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	{{watch}}		{{watch}}
	{{main\|blogTV}}		{{main\|blogTV}}
			{{spoiler\|THE WORD POOP IS NOW ALSO WORDFILTERED ON JEWNOW. NO JOKE.}}
	<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:Hanson exploitable fixed.png\|50px]] </div>		<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:Hanson exploitable fixed.png\|50px]] </div>
			[[File:YouNowGay.jpg\|center\|thumb\|600px\|Yes, the moderators on younow really are this gay.]]
	[[File:Younowlogo.png\|thumb\|right\|300 px\|YoufaggotNow logo]]		[[File:Younowlogo.png\|thumb\|right\|300 px\|YoufaggotNow logo]]
			[[File:Jewnowfag1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|typical jewnow user]]
	'''Younow''', also known as '''[[Jew\|Jewnow]]'''{{jew}}, is a [[gay]] website/app created [[last Thursday]] to replace [[BlogTV]]'s outdated ass as the world's premiere live matchmaking service for [[Pedophilia\|pedophiles]] and [[jailbait]] [[redundant\|under the age of consent]], just beating [[NAMBLA]] by a touch. Since [[camwhores]] under 13 are typically [[B&]] by Nazi [[mods]] after [[at least 100]] seconds of streaming, Jewnow is primarily a site for [[You\|creepy old perverts]] to tell [[13-year-old boys]] and [[16-year-old girls]] what [[Milgram Experiment\|to do]] on cam ever since [[Subservient Chicken]] was eaten alive on camera by [[niggers]]. [[Some argue]] that space-Jew [[basement dweller\|Jabba the Hutt]] and Slave Leia with a collar around her neck were the inspiration for all this [[faggotry]]. Jewnow has long been at the forefront of online <s>karaoke</s> hazing.		'''Younow''', also known as '''[[Jew\|Jewnow]]'''{{jew}}, is a [[gay]] website/app created [[last Thursday]] to replace [[BlogTV]]'s outdated ass as the world's premiere live matchmaking service for [[Pedophilia\|pedophiles]] and [[jailbait]] [[redundant\|under the age of consent]], just beating [[NAMBLA]] by a touch. Since [[camwhores]] under 13 are typically [[B&]] by Nazi [[mods]] after [[at least 100]] seconds of streaming, Jewnow is primarily a site for [[You\|creepy old perverts]] to tell [[13-year-old boys]] and [[16-year-old girls]] what [[Milgram Experiment\|to do]] on cam ever since [[Subservient Chicken]] was eaten alive on camera by [[niggers]]. [[Some argue]] that space-Jew [[basement dweller\|Jabba the Hutt]] and Slave Leia with a collar around her neck were the inspiration for all this [[faggotry]]. Jewnow has long been at the forefront of online <s>karaoke</s> hazing.

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	==The face of Jewnow==		==The face of Jewnow==
	The spokesperson for Jewnow is a spooky [[skeleton]] known as [[Pro-ana\|Ms. Skeltal]] (aka Skeleton Queen aka Ms. Bones aka The Screaming Skull) who wears a long black wig that snaps onto her parietal bone. Discovered on the TV series Bones, she resides in Castle Greyskull and her catchphrase is "Rattle me bones!" As we speak she is amassing an unholy dark army with her bony laughter spells which echo in a listener's skull and exert spooky control over a person's skeleton so they become her minions and bow to kiss her alabaster metatarsals. Mr. Skeltal is also the [[final boss]] of Jewnow, because she survived [[Holocaust\|Auschwitz]]. Her [[Fact\|dream husbando is a lump of clay known as Jack Skellington]] (otherwise known as [[Slenderman]] 1.0.) Since skeletons lack bodily fluids, there is nowhere to deposit a free-floating Jewnow mini-cam, so Ms. Skeltal will be impervious to future efforts to miniaturize cameras, although gnat drones could fly freely in and out of her ribcage, much like the autumn wind.		The spokesperson for Jewnow is a spooky [[skeleton]] known as [[Pro-ana\|Mr. Skeltal]] (aka Skeleton Queen aka Ms. Bones aka The Screaming Skull) who wears a long black wig that snaps onto her parietal bone. Discovered on the TV series Bones, she resides in Castle Greyskull and her catchphrase is "Rattle me bones!" As we speak she is amassing an unholy dark army with her bony laughter spells which echo in a listener's skull and exert spooky control over a person's skeleton so they become her minions and bow to kiss her alabaster metatarsals. Mr. Skeltal is also the [[final boss]] of Jewnow, because she survived [[Holocaust\|Auschwitz]]. Her [[Fact\|dream husbando is a lump of clay known as Jack Skellington]] (otherwise known as [[Slenderman]] 1.0.) Since skeletons lack bodily fluids, there is nowhere to deposit a free-floating Jewnow mini-cam, so Mr. Skeltal will be impervious to future efforts to miniaturize cameras, although gnat drones could fly freely in and out of her ribcage, much like the autumn wind.

