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[[Image:Gayalone.JPG|thumb|Gay, elderly and alone. (In [[New York]].)]]
[[File:Living the dream2.jpg|center|Living the feel]]
 
 
[[Image:Gayalone.JPG|thumb|right|[[Feminists]] are practitioners of dying alone.]]
[[Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|thumb|Much like his eyebrows, this [[azn|Azn]] will die alone.]]
[[Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|thumb|Much like his eyebrows, this [[azn|Azn]] will die alone.]]
[[Image:Ufukmee.jpg|thumb|This is [[you]].]]
[[Image:allmyfriendsaredead.jpg|thumb|<del>This is [[you]]</del> Like you would have friends.]]
The journey of '''dying alone''' is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of [[Buddhism]]. One must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you (if there ever was [[family|anyone]]). The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of [[aspie|Assperger's]] or [[Antisocial Personality Disorder]] (sociopath). Dying alone is an endeavor which takes a lifetime of [[drugs|dedication]].
The journey of '''dying alone''' is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of [[Buddhism]]. One must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you (if there ever was [[family|anyone]]). The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of [[aspie|Assburger's]] or [[Antisocial Personality Disorder]] (sociopath). Dying alone is an endeavor which takes a lifetime of [[drugs|dedication]].




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[[Image:wealldiealone01.jpg|thumb|OSHA-required warning sign reveals ugly truth.]]
[[Image:wealldiealone01.jpg|thumb|OSHA-required warning sign reveals ugly truth.]]


*You're a [[nigger]].
=== [[IRL|In real life]] ===
*You [[hate]] your family and they don't understand why. You pretty much deserve to die alone because of this you selfish bastard.
*You "identify" as one or more of
*<s>You [[hate]] all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to "like" you.</s> [[lol]] like [[you]]'ve ever had one.
**a [[gamer]]
**a "[[Bloggers|blogger]]"
**a [[Feminism|feminist]] ([https://archive.is/0ooHg dying among a disgusting horde of pet cats still counts as "dying alone"])
**a "[[nu-male|male feminist]]"
**a "[[Social Justice Warrior]]"
**[[Fat|fat/chubby/curvy/"healthy"/etc.]]
**a "[[virgin|MGTOW]]"
**a "[[Incel]]"
*You [[hate]] your family and they [[nigger|don't understand why]].
*<s>You [[hate]] all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to [[rape|"like"]] you.</s> [[lol]] like [[you]]'ve ever had one.
*You [[hate|have no relationship with]] your neighbors.([http://theync.com/media.php?name=14419-deranged-girl-kills-herself-in-bathtub....found-days-later-decaying who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh]).
*You [[hate|have no relationship with]] your neighbors.([http://theync.com/media.php?name=14419-deranged-girl-kills-herself-in-bathtub....found-days-later-decaying who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh]).
*You [[Bill Hicks|despise humanity]] and prefer the company of [[you|yourself]], [[cat|cats]] and [[IRC|'people']] you have never met and probably never will.
*You [[Bill Hicks|despise humanity]] and prefer the company of [[you|yourself]], [[cat|cats]] and [[IRC|'people']] you have never met and probably never will.
*[[unemployed|You don't have a job.]] --> Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from [[McDonald's]]). When/if you wear pants, they're jizz and urine-stained [[Steve Irwin|khakis]]. You're the all-singing ([[WHEN I WAS]]), all-dancing ([[DDR]]) [[crap]] of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the [[IRL|status quo]].
*[[unemployed|You don't have a job.]]
*Every Friday night, you dress in Vietnam War era camo, load your guns, take [[heroin|Morphine]], drink Thai whiskey, and watch ''Apocalypse Now Redux'' on DVD at full volume in the dark.
: Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from [[McDonald's]]). When/if you wear pants, they're jizz and urine-stained [[Steve Irwin|khakis]]. You're the all-singing ([[WHEN I WAS]]), all-dancing ([[DDR]]) [[crap]] of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the [[IRL|status quo]].
*You maxed out all your credit cards on purely selfish pursuits like [[p0rn]], [[Farmville]] coins, [[Runescape]], [[McDonalds|fast]] [[KFC|food]] and whiskey. Why bother wasting other people's money on charity when you can spend it all on yourself?
*You maxed out all your credit cards on [[pr0n]], [[Farmville|Farmville coins]] , [[Runescape]], [[McDonalds]], or [[KFC]].
*You're waiting for your Edward Cullen.
*The high point of every day is [[fap|fapping]].
*You browse Encyclopedia Dramatica.
*Your [[Vagina|pu55y]] or [[Penis|p3n15]] has been rubbed raw from fapping or schlicking.
*You're [[Fat|300lbs]] and waiting for your Edward Cullen.


