  • Maria Correia, 20 Portugeese N° 2



  • Julian Cadman, 7 Aussie-Britfag



  • Xavier Martínez, 3



Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 16/20 '
Accuracy: 1/20 Ramming attacks are better with trucks. Also left a huge amount of garbage wounded
Style: 15/20 Nice Truck Attack:The Sequel
Butthurt: 13/20 All EU was shcocked and western EU was absolutly fagged
Bonus: 15/20 Killing independentists is the best way to get into the high scores
Total Score: 60/100 (C)
Me cago en vuestros muertos, Independentistas
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Unidad Militar de Emergencia


Anders telling the obvious truth.

Aftermath

After Youness' killing by police, those independentists, forgot about pussying about Catalonia's independece, and learned a good lesson. Youness' dead body picture, got uncensored on news, being one of the only dead body pictures of spree trolls in Spain being public. The camera footages, where also published uncensored in the old media, the news. No good memorial or big memorial statue or any symbolic shit was made on the rambla, due to the huge amount of memorials of death important people. Driss, after all, got Only 36 years in prison, instead of ~500 years, cuz he actually didn't kill, like the ringleader. He Only planned and builded the bombs. The others V&, 25 and 15 years on prison, all of those guys, are spending all of those years licking Burra's toenails till they die from Malaria. Youness' family, was aware about his plans when he arrived to Spain. Years later, on 2023, a guy named Yassine Kanjaa, decided to go apeshit on a church, after being B& for destroying religious things. Killed a sexton and wounded another. He also wounded 3 other people before being V&. His motive was being sent back to Morocco again.

ﷺ Trivia ﷺ

WHEELingly Euthanised
  1. All of the terrorist where mudslime moroccan sand niggers.
  2. Youness, the ringleader, wanted to make Spain "cry blood". AND HE DID IT!
  3. Driss, the ringleader of those who got V&, got 36 years on prison, were he is currently sucking bubba's feet till he dies from rape and dysentery.
  4. The attack, was inspired by the Ramadan Van Man, Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre, Nice Truck Attack 2016 and the Stockholm Truck Attack 2017, and did it better than almost all, except for the Nice Attack.
  5. Alek Minassian took notes and imitated them for his trolling attack in 2018..
  6. After his attack, on 2022, some angry jealous guy called Micael did the same with a car on a wedding in Madrid, score 4 and wounding 8. Got V&

On 2023, an anon guy rammed people with a quad in Alcobendas, Madrid, wounding 8 before an heroing like Karst Tates.
Later, another guy rammed people outside an hospital in Haro, killing a doctor and wounding 5 before gettin V&.
Last but not least, in 2024, Hipólito L.V., a drunk truck driver, rammed and killed 6 policemen adn wounded 3 before being V&. Posible Copycat spawns? You decide.

  1. This High Score, is Still the highest score on Carmaggedon and Hack'n'slash in Dagoland, with Only 16 kills.
  2. The separatists have stopped crying about independence and started crying about the Lulzfest. Nowadays, they are not crying anymore, because if they continue with this shit, they will most likely get another one.
  3. Its been 7 years. Somebody needs to set a New High Score.
  4. Youness wasn't gay after all photos he took
  5. Since 2017, Spain hasn't had a epic lulzfest with moar than 10 kills, excluding accidents and natural disasters.
  6. Youness, was shirtless when he got B& of his existance by the police. That explains why Spain is so hot during August and why he was a gay mudslime.
  7. The bombs set off on their houses, were to prevent pigs from checking their cell phones for tons of kiddie por and terrorist content.
  8. Barcelona, after this massacre, became a war zone because of the canis stabbing and stealing shit.
  9. In 2015, Max Porta was the predecessor of these terrorists. They multiplied his boring school attack by 16 2 years later.
  10. The terrorist recorded a video on their homes for their amokplan. One of them showed a fake nail bomb, trying to be funny, but we know what he actually is.

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Quotes

   
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II. El asesino que jugaba a atropellar peatones en la playstation
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—El mundo, blaming the Vidyagayms

   
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II. The killer who played running over pedestrians on the PlayStation
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—Translation

   
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Esto se os va a meter en la cabeza de vuestros hijos
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—One of the terrorist, menacing with a fake bomb.

   
“ 		 
This will get into your children's heads.
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—Translation

   
“ 		 
Esto que hace? Esto hace ¡Bum!
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— Youness and friends playing

   
“ 		 
What does this do? This goes Boom!
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— Translation

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Barcelona trolling About missing Pics
  • Gameplay footage
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  • DATASS
    DATASS
  • DAT ASS
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  • That face of ashaming when you left 151 wounded
    That face of ashaming when you left 151 wounded
  • More faggotry of Youness
    More faggotry of Youness
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    Kaboom
  • Goodnight Sweet Prince
    Goodnight Sweet Prince
  • Even dead he couldn't be more faggot
    Even dead he couldn't be more faggot
  • 4 of the most famous players (except Driss)
    4 of the most famous players (except Driss)
  • Youness in better times
    Youness in better times
  • Driss during the pandemic
    Driss during the pandemic
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