	==Background==		==Background==
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	==Paid camwhores==		==Paid camwhores==
			{{Main\|Younow/Partners}}
	In October 2014 Jewnow introduced the Jewnow Partner Program in order to be less Jew-y and exploitative, and also to begin turning out all the hos and twinks. Before then, Jewnow had been hoarding all the money that morons spent on Jewgoldbars, because apart from selling user-tracking info to the NSA and facial recognition data to Zion, that's their only business model to [[Hookers and blow\|fuel]] IDF Captain Dovi{{jew}}'s yacht and appease Jewish venture capitalists like Israeli Oren Dweeb{{jew}} until some bigger Jewish tech company buys out their in-home sousveillance/jailbait delivery service for billions of dollars and subsequently releases the CyberLink Jewcam [[Oculus Rift\|VR Headset]] and Jewnow Holographic.		In October 2014 Jewnow introduced the Jewnow Partner Program in order to be less Jew-y and exploitative, and also to begin turning out all the hos and twinks. Before then, Jewnow had been hoarding all the money that morons spent on Jewgoldbars, because apart from selling user-tracking info to the NSA and facial recognition data to Zion, that's their only business model to [[Hookers and blow\|fuel]] IDF Captain Dovi{{jew}}'s yacht and appease Jewish venture capitalists like Israeli Oren Dweeb{{jew}} until some bigger Jewish tech company buys out their in-home sousveillance/jailbait delivery service for billions of dollars and subsequently releases the CyberLink Jewcam [[Oculus Rift\|VR Headset]] and Jewnow Holographic.

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	A recent trend is partners flying to meet other partners and broadcasting together like faggots while being objectified by rabid teenage whores. The progenitor of tagteaming was, of course, boy bands, followed by ersatz groups of young males with no discernible talent whatsoever, like Magcon. Another trend is partners moving in with each other to create faggot "power couples" in order to combine their faggoty gravitational pull to amass more Jewgoldbars, like a supermassive black fag hole singularity at the center of the galaxy where no teen girl can escape because they're all slipping on the juices gushing from their vaginas like waterfalls, creating a kind of slick gravitational Slip 'N Slide which also splashes in their eyes resulting in a debilitating medical condition known as Grool Blindness which makes homos appear to be interested in girls for any reason besides [[pegging]].		A recent trend is partners flying to meet other partners and broadcasting together like faggots while being objectified by rabid teenage whores. The progenitor of tagteaming was, of course, boy bands, followed by ersatz groups of young males with no discernible talent whatsoever, like Magcon. Another trend is partners moving in with each other to create faggot "power couples" in order to combine their faggoty gravitational pull to amass more Jewgoldbars, like a supermassive black fag hole singularity at the center of the galaxy where no teen girl can escape because they're all slipping on the juices gushing from their vaginas like waterfalls, creating a kind of slick gravitational Slip 'N Slide which also splashes in their eyes resulting in a debilitating medical condition known as Grool Blindness which makes homos appear to be interested in girls for any reason besides [[pegging]].

