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JessePajamas is a sissy tryhard sonicfag who pretends to be a "remixer" but just runs downloaded MIDIs from VGMusic through FL Studio and calls it a day.
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'''JessePajamas''' (previously known as '''FireGoron''', and '''FireGXLOL''', [[Powerword]]: Jesse P. James) is a [[gay|sissy]] tryhard [[furry|sonicfag]] who pretends to be a "remixer" but just runs downloaded MIDIs from VGMusic through Garageband and calls it a day. He is notoriously NOT known by anybody, in fact he's a complete [[nobody]] and no one gives a shit about him. Despite this, he is an attention and drama [[whore]] of the [[Sonic]] community.


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<center>An honest and believable reaction to literally any of Jesse's videos</center>


[[File:Fg_cold.jpg|thumb|FireGoron trying to be cute and nude AT THE SAME TIME]]
==History==
[[File:Fg_playstation.jpg|thumb|Infamous Playstation Image]]
[[File:FGtoon.jpg|thumb|100px|Logo of FireGoron]][[File:Jessepjs.jpg|thumb|100px|Current day Logo]]
If there's anything that has remained [[autism|consistent]] in Jesse's longrunning YouTube "career" its that he has never stopped trying to get attention by doing "[[edgy]]" videos. Rightfully so, they've all been [[unfunny]] and never got any views.


"Skids" here, as he's commonly refered to online, is a dickless wonder and a newfag who stumbled onto the Interwebs sometime last year onto JewTube. He has since strived to be an online cam whore, desperate for any attention he can get because his parents raped and abused him (repeatedly) as a child. This went on for a number of years until they eventually grew bored with him, decided to have a *VERY* late term abortion and promptly dumped him into a garbage bin one night.  From then on he was brought up by a deranged, stank old bum named "Berney" who educated him fully in the art of "cock shitting" and "cock shnogling" which he later used to his advantage in order to secure a job scrubbing toilets at McDonalds after he offered the manager a sloppy blow job.
===Before JessePajamas===
Before Jesse went by his current and retarded moniker, his previous usernames were [https://www.youtube.com/user/firegoron FireGoron], and [https://www.youtube.com/user/firegxlol FireGXLOL] as well as many others that are too numerous to list and [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody gives a flying fuck]] anyway. On these accounts, Jesse mostly made [[stealing|imitation videos]], stealing from and [[fail|mocking]] others that were more popular than him. First he tried copying popular YouTubers at the time including [[Chris Crocker]], and sexibabegirl1920, but then when that didn't work, he picked the Sonic community due to his love of [[spax3|Cream the Rabbit]]. Jesse proved to be not as funny as those he imitated and ended up [[an hero|ragequitting]] his FireGXLOL account when he couldn't seem to get any views on his videos. He and another [[gay]] user named Marge or something tried to even rip off [[Game Grumps]] by starting a duo [[fail|commentary channel]], but this was also bland and didn't get any views either.


Because of his "cock shitting" childhood he's desperate for attention...*ANY* attention, and will do absolutely anything he can think of to get it.  Including going out of his way to humiliate himself online. Unfortunately he just never learned how to interact with others like normal people and since he's completely socially retarded in every way imaginable, he has no friends, not even "virtual" friends on the Internet.  In fact, he's such an social leper that the only way he can even get people to make fun of him is by giving them the usernames and passwords to his online accounts whilst bending his fat ass over and screaming, "PUNISH ME DADDY, PUNISH ME!"
===Current Day===
For reasons unknown, MugiMikey a decently known [[newgrounds|animator]] in the Sonicsphere on YouTube has cut ties with Jesse do to his Transphobia and overall creepy abusive relationships has with any woman/child dumb enough to talk to him. Jesse has lost his YouTube, lost his Twitter and now sits as a broken shell of a fat fuck in his discord server where his fans/kids are the only ones left to blow off his ego and make him feel wanted... which he is not.


Needless to say, contact with this kooky little cam-whoring homo should be avoided at all cost. Don't talk to him, don't reply to him, don't look at his videos, don't even take the bother to acknowledge his existence in any way.  You'll only be contributing to the problem if you do. The best thing you can do is simply reply to his every post or video with dozens of links to homo websites and pictures of cock...*LOTS* of cock. The more cock you can send his way, the better you'll be making the Interwebs!
==Drama==
He is no stranger to [[drama]]. Wherever he goes, drama is soon to follow. Most of it adds up to the fact that [[attention whore|Jesse never gets his way]] and goes out of his way to [[harass]] and offend those that upset his little sissy feelings. Jesse and his cult of simps who manage to somehow follow someone more pathetic than themselves now spend their days making alt accounts to dox and harass anyone that would dare call him out on his gross pedophilic behavior. Jesse is someone who now resorts to flagging videos that are made exposing his sexual degeneracy... Truly he is a man who can dish it out but can't take it.


