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Yooco: Michaelsoft Binbows, Windoze

2025-04-14T10:18:31Z

Michaelsoft Binbows, Windoze

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	{{quote\|Well, it crashes on me about 50 times a day, but it's still better than a Mac.\|Typical Microsoft Customer}}		{{quote\|Well, it crashes on me about 50 times a day, but it's still better than a Mac.\|Typical Microsoft Customer}}

	'''Microsoft Windows''' is a [[botnet]] that is remote-controlled by billionaires through enforced updates.<ref>[https://www.tastyfish.cz/lrs/autoupdate.html LRS Wiki: autoupdate] - "Autoupdate is a malicious software feature that frequently remotely modifies software on the user's device without asking, sometimes silently and many times in a forced manner without the possibility to refuse this modification […]"</ref>		'''Microsoft Windows''', also known as '''Michaelsoft Binbows'''<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzAAjzbV5g "MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS" isn't what you think it is - Nick Robinson]</ref> and '''Windoze''', is a [[botnet]] that is remote-controlled by billionaires through enforced updates.<ref>[https://www.tastyfish.cz/lrs/autoupdate.html LRS Wiki: autoupdate] - "Autoupdate is a malicious software feature that frequently remotely modifies software on the user's device without asking, sometimes silently and many times in a forced manner without the possibility to refuse this modification […]"</ref>

	It is composed of herpes-inducing malware, produced and developed by the Microsoft Corporation in order to spy on the whole world. Windows is known for its wide appeal, attracting users from the [[nerd\|most hardcore gamers]] who live a meaningless existence, to [[:File:Edsothegran.jpg\|your grandmother]] who is too senile to know any better. Microsoft gives users a wide array of half-assed, broken [[dildos\|tools]] and regular untested security [[viruses\|updates]], written by slave-labour code monkey pajeets. These "feature updates" can be put to [[porn\|all kinds of uses]], like permanently crashing your entire system. As it stands, Windows is a [[bullshit\|very reliable]] OS, provided users don't have hang-ups about their computer crashing every five seconds, randomly deleting their files, doxxing their information, and catching fire (See: [[Hans Reiser]]).		It is composed of herpes-inducing malware, produced and developed by the Microsoft Corporation in order to spy on the whole world. Windows is known for its wide appeal, attracting users from the [[nerd\|most hardcore gamers]] who live a meaningless existence, to [[:File:Edsothegran.jpg\|your grandmother]] who is too senile to know any better. Microsoft gives users a wide array of half-assed, broken [[dildos\|tools]] and regular untested security [[viruses\|updates]], written by slave-labour code monkey pajeets. These "feature updates" can be put to [[porn\|all kinds of uses]], like permanently crashing your entire system. As it stands, Windows is a [[bullshit\|very reliable]] OS, provided users don't have hang-ups about their computer crashing every five seconds, randomly deleting their files, doxxing their information, and catching fire (See: [[Hans Reiser]]).

Yooco: references, formatting

2025-04-05T13:27:04Z

references, formatting

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	{{quote\|Well, it crashes on me about 50 times a day, but it's still better than a Mac.\|Typical Microsoft Customer}}		{{quote\|Well, it crashes on me about 50 times a day, but it's still better than a Mac.\|Typical Microsoft Customer}}

	'''Microsoft Windows''' is a [[botnet]] that is remote-controlled by billionaires through enforced updates.		'''Microsoft Windows''' is a [[botnet]] that is remote-controlled by billionaires through enforced updates.<ref>[https://www.tastyfish.cz/lrs/autoupdate.html LRS Wiki: autoupdate] - "Autoupdate is a malicious software feature that frequently remotely modifies software on the user's device without asking, sometimes silently and many times in a forced manner without the possibility to refuse this modification […]"</ref>