The only way to prevent this is to reverse everything said above.
===On the internet===
*You seed just to interact with someone.
*Google doesn't even keep a marketing profile on you.
*Facebook is useless, even bots don't add you.
*You make torrents, and hope the creation fails so you have something to do.
*You read spam and pretend its email from friends.
*You send the RIAA your IP logs, and hope they call.
*You post banned content on sites, just so a mod has to look at it to delete it.
*You write about yourself on Encyclopedia Dramatica and no one can tell you aren't joking.
*You correct a spelling error in a checklist about you.


==Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us==
==Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us==


[[Image:Fleshlight.jpg|thumb|300px|Owning one of [[fleshlight|these]] guarantees that you will be dying happily alone. ]]
[[Image:Fleshlight motivation.jpg|thumb|300px|Owning one of [[fleshlight|these]] guarantees that you will be dying happily alone. ]]


[[Image:PinkButt.jpg|thumb|right|Owning one of [[fleshlight|these]] guarantees that you're gay, and will be dying alone.]]
[[Image:PinkButt.jpg|thumb|right|Owning one of [[faggot|these]] guarantees that you're gay, and will be dying alone.]]


[[File:Doglight.jpg|thumb|Owning one of these guarantees you're a [[dracoguard|demented]] [[Cory Williamson|dogfucker]] and will be dying alone.]]
[[File:Doglight.jpg|thumb|Owning one of these guarantees you're a [[dracoguard|demented]] [[Cory Williamson|dogfucker]] and will be dying alone.]]


*<s>[[Chris Benoit]]</s> [[an hero#An Hero version 2.0|took family with him]]
*<s>[[Donnie Darko]]</s> [[FAGGOT]]
*<s>Amelia Earnhardt</s> Took her navigator Fred Noonan with her
*Edgar Allen Poe
*Edgar Allen Poe
*Pretty much everyone who went for the [[High Score]].
*[[Amy Winehouse]]
*[[Anna Nicole Smith]]
*[[Best Korea|Kim Jong Il]]
*[[Candyjunkie]]
*[[GG Allin]]
*[[David Bowie|Ziggy Stardust]]
*[[Elvis Presley]]
*[[Elvis Presley]]
*<s>[[Donnie Darko]]</s> [[FAGGOT]]
*[[H.P. Lovecraft]]
*[[Whore|Sylvia Plath]]
*[[Heath Ledger]]
*[[Michael Jackson|Wacko Jacko]]
*[[Eddsworld|Edd Gould]]
*[[Anna Nicole Smith]]
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]]
*[[Hippy|Jim Morrison]]
*[[Hunter S. Thompson]]
*[[Jade Goody]]
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Paul Walker]]
*[[Lesbian|Emily Dickinson]]
*[[Lesbian|Emily Dickinson]]
*[[Lilo]]
*[[Lilo]]
*[[science|Nikola Tesla]]
*[[The Choking Game|Robin Williams]]
*[[David Bowie|Ziggy Stardust]]
*[[Megan_Meier|Megan Meier]]
*[[Michael Jackson|Wacko Jacko]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[Megan_Meier|Megan Meier]]
*[[Ripper]]
*[[Hippy|Jim Morrison]]
*[[Anal Cunt|Seth Putnam]]
*[[Whore|Sylvia Plath]] and her [[Unrealistic expectations|Extremely Talented]] husband Ted Hughes
*[[halo|Noble Six]]
*[[halo|Noble Six]]
*[[H.P. Lovecraft]]
*[[Ripper]]
*<s>[[Chris Benoit]]</s> [[an hero#An Hero version 2.0|took family with him]]
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Hunter S. Thompson]]
*[[Heath Ledger]]
*Amelia Earnhardt
*[[Candyjunkie]]
*[[Jade Goody]]
*[[jloveb]]
*[[jloveb]]
*[[Amy Winehouse]]
*[[science|Nikola Tesla]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless Cristopher McCandless]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless Cristopher McCandless]
*[[Verne Troyer]]
*[[William Atchison]]