==Then==
[[File:Ilylikewoahhbby.GIF|thumb|250px|Comment War Faggotry.]]
[[File:Fg_nude_guitar.jpg|thumb|Just what could he be [[Pussy|hiding]] under there?]]
===Deviant Art===
[[File:Fg_highschool.jpg|thumb|Notice how no one sits next to him in class.]]
Jesse has repeatedly antagonized [[fag|people]] in the Sonic fandom including artists that refused to draw [[sonichu|Jesse's OC]] having sex with Cream the Rabbit. This in turn saw Jesse creating a [[fake|sock account]] "KairiMitzou" (still up to this day) and uploading their artwork under the video title "[https://youtu.be/Lkm8ewfIVj0 Stupid Sonic Couples]" to [[trigger|spite]] them.
These users were [http://www.youtube.com/kkpinkfox KKPinkFox], [http://www.youtube.com/lightningxshadow lightninxshidw], [http://www.youtube.com/blazexfierykittyx blazexfurykittyx] and [http://www.youtube.com/ilylikewoahhbby Illakulebubby] and all are [[horrible]] Sonic fan artists that fight over which one of their OCs gets to be paired with [[emo|Shadow]]. Ultimately, the video remained uploaded (at least Part 2) and these three artists have cried themselves to sleep every night since then, and have each committed the rest of their lives to disliking every video Jesse uploads on his new accounts. [[Conspiracy Theory|They also had a hand in writing his previous articles]].


===MASTERLINKX butt-job era===
===YouTube===
FlamingGrogan, as he's known to personal butt buddies, made a video called "MASTERLINKX SUCKS" in an incredibly unfunny and painfully obvious attempt at trying to troll 12 year old boys on the Intertubes.  This failed of course, but not before he repeatedly shoved a dildo up his ass over the thought of 12 year old boys getting all butthurt over his epic abortion of a trolling attempt.
Being a YouTuber that constantly [[troll|mocks]] and [[rape|harasses]] others, Jesse was bound to attract some negative attention to his channels. [[no one|Many people]] have made video responses to his uploads including [[hate|reaction videos]], and rebuttals.  


===HoodboyTails era===
TheZealMaster, an everyday guy took issue with many things Jesse has said, including a time when Jesse gloated about having sex with a girl who was barely legal at the time.
<s>[[HoodboyTails]] is the reason Speakonia videos were popularized on YouTube. When  FireGoron found HoodboyTails' videos, he decided to expand and invest in the  video trend by doing exactly what HbT did by adding no creativity and ideas of  his own. Because the idea was so new, and apparently, SO FUNNY, FireGoron, and  others, funny1allways, ZenkaiKenny, and DBZsonic all created the [[Sonic X Bloopers]] series, which was like a hybrid of an abridged series and a [[speakonia]] video. This boosted FG's popularity up about another hundred  subscribers.</s> SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT!
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHTWD_QVKas Response to FireGXLOL's sonic voice actor video]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSN-uHrDTQE FireGXLOL intriguing conversation found]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e83yBENOHvY Obilivion talks about FireGXLOL's channel news video]


===Devian Tart Prissy Little Bitch Slap era===
Jesse even harassed minors on YouTube, including a butterball named [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jCoYoLZGlQ 3FrogBoy] in which Jesse stole his video and replaced the audio with a baby crying.
Because FlamingGrogan's only real goal in his dead end little life is trying to convince himself that he's some kind of super [[Failing|amazing]] troll, he decided to try and piss off more prepubescent boys.  This time he went for a whole shit load of Deviant Tartlets. He came up with the stunningly brilliant plan of taking a bunch of tweenage muppet fuck's half ass crayon box molestations that he slurped up off their Devian Tartlet accounts and then put them into an incredibly unfunny, unoriginal video called "Stupid Sonic Couples" that he bitched together using the freebie version of Windows Movie Maker on the "family Dell". And yes, yes he was *VERY* proud of that title, he considered it his "trolling masterpiece" at the time and spent hours on end fingering his cunt-hole with a rusty razor blade over how clever he thought he was.


