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	==PAULFETCHISTHEBEST==		==PAULFETCHISTHEBEST==

	Sometime around January of 2009, a strange person by the name of PAULFETCHISTHEBEST (obvious troll is obvious) showed up on YouTube. His trademark was leaving [[tl;dr\|verbose]] nonsensical comments, and calling people "[[aspie\|autistic]]". Since this bizarre new youtuber was sporting the name of Jerry's sworn arch-enemy, he took it upon himself to be the one to [[dox]] this infidel. As things progressed, it was discovered that this retarded young man was also running the {{~~youtube2~~\|massacabre\|massacabre}} channel. Jerry assumed that this must also be the same person running the {{myspace\|massacabre\|massacabre}} [[Myspace]] account. Since it's a band profile, he was able to find out the band member's name that runs the myspace account, [[fake\|"James Andrew Hatfield"]]. Jerry was so excited he began telling everybody he knew. Most people replied with "You do know that's the lead singer of Metallica right?". Jerry wasn't going to let that get in his way. Every opportunity he got he would comment stalk PFITB, and say stuff like "'Drew?, "Sup Drew?", etc. Jerry couldn't understand why he wasn't getting any reactions. Eventually PFITB's real dox were found by somebody else, and surprisingly enough, [[orly\|it wasn't the lead singer from Metallica]].		Sometime around January of 2009, a strange person by the name of PAULFETCHISTHEBEST (obvious troll is obvious) showed up on YouTube. His trademark was leaving [[tl;dr\|verbose]] nonsensical comments, and calling people "[[aspie\|autistic]]". Since this bizarre new youtuber was sporting the name of Jerry's sworn arch-enemy, he took it upon himself to be the one to [[dox]] this infidel. As things progressed, it was discovered that this retarded young man was also running the {{yt\|cu\|massacabre\|massacabre}} channel. Jerry assumed that this must also be the same person running the {{myspace\|massacabre\|massacabre}} [[Myspace]] account. Since it's a band profile, he was able to find out the band member's name that runs the myspace account, [[fake\|"James Andrew Hatfield"]]. Jerry was so excited he began telling everybody he knew. Most people replied with "You do know that's the lead singer of Metallica right?". Jerry wasn't going to let that get in his way. Every opportunity he got he would comment stalk PFITB, and say stuff like "'Drew?, "Sup Drew?", etc. Jerry couldn't understand why he wasn't getting any reactions. Eventually PFITB's real dox were found by somebody else, and surprisingly enough, [[orly\|it wasn't the lead singer from Metallica]].

	==Fuck Yo Baby Nigga!==		==Fuck Yo Baby Nigga!==
	Like most [[Guido]]s, ~js has quite a temper. When he thought that [[K-Fed]] clone {{~~youtube2~~\|0riginalWigger\|0riginalWigger}} was being "too mean" to RebelChild, he [[rage]]d hard. He told Wigger that he was going to "[[zomg\|totally dox him]]". With his incredibly keen [[doxxing]] powers he scoured Wigger's entire YouTube channel. When he found this Myspace:{{myspace\|7159183\|I'm Dat Nigga}} in the channel description, he knew he totally had the [[Bait\|goods on him]]. ~js stole every picture off that Myspace page and uploaded one of the guy's baby as his YouTube channel icon. He then went running all around YouTube telling everybody how Wigger is his bitch and that he "owns" him. After he was done laughing his ass off, Wigger let Jerry know that the Myspace and pics were just some random guy. Jerry tried to save face by saying that he "[[bullshit\|knew it the whole time]]".		Like most [[Guido]]s, ~js has quite a temper. When he thought that [[K-Fed]] clone {{yt\|cu\|0riginalWigger\|0riginalWigger}} was being "too mean" to RebelChild, he [[rage]]d hard. He told Wigger that he was going to "[[zomg\|totally dox him]]". With his incredibly keen [[doxxing]] powers he scoured Wigger's entire YouTube channel. When he found this Myspace:{{myspace\|7159183\|I'm Dat Nigga}} in the channel description, he knew he totally had the [[Bait\|goods on him]]. ~js stole every picture off that Myspace page and uploaded one of the guy's baby as his YouTube channel icon. He then went running all around YouTube telling everybody how Wigger is his bitch and that he "owns" him. After he was done laughing his ass off, Wigger let Jerry know that the Myspace and pics were just some random guy. Jerry tried to save face by saying that he "[[bullshit\|knew it the whole time]]".

