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{{FactAlert|Doing this might get your car [[pwned]].}} | {{FactAlert|Doing this might get your car [[pwned]].}} | ||
A | A '''street takeover''' is when a group of [[niggers]], [[wiggers]], [[spics]] and other [[faggots]] block a road to do burnouts, donuts or street race, add in a crowd of 12 year old kids, guns, and shitty trap music you have a street takeover. | ||
These events are all filmed on every single [[12 year old]] iPhone and put on the internet for everyone to see these retards drive in circles, where they somehow manage to [[fail]] spectacularly as they crash into other cars, the curb, the audience and any other random object they can find. | These events are all filmed on every single [[12 year old]] iPhone and put on the internet for everyone to see these retards drive in circles, where they somehow manage to [[fail]] spectacularly as they crash into other cars, the curb, the audience and any other random object they can find. | ||
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== Choose Your Vehicle == | == Choose Your Vehicle (Bikes And Cars)== | ||
* Mustangs | |||
* Any Mopar ((challenger/charger) beloved by [[niggers]]) | |||
* Ricers | |||
* Infiniti/Nissan | |||
* Old Shitboxes | |||
* Toyotas | |||
* | * Honda Bikes and Civics | ||
* Electric Cars | |||
* | * [[Ferrari Guy|Ferrari]] (If you’re rich and dont care) | ||
* | * AMG-Mercedes | ||
* | * Go-Karts | ||
* Rentals | * Rentals | ||
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File:Fat boy gets hit at takeover.mp4 | File:Fat boy gets hit at takeover.mp4 | ||
file:Mustang&Corvettefail.gif | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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Latest revision as of 22:37, 12 August 2024
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FACT ALERT: Doing this might get your car pwned. |
A street takeover is when a group of niggers, wiggers, spics and other faggots block a road to do burnouts, donuts or street race, add in a crowd of 12 year old kids, guns, and shitty trap music you have a street takeover.
These events are all filmed on every single 12 year old iPhone and put on the internet for everyone to see these retards drive in circles, where they somehow manage to fail spectacularly as they crash into other cars, the curb, the audience and any other random object they can find.
Due to the obvious annoyance they cause, these events are usually quickly shutdown by the Fun police causing all the wannabe $treet racers to scatter.
Choose Your Vehicle (Bikes And Cars)
- Mustangs
- Any Mopar ((challenger/charger) beloved by niggers)
- Ricers
- Infiniti/Nissan
- Old Shitboxes
- Toyotas
- Honda Bikes and Civics
- Electric Cars
- Ferrari (If you’re rich and dont care)
- AMG-Mercedes
- Go-Karts
- Rentals
- Really anything that you can get your hands on
Gallery of fails
[Fried Chicken]
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