This third abortion of a trolling attempt, as you might imagine, did absolutely nothing at all other than get a few 12 year old boys all butthurt and bellyachin about the big, bad, butt fucked little bitch, FlamingGrogan. He did manage to get like three new subscribers to his JewTube account, however, given just how socially retarded the little goober is, it's much more likely that he simply started making sock puppet support slurpers to try and feign importance.
Jesse was shitcanned from YouTube in 2021 due to upsetting his now ex tranny gf and getting mass flagged by her lgbt simps. He still pathetically holds onto the hope that he will come back one day.


===Voice Ass Actor era===
===Twitter===
[[File:Fg_faceshot.jpg|thumb|FlamingGrogan tries so hard to be an emo-fag for attention.]]
Even on social media, Jesse has failed to obtain positive attention. Not surprisingly, the small notice he DID get was derogatory. Several users have spoke up about their opinions of Jesse and his catalog of content.


Later down the road FlamingGrogan [[Blowjob|made friends with]] some nobody tweenage muppet fuck on JewTube who ran a pretend "voice acting" "company" called "BlackassStudios"...or something like that.  Anyway, this "company" wasn't a real business of course, it was just a bunch of overly pathetic basement dwelling animu fags who wanted to play pretend voice actor and as such went around "hiring" other random tweenagers for "roles" in half-assed, eventually aborted after three scenes, [[animu]] dubbing "jobs"...in which there was no real pay involved and of course never any permission or rights obtained from the original owners.  These piss ridden attempts were quite frankly so gut wrenchingly horrible they played out like 50s era dub jobs of b-grade Godzirra movies, only using the voice work of prepubescent fuck stains from Generation Barney.  Eventually, FlamingGrogan wound up fired from his pretend virtual job and started crying like a little bitch about it, but then, THE MAN HAS NO BALLS...so what the fuck did you really expect?
On a video by YouTuber [https://www.youtube.com/user/GamerGuyd7Aces GamerGuyd7Aces] called "【Sonic Theory: Is Donald Trump the Real Dr. Eggman?】" was found by and commented on by Jesse, which to GamerGuy was the equivalent of take a drill on full speed right up his asshole. Gamer made several tweets about the incident, and publicly stated multiple times that he muted/blocked Jesse and warned his followers to never watch any of Jesse's videos (good advice honestly).


===SexNiggersBlack era===
FireGrogan created a new account called "SexNiggersBlack" in order to show his love of having black cock up his ass.  Of course it certainly had ~nothing~ at all to do with trying to draw even more negative attention to himself.  Using this account he ripped off a lot of popular JewTube videos, fagging them up real good with clips from his favorite [[animu]] series, like Pokuman, Samurai Jack, Strawberry Shitcake, Power Puff Girls and of course My Little Pony (his personal favorite animu).  By using clips from all these popular tweeny bopper toons he was able to bring even *MOAR* attention to himself from Generation Barney, proving once again that the only thing he's really interested in is attempting to molest children in the same way that his parents molested him as a child.  Obviously having no cock to speak of presents somewhat of a challenge, however FireGrogan feels confident that the vibrator he stole from his mother will work just as good as the real thing, as he's tested the theory out on his own ass...repeated, with fairly positive results.


===FireCrotch, Self Inflicted Stupidity and LEAVING FOREVERZ!===
Another YouTuber named [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC24PonY7Z-qO8kaNemtZ80Q BlueRush1992] recognized that Jesse's videos are shit made a tweet slamming Jesse's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40sLgUe0xP0 Sonic Hentai Video] (where Jesse ADMITS he jacks off to it). The tweet was liked by many who agreed, but Jesse attempted to write it off with a joke, but failed because he has no credibility anyway.
[[File:Fg_guitar_shot.jpg|thumb|He just pretends he can play.]]


It was around this time that FlamingGrogan started referring to himself as SeizureProne FireCrotch, or just FireCrotch for short, after his cock and balls quite literally spontaneously combusted one evening after a he started having a violent seizure in the middle of a ass rape session involving some poor, prepubescent boy he lured into his car off the street. The seizure caused his body to twitch violently in a spastic meltdown and as the boy's ass was so small and tight the incredibly intense friction turned his usual "flaming grogan" into an "incinerated grogan", burning off his entire cock and balls in the process.
Jesse was shitcanned from twitter twice, once for a racist post he made at YouTuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7W7XysIo5vIHO5jkwP8SBQ] and the second time was for ban evading and overall being a creep in general... Nothing new for Jesse. Considering the fact that he came back after getting banned the first time and is still desperate for attention time will on tell how long it will be before he makes a new account.
 
