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	'''Windows Media Player''' is yet another bloated [[whore]] piece of software brought to you by the [[Sick Fuck\|toothless chaps]] over at [[Microsoft]]. Nobody loves Windows Media Player. You can play songs and shit and watch movies and what have you, and is the default [[pr0n]] player that has come with every version of windows for the last hundred years. Everybody loves pr0n, nobody loves Windows Media Player. Unfortunately, no video format is known to play on it unless you download additional codecs. It offers an easy to use interface, such as closing the window and getting [[winamp]]. Helpfully, WMP [[fail\|organizes]] all your [[CP\|media]] for you, but only after waiting hours while it is being added to the built-in library. However, there are several [[lies\|innovative features no other player half its size implements]], such as [[winamp\|syncing]] your [[Mitchell Henderson\|Ipod]], and [[winamp\|scrobbling]] your shitty music to display on your [[Last.fm]] profile.		'''Windows Media Player''' is yet another bloated [[whore]] piece of software brought to you by the [[Sick Fuck\|toothless chaps]] over at [[Microsoft]]. Nobody loves Windows Media Player. You can play songs and shit and watch movies and what have you, and is the default [[pr0n]] player that has come with every version of windows for the last hundred years. Everybody loves pr0n, nobody loves Windows Media Player. Unfortunately, no video format is known to play on it unless you download additional codecs. It offers an easy to use interface, such as closing the window and getting [[winamp]]. Helpfully, WMP [[fail\|organizes]] all your [[CP\|media]] for you, but only after waiting hours while it is being added to the built-in library. However, there are several [[lies\|innovative features no other player half its size implements]], such as [[winamp\|syncing]] your [[Mitchell Henderson\|Ipod]], and [[winamp\|scrobbling]] your shitty music to display on your [[Last.fm]] profile.

	For some reason, [[Windows 7]] does not support the Windows Media Player toolbar, which was the main reason that [[you\|most people]] used WMP.		For some reason, [[Windows 7]] does not support the Windows Media Player toolbar, which was the main reason that [[you\|most people]] used WMP.

	== What Windows Media Player ~~Can Do ==~~		== Short History Of This Piece of [[Shit]] ==
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			* WMP 1-5: Lol, don't exist.
			* WMP 6.4: What Media Player Classic is based on. First and last Windows Media Player that wasn't total shit.
			* WMP 7.1: Bloated piece of shit with crap internet hookup features, still much like 6.4 with a shitty skin. Had a beta version they never officially released that was even worse.
			* WMP 8-9: Useless successors. So useless, you could import the Media codecs to the 7.1 version because the 8-9 players were even more bloated with worthless shit otherwise.
			* Every version since just keeps doubling down on the [[Fail]], all you need to know.

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imported>JuniusThaddeus: moved Windows Media Failure to Windows Media Player: "Fail" is overused.

2011-06-05T23:36:54Z

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2011-06-05T23:36:54Z

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imported>JuniusThaddeus: moved Windows Media Failure to Windows Media Player: "Fail" is overused.

2011-06-05T23:36:54Z

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imported>JuniusThaddeus: moved Windows Media Failure to Windows Media Player: "Fail" is overused.

2011-06-05T23:36:54Z

moved Windows Media Failure to Windows Media Player: "Fail" is overused.

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'''Windows Media Player''' is yet another bloated [[whore]] piece of software brought to you by the [[Sick Fuck|toothless chaps]] over at [[Microsoft]]. Nobody loves Windows Media Player. You can play songs and shit and watch movies and what have you, and is the default [[pr0n]] player that has come with every version of windows for the last hundred years. Everybody loves pr0n, nobody loves Windows Media Player. Unfortunately, no video format is known to play on it unless you download additional codecs. It offers an easy to use interface, such as closing the window and getting [[winamp]]. Helpfully, WMP [[fail|organizes]] all your [[CP|media]] for you, but only after waiting hours while it is being added to the built-in library. However, there are several [[lies|innovative features no other player half its size implements]], such as [[winamp|syncing]] your [[Mitchell Henderson|Ipod]], and [[winamp|scrobbling]] your shitty music to display on your [[Last.fm]] profile.

For some reason, [[Windows 7]] does not support the Windows Media Player toolbar, which was the main reason that [[you|most people]] used WMP.

== What Windows Media Player Can Do ==
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==External Links==
*[http://www.winsupersite.com/reviews/wmp11.asp Paul Thurrott's review of Windows Media Player]
*[http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,1961615,00.asp PC Magazine's review of Windows Media Player]
*[http://www.mydigitallife.info/2006/06/13/install-windows-media-player-11-bypass-windows-genuine-advantage-wga-validation-workaround/ Apparently Windows users need WGA for the bloatware to work]
*[http://techrepublic.com.com/5208-7343-0.html?forumID=101&threadID=244094 Once you install it, it doesn't leave.]
*[http://www.techreviewsource.com/product-reviews/software/windows-media-player-11.html Windows Media Player also works with pictures]
*[http://arstechnica.com/microsoft/news/2008/10/hands-on-windows-media-player-12s-surprising-new-features.ars Windows Media Player goes from Vista glossy to Windows 7 clear]

==See Also==
*[[Windows]]
*[[Windows Movie Maker]]
*[[Bill Gates]]
*[[Quicktime]]
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