==People with the Noble Aspiration of Dying Alone==
==People with the Noble Aspiration of Dying Alone==
[[Image:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg|thumb|[[BAWWWWW]],I have no friends, noone is at my party and Im dying alone. [[rofl]][[pwnd]]]]
[[Image:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg|thumb|[[BAWWWWW]],I have no friends, noone is at my party and Im dying alone. [[rofl]][[pwnd]]]]
* Avid [[The Sims|Sims]] players
*Every member of the [[Psion Guild]]
*[[Azure-Neon]]
*[[Azure-Neon]]
*[[Sonmanic]]
*[[Bureaucratic_Fucks#Bbb23|Bbb23]]
*[[Ray_Gordon]]
*[[BLARGH]]
*[[Chris Crocker]]
*[[Clayranger89]]
*[[Clayranger89]]
*[[David Hockey]]
*[[DaxFlame]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Dynacatlovesme]]
*[[Epic fat guy]]
*[[Irish282]]
*[[Joe Crusher Pickles]]
*[[JohnOfE]]
*[[Ket]]
*[[Kevin Havens]]
*[[Logan sperman]]
*[[Love Shy|Love-Shys]]
*[[Lowtax]]
*[[Lowtax]]
*[[Mariotehplumber]]
*[[Nadine Schweigert]]- She wants to die alone so badly that she [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|MARRIED HERSELF]].
*[[Nesshelper]]
*[[03bgood]]
*[[Phil Fish]]
*[[Pit_Viper]]
*[[Pratt]]
*[[Ray_Gordon]]
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*[[Sailormoonred1]]
*[[Shane Lee]]
*[[Shane Lee]]
*[[Sniff Heinkel]]
*[[Sonmanic]]
*[[Successful Troll]]
*[[Tanner Weed|Tanner Weed]]
*[[Tanner Weed|Tanner Weed]]
*[[Successful Troll]]
*[[Teamfarce]]
*[[DaxFlame]]
*[[Timothy McVeigh]]
*[[Updownmostly]]
*[[User:Eppigy|eppigy]]
*[[User:Eppigy|eppigy]]
*[[Sailormoonred1]]
*[[User:NeoLobster|NeoLobster]]
*[[User:NeoLobster|NeoLobster]]
*[[Epic fat guy]]
*[[User:Theburk|BURK]]
*[[Love Shy|Love-Shys]]
*[[Dynacatlovesme]]
*[[Updownmostly]]
*[[JohnOfE]]
*[[Irish282]]
*[[Logan sperman]]
*[[Vegan#SPECIAL_MENTION:__Camille_Marino|Camille Marino]]
*[[Vegan#SPECIAL_MENTION:__Camille_Marino|Camille Marino]]
*[[User:Theburk|BURK]]
*[[VenomFangX]]
*[[Veteran]]s
*[[Your Mom]]
*[[nullcherri]]
*[[nullcherri]]
* Avid [[The Sims|Sims]] players
*[[user:Drunkenlazybastard|DLB]]
*http://www.youtube.com/user/teamfarce DO NOT WANT
*{{deviantart|ImperialHope}}
*{{ytlink|8sVxmaa2Ur8|Richard Biggins}}
*{{ytlink|8sVxmaa2Ur8|Richard Biggins}}
*[[BLARGH]]
*[[user:Drunkenlazybastard|DLB]]
*[[Ket]]
*[[Sniff Heinkel]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Nesshelper]]
*[[Chris Crocker]]
*[[Kevin Havens]]
*[[David Hockey]]
*[[Pit_Viper]]
*[[Your Mom]]
*Every member of the [[Psion Guild]]
*{{ytlink|oL1srsEWDYM|Captain James T. Kirk}}
*{{ytlink|oL1srsEWDYM|Captain James T. Kirk}}
*[[VenomFangX]]
*[[Veteran]]s
*[[Superlisamcb]]
*http://www.youtube.com/user/xjuliettemariex DO NOT WANT
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*{{deviantart|ImperialHope}}
*[[Nadine Schweigert]]- She wants to die alone so badly that she [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|MARRIED HERSELF]].


