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	==Anti-Jew?==		==Anti-Jew?==
	[[File:Wolverine And His Lady.jpg\|thumb\|Hugh Jackman and ~~a close friend~~ relaxing on set during filming of ~~2013~~'s ''~~The~~ Wolverine''.]]		[[File:Wolverine And His Lady.jpg\|thumb\|Hugh Jackman and Kevin Durand as The Blob relaxing on set during filming of 2009's ''X-Men Origins: Wolverine''.]]
	In ''Wolverine #[[At least 100\|125]]'', Wolverine called Sabertooth a "[[Heeb\|kike]]" even though Marvel is run by Jews who make him their flagship character, proving how badass of a highschool doodle during math class he is. Later after it's release Marvel [[DISREGARD THAT\|recalled]] the issue due to the Protocols of [[Israel\|Zion]], which say to confuse actual humans. The issue went on to become a legend and sky-rocketed in price, showing just how much comicbook collectors hate Jews. Marvel tried to recapture the racsists hearts by having Wolverine appear in a barber shop and say [[blacks\|spooks]] where there, but nobody got the joke because they weren't born in the year 1940.		In ''Wolverine #[[At least 100\|125]]'', Wolverine called Sabertooth a "[[Heeb\|kike]]" even though Marvel is run by Jews who make him their flagship character, proving how badass of a highschool doodle during math class he is. Later after it's release Marvel [[DISREGARD THAT\|recalled]] the issue due to the Protocols of [[Israel\|Zion]], which say to confuse actual humans. The issue went on to become a legend and sky-rocketed in price, showing just how much comicbook collectors hate Jews. Marvel tried to recapture the racsists hearts by having Wolverine appear in a barber shop and say [[blacks\|spooks]] where there, but nobody got the joke because they weren't born in the year 1940.

	===[[Trufax\|Trivia]]===		===[[Trufax\|Trivia]]===
	*In the comics, Wolverine is only 5 foot, 3 inches tall. That's right, all he really is is just an [[Brian Peppers\|angry midget]].		*In the comics, Wolverine is only [[Tom Cruise\|5 foot, 3 inches tall]]. That's right, all he really is is just an [[Brian Peppers\|angry midget]].
	*Despite being a trained and accomplished samurai, all he seems to be able to do is leap headfirst with his claws out.		*Despite being a trained and accomplished samurai, all he seems to be able to do is leap headfirst with his claws out.
	*Currently, Wolverine is a regular character in six different series', all of which take place at the same time at different locations across the world. Marvel explains how this works as		*Currently, Wolverine is a regular character in six different series', all of which take place at the same time at different locations across the world. Marvel explains how this works as
	*In the newest X-Men cartoon, Wolverine is the leader of the X-Men. This makes Cyclops, the usual leader, completely useless as opposed to being just mostly useless.		*In the newest X-Men cartoon, Wolverine is the leader of the X-Men. This makes Cyclops, the usual leader, completely useless as opposed to being just a mostly useless plot device that is somehow related to everyone in the Marvel Universe like Cable. Strufe (Cable's Evil Twin). Rachel Summers/Rachel Grey/Rachel Pryor/Rachel Frost who whoever Scott fucked in an ever changing timeline to produce her. Megan Frost. Alex Summers. Ruby Summers.
	*In the movies, Wolverine is played by [[homosex\|flamboyant]] [[Aussie]] actor, [[Hard Gay\|Hugh Jackman]].		*In the movies, Wolverine is played by [[homosex\|flamboyant]] [[Aussie]] actor, [[Hard Gay\|Hugh Jackman]]. Hope Summers. Gabriel Summers. Nate Grey and on and on it goes.
	*His catchphrase is that he is "the best at what he does," even though he seems to lose every fight he gets in.		*His catchphrase is that he is "the best at what he does," even though he seems to lose every fight he gets in.
	*Wolverine once had all the adamantium in his body removed by Magneto. It was then revealed that Wolverine had bone claws all along, due to actually being [[otherkin\|a member of a part-wolf part-humAAAAAAGH WHO FUCKING CARES]]...		*Wolverine once had all the adamantium in his body removed by Magneto. It was then revealed that Wolverine had bone claws all along, due to actually being [[otherkin\|a member of a part-wolf part-humAAAAAAGH WHO FUCKING CARES]]...
			*Wolverine always seems to have a [[Loli]] sidekick, like Kitty Pride or Jubilee, that badly wants his Canadian dick inside them but he is always refusing them the '''CAWK''' yet [[fanboy\|fantards]] are convinced that he isn't the least bit gay.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	File:Wolverine.jpg\|Wolverine IRL		File:Wolverine.jpg\|Wolverine IRL
	File:Wolverine piercing.jpg\|A practical utilisation for your parents unwanted cutlery.		File:Wolverine piercing.jpg\|A practical utilisation for your parents unwanted cutlery.
	Image:Nate_Wolverine_2.jpg\|Wolverine[http://www.slashgear.com/nates-wolverine-claws-011895/] is a [[pretty cool guy]], eh pwns ninjas, has sex with [[16-year-old girl\|16-year-old girls]] and doesnt afraid of anything		Image:Nate_Wolverine_2.jpg\|Wolverine[http://www.slashgear.com/nates-wolverine-claws-011895/] {{archive\|DgyxI}} is a [[pretty cool guy]], eh pwns ninjas, has sex with [[16-year-old girl\|16-year-old girls]] and doesnt afraid of anything
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	File:Wolverinehappy.jpg		File:Wolverinehappy.jpg
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			[[File:Fat wolverine.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|A Wolverine hairstyle will get [[you]] laid - guaranteed]]
			*[[Lobo]]
			*[[X-Men]]
			*[[Deadpool]]
	*[[Comic book fans]]		*[[Comic book fans]]
	*[[The Incredible Hulk]]		*[[The Incredible Hulk]]
	*[[Lobo]]
	*[[X-Men]]

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[[File:Wolverine and stan lee.jpg|Right|250px|thumb|Wolverine and his [[Jew|boss]].]]
[[File:Wolverine-claws-body-mod.jpg|Right|200px|thumb|Wolverine [[cosplay]].]]