	==[[Lulzkiller]]==		==[[Lulzkiller]]==
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	A couple of clones that are still around:		A couple of clones that are still around:
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|jerresalerno\|jerresalerno}}		*{{yt\|cu\|jerresalerno\|jerresalerno}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|oldmemestalksu\|oldmemestalksu}}		*{{yt\|cu\|oldmemestalksu\|oldmemestalksu}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|jsjavascrlpt\|jsjavascrlpt}}		*{{yt\|cu\|jsjavascrlpt\|jsjavascrlpt}}

	<center>'''vid related'''</center>		<center>'''vid related'''</center>
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	==[[Retards\|Jerry's Kids]]==		==[[Retards\|Jerry's Kids]]==
	[[They]] say that you're known by the company you keep. For some reason, Jerry prefers the company of [http://web.archive.org/web/20060819174334/http://www.hauntingechoes.com/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Unwilling_Immortal bi-curious teenage boys]. Together with {{~~youtube2~~\|Ickeriss69\|Ickeriss69}}, {{~~youtube2~~\|DelightfullyDecadent\|RickyRicardo123}},		[[They]] say that you're known by the company you keep. For some reason, Jerry prefers the company of [http://web.archive.org/web/20060819174334/http://www.hauntingechoes.com/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Unwilling_Immortal bi-curious teenage boys]. Together with {{yt\|cu\|Ickeriss69\|Ickeriss69}}, {{yt\|cu\|DelightfullyDecadent\|RickyRicardo123}},
	{{~~youtube2~~\|markspeed\|markspeed}}, {{~~youtube2~~\|JawsusFreak777\|Made2Order555}} and {{~~youtube2~~\|OmegaTroll69\|OmegaTroll69}} Jerry and "his boys" comprise "[[Fags\|The Kings Of The Streets]]." When they're not busy [[SWAT]]ing trannies, or sending CDs to schools, they can be found doing what they do best, [http://www.youtube.com/user/KingsRevisited blowing each other]. With the exception being Jerry, at 54, the members ages range from 16 to 19. Which is how he got the nickname "Big Papa".		{{yt\|cu\|markspeed\|markspeed}}, {{yt\|cu\|JawsusFreak777\|Made2Order555}} and {{yt\|cu\|OmegaTroll69\|OmegaTroll69}} Jerry and "his boys" comprise "[[Fags\|The Kings Of The Streets]]." When they're not busy [[SWAT]]ing trannies, or sending CDs to schools, they can be found doing what they do best, [http://www.youtube.com/user/KingsRevisited blowing each other]. With the exception being Jerry, at 54, the members ages range from 16 to 19. Which is how he got the nickname "Big Papa".