	It is composed of herpes-inducing malware, produced and developed by the Microsoft Corporation in order to spy on the whole world. Windows is known for its wide appeal, attracting users from the [[nerd\|most hardcore gamers]] who live a meaningless existence, to [[:File:Edsothegran.jpg\|your grandmother]] who is too senile to know any better. Microsoft gives users a wide array of half-assed, broken [[dildos\|tools]] and regular untested security [[viruses\|updates]], written by slave-labour code monkey pajeets. These "feature updates" can be put to [[porn\|all kinds of uses]], like permanently crashing your entire system. As it stands, Windows is a [[bullshit\|very reliable]] OS, provided users don't have hang-ups about their computer crashing every five seconds, randomly deleting their files, doxxing their information, and catching fire (See: [[Hans Reiser]]).		It is composed of herpes-inducing malware, produced and developed by the Microsoft Corporation in order to spy on the whole world. Windows is known for its wide appeal, attracting users from the [[nerd\|most hardcore gamers]] who live a meaningless existence, to [[:File:Edsothegran.jpg\|your grandmother]] who is too senile to know any better. Microsoft gives users a wide array of half-assed, broken [[dildos\|tools]] and regular untested security [[viruses\|updates]], written by slave-labour code monkey pajeets. These "feature updates" can be put to [[porn\|all kinds of uses]], like permanently crashing your entire system. As it stands, Windows is a [[bullshit\|very reliable]] OS, provided users don't have hang-ups about their computer crashing every five seconds, randomly deleting their files, doxxing their information, and catching fire (See: [[Hans Reiser]]).
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	==See Also==		== Trivia ==
			Windows doesn't let you format drives in excess of 32 GB with FAT32 because a Microsoft developer thought more would never be needed.<ref>[https://www.theregister.com/2021/01/04/windows_format_fat32/ Explained: The thinking behind the 32GB Windows Format limit on FAT32 - 'Because I said so']</ref>

			== See Also ==
	[[File:Windows XP kun.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The Windows vs Mac vs Linux debate [[OS-tan\|personified]].]]		[[File:Windows XP kun.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The Windows vs Mac vs Linux debate [[OS-tan\|personified]].]]
	*[[Bill Gates]]		*[[Bill Gates]]
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	*[[Illuminati\|Illuminati]]		*[[Illuminati\|Illuminati]]

	~~'''~~Other worthy softwares~~:'''~~		=== Other worthy softwares ===
	*[[Apple]]		*[[Apple]]
	*[[Linux]]		*[[Linux]]
	*[[PC-98]]		*[[PC-98]]

	==~~Links~~==		== References ==
			<references />

			== External links ==
	* {{UkrED\|Windows\|UkrDramatica's article on this}}		* {{UkrED\|Windows\|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
	*[http://www.haaretz.com/news/microsoft-ceo-in-herzliya-our-company-almost-as-israeli-as-american-1.246287 Microsoft CEO "Our company almost as Israeli as American."]		*[http://www.haaretz.com/news/microsoft-ceo-in-herzliya-our-company-almost-as-israeli-as-american-1.246287 Microsoft CEO "Our company almost as Israeli as American."]

Yooco: botnet

2025-04-05T13:21:55Z

botnet

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	{{quote\|Well, it crashes on me about 50 times a day, but it's still better than a Mac.\|Typical Microsoft Customer}}		{{quote\|Well, it crashes on me about 50 times a day, but it's still better than a Mac.\|Typical Microsoft Customer}}

	'''Microsoft Windows''' is ~~an operating system~~ composed of herpes-inducing malware, produced and developed by the Microsoft Corporation in order to spy on the whole world. Windows is known for its wide appeal, attracting users from the [[nerd\|most hardcore gamers]] who live a meaningless existence, to [[:File:Edsothegran.jpg\|your grandmother]] who is too senile to know any better. Microsoft gives users a wide array of half-assed, broken [[dildos\|tools]] and regular untested security [[viruses\|updates]], written by slave-labour code monkey pajeets. These "feature updates" can be put to [[porn\|all kinds of uses]], like permanently crashing your entire system. As it stands, Windows is a [[bullshit\|very reliable]] OS, provided users don't have hang-ups about their computer crashing every five seconds, randomly deleting their files, doxxing their information, and catching fire (See: [[Hans Reiser]]).		'''Microsoft Windows''' is a [[botnet]] that is remote-controlled by billionaires through enforced updates.

