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	It's not an [[Steve Jobs\|iPod]]. Also, it's got a big ass screen on it so that you can play your [[CP]] on it in the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms, you faggot.		It's not an [[Steve Jobs\|iPod]]. Also, it's got a big ass screen on it so that you can play your [[CP]] on it in the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms, you faggot.

	Additionally, its got semi-useful firmware updates! Now you don't have to listen to the [[Faggotry\|Coldplay]] dickshit songs your ~~win~~ cousin sent you within 3 days! You can keep them as long as you want, but you can only listen to them three times. Which will probably happen because who the fuck is going to listen to Coldplay?		Additionally, its got semi-useful firmware updates! Now you don't have to listen to the [[Faggotry\|Coldplay]] dickshit songs your gay cousin sent you within 3 days! You can keep them as long as you want, but you can only listen to them three times. Which will probably happen because who the fuck is going to listen to Coldplay?

	Also, it has wireless sync now. So you can sync your CP FROM the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms! Xna games are totally free along with firmware updates. Also, it's been rated the #1 portable device for viewing horse pr0n, which is a major selling point which many [[Bronies\|Zune owners]] take pride in.		Also, it has wireless sync now. So you can sync your CP FROM the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms! Xna games are totally free along with firmware updates. Also, it's been rated the #1 portable device for viewing horse pr0n, which is a major selling point which many [[Bronies\|Zune owners]] take pride in.
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	{{quote\|I had my Zune [[docking\|docked]], and all the sudden I hear it start whirring as I'm sitting here at the laptop,I looked up just in time to see it restarting itself at exactly 12:00 midnight, and then, the freeze. Great. WHAT is going on!?\| one man}}		{{quote\|I had my Zune [[docking\|docked]], and all the sudden I hear it start whirring as I'm sitting here at the laptop,I looked up just in time to see it restarting itself at exactly 12:00 midnight, and then, the freeze. Great. WHAT is going on!?\| one man}}

	Around midnight Pacific time on December 31 [[2008]], 30GB Zunes began restarting and locking up at their boot screens. Reports swamped official forums and fan sites. Reported by hundreds of owners in forum threads at Zune.net and other sites, one of which already has over 1,000 replies, the 30GB model of Microsoft's Zune digital media player—and apparently only the 30GB model—entered a coma [[last Thursday]]. Whether a Zune was sitting idle or was in the middle of playing a song, users report that the device either shut itself off or restarted and then locked up at its boot screen. Microsoft said that a leap year issue caused problems with the 30-gigabyte versions of its Zune digital music player, following a flood of online customer complaints about the devices freezing up.		Around midnight Pacific time on December 31st [[2008]], 30GB Zunes began restarting and locking up at their boot screens. Reports swamped official forums and fan sites. Reported by hundreds of owners in forum threads at Zune.net and other sites, one of which already has over 1,000 replies, the 30GB model of Microsoft's Zune digital media player—and apparently only the 30GB model—entered a coma [[last Thursday]]. Whether a Zune was sitting idle or was in the middle of playing a song, users report that the device either shut itself off or restarted and then locked up at its boot screen. Microsoft said that a leap year issue caused problems with the 30-gigabyte versions of its Zune digital music player, following a flood of online customer complaints about the devices freezing up.

	[[Image:ZUNES_CLOSED.jpg\|thumb\|[[Pool's Closed\|Zune's Closed]]]]		[[Image:ZUNES_CLOSED.jpg\|thumb\|[[Pool's Closed\|Zune's Closed]]]]
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	*[[Trying too hard]]		*[[Trying too hard]]

	==External ~~links~~==		==External Links==
	*[http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081231-30gb-zunes-prepare-for-new-year-by-locking-up.html Your Zune will die on New Years Day 2009.]		*[http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081231-30gb-zunes-prepare-for-new-year-by-locking-up.html Your Zune will die on New Years Day 2009.]
	*[http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/2009/01/02/the-z2k9-problem/ The code in question which caused the fail]		*[http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/2009/01/02/the-z2k9-problem/ The code in question which caused the fail]

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2024-08-25T14:54:34Z

win, replaced: gay → win

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	It's not an [[Steve Jobs\|iPod]]. Also, it's got a big ass screen on it so that you can play your [[CP]] on it in the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms, you faggot.		It's not an [[Steve Jobs\|iPod]]. Also, it's got a big ass screen on it so that you can play your [[CP]] on it in the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms, you faggot.