After eventually coming to grips with the fact that he no longer had any genitals to speak of, this article about him popped up on ED, seemingly written in a form that tried to compensate for his lack of any balls or cock. He tried to claim that one of his tweeny bopper haters made the page in retaliation for his totally making fun of them for liking Sonic The Hedgepig and calling them a, *gasp*, FURRY!  Of course, looking over the original article it's quite clear to anyone who isn't mentally amputated that the little goober wrote the article himself, since it's just FILLED with self slurpage and unwarranted self importance whilst providing only the slightest bit of degrading, invective prose.
 
One does wonder if he did this on purpose in the hopes that ED regulars would notice and promptly blister his fat ass in thirty eight different directions for it.  Obviously in an effort to try and seek more negative attention since he doesn't know how to interact socially like normal people.  There is some pretty strong evidence of that fact as well, in that shortly after the ED page was created he wound up GIVING OUT HIS USERNAME AND PASSWORD to random strangers.  Such a masochistic act of sheer idiocy, as you might imagine, resulted in his entire JewTube account being almost completely obliterated and pissed all over.  All the while FireCrotch's bare ass was seemingly stuck up in the air as he screamed out, "PUNISH ME, DADDY!  BLISTER MY FAT ASS RED!  I'VE BEEN BAD BOY!"
 
In the aftermath, after he finally managed to regain control of the account, by crying like a little girl to the JewTube admins, he looked all around, realized that still *NO ONE* was paying any attention to him and promptly pissed in his little pretty pink princess training panties in indignant frustration over his complete failure of a self-inflicted punishment.  After which he started BAAAWing his eyes out and screamed, "I'M LEAVING FOREVERZ AND I'M NOT EVER COMING BACK EVER AGAIN!"
 
===Return to YouTube===
One day, FireGoron decided to re-open his account and try once again to become  popular by not being creative, and by mocking other popular videos on YouTube.  THIS TIME, he was mocking people who were famous for [[crap]] reasons. His first  target was [[Chris Crocker]]. Although parodying him really got him no where, since everyone was doing it at the time. His second target was [[Smosh]], third  was [[Gothbabe0304]] and his final attack was on Sexybabegirl, which he "put in  her place" by mimicking her bikini dancing videos by dressing up in a bikini  himself, and dancing to the same song she was dancing to in her video... Yep. He  put on a bikini, danced on cam, and put it on YouTube.. JUST to get popular.  Creative.
 
===Banishment===
FireGoron eventually did get banished because he made a video of [[Dragonforce]]  singing about how much they love killing [[niggers]] and raping women. YouTube  felt that this freedom of speech video was just too distasteful for their site,  so with the removal of the video, FireGoron was finally banned. The video was  uploaded to [[Break.com]] and is still available for viewing.
 
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==Attention Whore==
==Attention Whore==
[[File:8a4d46cbde36c58580b935f9077375a8_20100312195623_510.jpg|thumb|Aww so gay.]]
[[File:Jessepjsgay.png|thumb|150px|JessePjs gay]]  
[[File:L_ec00124d4318423e82cc66ce10a055fc.jpg|thumb|This is what makes him a musician, right?]]
In every attempt to get noticed by those around him, Jesse has even leaked nudes online, revealing HE HAS NO COCK! That's right, Jesse has no dick or balls to fuck anyone. In fact, it's Jesse that wants to get fucked, in his ass! While wearing a schoolgirl uniform and women's panties lol.


FireMoron is an online [[attention whore]] and the clear definition of a raging PUSSY trapped in a prepubescent male's body. This fact was made abundantly clear after some nudie pics were "hacked" off his MySpace page which revealed the [[Obvious|stunning]] truth: THIS MAN HAS NO COCK!
===EXPOSED!===
<center>[[Image:FireGoron_Has_No_Cock.jpg]]


==Now==
{{rainbow|Jesse is a sissy twink boy that wants to be "corrupted" by a "mommy domme!}}"</center>
===New Account===
FireGoron has a new account, '''FireGXLOL''' and is continuing to post bad Speakonias, Singonias, and other butthurt videos which get low star rating and no views. He is apparently now a song composer of a shitty flash series called 3FrogBros, and he is even now claiming that he was the voice of Marth in [[Brawl|Brawl Taunts]]! Can you imagine such a small world?