	<center>'''How To Look Like A Total Faggot In 23 Seconds'''</center>		<center>'''How To Look Like A Total Faggot In 23 Seconds'''</center>
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	==[[Internet Tough Guy]]==		==[[Internet Tough Guy]]==
	{{quote\|Listen Bitch Listen To Me You Little Bitch, Your Fucking Dead Ok. Im Headed Over To Australia Next Week And When I Find You Im Gonna Gut You Like A Fucking Fish. Do You Hear Me You Piece Of Shit? Your Dead \|~js\|talking to {{~~youtube2~~\|IWillViolateYou\|Violator}}}}		{{quote\|Listen Bitch Listen To Me You Little Bitch, Your Fucking Dead Ok. Im Headed Over To Australia Next Week And When I Find You Im Gonna Gut You Like A Fucking Fish. Do You Hear Me You Piece Of Shit? Your Dead \|~js\|talking to {{yt\|cu\|IWillViolateYou\|Violator}}}}
	{{quote\|[[yes\|Do you really know]] the [[retard\|level of danger you're dealing with]]\|~js\|[[serious business]]}}		{{quote\|[[yes\|Do you really know]] the [[retard\|level of danger you're dealing with]]\|~js\|[[serious business]]}}
	{{quote\|Dildos Don't Bleed\|~js\|threatening [[Darksidered992]]}}		{{quote\|Dildos Don't Bleed\|~js\|threatening [[Darksidered992]]}}
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|mrfetchnowant\|mrfetchnowant}}		*{{yt\|cu\|mrfetchnowant\|mrfetchnowant}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|oldmemefukdwitu\|oldmemefukdwitu}}		*{{yt\|cu\|oldmemefukdwitu\|oldmemefukdwitu}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|oldmemefukswitu\|oldmemefukswitu}}		*{{yt\|cu\|oldmemefukswitu\|oldmemefukswitu}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|ANONYMOUSistheBEST\|ANONYMOUSistheBEST}}		*{{yt\|cu\|ANONYMOUSistheBEST\|ANONYMOUSistheBEST}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|jsjavascript\|jsjavascript}}		*{{yt\|cu\|jsjavascript\|jsjavascript}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|BodyxCumStain\|BodyxCumStain}}		*{{yt\|cu\|BodyxCumStain\|BodyxCumStain}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|TreyDougherty\|TreyDougherty}} - Special Investigator		*{{yt\|cu\|TreyDougherty\|TreyDougherty}} - Special Investigator
	'''Clones of Himself'''		'''Clones of Himself'''
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|javascriptjs\|javascriptjs}}		*{{yt\|cu\|javascriptjs\|javascriptjs}}
	'''Clones of Himself That He's Closed'''		'''Clones of Himself That He's Closed'''
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|jsJerryistheBEST\|jsJerryistheBEST}}		*{{yt\|cu\|jsJerryistheBEST\|jsJerryistheBEST}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|javascriptisjs\|javascriptisjs}}		*{{yt\|cu\|javascriptisjs\|javascriptisjs}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|javajsscript\|javajsscript}}		*{{yt\|cu\|javajsscript\|javajsscript}}
	'''His Old Myspace'''		'''His Old Myspace'''
	*{{myspace\|164432444\|Cyrano deBergerc}}		*{{myspace\|164432444\|Cyrano deBergerc}}
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	*{{myspace\|paulacandance\|paulacandance}}		*{{myspace\|paulacandance\|paulacandance}}
	'''His Socks Where He Pretends To Be His Own Fanboys'''		'''His Socks Where He Pretends To Be His Own Fanboys'''
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|YoungMeFuxWidu\|YoungMeFuxWidu}}		*{{yt\|cu\|YoungMeFuxWidu\|YoungMeFuxWidu}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|WavyWuga\|WavyWuga}}		*{{yt\|cu\|WavyWuga\|WavyWuga}}
	'''Contact Info'''		'''Contact Info'''
	*<b>[http://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_7jl2sw Jerry's online business handle also has address and phone number]</b>		*<b>[http://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_7jl2sw Jerry's online business handle also has address and phone number]</b>

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[[Image:Jerrypic.jpg|thumb|left|Jerry 20 years ago. Srsly.]]
[[Image:~Js_V_mask.jpg|thumb|The ~js trademark]]
[[Image:Js_squid_eye_color_adj.jpg|thumb|~js is very camera shy now that he's 53 and has no eyelashes.]]
[[Image:Andrew_pfitb.jpg|thumb|Big Papa, [[DOING IT WRONG]]]]
[[Image:Js_totally_pwned_this_baby_lol.jpg|thumb|~js totally pwned this baby]]
[[Image:AWESOME JERRY.jpg‎|thumb|Eyelashes or not, Jerry is awesome.]]
[[Image:rc_loves_js.jpg|thumb|This looks shooped...i can tell by the pixels]]
[[Image:Js_rodeo_hero.jpg|thumb|Jerry put up this background to try and impress his true love [[RebelChild]] by showing that he was some kind of rodeo hero 20 years ago.]]
[[Image:Js_the_new_einstein.jpg|thumb|Jerry, [[USI|sucking his own cock]]]]
[[Image:Js_did_COS_lol.jpg|thumb|~js says he started the war with [[COS]]]]
[[Image:JSGC.jpg|thumb|~js sent this [[fake|pic]] to [[RebelChild]] and said it was him. How's that for irony?]]
[[Image:Ickeriss_wants_my_pen0r.jpg|thumb|[http://www.hauntingechoes.com/viewthread.php?tid=9620#pid266019 Srsly.] (scroll to the bottom post by "Unwilling_Immortal")]]
[[Image:Jerry_pretending_to_be_Special_Investigator_TreyDougherty_lol.JPG|thumb|Jerry pretending to be "Special Investigator Trey Dougherty"]]
[[Image:TreyDougherty_Hopeless_Romantic.JPG|thumb|[[Google]] [[cache]] shows that, just a day earlier, Trey Dougherty was a [[lol|"hopeless romantic"]].]]