	Additionally, its got semi-useful firmware updates! Now you don't have to listen to the [[Faggotry\|Coldplay]] dickshit songs your ~~gay~~ cousin sent you within 3 days! You can keep them as long as you want, but you can only listen to them three times. Which will probably happen because who the fuck is going to listen to Coldplay?		Additionally, its got semi-useful firmware updates! Now you don't have to listen to the [[Faggotry\|Coldplay]] dickshit songs your win cousin sent you within 3 days! You can keep them as long as you want, but you can only listen to them three times. Which will probably happen because who the fuck is going to listen to Coldplay?

	Also, it has wireless sync now. So you can sync your CP FROM the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms! Xna games are totally free along with firmware updates. Also, it's been rated the #1 portable device for viewing horse pr0n, which is a major selling point which many [[Bronies\|Zune owners]] take pride in.		Also, it has wireless sync now. So you can sync your CP FROM the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms! Xna games are totally free along with firmware updates. Also, it's been rated the #1 portable device for viewing horse pr0n, which is a major selling point which many [[Bronies\|Zune owners]] take pride in.
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	{{quote\|I had my Zune [[docking\|docked]], and all the sudden I hear it start whirring as I'm sitting here at the laptop,I looked up just in time to see it restarting itself at exactly 12:00 midnight, and then, the freeze. Great. WHAT is going on!?\| one man}}		{{quote\|I had my Zune [[docking\|docked]], and all the sudden I hear it start whirring as I'm sitting here at the laptop,I looked up just in time to see it restarting itself at exactly 12:00 midnight, and then, the freeze. Great. WHAT is going on!?\| one man}}

	Around midnight Pacific time on December ~~31st~~ [[2008]], 30GB Zunes began restarting and locking up at their boot screens. Reports swamped official forums and fan sites. Reported by hundreds of owners in forum threads at Zune.net and other sites, one of which already has over 1,000 replies, the 30GB model of Microsoft's Zune digital media player—and apparently only the 30GB model—entered a coma [[last Thursday]]. Whether a Zune was sitting idle or was in the middle of playing a song, users report that the device either shut itself off or restarted and then locked up at its boot screen. Microsoft said that a leap year issue caused problems with the 30-gigabyte versions of its Zune digital music player, following a flood of online customer complaints about the devices freezing up.		Around midnight Pacific time on December 31 [[2008]], 30GB Zunes began restarting and locking up at their boot screens. Reports swamped official forums and fan sites. Reported by hundreds of owners in forum threads at Zune.net and other sites, one of which already has over 1,000 replies, the 30GB model of Microsoft's Zune digital media player—and apparently only the 30GB model—entered a coma [[last Thursday]]. Whether a Zune was sitting idle or was in the middle of playing a song, users report that the device either shut itself off or restarted and then locked up at its boot screen. Microsoft said that a leap year issue caused problems with the 30-gigabyte versions of its Zune digital music player, following a flood of online customer complaints about the devices freezing up.