===EXPOSED!===
===Youtube===
[[File:FireGoron_Has_No_Cock.jpg|center]]
Jesse, throughout the course of his life as a YouTuber has made repeated attempts to get noticed by upload content as edgy as possible. This even led him to wearing A BIKINI and dancing on camera. Rumor suggests that this video was what he would send to women he admired to try and show off his "slim" body type.
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Jesse literally stole his sister's bikini top to make this video.</center>


<center>
[[File:Jessefetlife.png|thumb|150px|SINGLE. SUBMISSIVE. BABYBOY.]]
<br />Yes, yes it's very true...this man has no dick.
[[File:Jessefetlifeabout.png|thumb|150px|PLEASE SIT ON MY COCK MOMMY!]]
<br />He's cockless!
<br />Without penis.
<br />Erectilely challenged.
<br />A poverty of a package if you will.
<br />A dickless wonder.
<br />No more Mr. Happy.
<br />Lorena Bobbitt's biggest fan!
</center>


===FetLife===
===FetLife===
His FetLife profile reads, and i quote,
Jesse once had a [https://fetlife.com/users/416965 FetLife] page (dating site for fags) and on it he admits he loves being a sissy bitch boy and taking it up the ass. His long ass bio was boring so here's the best bits:
 
<blockquote style="font-style:italic;"><p>Call me Tsu, The T is silent. Tsu is a Japanese word meaning tidal, which basically means large.. So it fits me well, don't ya think? Mhm. I'm an egotistical narcissist and i like being one, and would really like to see people out there respect my being. I do not approach, but am very approachable and friendly. I am open for touching as long as you know all the right spots to touch me in (anywhere along my spine). I am straight, sorry guys. I like to think of myself as "half broken" making bisexuality a "fixed" preference, yet i really don't think there is a right and wrong to preferences. Be forward with me. Reach out, touch me, put your hands on me, hug me, nuzzle me, do as your wish, i am very open to forwardness. I don't need to know your last name before intercourse.</p>


<p>I am STD free!</p>
<blockquote style="font-style:italic;">"I am open for touching as long as you know all the right spots to touch me in (anywhere along my spine).Be forward with me. Reach out, touch me, put your hands on me, hug me, nuzzle me, do as your wish, i am very open to forwardness."


<p>Why do i like to call myself a vanilla? Because i like playing innocent, no matter how experienced i get, i will always consider myself to be inexperienced and very new, simply because that's the mindset i prefer to be in. I am not a virgin, i know how to handle a woman, and i happen to be a sadomasochist, but that doesn't mean i don't like looking cute and feeling innocent! So, i will continue to call myself a vanilla, and think in the mindset of one. It makes roleplay much more fun when finding a woman who wants to "currupt" me.&nbsp;:]</p>
"i like playing innocent, no matter how experienced i get, i will always consider myself to be inexperienced and very new, simply because that's the mindset i prefer to be in.It makes roleplay much more fun when finding a woman who wants to "currupt" me."


<p>On the whole slave/master/pet/owner thing, i consider myself someone who would rather be in charge of a full time pet, or pets, rather than being a pet to someone else... Sorry, i just think i think too much to be a pet. I'd be a terrible slave. Although i do feel more comfortable owning a harem of my own, i'd prefer the girls to be much smaller than me, and well i'm already a small guy so think about it. As for dominant/submissive, i consider myself a submissive. It goes along with the whole "looking cute and playing innocent" kind of thing. It's not so much that i like being "controlled" it's more or less i like to feel "more innocent" than my partner, i guess. I prefer bottom. I like to wear white, as it is an innocent color, but don't worry, under all that white is the body of a sadomasochist. I love watching people get hurt, people hitting, and i even enjoy enduring physical pain.. I like to test my limits to see how much i can take whether it be being spanked or cut. I also really like to hit, smacking, spanking, whipping. I'm all for it. I'm a switch when it comes to sadomasochism and dom/sub. But for anything else, i'm mostly sub, bottom, etc. If being part of a pet/owner relationship, i'd definitely be the owner. I'm not looking for an owner, perhaps a mentor or mistress, but not an owner. I own myself. =p</p>
"I prefer bottom."
</blockquote>


<p>I am very into ageplay and roleplaying! I love school scenes, incest scenes, teacher/student, mommy/son, all that good stuff. Oh yeah, tons more, i just can't think of any right now because my brain is all... blah. Anyway, in these said scenes, is where i prefer to play the innocent role, the younger role, smaller, inexperienced. Why? Iunno, just because. This doesn't necessarily mean i want to be bottom all the time, just in roleplay, or dress up. If it's coming down to BDSM, then yeah i'll probably want to be in control. My body has a problem with feeling pain... hehe.</p>
On his fetlife Jesse also revealed that he likes to wear schoolgirl uniforms, and put vibrators up his ass. He also apparently admitted that he fantasized wearing women's panties and being fucked in the ass as someone pretends to be his "big sister." He also has a thing for femdom, "mommy dommes" and "mom/son roleplay" lol.