	The logical conclusion to the tagteaming trend will be a huge partner orgy where [[redundant\|retarded teen girls]] will pay real money to watch a room full of nobodies being faggots. Later the paid camwhores will argue over how to split their Jewgold, and complain about being Jewed by Jewnow and realize that the check was "lost in the mail" and not enough to cover their lease anyway, which will nevertheless be paid for by their parents because every camwhore on Jewnow is a spoiled cunt who has never worked manual labor or been disciplined by their parents.		The logical conclusion to the tagteaming trend will be a huge partner orgy where [[redundant\|retarded teen girls]] will pay real money to watch a room full of nobodies being faggots. Later the paid camwhores will argue over how to split their Jewgold, and complain about being Jewed by Jewnow and realize that the check was "lost in the mail" and not enough to cover their lease anyway, which will nevertheless be paid for by their parents because every camwhore on Jewnow is a spoiled cunt who has never worked [[manual labor]] or been disciplined by their parents.

	'''FUN FACT''': Every Jewnow partner is also a hand model. Garbage people who have never had a "mani" need not apply.		'''FUN FACT''': Every Jewnow partner is also a hand model. Garbage people who have never had a "mani" need not apply.

			==Subscriptions==
			On October 5, 2015, Jewnow rolled out subscriptions for partners that are actually popular.

			For about seventy cents, you can buy a can of soda, regular or diet. In Connecticut, for just seventy cents a day you can feed a young lady like Eugenia nourishing meals. For about seventy cents, you can also buy a cup of coffee. In Texas, for seventy cents a day you can help a child like Zachary get the swimwear he needs to bathe with adult men. For about seventy cents you can buy a pack of gum, plain or sugarless. In Brooklyn, for seventy cents a day you could help a struggling cashier like Tayser, who struggles with nicotine addiction and lives in a million dollar house. Since April 2014, Jewnow has helped [[Internet poor]] camwhores of many faiths and their communities with free candy, cigarettes, free underwear, badly drawn posters, helicopter rides, plane tickets, and photo studio umbrellas. Or whatever is needed most. Today, so many [[attention whore]]s around the world still need your help. And through Jewnow, you can reach out to one of them by sharing, well, just a little of your pocket change. It takes so little for you to become a ''special friend'', to an attention whore who can afford a smartphone and plane tickets to attend [[camwhore]] conventions, but boy, the good it can do...is worth more than you can imagine.

			Actually, it's $5/month for...what exactly? It makes it so a stupid teens can use their parents' credit card so that: their retarded comments are bold, they can talk in a busy chat, they can participate in "subscriber only" chats, and maybe the camwhores get some of it who knows? Oh and you get a icon next to your name or some shit. Weee.

	==Multi-level marketing==		==Multi-level marketing==
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	Sunday, 28 December 2014		Sunday, 28 December 2014

	Encyclopediadramatica Younow page (https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Younow) Attn: Encyclopediadramatica		Encyclopediadramatica Younow page (https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Younow) Attn: Encyclopediadramatica

imported>MarioMario456: MarioMario456 moved page Younow to YouNow: history merge

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MarioMario456 moved page Younow to YouNow: history merge

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imported>MarioMario456: MarioMario456 moved page Younow to YouNow: history merge