	[[Image:ZUNES_CLOSED.jpg\|thumb\|[[Pool's Closed\|Zune's Closed]]]]		[[Image:ZUNES_CLOSED.jpg\|thumb\|[[Pool's Closed\|Zune's Closed]]]]
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	*[[Trying too hard]]		*[[Trying too hard]]

	==External ~~Links~~==		==External links==
	*[http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081231-30gb-zunes-prepare-for-new-year-by-locking-up.html Your Zune will die on New Years Day 2009.]		*[http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081231-30gb-zunes-prepare-for-new-year-by-locking-up.html Your Zune will die on New Years Day 2009.]
	*[http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/2009/01/02/the-z2k9-problem/ The code in question which caused the fail]		*[http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/2009/01/02/the-z2k9-problem/ The code in question which caused the fail]

imported>Uberfukken at 02:43, 15 March 2019

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	{{Fyi\|MS no longer speaks of the Zune ~~due to~~ WP7 ~~coming out~~. Good Night Sweet Prince}}		{{Fyi\|MS no longer speaks of the Zune since the release of WP7. Good Night Sweet Prince}}

	[[Image:ZuneBrick.JPG\|thumb\|230px\|The Zune in its natural habitat; breaking like a piece of shit.]]		[[Image:ZuneBrick.JPG\|thumb\|230px\|The Zune in its natural habitat; breaking like a piece of shit.]]
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	==Why the Zune Sucks==		==Why the Zune Sucks==
	Because Bill Gates has a [[fetish]] for busted hardware, the Zune launched with many problems. Zune has an utterly ~~[[Prince Jeremy\|~~useless]] feature that lets you beam songs to other Zune users, since the only people in the [[world]] who own a Zune are Bill Gates, Tycho from [[Penny Arcade]], and [[Your Mom]]. You can only keep the songs for 'three days or three plays', which might be a result of all Zune users having [[shitty]] tastes in music. The Zune also has a series of useless Firmware updates, which have still yet to make the Zune any less shitty~~. We'd keep you posted, but it's already a lost cause~~.		Because Bill Gates has a [[fetish]] for busted hardware, the Zune launched with many problems. Zune has an utterly useless feature that lets you beam songs to other Zune users, since the only people in the [[world]] who own a Zune are Bill Gates, Tycho from [[Penny Arcade]], and [[Your Mom]]. You can only keep the songs for 'three days or three plays', which might be a result of all Zune users having [[shitty]] tastes in music. The Zune also has a series of useless Firmware updates, which have still yet to make the Zune any less shitty.

	The software got an update! Now it fucks up your library and puts fucking Green Day album art on ALL your music!		The software got an update! Now it fucks up your library and puts fucking Green Day album art on ALL your music!
	~~[http:~~//~~www.youtube.com~~/~~watch?v=X6Mi0Bw75GI&feature=related PROOF]~~
			<center><youtube>X6Mi0Bw75GI</youtube></center>
			<center>This video is proof that their advertising wasn't the cause for failure</center>

	===The Zune and Bricking===		===The Zune and Bricking===

	Like many Microsoft products, It is not compatible with other Microsoft products and it's said to have a form of some [[STD]], acquired when linking the Zune to its incestuous cousin, the [[360]] ~~(''[[anal sex\|stick it in my USB slot baby! Oh, yeah! Deeper!]]'')~~. It's said that the 360 acquired this STD after Bill Gates decided that the Memory Card slot looked oddly like a [[vagina]] at the time, due to massive amounts of [[~~cocaine~~]] ~~dancing around~~ in his brain.		Like many Microsoft products, It is not compatible with other Microsoft products and it's said to have a form of some [[STD]], acquired when linking the Zune to its incestuous cousin, the [[360]]. It's said that the 360 acquired this STD after Bill Gates decided that the Memory Card slot looked oddly like a [[vagina]] at the time, due to massive amounts of [[shit]] in his brain.

	The best way to restore your Zune is to press back and up on the Dpad until [[Bill Gates\|Satan]] is spawned from hell and shits out another one from his ass.		The best way to restore your Zune is to press back and up on the Dpad until [[Bill Gates\|Satan]] is spawned from hell and shits out another one from his ass.
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	It's not an [[Steve Jobs\|iPod]]. Also, it's got a big ass screen on it so that you can play your [[CP]] on it in the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms, you faggot.		It's not an [[Steve Jobs\|iPod]]. Also, it's got a big ass screen on it so that you can play your [[CP]] on it in the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms, you faggot.