<p>If i give off a "my shit never stinks" vibe, then good! That is the vibe i prefer to give off. Does it mean i think i'm better than everyone else? No. It's not a mentality issue. In fact, i prefer to think everyone is equal, no special treatment. Why do i go around with an egotistical attitude? Perhaps it's because i'm young, and i'm going through that "i'm invincible" stage, or maybe it's because it helps distract me from depression, bi polar, ADHD and other dumb shit. Either way, if you choose to not get along with me because of this attitude, i will let people know. I understand if this attitude may be a turn off to you, but you don't see me discriminating against people because of how they act. I accept everyone, no matter what their "faults" are.</p></blockquote>
[[File:Jessee621.png|thumb|150px|ANAL. CREAM PORN. CROSSDRESSING!]]
===e621===
Like every Sonic fan, Jesse pays regular visits to furry porn website e621, in which he has an account. On it he has favorites tags including: crossdressing, armpits, sweat, dickgirls, ass spreading, anal, "male solo," gay, and femdom.


His profile and all his favorites picks can be seen [https://e621.net/user/show/319718 here]!


===Fetishes===
He follows SpazKidin3d like a lost puppy, begging him to continue his Rouge the Bat comic and even threatening him at gunpoint to be in his videos so that his "fans" will think he's friends with him. Several of Spaz's art can be seen in Jesse's favorites suggesting they're friends, but if you look at Jesse's twitter you'll see several tweets aimed at Spaz by Jesse but with no response whatsoever, further suggesting that Jesse is obsessively stalking him.
(Again from his FetLife Profile)


<blockquote style="font-style:italic;"><p>Into: 24/7 (everything to do with it), age play (everything to do with it), cuddles (receiving), dildos (watching), gangbangs (giving), kidnapping roleplay (receiving), lingerie (watching), making home movies (everything to do with it), masturbation (everything to do with it), multiple orgasms (giving), nipples (watching), oral sex (receiving), role play (everything to do with it), schoolgirl uniform (watching), sex in public (everything to do with it), sex with strangers (giving), talking dirty, tearing off clothing (everything to do with it), toys (watching), vibrators (watching), voyeurism (receiving).</p>
===Babysitting Cream===
Jesse's favorite Sonic character to fap to is Cream the Rabbit, not because he's into little rabbits, but because he wants to BE Cream the Rabbit. That's right, Jesse is a little sissy boy that loves wearing women's panties, schoolgirl outfits, being the bottom and wanting a mommy to take care of him has a lot in common with Cream the Rabbit, and he naturally idolizes her. It's no surprise that Jesse's favorite part of the game is not getting to bone Cream, but rather a GAY JERK OFF SCENE OF SONIC AND KNUCKLES. Just listen to how excited Jesse gets during this scene.
<center><youtube>NN012R4N_nM</youtube></center>
<center>At [[9/11|9:11]] Jesse literally cums so hard the video breaks.</center>


<p>Curious about: anal sex, bondage, chastity devices, cross dressing, fisting, humiliation, master/slave.</p></blockquote>
==Reaction to his Article==
[[File:Jessereaction1.png|thumb|700x700px|center|He knows lol]]


==Profiles==
== External Links ==
*'''[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=firegxlol FireGoron's YouTube]'''
*[https://twitter.com/JessePajamas Twitter]
*'''[http://myspace.com/firegoron FireGoron's MySpace]'''
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/FireGoronReturns FireGoronReturns YouTube Channel] - Jesse's attempt to recapture the "magic" of his old speakonia videos
*[http://www.freewebs.com/Malchi/ FireGoron's Furcadia Charater]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvE-EP3FOjFPdV3ZR6VQ5dA JessePajamas YouTube Channel]
*[http://firegoron.newgrounds.com/ FireGoron's Newgrounds account]
*[https://www.facebook.com/jessepajamas Facebook Profile]
*[http://fetlife.com/users/416965/ FireGoron's FetLife Profile]
*[http://www.google.com/profiles/firegxlol/ FireGoron's Google Account] (Has a lot of links to other of his websites)
*[http://picasaweb.google.com/firegxlol/ FireGoron's Picasa Account]