~js, AKA Big Papa, is a well known tragic figure on [[skype]] and [[YouTube]]. To his credit, he initially gained notoriety with the [[Paul Fetch]] drama, but has since then devolved into a whirlwind of geriatric faggotry. With one win and a series of epic failures, this is the tale of what can go wrong when old people are allowed to [[internet]].

==PAULFETCHISTHEBEST==

Sometime around January of 2009, a strange person by the name of PAULFETCHISTHEBEST (obvious troll is obvious) showed up on YouTube. His trademark was leaving [[tl;dr|verbose]] nonsensical comments, and calling people "[[aspie|autistic]]". Since this bizarre new youtuber was sporting the name of Jerry's sworn arch-enemy, he took it upon himself to be the one to [[dox]] this infidel. As things progressed, it was discovered that this retarded young man was also running the {{youtube2|massacabre|massacabre}} channel. Jerry assumed that this must also be the same person running the {{myspace|massacabre|massacabre}} [[Myspace]] account. Since it's a band profile, he was able to find out the band member's name that runs the myspace account, [[fake|"James Andrew Hatfield"]]. Jerry was so excited he began telling everybody he knew. Most people replied with "You do know that's the lead singer of Metallica right?". Jerry wasn't going to let that get in his way. Every opportunity he got he would comment stalk PFITB, and say stuff like "'Drew?, "Sup Drew?", etc. Jerry couldn't understand why he wasn't getting any reactions. Eventually PFITB's real dox were found by somebody else, and surprisingly enough, [[orly|it wasn't the lead singer from Metallica]].

==Fuck Yo Baby Nigga!==
Like most [[Guido]]s, ~js has quite a temper. When he thought that [[K-Fed]] clone {{youtube2|0riginalWigger|0riginalWigger}} was being "too mean" to [[RebelChild]], he [[rage]]d hard. He told Wigger that he was going to "[[zomg|totally dox him]]". With his incredibly keen [[doxxing]] powers he scoured Wigger's entire YouTube channel. When he found this Myspace:{{myspace|7159183|I'm Dat Nigga}} in the channel description, he knew he totally had the [[Bait|goods on him]]. ~js stole every picture off that Myspace page and uploaded one of the guy's baby as his YouTube channel icon. He then went running all around YouTube telling everybody how Wigger is his bitch and that he "owns" him. After he was done laughing his ass off, Wigger let Jerry know that the Myspace and pics were just some random guy. Jerry tried to save face by saying that he "[[bullshit|knew it the whole time]]".

==[[Lulzkiller]]==
Ever since [[Paul Fetch]] faded from memory, Jerry has been looking for some new [[win]] to make a big name for himself. When the [[JuggaletteJenny]] drama was at it's [[cum|climax]], he thought this was his golden opportunity. After Jenny's dox were found, ~js and "[[Kids on the internet|his boys]]" got on skype and had Jenny [[SWAT]]ted.
{{quote|There was a line of cops all around the fucking building, there was snipers on the roof, there was police in the back. I could see an officer to my left. He had an AK-47 pointed right dead at me. And I was like what the fuck is goin on?|[[JuggaletteJenny|RavynCrow]]|Dec. 17, 2008}}
Most people were actually pissed that Jenny was now gone, since that [[lolcow]] had a seemingly endless supply of [[lulz|milk]]. Poor ~js never got to claim victory like he thought he would. Instead he just ended up looking like [[douchebag]].

==[[Cougar]] [[stalker|Hunter]]==
~js had been lurking around the [[tubes]] for quite some time, when one of [[RebelChild]]'s fake backgrounds caught his hairless eye. He began chatting her up and took a real liking to her. So he did what any smitten internet guy would do, he told her he was a hacker, and the leader of [[Anonymous]]. She probably would have went for the whole thing too if he hadn't have told her his real age, 53. Needless to say, cougars need to cougar, and Jerry's age definitely put him squarely in "The Friend Zone". Despite this insurmountable setback, Jerry continued to chat her up every chance he got. On occasion he would even tell people that she was his girlfriend, although this was news to her. Like most [[wop]]'s, Jerry is very jealous and controlling, and he would regularly tell RC who she could and couldn't talk to. This didn't sit well with her, and of course, she sought out the people he hated most and [[zomg|talked to them]].