	Additionally, ~~it just~~ got semi-useful firmware updates! Now you don't have to listen to the [[Faggotry\|Coldplay]] dickshit songs your gay cousin sent you within 3 days! You can keep them as long as you want but you can only listen to them three times. Which will probably ~~never~~ happen because who the fuck is going to listen to Coldplay?		Additionally, its got semi-useful firmware updates! Now you don't have to listen to the [[Faggotry\|Coldplay]] dickshit songs your gay cousin sent you within 3 days! You can keep them as long as you want, but you can only listen to them three times. Which will probably happen because who the fuck is going to listen to Coldplay?

	Also, it has wireless sync now. So you can sync your CP FROM the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms! Xna games are totally free along with firmware updates ~~<s>unlike the ipod touch which makes a person pay for new updates.</s> Fixed with iOS 4~~. Also it's been rated the #1 portable device for viewing horse pr0n, which is a major selling point which many Zune owners take pride in.		Also, it has wireless sync now. So you can sync your CP FROM the [[pedophile\|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms! Xna games are totally free along with firmware updates. Also, it's been rated the #1 portable device for viewing horse pr0n, which is a major selling point which many [[Bronies\|Zune owners]] take pride in.

	Apparently the Zune also has better sound quality then the ipod, Although if you own an ipod Steve Jobs' subliminal messages sneaked into the audio would say otherwise.		Apparently the Zune also has better sound quality then the ipod, Although if you own an ipod Steve Jobs' subliminal messages sneaked into the audio would say otherwise.
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	[[Image:ZUNES_CLOSED.jpg\|thumb\|[[Pool's Closed\|Zune's Closed]]]]		[[Image:ZUNES_CLOSED.jpg\|thumb\|[[Pool's Closed\|Zune's Closed]]]]
	Bill Gates made an appearance wearing a Windows Vista thong and issued a statement pinpointing “a bug in the internal clock driver related to the way the device handles a leap year.” Which can be interpreted as [[Pool's Closed\|~~ZUNE~~'~~S CLOSED DUE TO LEAP YEAR~~.]]		Bill Gates made an appearance wearing a Windows Vista thong and issued a statement pinpointing “a bug in the internal clock driver related to the way the device handles a leap year.” Which can be interpreted as [[Pool's Closed\|Zune's closed due to leap years.]]

	{{quote\|Last night, the battery in my Zune 30gig just burst into flames for no reason Shocked. I am not making this up. Has this happened to anyone else? What the hell is going on?\|and the trolling begins...}}		{{quote\|Last night, the battery in my Zune 30gig just burst into flames for no reason Shocked. I am not making this up. Has this happened to anyone else? What the hell is going on?\|and the trolling begins...}}
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	Playing "Alone Again (Naturally)" by Gilbert O'Sullivan\|0}}		Playing "Alone Again (Naturally)" by Gilbert O'Sullivan\|0}}

	==~~WHAT THE FUCK IN~~ HD==		==Zune HD==
	In September 2009, Microsoft released the Zune HD, a touchscreen media player with the sole purpose of kicking the iPod touch's ass. [[Shit nobody cares about\|It has HD radio and can connect to a dock that lets it play HD video]]. It has little to any apps or games, much to the whinings of its respective users. The internet browser as of now doesn't support flash applications, and therefore cannot play YouTube. Currently available in 16, 32, and 64GB.		In September 2009, Microsoft released the Zune HD, a touchscreen media player with the sole purpose of kicking the iPod touch's ass. [[Shit nobody cares about\|It has HD radio and can connect to a dock that lets it play HD video]]. It has little to any apps or games, much to the whinings of its respective users. The internet browser as of now doesn't support flash applications, and therefore cannot play YouTube. Currently available in 16, 32, and 64GB.

