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	*[http://www.worldofspectrum.org/ World of Spectrum]		*[http://www.worldofspectrum.org/ World of Spectrum]
	*[http://www.zxspectrum.net/ Online Emulator]		*[http://www.zxspectrum.net/ Online Emulator]

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<center>[[Image:ZXSpectrum.jpg|The ZX Spectrum]]</center>

<center>[[LOL]]!!!</center>

==The ZX Spectrum==
[[image:Sindurex.jpg|thumb|left|Protecting from Interweb AIDS.]]
[[image:zx128k.jpg|thumb|128K OS - No [[BSOD]] here.]]
The '''ZX Spectrum''' was, is and will always be the most powerful computer [[evar]]. What made it so good was its total immunity to [[AIDS]], due to the clever rubber keys on the 48K model acting as an anti-virus condom. The interweb was for a time completely AIDS free, so free in fact that blood could be purchased on [[eBay]] from [[Africa]] without giving it a second thought.

Made in [[England]], it soon became one of the UK's largest exports, beaten by only two commercial properties - [[Vomit|Pot Noodle]] and [[Fucking|dogging]]. The Spectrum's only serious competion came from [[Jumpman|Commodore]], however they brought about their own downfall after releasing the system exclusives ''[[Allah|Jet Set Allah]]'' and ''[[Suicide|Suicide Bomb Jack II]]'' - as a result their offices and factories were fire-bombed by irate Arabs, giving Sinclair the freedom to run the UK/European drug cartel without problems from rival companies. At least until they got all cocky and fucked everything up.

If the Spectrum was so [[scene|hardcore]], one may wonder why the heavy boys in the IT industry struggle today. This is down to the fact that [[Bill Gates]] failed to steal anything from the Spectrum and instead used his own half-cooked programming to clone it and [[failed]]. This was an issue with all versions of Windows, so in his most recent OS Bill "borrowed" design ideas from [[Macintosh]] hoping to gloss over the [[Goatse|gaping holes]] in his code. Unfortunately, as Apple has also found to their cost, this tactic only works on [[emo|shallow assholes]] with [[retard|no understanding of how computers work]].

[[common sense|ALL]] programmers know that [[Basic Rules|BASIC]] is 1337.
{{clear}}

==Technical Specifications==
[[Image:Specass.jpg|frame|right|Grey-market cassette-modem with preloaded "paid site" passwords.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!System
!Specification
|-
|'''CPU'''
|Zilog Z80A running at 2.9 MHz<nowiki>*</nowiki>
|-
|'''Memory'''
|19.333739068902037589kb
|-
|'''Sound'''
|Humagination 1.0<nowiki>**</nowiki>
|-
|'''Display Resolution'''
|255 × 191 x 14.5
|-
|'''Floppy'''
|Dual External 5 15/16"
|-
|'''Internet''' (Max Speed)
|63bps<nowiki>***</nowiki>
|-
|}

<nowiki>*</nowiki> ''or'' NEC D780C-1 clone 
<nowiki>**</nowiki> tap hard surface to the rhythm of a flashing pixel 
<nowiki>***</nowiki> line noise reduces down to 20bps 
{{clear}}
==Superfuntimehappy Games==

<center><gallery>
image:WDWins.jpg|OMG AWP CAMPING [[Counter-Strike|COUNTER-STRIKE]] FAGGOT !!!!
image:rapefood.jpg|It was [[asking for it]]...
image:rockham.jpg|Todays music sucks.
image:proxima.jpg|Who'd have thought this company became [[Nintendo]]?
File:ZX Spectrum Game Toi Acid.jpg|''[[Acid|Toi Acid]]''
File:ZX Spectrum Game Jimmy Is Disappoint.gif|[[English_Scum#Newcastle.2FGeordies|''Auf Wiedersehen, Pet'']]
File:ZX Spectrum Game Bastard Screen.png|''[[Bastard|How To Be A Complete Bastard]]''
File:ZX Spectrum Game Hacker.jpg|[[CSIII]] or above required.
</gallery></center>

==External links==
*[http://www.worldofspectrum.org/ World of Spectrum]
*[http://www.zxspectrum.net/ Online Emulator]

==See also==
*[[Amiga]]
*[[Atari]]

{{gaming}}
[[Category:Softwarez]]
[[Category:IRL Shit]]

ZX Spectrum - Revision history

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