Out of vengeance, Jerry showed up in the comments of a video that was talking about boycotting [[Amazon]] for selling child erotica. He played devil's advocate and argued in favor of the [[cp]] knowing that this would piss RebelChild off since she was a high profile "pedo hunter". His master plan worked. She [[rage]]d hard and the comments on that video erupted into a [[shitstorm]]. As [[troll's remorse]] set in, Jerry figured he had better apologize in a [[rim job|big way]], so he hopped in his green Chevy dually and drove all the way from West Palm Beach, Florida to Lowndesboro, Alabama. The only problem was that RebelChild was still pissed. Jerry ended up driving all the way back to West Palm Beach, because he got [[Wrong Location Nigger|lost on the way there]], and she wasn't about to give him directions. Meanwhile as Jerry was driving home, a very angry RebelChild went and told everybody on YouTube that ~js [[lie|showed up unannounced]], that he was a [[lol|dangerous stalker]], and at the same time handed over his [[dox]]. Since he was on the road and wasn't there to defend himself, everybody bought it hook, line, and sinker. Jerry returned home and got on the tubes to find [[lollercaust|a dozen clones of himself all talking to each other and dropping his shit all over the place]].

A couple of clones that are still around:
*{{youtube2|jerresalerno|jerresalerno}}
*{{youtube2|oldmemestalksu|oldmemestalksu}}
*{{youtube2|jsjavascrlpt|jsjavascrlpt}}

<center>'''vid related'''</center>
<center><youtube>na87CkvM4Hc</youtube></center>

==[[Retards|Jerry's Kids]]==
[[They]] say that you're known by the company you keep. For some reason, Jerry prefers the company of [http://web.archive.org/web/20060819174334/http://www.hauntingechoes.com/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Unwilling_Immortal bi-curious teenage boys]. Together with {{youtube2|Ickeriss69|Ickeriss69}}, {{youtube2|DelightfullyDecadent|RickyRicardo123}},
{{youtube2|markspeed|markspeed}}, {{youtube2|JawsusFreak777|Made2Order555}} and {{youtube2|OmegaTroll69|OmegaTroll69}} Jerry and "his boys" comprise "[[Fags|The Kings Of The Streets]]." When they're not busy [[SWAT]]ing trannies, or sending CDs to schools, they can be found doing what they do best, [http://www.youtube.com/user/KingsRevisited blowing each other]. With the exception being Jerry, at 54, the members ages range from 16 to 19. Which is how he got the nickname "Big Papa".

<center>'''How To Look Like A Total Faggot In 23 Seconds'''</center>
<center><youtube>VbSGZq4UyQ8</youtube></center>

==[[Internet Tough Guy]]==
{{quote|Listen Bitch Listen To Me You Little Bitch, Your Fucking Dead Ok. Im Headed Over To Australia Next Week And When I Find You Im Gonna Gut You Like A Fucking Fish. Do You Hear Me You Piece Of Shit? Your Dead |~js|talking to {{youtube2|IWillViolateYou|Violator}}}}
{{quote|[[yes|Do you really know]] the [[retard|level of danger you're dealing with]]|~js|[[serious business]]}}
{{quote|Dildos Don't Bleed|~js|threatening [[Darksidered992]]}}
{{quote|I tried to explain to you Owning someone Is like sending the CD copies of your blatant use calling your mother a black person on video and your bestiality to your High school counselor & friends, neighbors and your father's employment over at carpet barn that should get the job done In the pursuit of owning someone|~js|[[doing it wrong]]}}

==Trivia==
[[File:Rickyricardo123.jpg|thumb|right|[[Rickyricardo123]] stands up for his Internet Dad Jerry]]
* ~js is best known for [[baleet|removing his messages]] on [[Skype]].
* Jerry says that ~js stands for "JavaScript", not Jerry Salerno.
* JavaScript says he started [[Boxxy]] on /[[b]]/
* ~js says was married to not one, but two, playboy models.
* Jerry claims he "used to be a [[Skript kiddie|hacker]]".
* Jerry swears he's [[not gay]].
* Jerry says he started [[Anonymous]] VS [[COS]].
* ~js has stated that he had two Harleys and car [[lolwut|when he was 13 years old]].
* ~js, at one point, had made 4 clones of himself.
* Jerry once made a YT account and pretended to be [[weev]].
* Jerry's life officially hit an epic low when he got [[troll]]ed by [[JuggaletteJenny]], who sent pizzas to his house.
* Jerry claims to have started the [[Trolls|Kings of the Streets]], even though [[cyanterrorist|made2order555]] actually did.
* ~js likes to argue with 14 year old [[ginger]] boys on [[Skype]].
* Jerry is a well known [[Crack|drug addict]] and alcoholic [[irl]].
* Jerry has a vast collection of [[WWOEC|Simpsons porn]].