	With the release of Windows Phone 7, though, Microsoft has stopped caring about the Zune. There ~~are~~ talks about a ~~[[Holy shit\|~~Zune HD2]], but ~~until an official statement by Microsoft, have fun trolling Zune Forums~~.		With the release of Windows Phone 7, though, Microsoft has stopped caring about the Zune. There were talks about a Zune HD2, but those were just fanboy rumors.

			ED Y U NO HAVE ZUNECHAN ARTICLE!?! NOT EVEN A MENTION!?!?!

	==See also==		==See also==
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081231-30gb-zunes-prepare-for-new-year-by-locking-up.html Your Zune will die on New Years Day 2009.]		*[http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081231-30gb-zunes-prepare-for-new-year-by-locking-up.html Your Zune will die on New Years Day 2009.]
	*[http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/2009/01/~~the_z2k9_problem.php~~ The code in question which caused the fail]		*[http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/2009/01/02/the-z2k9-problem/ The code in question which caused the fail]

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{{Fyi|MS no longer speaks of the Zune due to WP7 coming out. Good Night Sweet Prince}}

[[Image:ZuneBrick.JPG|thumb|230px|The Zune in its natural habitat; breaking like a piece of shit.]]
[[Image:ZuneOwners.jpg|thumb|237px|Typical Zune users.]]

[[Image:1282266040112.jpg|center]]

After releasing the [[Failure|shining achievement]] that was the [[Xbox 360]] to the public, [[Microsoft]] thought that they weren’t having enough [[money|cash]] sucked out of their [[assholes]], and decided to create the shit colored (and filled) music player called the Zune. Microshaft seems to be under the impression that the Zune is an [[iPod]] killer. This might have something to do with [[Bill Gates|Billy Gates’]] noggin’ being filled with Steve Job’s [[cum|man mustard]]. Mmm, business. The Zune comes in four different colors; [[Crazy|Psychopath White]], [[Emo|Fall Out Boy Black]], [[Scat|Scat Lover's Brown]], and [[Faggot|Homoerotic Pink]]. They also came out with [[Emo|Bloodshed Red]] [[last Thursday|last weekend]] or something. Another color for the [[emo|scene fucks]]!

== Why [[noone]] knows about the very existance of the Zune ==

* [[Ipod]]
* Ipod
* Ipod
* Ipod
* Ipod
* Ipod
* BUT WAIT, THERE'S MOAR!
* Ipod
* Ipod
* Maybe an [[IPod|MP3 player]]

==Why the Zune Sucks==
Because Bill Gates has a [[fetish]] for busted hardware, the Zune launched with many problems. Zune has an utterly [[Prince Jeremy|useless]] feature that lets you beam songs to other Zune users, since the only people in the [[world]] who own a Zune are Bill Gates, Tycho from [[Penny Arcade]], and [[Your Mom]]. You can only keep the songs for 'three days or three plays', which might be a result of all Zune users having [[shitty]] tastes in music. The Zune also has a series of useless Firmware updates, which have still yet to make the Zune any less shitty. We'd keep you posted, but it's already a lost cause.

The software got an update! Now it fucks up your library and puts fucking Green Day album art on ALL your music!
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Mi0Bw75GI&feature=related PROOF]
===The Zune and Bricking===

Like many Microsoft products, It is not compatible with other Microsoft products and it's said to have a form of some [[STD]], acquired when linking the Zune to its incestuous cousin, the [[360]] (''[[anal sex|stick it in my USB slot baby! Oh, yeah! Deeper!]]''). It's said that the 360 acquired this STD after Bill Gates decided that the Memory Card slot looked oddly like a [[vagina]] at the time, due to massive amounts of [[cocaine]] dancing around in his brain.