==People Who Deserve To Die Alone==
==People Who Deserve To Die Alone==
[[File:Renamon doll with vag.jpg|thumb|If you make/own one of these,you are a [[chris chan|weeaboo digifaggot]] who will die alone.]]
[[File:Renamon doll with vag.jpg|thumb|If you make/own one of these,you are a [[chris chan|weeaboo digifaggot]] who will die alone.]]
*[[Franky]]
*[[Angelic-Catalyst]]  
*[[Angelic-Catalyst]]  
*[[Randomlaughingman]]
*[[Randomlaughingman]]
*[[TTT]]
*[[TTT]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Evildoer Korea|Kim Jong Il]]
*[[Latias4ever]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Asalieri]]
*[[DisneyFan01]]
*[[DisneyFan01]]
*[[Psychweasel]]
*[[Psychweasel]]
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*[[Psychweasel]]
*[[Psychweasel]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Samurai Jack]]
*[[JaSonic]]
*[[Kimmo Johan Alm]]
*[[Kimmo Johan Alm]]
*[[Blaze Arctic]]
*[[Blaze Arctic]]
*[[Ahotwheelscar]]
*[[Bill122460]]
*[[Bill122460]]
*[[DrMusic2]]
*[[DrMusic2]]
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*[[Richard Dawkins]]
*[[Richard Dawkins]]
*[[Anthony Merino]]
*[[Anthony Merino]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Tom Preston]]
*[[DarksydePhil]]
*[[WingsofRedemption]]
*[[W]]
*[[W]]
*[[Slut|Jade O'Leary]]
*[[Slut|Jade O'Leary]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[Doug Walker]]
*[[Cosplay|Cosplayers]]
*[[Cosplay|Cosplayers]]
*[[Jack Thompson]]
*[[Jack Thompson]]
*[[OJ Simpson]]
*[[OJ Simpson]]
*[[Internet Reviewing|Doodletones]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[Bronies|Ponyfags]]
*[[Bronies|Ponyfags]]
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*[[Mission: MySpace]]
*[[Mission: MySpace]]
*[[Cancerr]]
*[[Cancerr]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Psychweasel]]
*[[Psychweasel]]
*[[Dayen]]
*[[Cyraxx]]
*[[SephirothPrincess941]]
*[[SephirothPrincess941]]
*[[WAXLABLTABLER]]
*[[WAXLABLTABLER]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
*[[DBoyWheeler]]
*[[DBoyWheeler]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Lena Dunham]]
*[[ThatKidDouglas]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Vade]]
*[[Uwe Boll]]
*[[Peter Popoff]]  
*[[Peter Popoff]]  
*[[Nostalgia Chick|Lindsay Ellis]]
*[[Psychweasel]]
*[[Psychweasel]]
*[[Professor Kuhtoons]]
*[[Tourneyfag|Tourneyfags]]
*[[Tourneyfag|Tourneyfags]]
*[[Amy Schumer]]
*[[TempleOS|Terry A. Davis]]
*[[Kenny Glenn]]
*[[Kenny Glenn]]
*[[Kat Dennings]]
*[[Liberals]]
*[[Liberals]]
*[[Republicans]]
*[[Republicans]]
*[[Libertarians]]
*[[Jews|Jews]]
*[[Jews|Jews]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Special snowflakes]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Feminists]]
*[[You|You]]
*[[Juggalos]]
*[[Weeaboos]]
*[[Meta527II]]
*[[frozen fandom]]
*[[Jennifer Lee]]
*[[Chris Buck]]
*[[Goths]]
*[[Rose3212|Rose]]
*[[Rose3212|Rose]]
*[[Leslie Jones]]
*[[BLACKbusterCritic]]
*[[BLACKbusterCritic]]
*[[Soulja Boy]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Nihilistic Snake]]
*[[Sarah Silverman]]
*[[Schaffarilla Productions]] (like we really needed another autistic YouTube reviewer)
*[[all of the Star Wars fandom]]
*[[theamazing(flithy nigger)lucas
*[[Paul Feig]]
*[[The Eclectic Espeon]]
*[[DizzyMissLizzi]]
*[[I Dislike Cis People]]
*[[Nixxiom]]
*[[VinceintheBay]]
*[[Lizzy the Lezzy]]
*[[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony]]
*[[MLP Forums|MLP Forums Users]]
*Anyone uploading shit to [[DeviantART]] or Pixiv
*[[Weegeeisgoingtokillm|Wendy-Testaburger, Weegeeisgoingtokillm,Weegeeisgoingtokillme, Mahboy, whatever you want to call him.]]
*Rodheh ([[deviantart|devianTART]] & YTMND user who will most likely die alone because more apparently important people [[shit nobody cares about|think he's a "sperg"]].)
*Rodheh ([[deviantart|devianTART]] & YTMND user who will most likely die alone because more apparently important people [[shit nobody cares about|think he's a "sperg"]].)
*Comradvolk (Another YTMND user who MIGHT die alone based on whether or not there's enough vodka after the storm hits.)
*Comradvolk (Another YTMND user who MIGHT die alone based on whether or not there's enough vodka after the storm hits.)
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* William Marshburn, [[Faggot|Faggoty]]-ass [[nerd|nerd]] from Bremerton WA
* William Marshburn, [[Faggot|Faggoty]]-ass [[nerd|nerd]] from Bremerton WA
*The users of [[Colony drop|Colony Drop]], a [[Retard|hardcore]] and [[EXTREME|edgy]] [[Weeaboo|Reject Weeaboo]] bukkake attempt to have other weeabbos and all of Japan to suck off of their dongs out of a starved [[Ego|ego]] and long lasting [[Virgin|virginity]]
*The users of [[Colony drop|Colony Drop]], a [[Retard|hardcore]] and [[EXTREME|edgy]] [[Weeaboo|Reject Weeaboo]] bukkake attempt to have other weeabbos and all of Japan to suck off of their dongs out of a starved [[Ego|ego]] and long lasting [[Virgin|virginity]]
*[[EDP445]]
*[[You]]
* [[Hothead the mare]]
*[[User:Lesb1doodl3r|Lesb1doodl3r]]
* [[The-Sakura-Samurai]]
* [[TheOdd1sOut]]