			It is composed of herpes-inducing malware, produced and developed by the Microsoft Corporation in order to spy on the whole world. Windows is known for its wide appeal, attracting users from the [[nerd\|most hardcore gamers]] who live a meaningless existence, to [[:File:Edsothegran.jpg\|your grandmother]] who is too senile to know any better. Microsoft gives users a wide array of half-assed, broken [[dildos\|tools]] and regular untested security [[viruses\|updates]], written by slave-labour code monkey pajeets. These "feature updates" can be put to [[porn\|all kinds of uses]], like permanently crashing your entire system. As it stands, Windows is a [[bullshit\|very reliable]] OS, provided users don't have hang-ups about their computer crashing every five seconds, randomly deleting their files, doxxing their information, and catching fire (See: [[Hans Reiser]]).

	==History==		==History==

imported>YourSay at 17:51, 17 January 2024

2024-01-17T17:51:22Z

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(No difference)

imported>YourSay at 17:51, 17 January 2024

2024-01-17T17:51:22Z

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	'''XP Nostalgia'''		'''XP Nostalgia'''
	Fun Fact: Windows XP is so old now that, if it was a female, it could soon hit the wall. It is only natural that there would be a strong sense of [[nostalgia]] and saudade over the OS being over ~~a decade and a half~~ old.		Fun Fact: Windows XP is so old now that, if it was a female, it could soon hit the wall. It is only natural that there would be a strong sense of [[nostalgia]] and saudade over the OS being over two decades old.

imported>Glitchlov: /* Windows Versions */

2022-06-09T18:47:54Z

Windows Versions

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	Most people try to forget the pain and suffering Windows has brought to them, by hiding it under a blanket of "''nostalgia"''. We at ED do not.		Most people try to forget the pain and suffering Windows has brought to them, by hiding it under a blanket of "''nostalgia"''. We at ED do not.

			===Windows 1.01 - ME===
			Nobody fucking cares about these versions anymore since they're pretty much obsolete.

	===Windows XP===		===Windows XP===

imported>Nicholas05: /* Windows 11 */

2022-04-21T01:57:23Z

Windows 11

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	<center>[[File:Win11-macos.png\|thumb\|center\|800px]]</center>		<center>[[File:Win11-macos.png\|thumb\|center\|800px]]</center>

	<center>'''Basically a shitty reskin of Windows 10 and macOS that is somehow even worse than that was. Do we need to say more? Also apparently doesn't run on ~~CPU's~~ older than ~~2018~~ despite them meeting the OS requirements.'''</center>		<center>'''Basically a shitty reskin of Windows 10 and macOS that is somehow even worse than that was. Do we need to say more? Also apparently doesn't run on CPUs older than Coffee Lake or higher despite them meeting the OS requirements.'''</center>

	{{Clear}}		{{Clear}}

imported>Nicholas05: /* Windows 11 */

2022-04-14T12:56:08Z

Windows 11

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	<center>[[File:Win11-macos.png\|thumb\|center\|800px]]</center>		<center>[[File:Win11-macos.png\|thumb\|center\|800px]]</center>

	<center>'''Basically a shitty reskin of Windows 10 that is somehow even worse than that was. Do we need to say more? Also apparently doesn't run on CPU's older than 2018 despite them meeting the OS requirements.'''</center>		<center>'''Basically a shitty reskin of Windows 10 and macOS that is somehow even worse than that was. Do we need to say more? Also apparently doesn't run on CPU's older than 2018 despite them meeting the OS requirements.'''</center>

	{{Clear}}		{{Clear}}

imported>RandomPerson189: /* Windows 11 */

2022-04-02T13:11:25Z

Windows 11

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	<center>[[File:Win11-macos.png\|thumb\|center\|800px]]</center>		<center>[[File:Win11-macos.png\|thumb\|center\|800px]]</center>

	<center>'''Do we need to say more? Also apparently doesn't run on CPU's older than 2018 despite them meeting the OS requirements.'''</center>		<center>'''Basically a shitty reskin of Windows 10 that is somehow even worse than that was. Do we need to say more? Also apparently doesn't run on CPU's older than 2018 despite them meeting the OS requirements.'''</center>

	{{Clear}}		{{Clear}}

imported>Glitchedblood: /* Windows Vista */

2022-03-17T01:53:56Z

Windows Vista

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			===Windows Longhorn===

			The prototype of Vista.

	===Windows Vista===		===Windows Vista===
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	[http://archive.fo/Q0fHr A Java Version if your python IDE is shitty because you use Windows]		[http://archive.fo/Q0fHr A Java Version if your python IDE is shitty because you use Windows]


	===Windows 7===		===Windows 7===