== Gallery of Butthurt==
[[Image:Jerry_And_His_Boys.jpg|thumb|350px|Jerry really hates this shoop. Use it troll him for great justice.]]
Whenever Jerry gets upset, he goes straight to his [[MS Paint]] and makes a [[XBOX|HUEG LIEK XBOX]] background for his YouTube channel. Most of the time he's the only one that understands what it's supposed to represent, due to his permanent [[Oxycontin]] haze. Here are a few that he started making recently after finding out about this article.

<center><gallery>
Image:OWOriginalWigger SubSeven js.jpg|Jerry angry at [[K-Fed|OWOriginalWigger]] and [[SubSeven]].
Image:SubSeven viagra.jpg|[[Moar]] angry angers at SubSeven.
Image:Subseven js.jpg|[[Lolwut|Another MS Paint mystery]]....
Image:Js pork chop.jpg|It takes him hours, sometimes days to make these masterpieces.
Image:Ch3rry DeepThroat ~js.jpg|Jerry pissed at CherryDemented.
Image:Pork chop ~js.jpg|"[[Srs bsns|You don't know the level of danger you're dealing with]]"
Image:Js_blew_it.jpg|Jerry bit off on [[AnonymousNasty]]'s detective work, and was convinced that Wigger was a girl. Wig uploaded a vid and Jerry was sure it was him [[IRL]]. Wrong. Again. lol
Image:Js_mystery_background.jpg|No idea. Jerry made this after getting [[owned]] by Wig. [[lol|Again]].
Image:Cyrano De Js.jpg|Background image dedicated to Jerry.
</gallery></center>

==Reaction to Wikification==
[[Image:FsjalJerry.jpg|thumb]]
{{quote|Attention sir
I have a quick question for you I don't care about the [[ED]] article that doesn't bother me, what I Care about is your attempt to post my personal information on that page, Are [[friend]]s supposed to be doing that kind of thing? I did not think so So if you can see your way to remove it I would appreciate that before [[User:Girlvinyl|vinyl girl]] finds out|~js|suggesting that somebody will care}}

[[PROTIP]]: When namedropping, always make sure to at least get the fucking name right. lol

==The Jerry Salerno Fan Video Collection==
[[Image:LOTK.jpg|thumb|Coming to a theater near you.]]
[[Image:Kings_of_the_street.JPG‎|thumb|This one only came out on DVD. Unfortunately, nobody cared enough to buy and watch it, as the plot and the actors were totally gay and bi-curious.]]
[[Image:Advicejs-DILDOS-DONT-BLEED.jpg|thumb|~js is now meme]]
<center><youtube>KH-EuHAzRJI</youtube></center>
<center>'''That's insane'''</center>
<center><youtube>J0t2DeyayyI</youtube></center>
<center>'''Oh shit'''</center>

==External Links==
*{{youtube2|mrfetchnowant|mrfetchnowant}}
*{{youtube2|oldmemefukdwitu|oldmemefukdwitu}}
*{{youtube2|oldmemefukswitu|oldmemefukswitu}}
*{{youtube2|ANONYMOUSistheBEST|ANONYMOUSistheBEST}}
*{{youtube2|jsjavascript|jsjavascript}}
*{{youtube2|BodyxCumStain|BodyxCumStain}}
*{{youtube2|TreyDougherty|TreyDougherty}} - Special Investigator
'''Clones of Himself'''
*{{youtube2|javascriptjs|javascriptjs}}
'''Clones of Himself That He's Closed'''
*{{youtube2|jsJerryistheBEST|jsJerryistheBEST}}
*{{youtube2|javascriptisjs|javascriptisjs}}
*{{youtube2|javajsscript|javajsscript}}
'''His Old Myspace'''
*{{myspace|164432444|Cyrano deBergerc}}
'''His Super-Seekrit Myspace'''
*{{myspace|paulacandance|paulacandance}}
'''His Socks Where He Pretends To Be His Own Fanboys'''
*{{youtube2|YoungMeFuxWidu|YoungMeFuxWidu}}
*{{youtube2|WavyWuga|WavyWuga}}
'''Contact Info'''
*[http://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_7jl2sw Jerry's online business handle also has address and phone number]