2023-05-16T17:26:00Z

MarioMario456 moved page Younow to YouNow: history merge

← Older revision		Revision as of 17:26, 16 May 2023
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	{{watch}}		{{watch}}
	{{main\|blogTV}}		{{main\|blogTV}}
	~~{{spoiler\|THE WORD POOP IS NOW ALSO WORDFILTERED ON JEWNOW. NO JOKE.}}~~
	<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:Hanson exploitable fixed.png\|50px]] </div>		<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:Hanson exploitable fixed.png\|50px]] </div>
	~~[[File:YouNowGay.jpg\|center\|thumb\|600px\|Yes, the moderators on younow really are this gay.]]~~
	[[File:Younowlogo.png\|thumb\|right\|300 px\|YoufaggotNow logo]]		[[File:Younowlogo.png\|thumb\|right\|300 px\|YoufaggotNow logo]]
	~~[[File:Jewnowfag1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|typical jewnow user]]~~
	'''Younow''', also known as '''[[Jew\|Jewnow]]'''{{jew}}, is a [[gay]] website/app created [[last Thursday]] to replace [[BlogTV]]'s outdated ass as the world's premiere live matchmaking service for [[Pedophilia\|pedophiles]] and [[jailbait]] [[redundant\|under the age of consent]], just beating [[NAMBLA]] by a touch. Since [[camwhores]] under 13 are typically [[B&]] by Nazi [[mods]] after [[at least 100]] seconds of streaming, Jewnow is primarily a site for [[You\|creepy old perverts]] to tell [[13-year-old boys]] and [[16-year-old girls]] what [[Milgram Experiment\|to do]] on cam ever since [[Subservient Chicken]] was eaten alive on camera by [[niggers]]. [[Some argue]] that space-Jew [[basement dweller\|Jabba the Hutt]] and Slave Leia with a collar around her neck were the inspiration for all this [[faggotry]]. Jewnow has long been at the forefront of online <s>karaoke</s> hazing.		'''Younow''', also known as '''[[Jew\|Jewnow]]'''{{jew}}, is a [[gay]] website/app created [[last Thursday]] to replace [[BlogTV]]'s outdated ass as the world's premiere live matchmaking service for [[Pedophilia\|pedophiles]] and [[jailbait]] [[redundant\|under the age of consent]], just beating [[NAMBLA]] by a touch. Since [[camwhores]] under 13 are typically [[B&]] by Nazi [[mods]] after [[at least 100]] seconds of streaming, Jewnow is primarily a site for [[You\|creepy old perverts]] to tell [[13-year-old boys]] and [[16-year-old girls]] what [[Milgram Experiment\|to do]] on cam ever since [[Subservient Chicken]] was eaten alive on camera by [[niggers]]. [[Some argue]] that space-Jew [[basement dweller\|Jabba the Hutt]] and Slave Leia with a collar around her neck were the inspiration for all this [[faggotry]]. Jewnow has long been at the forefront of online <s>karaoke</s> hazing.

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	==The face of Jewnow==		==The face of Jewnow==
	The spokesperson for Jewnow is a spooky [[skeleton]] known as [[Pro-ana\|Mr. Skeltal]] (aka Skeleton Queen aka Ms. Bones aka The Screaming Skull) who wears a long black wig that snaps onto her parietal bone. Discovered on the TV series Bones, she resides in Castle Greyskull and her catchphrase is "Rattle me bones!" As we speak she is amassing an unholy dark army with her bony laughter spells which echo in a listener's skull and exert spooky control over a person's skeleton so they become her minions and bow to kiss her alabaster metatarsals. Mr. Skeltal is also the [[final boss]] of Jewnow, because she survived [[Holocaust\|Auschwitz]]. Her [[Fact\|dream husbando is a lump of clay known as Jack Skellington]] (otherwise known as [[Slenderman]] 1.0.) Since skeletons lack bodily fluids, there is nowhere to deposit a free-floating Jewnow mini-cam, so Mr. Skeltal will be impervious to future efforts to miniaturize cameras, although gnat drones could fly freely in and out of her ribcage, much like the autumn wind.		The spokesperson for Jewnow is a spooky [[skeleton]] known as [[Pro-ana\|Ms. Skeltal]] (aka Skeleton Queen aka Ms. Bones aka The Screaming Skull) who wears a long black wig that snaps onto her parietal bone. Discovered on the TV series Bones, she resides in Castle Greyskull and her catchphrase is "Rattle me bones!" As we speak she is amassing an unholy dark army with her bony laughter spells which echo in a listener's skull and exert spooky control over a person's skeleton so they become her minions and bow to kiss her alabaster metatarsals. Mr. Skeltal is also the [[final boss]] of Jewnow, because she survived [[Holocaust\|Auschwitz]]. Her [[Fact\|dream husbando is a lump of clay known as Jack Skellington]] (otherwise known as [[Slenderman]] 1.0.) Since skeletons lack bodily fluids, there is nowhere to deposit a free-floating Jewnow mini-cam, so Ms. Skeltal will be impervious to future efforts to miniaturize cameras, although gnat drones could fly freely in and out of her ribcage, much like the autumn wind.