The best way to restore your Zune is to press back and up on the Dpad until [[Bill Gates|Satan]] is spawned from hell and shits out another one from his ass.

==Why the Zune Rocks==
It's not an [[Steve Jobs|iPod]]. Also, it's got a big ass screen on it so that you can play your [[CP]] on it in the [[pedophile|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms, you faggot.

Additionally, it just got semi-useful firmware updates! Now you don't have to listen to the [[Faggotry|Coldplay]] dickshit songs your gay cousin sent you within 3 days! You can keep them as long as you want but you can only listen to them three times. Which will probably never happen because who the fuck is going to listen to Coldplay?

Also, it has wireless sync now. So you can sync your CP FROM the [[pedophile|Chuck E. Cheese]] bathrooms! Xna games are totally free along with firmware updates <s>unlike the ipod touch which makes a person pay for new updates.</s> Fixed with iOS 4. Also it's been rated the #1 portable device for viewing horse pr0n, which is a major selling point which many Zune owners take pride in.

Apparently the Zune also has better sound quality then the ipod, Although if you own an ipod Steve Jobs' subliminal messages sneaked into the audio would say otherwise.

==The 2008 Zune Apocalypse==
[[Image:ZUNE copy.jpg|thumb|230px]]
{{quote|I had my Zune [[docking|docked]], and all the sudden I hear it start whirring as I'm sitting here at the laptop,I looked up just in time to see it restarting itself at exactly 12:00 midnight, and then, the freeze. Great. WHAT is going on!?| one man}}

Around midnight Pacific time on December 31st [[2008]], 30GB Zunes began restarting and locking up at their boot screens. Reports swamped official forums and fan sites. Reported by hundreds of owners in forum threads at Zune.net and other sites, one of which already has over 1,000 replies, the 30GB model of Microsoft's Zune digital media player—and apparently only the 30GB model—entered a coma [[last Thursday]]. Whether a Zune was sitting idle or was in the middle of playing a song, users report that the device either shut itself off or restarted and then locked up at its boot screen. Microsoft said that a leap year issue caused problems with the 30-gigabyte versions of its Zune digital music player, following a flood of online customer complaints about the devices freezing up.

[[Image:ZUNES_CLOSED.jpg|thumb|[[Pool's Closed|Zune's Closed]]]]
Bill Gates made an appearance wearing a Windows Vista thong and issued a statement pinpointing “a bug in the internal clock driver related to the way the device handles a leap year.” Which can be interpreted as [[Pool's Closed|ZUNE'S CLOSED DUE TO LEAP YEAR.]]

{{quote|Last night, the battery in my Zune 30gig just burst into flames for no reason Shocked. I am not making this up. Has this happened to anyone else? What the hell is going on?|and the trolling begins...}}

{{quote|Emotions were running high on the Zune message board as some users said they were about to cry and others went so far as to say they might even die without their player.| [[Serious Fucking Business]]}}

{{cs|ZuneUsage|Zune Usage|

Searching for nearby Zunes... None found.
Searching for nearby Zunes... None found.
Searching for nearby Zunes... "Lola" found.

'''Sending''' "Hello" by Lionel Richie

''Receiving'' "Hi There" by Killdozer

'''Sending''' "Do You Come Here Often?" by The Tornados Ridin' the Wind

''Receiving'' "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

'''Sending''' "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns 'N' Roses

'''Sending''' "What Brings You Here?" by Sandra Knight

''Receiving'' "Dateless Losers" by Reel Big Fish

'''Sending''' "Come On" by Technotronic

''Receiving'' "Bad Experience" by Juan Rogelo Camilon

'''Sending''' "You Don't Say" by Pinhead Circus

''Receiving'' "Long Story" by Rudy Mills

'''Sending''' "I Got Time" by Letters to Cleo

''Receiving'' "My Ex" by The Jackys

''Receiving'' "We Had It All" by Willie Nelson

''Receiving'' "Money" by Pink Floyd

''Receiving'' "Fame" by Irene Cara

''Receiving'' "Diamonds" by Los Lonely Boys

''Receiving'' "Minions" by Wild Strawberries

''Receiving'' "The Six Million Dollar Sandwich" by The Dead Texan

'''Sending''' "What Happened To You?" by The Offspring

''Receiving'' "Love Died" by The Order

'''Sending''' "Let Me Guess" by Welcome to Florida

'''Sending''' "Someone Else" by The Radio Dept.