==Related Articles==
*[[JuggaletteJenny]]
*[[Paul Fetch]]
*[[Darksidered992]]
*[[Stop posting]]
*[[Trying Too Hard]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Oldfag]]
*[[Ickeriss69]]

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	[[Image:Js_rodeo_hero.jpg\|thumb\|Jerry put up this background to try and impress his true love [[RebelChild]] by showing that he was some kind of rodeo hero 20 years ago.]]		[[Image:Js_rodeo_hero.jpg\|thumb\|Jerry put up this background to try and impress his true love RebelChild by showing that he was some kind of rodeo hero 20 years ago.]]
	[[Image:Js_the_new_einstein.jpg\|thumb\|Jerry, [[USI\|sucking his own cock]]]]		[[Image:Js_the_new_einstein.jpg\|thumb\|Jerry, [[USI\|sucking his own cock]]]]
	[[Image:Js_did_COS_lol.jpg\|thumb\|~js says he started the war with [[COS]]]]		[[Image:Js_did_COS_lol.jpg\|thumb\|~js says he started the war with [[COS]]]]
	[[Image:JSGC.jpg\|thumb\|~js sent this [[fake\|pic]] to [[RebelChild]] and said it was him. How's that for irony?]]		[[Image:JSGC.jpg\|thumb\|~js sent this [[fake\|pic]] to RebelChild and said it was him. How's that for irony?]]
	[[Image:Ickeriss_wants_my_pen0r.jpg\|thumb\|[http://www.hauntingechoes.com/viewthread.php?tid=9620#pid266019 Srsly.] (scroll to the bottom post by "Unwilling_Immortal")]]		[[Image:Ickeriss_wants_my_pen0r.jpg\|thumb\|[http://www.hauntingechoes.com/viewthread.php?tid=9620#pid266019 Srsly.] (scroll to the bottom post by "Unwilling_Immortal")]]
	[[Image:Jerry_pretending_to_be_Special_Investigator_TreyDougherty_lol.JPG\|thumb\|Jerry pretending to be "Special Investigator Trey Dougherty"]]		[[Image:Jerry_pretending_to_be_Special_Investigator_TreyDougherty_lol.JPG\|thumb\|Jerry pretending to be "Special Investigator Trey Dougherty"]]
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	==Fuck Yo Baby Nigga!==		==Fuck Yo Baby Nigga!==
	Like most [[Guido]]s, ~js has quite a temper. When he thought that [[K-Fed]] clone {{youtube2\|0riginalWigger\|0riginalWigger}} was being "too mean" to [[RebelChild]], he [[rage]]d hard. He told Wigger that he was going to "[[zomg\|totally dox him]]". With his incredibly keen [[doxxing]] powers he scoured Wigger's entire YouTube channel. When he found this Myspace:{{myspace\|7159183\|I'm Dat Nigga}} in the channel description, he knew he totally had the [[Bait\|goods on him]]. ~js stole every picture off that Myspace page and uploaded one of the guy's baby as his YouTube channel icon. He then went running all around YouTube telling everybody how Wigger is his bitch and that he "owns" him. After he was done laughing his ass off, Wigger let Jerry know that the Myspace and pics were just some random guy. Jerry tried to save face by saying that he "[[bullshit\|knew it the whole time]]".		Like most [[Guido]]s, ~js has quite a temper. When he thought that [[K-Fed]] clone {{youtube2\|0riginalWigger\|0riginalWigger}} was being "too mean" to RebelChild, he [[rage]]d hard. He told Wigger that he was going to "[[zomg\|totally dox him]]". With his incredibly keen [[doxxing]] powers he scoured Wigger's entire YouTube channel. When he found this Myspace:{{myspace\|7159183\|I'm Dat Nigga}} in the channel description, he knew he totally had the [[Bait\|goods on him]]. ~js stole every picture off that Myspace page and uploaded one of the guy's baby as his YouTube channel icon. He then went running all around YouTube telling everybody how Wigger is his bitch and that he "owns" him. After he was done laughing his ass off, Wigger let Jerry know that the Myspace and pics were just some random guy. Jerry tried to save face by saying that he "[[bullshit\|knew it the whole time]]".