	==Background==		==Background==
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	==Paid camwhores==		==Paid camwhores==
	~~{{Main\|Younow/Partners}}~~
	In October 2014 Jewnow introduced the Jewnow Partner Program in order to be less Jew-y and exploitative, and also to begin turning out all the hos and twinks. Before then, Jewnow had been hoarding all the money that morons spent on Jewgoldbars, because apart from selling user-tracking info to the NSA and facial recognition data to Zion, that's their only business model to [[Hookers and blow\|fuel]] IDF Captain Dovi{{jew}}'s yacht and appease Jewish venture capitalists like Israeli Oren Dweeb{{jew}} until some bigger Jewish tech company buys out their in-home sousveillance/jailbait delivery service for billions of dollars and subsequently releases the CyberLink Jewcam [[Oculus Rift\|VR Headset]] and Jewnow Holographic.		In October 2014 Jewnow introduced the Jewnow Partner Program in order to be less Jew-y and exploitative, and also to begin turning out all the hos and twinks. Before then, Jewnow had been hoarding all the money that morons spent on Jewgoldbars, because apart from selling user-tracking info to the NSA and facial recognition data to Zion, that's their only business model to [[Hookers and blow\|fuel]] IDF Captain Dovi{{jew}}'s yacht and appease Jewish venture capitalists like Israeli Oren Dweeb{{jew}} until some bigger Jewish tech company buys out their in-home sousveillance/jailbait delivery service for billions of dollars and subsequently releases the CyberLink Jewcam [[Oculus Rift\|VR Headset]] and Jewnow Holographic.

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	A recent trend is partners flying to meet other partners and broadcasting together like faggots while being objectified by rabid teenage whores. The progenitor of tagteaming was, of course, boy bands, followed by ersatz groups of young males with no discernible talent whatsoever, like Magcon. Another trend is partners moving in with each other to create faggot "power couples" in order to combine their faggoty gravitational pull to amass more Jewgoldbars, like a supermassive black fag hole singularity at the center of the galaxy where no teen girl can escape because they're all slipping on the juices gushing from their vaginas like waterfalls, creating a kind of slick gravitational Slip 'N Slide which also splashes in their eyes resulting in a debilitating medical condition known as Grool Blindness which makes homos appear to be interested in girls for any reason besides [[pegging]].		A recent trend is partners flying to meet other partners and broadcasting together like faggots while being objectified by rabid teenage whores. The progenitor of tagteaming was, of course, boy bands, followed by ersatz groups of young males with no discernible talent whatsoever, like Magcon. Another trend is partners moving in with each other to create faggot "power couples" in order to combine their faggoty gravitational pull to amass more Jewgoldbars, like a supermassive black fag hole singularity at the center of the galaxy where no teen girl can escape because they're all slipping on the juices gushing from their vaginas like waterfalls, creating a kind of slick gravitational Slip 'N Slide which also splashes in their eyes resulting in a debilitating medical condition known as Grool Blindness which makes homos appear to be interested in girls for any reason besides [[pegging]].

	The logical conclusion to the tagteaming trend will be a huge partner orgy where [[redundant\|retarded teen girls]] will pay real money to watch a room full of nobodies being faggots. Later the paid camwhores will argue over how to split their Jewgold, and complain about being Jewed by Jewnow and realize that the check was "lost in the mail" and not enough to cover their lease anyway, which will nevertheless be paid for by their parents because every camwhore on Jewnow is a spoiled cunt who has never worked [[manual labor]] or been disciplined by their parents.		The logical conclusion to the tagteaming trend will be a huge partner orgy where [[redundant\|retarded teen girls]] will pay real money to watch a room full of nobodies being faggots. Later the paid camwhores will argue over how to split their Jewgold, and complain about being Jewed by Jewnow and realize that the check was "lost in the mail" and not enough to cover their lease anyway, which will nevertheless be paid for by their parents because every camwhore on Jewnow is a spoiled cunt who has never worked manual labor or been disciplined by their parents.

	'''FUN FACT''': Every Jewnow partner is also a hand model. Garbage people who have never had a "mani" need not apply.		'''FUN FACT''': Every Jewnow partner is also a hand model. Garbage people who have never had a "mani" need not apply.