'''''Wolverine''''' is a [[Furry|superhero]] who appears in publications produced and distributed by the [[Disney|''Marvel Comics'']] company. Born James Howlett and commonly known as "Logan", Wolverine has [[Fursona|animal-keen senses]] which he uses hunt and then [[beastiality|fuck bears]]. He also possesses enhanced strength, a devastating inability to control his homosexual urges, a retracting boner and most importantly, a 'healing-factor' which allows him to quickly recover from any injuries sustained whilst fucking bears. This healing ability enabled the bear-fucker program known as [[Fchan|Weapon X]], to bond an [[Dragonforce|indestructible metal]] named [[Science|Adamantium]] to his skeleton, claws and [[dick]].

Wolverine was typical of the many tough anti-authority/anti-heroes/anti-Jew that emerged in [[American_Idol|American popular culture]] after the [[Vietnam|Vietnam War]]; his willingness to use deadly force and emo nature became standard characteristics for comic book anti-heroes, except for pussies like [[Batman]]. As a result, the character became the clear favorite for [[You|anyone who got picked on in school]] who'd rather be reading comic books instead of [[stalker|chasing slash.]]

Wolverine has been featured in a [[Over_9000|small number]] of solo comic serieses since 1988 and has been a central character in every X-Men adaptation; including an animated [[television]] series, video games and the live action [[Faux News|20th Century Fox]] film series, in which he is played by Hugh Jackman, [[YIFF!_The_Musical|who sings and dances on Broadway.]]

Sometime in the year 2000, Marvel Editor-In-Chief [[fat|Joe Quesada]] decided Wolverine needed to be a role model for kids so he had him stop smoking cigars... [[Murder|brutally decapitating]] anybody who looks at him the wrong way is still fine though.

==Anti-Jew?==
[[File:Wolverine And His Lady.jpg|thumb|Hugh Jackman and a close friend relaxing on set during filming of 2013's ''The Wolverine''.]]
In ''Wolverine #[[At least 100|125]]'', Wolverine called Sabertooth a "[[Heeb|kike]]" even though Marvel is run by Jews who make him their flagship character, proving how badass of a highschool doodle during math class he is. Later after it's release Marvel [[DISREGARD THAT|recalled]] the issue due to the Protocols of [[Israel|Zion]], which say to confuse actual humans. The issue went on to become a legend and sky-rocketed in price, showing just how much comicbook collectors hate Jews. Marvel tried to recapture the racsists hearts by having Wolverine appear in a barber shop and say [[blacks|spooks]] where there, but nobody got the joke because they weren't born in the year 1940.

===[[Trufax|Trivia]]===
*In the comics, Wolverine is only 5 foot, 3 inches tall. That's right, all he really is is just an [[Brian Peppers|angry midget]].
*Despite being a trained and accomplished samurai, all he seems to be able to do is leap headfirst with his claws out.
*Currently, Wolverine is a regular character in six different series', all of which take place at the same time at different locations across the world. Marvel explains how this works as
*In the newest X-Men cartoon, Wolverine is the leader of the X-Men. This makes Cyclops, the usual leader, completely useless as opposed to being just mostly useless.
*In the movies, Wolverine is played by [[homosex|flamboyant]] [[Aussie]] actor, [[Hard Gay|Hugh Jackman]].
*His catchphrase is that he is "the best at what he does," even though he seems to lose every fight he gets in.
*Wolverine once had all the adamantium in his body removed by Magneto. It was then revealed that Wolverine had bone claws all along, due to actually being [[otherkin|a member of a part-wolf part-humAAAAAAGH WHO FUCKING CARES]]...

==Gallery==
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File:X-men strip poker.jpg
File:There, there Wolverine.gif
Image:Wolverineemotions.jpg|Breathtaking diversity.
Image:Batman_and_Wolverine.jpg|Obligatory [[Rule 34]]
File:Wolverine Rule 63.jpg|Obligatory [[Rule 63]].
File:Pikachu Wolverine.jpg
File:Are you a beer.jpg
File:Wolverine.jpg|Wolverine IRL
File:Wolverine piercing.jpg|A practical utilisation for your parents unwanted cutlery.
Image:Nate_Wolverine_2.jpg|Wolverine[http://www.slashgear.com/nates-wolverine-claws-011895/] is a [[pretty cool guy]], eh pwns ninjas, has sex with [[16-year-old girl|16-year-old girls]] and doesnt afraid of anything
File:Stairs.jpg
File:Wolverinehappy.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Comic book fans]]
*[[The Incredible Hulk]]
*[[Lobo]]
*[[X-Men]]

==Not To Be Confused With==
*[[Ahuviya Harel|The]] [[Robert Wayne Stiles|Wolverines]] - A [[pathetic|fearsome]] gang of [[tranny|trannies]] from [[Philadelphia]].

==External links==
*[http://www.redtube.com/9421 Wolverine likes to hook up] with the likes of [[Nigra|Storm]] and [[16 year old girl|Rogue]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arOwWVVTJy4 Wolverine, after Disney bought Marvel]

{{Comic Books}}

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