	==[[Lulzkiller]]==		==[[Lulzkiller]]==
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	==[[Cougar]] [[stalker\|Hunter]]==		==[[Cougar]] [[stalker\|Hunter]]==
	~js had been lurking around the [[tubes]] for quite some time, when one of [[RebelChild]]'s fake backgrounds caught his hairless eye. He began chatting her up and took a real liking to her. So he did what any smitten internet guy would do, he told her he was a hacker, and the leader of [[Anonymous]]. She probably would have went for the whole thing too if he hadn't have told her his real age, 53. Needless to say, cougars need to cougar, and Jerry's age definitely put him squarely in "The Friend Zone". Despite this insurmountable setback, Jerry continued to chat her up every chance he got. On occasion he would even tell people that she was his girlfriend, although this was news to her. Like most [[wop]]'s, Jerry is very jealous and controlling, and he would regularly tell RC who she could and couldn't talk to. This didn't sit well with her, and of course, she sought out the people he hated most and [[zomg\|talked to them]].		~js had been lurking around the [[tubes]] for quite some time, when one of RebelChild's fake backgrounds caught his hairless eye. He began chatting her up and took a real liking to her. So he did what any smitten internet guy would do, he told her he was a hacker, and the leader of [[Anonymous]]. She probably would have went for the whole thing too if he hadn't have told her his real age, 53. Needless to say, cougars need to cougar, and Jerry's age definitely put him squarely in "The Friend Zone". Despite this insurmountable setback, Jerry continued to chat her up every chance he got. On occasion he would even tell people that she was his girlfriend, although this was news to her. Like most [[wop]]'s, Jerry is very jealous and controlling, and he would regularly tell RC who she could and couldn't talk to. This didn't sit well with her, and of course, she sought out the people he hated most and [[zomg\|talked to them]].

	Out of vengeance, Jerry showed up in the comments of a video that was talking about boycotting [[Amazon]] for selling child erotica. He played devil's advocate and argued in favor of the [[cp]] knowing that this would piss RebelChild off since she was a high profile "pedo hunter". His master plan worked. She [[rage]]d hard and the comments on that video erupted into a [[shitstorm]]. As [[troll's remorse]] set in, Jerry figured he had better apologize in a [[rim job\|big way]], so he hopped in his green Chevy dually and drove all the way from West Palm Beach, Florida to Lowndesboro, Alabama. The only problem was that RebelChild was still pissed. Jerry ended up driving all the way back to West Palm Beach, because he got [[Wrong Location Nigger\|lost on the way there]], and she wasn't about to give him directions. Meanwhile as Jerry was driving home, a very angry RebelChild went and told everybody on YouTube that ~js [[lie\|showed up unannounced]], that he was a [[lol\|dangerous stalker]], and at the same time handed over his [[dox]]. Since he was on the road and wasn't there to defend himself, everybody bought it hook, line, and sinker. Jerry returned home and got on the tubes to find [[lollercaust\|a dozen clones of himself all talking to each other and dropping his shit all over the place]].		Out of vengeance, Jerry showed up in the comments of a video that was talking about boycotting [[Amazon]] for selling child erotica. He played devil's advocate and argued in favor of the [[cp]] knowing that this would piss RebelChild off since she was a high profile "pedo hunter". His master plan worked. She [[rage]]d hard and the comments on that video erupted into a [[shitstorm]]. As [[troll's remorse]] set in, Jerry figured he had better apologize in a [[rim job\|big way]], so he hopped in his green Chevy dually and drove all the way from West Palm Beach, Florida to Lowndesboro, Alabama. The only problem was that RebelChild was still pissed. Jerry ended up driving all the way back to West Palm Beach, because he got [[Wrong Location Nigger\|lost on the way there]], and she wasn't about to give him directions. Meanwhile as Jerry was driving home, a very angry RebelChild went and told everybody on YouTube that ~js [[lie\|showed up unannounced]], that he was a [[lol\|dangerous stalker]], and at the same time handed over his [[dox]]. Since he was on the road and wasn't there to defend himself, everybody bought it hook, line, and sinker. Jerry returned home and got on the tubes to find [[lollercaust\|a dozen clones of himself all talking to each other and dropping his shit all over the place]].