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JessePajamas (previously known as FireGoron, and FireGXLOL, Powerword: Jesse P. James) is a sissy tryhard sonicfag who pretends to be a "remixer" but just runs downloaded MIDIs from VGMusic through Garageband and calls it a day. He is notoriously NOT known by anybody, in fact he's a complete nobody and no one gives a shit about him. Despite this, he is an attention and drama whore of the Sonic community.

An honest and believable reaction to literally any of Jesse's videos

History

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If there's anything that has remained consistent in Jesse's longrunning YouTube "career" its that he has never stopped trying to get attention by doing "edgy" videos. Rightfully so, they've all been unfunny and never got any views.

Before JessePajamas

Before Jesse went by his current and retarded moniker, his previous usernames were FireGoron, and FireGXLOL as well as many others that are too numerous to list and nobody gives a flying fuck anyway. On these accounts, Jesse mostly made imitation videos, stealing from and mocking others that were more popular than him. First he tried copying popular YouTubers at the time including Chris Crocker, and sexibabegirl1920, but then when that didn't work, he picked the Sonic community due to his love of Cream the Rabbit. Jesse proved to be not as funny as those he imitated and ended up ragequitting his FireGXLOL account when he couldn't seem to get any views on his videos. He and another gay user named Marge or something tried to even rip off Game Grumps by starting a duo commentary channel, but this was also bland and didn't get any views either.

Current Day

For reasons unknown, MugiMikey a decently known animator in the Sonicsphere on YouTube has cut ties with Jesse do to his Transphobia and overall creepy abusive relationships has with any woman/child dumb enough to talk to him. Jesse has lost his YouTube, lost his Twitter and now sits as a broken shell of a fat fuck in his discord server where his fans/kids are the only ones left to blow off his ego and make him feel wanted... which he is not.

Drama

He is no stranger to drama. Wherever he goes, drama is soon to follow. Most of it adds up to the fact that Jesse never gets his way and goes out of his way to harass and offend those that upset his little sissy feelings. Jesse and his cult of simps who manage to somehow follow someone more pathetic than themselves now spend their days making alt accounts to dox and harass anyone that would dare call him out on his gross pedophilic behavior. Jesse is someone who now resorts to flagging videos that are made exposing his sexual degeneracy... Truly he is a man who can dish it out but can't take it.

Comment War Faggotry.

Deviant Art

Jesse has repeatedly antagonized people in the Sonic fandom including artists that refused to draw Jesse's OC having sex with Cream the Rabbit. This in turn saw Jesse creating a sock account "KairiMitzou" (still up to this day) and uploading their artwork under the video title "Stupid Sonic Couples" to spite them. These users were KKPinkFox, lightninxshidw, blazexfurykittyx and Illakulebubby and all are horrible Sonic fan artists that fight over which one of their OCs gets to be paired with Shadow. Ultimately, the video remained uploaded (at least Part 2) and these three artists have cried themselves to sleep every night since then, and have each committed the rest of their lives to disliking every video Jesse uploads on his new accounts. They also had a hand in writing his previous articles.

YouTube

Being a YouTuber that constantly mocks and harasses others, Jesse was bound to attract some negative attention to his channels. Many people have made video responses to his uploads including reaction videos, and rebuttals.

TheZealMaster, an everyday guy took issue with many things Jesse has said, including a time when Jesse gloated about having sex with a girl who was barely legal at the time.

Jesse even harassed minors on YouTube, including a butterball named 3FrogBoy in which Jesse stole his video and replaced the audio with a baby crying.

Jesse was shitcanned from YouTube in 2021 due to upsetting his now ex tranny gf and getting mass flagged by her lgbt simps. He still pathetically holds onto the hope that he will come back one day.

Twitter

Even on social media, Jesse has failed to obtain positive attention. Not surprisingly, the small notice he DID get was derogatory. Several users have spoke up about their opinions of Jesse and his catalog of content.

On a video by YouTuber GamerGuyd7Aces called "【Sonic Theory: Is Donald Trump the Real Dr. Eggman?】" was found by and commented on by Jesse, which to GamerGuy was the equivalent of take a drill on full speed right up his asshole. Gamer made several tweets about the incident, and publicly stated multiple times that he muted/blocked Jesse and warned his followers to never watch any of Jesse's videos (good advice honestly).