==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Lonely]]
*[[Lonely]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]]
*[[Pixelmari]] - A trap weeaboo that is trying to die alone.
*[[Pixelmari]] - A trap weeaboo that is trying to die alone.
*[[Pruno]]
*[[Pruno]]
*[[R9k|/r9k/]]
*[[Sex_game]]
*[[Sex_game]]
*[[The Choking Game]]
*[[Totse]]
*[[Totse]]
*[[Wizardchan]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
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{{Timeline|Featured article February 14, [[2009]]|[[Last Thursday]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[So i herd u liek mudkip]]}}
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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Latest revision as of 23:24, 15 October 2024

Living the feel
Living the feel


Feminists are practitioners of dying alone.
Much like his eyebrows, this Azn will die alone.
This is you Like you would have friends.

The journey of dying alone is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of Buddhism. One must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you (if there ever was anyone). The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of Assburger's or Antisocial Personality Disorder (sociopath). Dying alone is an endeavor which takes a lifetime of dedication.


Dying Alone Checklist

This is YOU bitching about your missed opportunity

OSHA-required warning sign reveals ugly truth.

In real life

Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from McDonald's). When/if you wear pants, they're jizz and urine-stained khakis. You're the all-singing (WHEN I WAS), all-dancing (DDR) crap of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the status quo.

On the internet

  • You seed just to interact with someone.
  • Google doesn't even keep a marketing profile on you.
  • Facebook is useless, even bots don't add you.
  • You make torrents, and hope the creation fails so you have something to do.
  • You read spam and pretend its email from friends.
  • You send the RIAA your IP logs, and hope they call.
  • You post banned content on sites, just so a mod has to look at it to delete it.
  • You write about yourself on Encyclopedia Dramatica and no one can tell you aren't joking.
  • You correct a spelling error in a checklist about you.

Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us

Owning one of these guarantees that you will be dying happily alone.
Owning one of these guarantees that you're gay, and will be dying alone.
Owning one of these guarantees you're a demented dogfucker and will be dying alone.

People with the Noble Aspiration of Dying Alone

BAWWWWW,I have no friends, noone is at my party and Im dying alone. roflpwnd

People Who Deserve To Die Alone

If you make/own one of these,you are a weeaboo digifaggot who will die alone.

See Also

External Links

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Those Who Have Died Alone

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Those Dying Alone

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