	~~==Subscriptions==~~
	~~On October 5, 2015, Jewnow rolled out subscriptions for partners that are actually popular.~~

	For about seventy cents, you can buy a can of soda, regular or diet. In Connecticut, for just seventy cents a day you can feed a young lady like Eugenia nourishing meals. For about seventy cents, you can also buy a cup of coffee. In Texas, for seventy cents a day you can help a child like Zachary get the swimwear he needs to bathe with adult men. For about seventy cents you can buy a pack of gum, plain or sugarless. In Brooklyn, for seventy cents a day you could help a struggling cashier like Tayser, who struggles with nicotine addiction and lives in a million dollar house. Since April 2014, Jewnow has helped [[Internet poor]] camwhores of many faiths and their communities with free candy, cigarettes, free underwear, badly drawn posters, helicopter rides, plane tickets, and photo studio umbrellas. Or whatever is needed most. Today, so many [[attention whore]]s around the world still need your help. And through Jewnow, you can reach out to one of them by sharing, well, just a little of your pocket change. It takes so little for you to become a ''special friend'', to an attention whore who can afford a smartphone and plane tickets to attend [[camwhore]] conventions, but boy, the good it can do...is worth more than you can imagine.

	Actually, it's $5/month for...what exactly? It makes it so a stupid teens can use their parents' credit card so that: their retarded comments are bold, they can talk in a busy chat, they can participate in "subscriber only" chats, and maybe the camwhores get some of it who knows? Oh and you get a icon next to your name or some shit. Weee.

	==Multi-level marketing==		==Multi-level marketing==
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	Sunday, 28 December 2014		Sunday, 28 December 2014

	Encyclopediadramatica Younow page (https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Younow) Attn: Encyclopediadramatica		Encyclopediadramatica Younow page (https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Younow) Attn: Encyclopediadramatica

imported>TROLAHOAR at 16:31, 26 January 2019

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← Older revision		Revision as of 16:31, 26 January 2019
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	{{watch}}		{{watch}}
	{{main\|blogTV}}		{{main\|blogTV}}
			{{spoiler\|THE WORD POOP IS NOW ALSO WORDFILTERED ON JEWNOW. NO JOKE.}}
	<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:Hanson exploitable fixed.png\|50px]] </div>		<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:Hanson exploitable fixed.png\|50px]] </div>
			[[File:YouNowGay.jpg\|center\|thumb\|600px\|Yes, the moderators on younow really are this gay.]]
	[[File:Younowlogo.png\|thumb\|right\|300 px\|YoufaggotNow logo]]		[[File:Younowlogo.png\|thumb\|right\|300 px\|YoufaggotNow logo]]
			[[File:Jewnowfag1.jpg\|thumb\|right\|typical jewnow user]]
	'''Younow''', also known as '''[[Jew\|Jewnow]]'''{{jew}}, is a [[gay]] website/app created [[last Thursday]] to replace [[BlogTV]]'s outdated ass as the world's premiere live matchmaking service for [[Pedophilia\|pedophiles]] and [[jailbait]] [[redundant\|under the age of consent]], just beating [[NAMBLA]] by a touch. Since [[camwhores]] under 13 are typically [[B&]] by Nazi [[mods]] after [[at least 100]] seconds of streaming, Jewnow is primarily a site for [[You\|creepy old perverts]] to tell [[13-year-old boys]] and [[16-year-old girls]] what [[Milgram Experiment\|to do]] on cam ever since [[Subservient Chicken]] was eaten alive on camera by [[niggers]]. [[Some argue]] that space-Jew [[basement dweller\|Jabba the Hutt]] and Slave Leia with a collar around her neck were the inspiration for all this [[faggotry]]. Jewnow has long been at the forefront of online <s>karaoke</s> hazing.		'''Younow''', also known as '''[[Jew\|Jewnow]]'''{{jew}}, is a [[gay]] website/app created [[last Thursday]] to replace [[BlogTV]]'s outdated ass as the world's premiere live matchmaking service for [[Pedophilia\|pedophiles]] and [[jailbait]] [[redundant\|under the age of consent]], just beating [[NAMBLA]] by a touch. Since [[camwhores]] under 13 are typically [[B&]] by Nazi [[mods]] after [[at least 100]] seconds of streaming, Jewnow is primarily a site for [[You\|creepy old perverts]] to tell [[13-year-old boys]] and [[16-year-old girls]] what [[Milgram Experiment\|to do]] on cam ever since [[Subservient Chicken]] was eaten alive on camera by [[niggers]]. [[Some argue]] that space-Jew [[basement dweller\|Jabba the Hutt]] and Slave Leia with a collar around her neck were the inspiration for all this [[faggotry]]. Jewnow has long been at the forefront of online <s>karaoke</s> hazing.

