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	===Flight or Fight?===		===Flight or Fight?===
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	In the zombie apocalypse, things are going to move VERY fast, and only the people aware and prepared will have a chance at surviving the carnage. Depending on where you live, you may decide that hunkering down and waiting out the ZA is the best choice for you. People in rural or isolated areas, who live in homes with cellars/bomb shelters/panic rooms will already have an edge - just bulk up the doors and windows and you can have yourself a nice zombie bunker. For people in urban areas with a large population, you're [[Fuck\|fucked]]. The more people you have near you = the more potential zombies.		In the zombie apocalypse, things are going to move VERY fast, and only the people aware and prepared will have a chance at surviving the carnage. Depending on where you live, you may decide that hunkering down and waiting out the ZA is the best choice for you. People in rural or isolated areas, who live in homes with cellars/bomb shelters/panic rooms will already have an edge - just bulk up the doors and windows and you can have yourself a nice zombie bunker. For people in urban areas with a large population, you're [[Fuck\|fucked]]. The more people you have near you = the more potential zombies.

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			Were you looking for a more specific [[Zombie (disambiguation)]]?

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	A '''Zombie''' is a dead person who hasn't figured out what "dead" is supposed to mean yet, and thus continues to make ''okay'' music until the 'Murcans beat back the [[Britfag\|invasion]]. Unlike [[vampire]]s, zombies are bone-[[stupid]] and are only good for moaning and eating and ~~complaining~~ about the [~~http~~://~~www~~.~~youtube.com~~/~~watch?v=8c1ZB446bq4~~ time of the season], much like [[Americans]]. Unlike most Americans though, zombies' favorite food is human flesh, particularly brains, making everyone who has ever used the internet invulnerable.		A '''Zombie''' is a dead person who hasn't figured out what "dead" is supposed to mean yet, and thus continues to make ''okay'' music until the 'Murcans beat back the [[Britfag\|invasion]]. Unlike [[vampire]]s, zombies are bone-[[stupid]] and are only good for moaning and eating and ranting about the [https://youtu.be/qzpPy9hJYA8 time of the season], much like [[Americans]]. Unlike most Americans though, zombies' favorite food is human flesh, particularly brains, making everyone who has ever used the internet invulnerable.

	==Zombie Types==		==Zombie Types==
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	More likely than not, in an apocalyptic landscape of zombies, desolate wastelands and psychotic fellow-survivors, your own fear will be your greatest enemy. So always keep a jaded sense of [[Schadenfreude\|morbid humor]] to carry you through the chaos. This in particular is something any Internet-user will excel at, given our already jaded and [[Forever alone\|independent]] natures with added [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|I DON'T GIVE A FUCK mentality]].		More likely than not, in an apocalyptic landscape of zombies, desolate wastelands and psychotic fellow-survivors, your own fear will be your greatest enemy. So always keep a jaded sense of [[Schadenfreude\|morbid humor]] to carry you through the chaos. This in particular is something any Internet-user will excel at, given our already jaded and [[Forever alone\|independent]] natures with added [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|I DON'T GIVE A FUCK mentality]].

			==Likely duration of emergency==
			[[File:Jason and the argonauts 1963 ray harryhausen skeleton fight.gif\|right\|250px\|thumb\|Incoming!]]
			Give it around a week for their eyes to decompose, which since they are mainly water are the first bits to go. After that they will be blind, and since the human sense of smell ain't all that, they will become much easier to evade. Ultimately, they should be gone within a year, since this is the absolute maximum it takes for an unpreserved human body to decompose. And they will probably be gone quicker than that, because since zombies stink of rotting meat, they will be mobbed by scavengers. Most of those scavengers will be large carrion birds such as crows, which zombies (especially blind ones) will find difficult to attack or avoid.

			Note of warning: Although natural processes will reduce a zombie to bones in a matter of months, it is not known whether the zombie is merely the larval form of the animated skeleton, as seen in ''Jason and the Argonauts''. If it turns out that this is the case, you are fucked and your only hope of survival is to [[Buy a dog\|buy a large and hungry dog.]]

			{{main\|Skeleton}}

	==How to:Vodou==		==How to:Vodou==
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	Step 666:Be awarded Nobel prize in neuroscience and or life long prison sentence		Step 666:Be awarded Nobel prize in neuroscience and or life long prison sentence<br>

			{{main\|Jeffrey Dahmer}}

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	* [[Rear Mission Devolved]] - [[mecha\|MECHA]] ZOMBIES.		* [[Rear Mission Devolved]] - [[mecha\|MECHA]] ZOMBIES.
	* [[Rudy Eugene]]: [[IRL]] [[nigger]] zombie		* [[Rudy Eugene]]: [[IRL]] [[nigger]] zombie
			* [[September 23, 2017]] Another prediction about the end of the world.
	* [[Skeleton]] - Closely related to zombies		* [[Skeleton]] - Closely related to zombies
	*Zombie video-games		*Zombie video-games
	**[[Dead Rising]]		**[[Dead Rising]]
	**[[Left 4 Dead]]		**[[Left 4 Dead]]
			**[[Resident Evil 2]]
	**[[Resident Evil 3]]		**[[Resident Evil 3]]
	**[[Resident Evil 4]]		**[[Resident Evil 4]]
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	[[Category:Events]]		[[Category:Events]]

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Adding how to section for Vodou; courtesy serpent and the rainbow; it needed some scientific accuracy.

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	* [[September 23, 2017]] Another prediction about the end of the world.		* [[September 23, 2017]] Another prediction about the end of the world.
	* [[Skeleton]] - Closely related to zombies		* [[Skeleton]] - Closely related to zombies
			* [[Cryptids]]
	*Zombie video-games		*Zombie video-games
	**[[Dead Rising]]		**[[Dead Rising]]