''Receiving'' "No" by De La Soul

''Receiving'' "Science Fiction" by Ruffo

''Receiving'' "Outer Space" by The Muffs

''Receiving'' "Infatuation" by Rod Stewart

''Receiving'' "Movies" by Alien Ant Farm

''Receiving'' "Merchandise" by Fugazi

''Receiving'' "Little Dolls" by Ozzy Osbourne

''Receiving'' "Life in Outer Space" by Grand Funk Railroad

''Receiving'' "He Didn't Care For Me" by The White Mountain Boys

'''Sending''' "Funny How Love Can Be" by Harpers Bizarre

''Receiving'' "I Don't Know How I Got By" by Edwin McCain

''Receiving'' "I Freaked Out Like a Big Truck" by John Davis

''Receiving'' "Total Nutcase" by A. Graham & The Moment Band

''Receiving'' "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads

''Receiving'' "I Made Love to a Martian" by Mustard Plug

''Receiving'' "I Did It For The Toys" by Dance Hall Crashers

''Receiving'' "Freaks in Uniforms" by The HorrorPops

''Receiving'' "Kill Them All" by The Upsetters

'''Sending''' "That's Not Nice To Say" by 2nd Chapter of Acts

''Receiving'' "I Don't Care" by Black Flag

''Receiving'' "I Don't Want To Care" by Jessica Simpson

''Receiving'' "This Much I Know" by Dwight Yoakam

''Receiving'' "I Like You" by Morrissey

''Receiving'' "Why Don't We Get Drunk" by Jimmy Buffett

''Receiving'' "Let Me See Your Underwear" by Blow-up

'''Sending''', "Hey, Wanna Throw Up? Get Me Naked" by Minus the Bear

''Receiving'' "Strip" by Adam Ant

'''Sending''' "I Can't" by Sammie

''Receiving'' "Tell Me Why" by Neil Young

'''Sending''' "Chewbacca's On My Underwear" by Rutherford B. Hayes is Dead

''Receiving'' "Do You Hear What I Hear?" by Bing Crosby

'''Sending''' "What?" by Soft Cell

''Receiving'' "The Breakup Song" by American Hi-Fi

'''Sending''' "Please Don't Go" by Double You

'''Sending''' "I Don't Want To Lose You" by REO Speedwagon

''Receiving'' "Bozo Weirdo Wacko Creep" by David Baerwald

Playing "Alone Again (Naturally)" by Gilbert O'Sullivan|0}}

==WHAT THE FUCK IN HD==
In September 2009, Microsoft released the Zune HD, a touchscreen media player with the sole purpose of kicking the iPod touch's ass. [[Shit nobody cares about|It has HD radio and can connect to a dock that lets it play HD video]]. It has little to any apps or games, much to the whinings of its respective users. The internet browser as of now doesn't support flash applications, and therefore cannot play YouTube. Currently available in 16, 32, and 64GB.

With the release of Windows Phone 7, though, Microsoft has stopped caring about the Zune. There are talks about a [[Holy shit|Zune HD2]], but until an official statement by Microsoft, have fun trolling Zune Forums.

==See also==
*[[iPod]]
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Trying too hard]]

==External Links==
*[http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081231-30gb-zunes-prepare-for-new-year-by-locking-up.html Your Zune will die on New Years Day 2009.]
*[http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/2009/01/the_z2k9_problem.php The code in question which caused the fail]

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