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	==The face of Jewnow==		==The face of Jewnow==
	The spokesperson for Jewnow is a spooky [[skeleton]] known as [[Pro-ana\|Ms. Skeltal]] (aka Skeleton Queen aka Ms. Bones aka The Screaming Skull) who wears a long black wig that snaps onto her parietal bone. Discovered on the TV series Bones, she resides in Castle Greyskull and her catchphrase is "Rattle me bones!" As we speak she is amassing an unholy dark army with her bony laughter spells which echo in a listener's skull and exert spooky control over a person's skeleton so they become her minions and bow to kiss her alabaster metatarsals. Mr. Skeltal is also the [[final boss]] of Jewnow, because she survived [[Holocaust\|Auschwitz]]. Her [[Fact\|dream husbando is a lump of clay known as Jack Skellington]] (otherwise known as [[Slenderman]] 1.0.) Since skeletons lack bodily fluids, there is nowhere to deposit a free-floating Jewnow mini-cam, so Ms. Skeltal will be impervious to future efforts to miniaturize cameras, although gnat drones could fly freely in and out of her ribcage, much like the autumn wind.		The spokesperson for Jewnow is a spooky [[skeleton]] known as [[Pro-ana\|Mr. Skeltal]] (aka Skeleton Queen aka Ms. Bones aka The Screaming Skull) who wears a long black wig that snaps onto her parietal bone. Discovered on the TV series Bones, she resides in Castle Greyskull and her catchphrase is "Rattle me bones!" As we speak she is amassing an unholy dark army with her bony laughter spells which echo in a listener's skull and exert spooky control over a person's skeleton so they become her minions and bow to kiss her alabaster metatarsals. Mr. Skeltal is also the [[final boss]] of Jewnow, because she survived [[Holocaust\|Auschwitz]]. Her [[Fact\|dream husbando is a lump of clay known as Jack Skellington]] (otherwise known as [[Slenderman]] 1.0.) Since skeletons lack bodily fluids, there is nowhere to deposit a free-floating Jewnow mini-cam, so Mr. Skeltal will be impervious to future efforts to miniaturize cameras, although gnat drones could fly freely in and out of her ribcage, much like the autumn wind.

	==Background==		==Background==
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	==Paid camwhores==		==Paid camwhores==
			{{Main\|Younow/Partners}}
	In October 2014 Jewnow introduced the Jewnow Partner Program in order to be less Jew-y and exploitative, and also to begin turning out all the hos and twinks. Before then, Jewnow had been hoarding all the money that morons spent on Jewgoldbars, because apart from selling user-tracking info to the NSA and facial recognition data to Zion, that's their only business model to [[Hookers and blow\|fuel]] IDF Captain Dovi{{jew}}'s yacht and appease Jewish venture capitalists like Israeli Oren Dweeb{{jew}} until some bigger Jewish tech company buys out their in-home sousveillance/jailbait delivery service for billions of dollars and subsequently releases the CyberLink Jewcam [[Oculus Rift\|VR Headset]] and Jewnow Holographic.		In October 2014 Jewnow introduced the Jewnow Partner Program in order to be less Jew-y and exploitative, and also to begin turning out all the hos and twinks. Before then, Jewnow had been hoarding all the money that morons spent on Jewgoldbars, because apart from selling user-tracking info to the NSA and facial recognition data to Zion, that's their only business model to [[Hookers and blow\|fuel]] IDF Captain Dovi{{jew}}'s yacht and appease Jewish venture capitalists like Israeli Oren Dweeb{{jew}} until some bigger Jewish tech company buys out their in-home sousveillance/jailbait delivery service for billions of dollars and subsequently releases the CyberLink Jewcam [[Oculus Rift\|VR Headset]] and Jewnow Holographic.