Another YouTuber named BlueRush1992 recognized that Jesse's videos are shit made a tweet slamming Jesse's Sonic Hentai Video (where Jesse ADMITS he jacks off to it). The tweet was liked by many who agreed, but Jesse attempted to write it off with a joke, but failed because he has no credibility anyway.

Jesse was shitcanned from twitter twice, once for a racist post he made at YouTuber [1] and the second time was for ban evading and overall being a creep in general... Nothing new for Jesse. Considering the fact that he came back after getting banned the first time and is still desperate for attention time will on tell how long it will be before he makes a new account.

Attention Whore

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In every attempt to get noticed by those around him, Jesse has even leaked nudes online, revealing HE HAS NO COCK! That's right, Jesse has no dick or balls to fuck anyone. In fact, it's Jesse that wants to get fucked, in his ass! While wearing a schoolgirl uniform and women's panties lol.

EXPOSED!

Jesse is a sissy twink boy that wants to be "corrupted" by a "mommy domme!



Jesse is a sissy twink boy that wants to be "corrupted" by a "mommy domme!



Jesse is a sissy twink boy that wants to be "corrupted" by a "mommy domme!



Jesse is a sissy twink boy that wants to be "corrupted" by a "mommy domme!



Jesse is a sissy twink boy that wants to be "corrupted" by a "mommy domme!



Jesse is a sissy twink boy that wants to be "corrupted" by a "mommy domme!



Jesse is a sissy twink boy that wants to be "corrupted" by a "mommy domme!
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Youtube

Jesse, throughout the course of his life as a YouTuber has made repeated attempts to get noticed by upload content as edgy as possible. This even led him to wearing A BIKINI and dancing on camera. Rumor suggests that this video was what he would send to women he admired to try and show off his "slim" body type.

Jesse literally stole his sister's bikini top to make this video.
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SINGLE. SUBMISSIVE. BABYBOY.
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PLEASE SIT ON MY COCK MOMMY!

FetLife

Jesse once had a FetLife page (dating site for fags) and on it he admits he loves being a sissy bitch boy and taking it up the ass. His long ass bio was boring so here's the best bits:

"I am open for touching as long as you know all the right spots to touch me in (anywhere along my spine).Be forward with me. Reach out, touch me, put your hands on me, hug me, nuzzle me, do as your wish, i am very open to forwardness."

"i like playing innocent, no matter how experienced i get, i will always consider myself to be inexperienced and very new, simply because that's the mindset i prefer to be in.It makes roleplay much more fun when finding a woman who wants to "currupt" me."

"I prefer bottom."

On his fetlife Jesse also revealed that he likes to wear schoolgirl uniforms, and put vibrators up his ass. He also apparently admitted that he fantasized wearing women's panties and being fucked in the ass as someone pretends to be his "big sister." He also has a thing for femdom, "mommy dommes" and "mom/son roleplay" lol.

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ANAL. CREAM PORN. CROSSDRESSING!

e621

Like every Sonic fan, Jesse pays regular visits to furry porn website e621, in which he has an account. On it he has favorites tags including: crossdressing, armpits, sweat, dickgirls, ass spreading, anal, "male solo," gay, and femdom.

His profile and all his favorites picks can be seen here!

He follows SpazKidin3d like a lost puppy, begging him to continue his Rouge the Bat comic and even threatening him at gunpoint to be in his videos so that his "fans" will think he's friends with him. Several of Spaz's art can be seen in Jesse's favorites suggesting they're friends, but if you look at Jesse's twitter you'll see several tweets aimed at Spaz by Jesse but with no response whatsoever, further suggesting that Jesse is obsessively stalking him.

Babysitting Cream

Jesse's favorite Sonic character to fap to is Cream the Rabbit, not because he's into little rabbits, but because he wants to BE Cream the Rabbit. That's right, Jesse is a little sissy boy that loves wearing women's panties, schoolgirl outfits, being the bottom and wanting a mommy to take care of him has a lot in common with Cream the Rabbit, and he naturally idolizes her. It's no surprise that Jesse's favorite part of the game is not getting to bone Cream, but rather a GAY JERK OFF SCENE OF SONIC AND KNUCKLES. Just listen to how excited Jesse gets during this scene.

At 9:11 Jesse literally cums so hard the video breaks.

Reaction to his Article

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He knows lol

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