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	A recent trend is partners flying to meet other partners and broadcasting together like faggots while being objectified by rabid teenage whores. The progenitor of tagteaming was, of course, boy bands, followed by ersatz groups of young males with no discernible talent whatsoever, like Magcon. Another trend is partners moving in with each other to create faggot "power couples" in order to combine their faggoty gravitational pull to amass more Jewgoldbars, like a supermassive black fag hole singularity at the center of the galaxy where no teen girl can escape because they're all slipping on the juices gushing from their vaginas like waterfalls, creating a kind of slick gravitational Slip 'N Slide which also splashes in their eyes resulting in a debilitating medical condition known as Grool Blindness which makes homos appear to be interested in girls for any reason besides [[pegging]].		A recent trend is partners flying to meet other partners and broadcasting together like faggots while being objectified by rabid teenage whores. The progenitor of tagteaming was, of course, boy bands, followed by ersatz groups of young males with no discernible talent whatsoever, like Magcon. Another trend is partners moving in with each other to create faggot "power couples" in order to combine their faggoty gravitational pull to amass more Jewgoldbars, like a supermassive black fag hole singularity at the center of the galaxy where no teen girl can escape because they're all slipping on the juices gushing from their vaginas like waterfalls, creating a kind of slick gravitational Slip 'N Slide which also splashes in their eyes resulting in a debilitating medical condition known as Grool Blindness which makes homos appear to be interested in girls for any reason besides [[pegging]].

	The logical conclusion to the tagteaming trend will be a huge partner orgy where [[redundant\|retarded teen girls]] will pay real money to watch a room full of nobodies being faggots. Later the paid camwhores will argue over how to split their Jewgold, and complain about being Jewed by Jewnow and realize that the check was "lost in the mail" and not enough to cover their lease anyway, which will nevertheless be paid for by their parents because every camwhore on Jewnow is a spoiled cunt who has never worked manual labor or been disciplined by their parents.		The logical conclusion to the tagteaming trend will be a huge partner orgy where [[redundant\|retarded teen girls]] will pay real money to watch a room full of nobodies being faggots. Later the paid camwhores will argue over how to split their Jewgold, and complain about being Jewed by Jewnow and realize that the check was "lost in the mail" and not enough to cover their lease anyway, which will nevertheless be paid for by their parents because every camwhore on Jewnow is a spoiled cunt who has never worked [[manual labor]] or been disciplined by their parents.

	'''FUN FACT''': Every Jewnow partner is also a hand model. Garbage people who have never had a "mani" need not apply.		'''FUN FACT''': Every Jewnow partner is also a hand model. Garbage people who have never had a "mani" need not apply.

			==Subscriptions==
			On October 5, 2015, Jewnow rolled out subscriptions for partners that are actually popular.

			For about seventy cents, you can buy a can of soda, regular or diet. In Connecticut, for just seventy cents a day you can feed a young lady like Eugenia nourishing meals. For about seventy cents, you can also buy a cup of coffee. In Texas, for seventy cents a day you can help a child like Zachary get the swimwear he needs to bathe with adult men. For about seventy cents you can buy a pack of gum, plain or sugarless. In Brooklyn, for seventy cents a day you could help a struggling cashier like Tayser, who struggles with nicotine addiction and lives in a million dollar house. Since April 2014, Jewnow has helped [[Internet poor]] camwhores of many faiths and their communities with free candy, cigarettes, free underwear, badly drawn posters, helicopter rides, plane tickets, and photo studio umbrellas. Or whatever is needed most. Today, so many [[attention whore]]s around the world still need your help. And through Jewnow, you can reach out to one of them by sharing, well, just a little of your pocket change. It takes so little for you to become a ''special friend'', to an attention whore who can afford a smartphone and plane tickets to attend [[camwhore]] conventions, but boy, the good it can do...is worth more than you can imagine.

			Actually, it's $5/month for...what exactly? It makes it so a stupid teens can use their parents' credit card so that: their retarded comments are bold, they can talk in a busy chat, they can participate in "subscriber only" chats, and maybe the camwhores get some of it who knows? Oh and you get a icon next to your name or some shit. Weee.

	==Multi-level marketing==		==Multi-level marketing==
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	Encyclopediadramatica Younow page (https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Younow) Attn: Encyclopediadramatica		Encyclopediadramatica Younow page (https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Younow) Attn: Encyclopediadramatica

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