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[[File:Wilsinclair.jpg|right|thumb|MOAR TWINKIES]]
Lots of Silly Valley people are fat, awkward and coated with Cheetos dust. But none of them can top '''Wil Sinclair''' for sheer grease and ass-sucking. He's a troll and a half, in a three-quarters troll package. As the unmarried partner of Wikimedia boss Lila Tretikov, he can shit all over [[TOW]] all day long and no one will ban him. After initially making an ass of himself and embarrassing the fuck out of Lila, [[Kool-Aid|he now espouses the right philosophy]], like "responsibility" and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&diff=629638022&oldid=629637948 "Jimbo Is God"] and shit like that.

He used to work at an outfit called [http://framework.zend.com/ Zend Framework] on "cloud computing" something-or-other. Wil was everywhere else online, flopping around on social media routinely, and even posting answers regularly on Jimbo's magic [[pussy]]-project Quora. [http://www.quora.com/Wil-Sinclair] He also owned numerous DNS entries, most "secret". [http://reversewhois.domaintools.com/william-sinclair] Explain ''that'', me hearties. Yes, he also edited Lila's BLP on Wikipedia in 2014[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Lila_Tretikov&diff=prev&oldid=606695320], as well as the article about Zend Framework (repeatedly, in 2008). Like all great [[Aspie]]s, he uses the same retarded online handles over and over, either "wllm" or "wwllmm".

==Yew Chung Parents for Answers==
He and Lila contracted the worst STD of all, a [[child]], which they promptly sent off to a snooty private school called [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yew_Chung_International_School Yew Chung International School] (yes, Wil edited that article too). Wil Jr. apparently was quite a handful, and sometimes acted out in school. [[concerned mother|The parents of the other kids]] complained to Yew Chung management in 2009, and Wil embarked on a three month butthurt campaign against the school, registering yewchangsucks.com, starting a Yahoo Group, called "Yew Chung Parents For Answers" (a "group" that consisted [[alone|only]] of Wil Sinclair), [https://twitter.com/yewchunganswers/with_replies a Twitter account] and a [[Failbook|Facebook]], created solely for attacks on the school. Eventually, the school complained to Twitter and Facebook and the accounts were suspended. This happened around September 2009, and continued through December 2009, just before his January 2010 exit from Zend, so maybe he was tossed by Zend management. Like a salad.

Not content with using Web 2.0 sites to attack the school, he also went on [[Usenet]] in 2009 and started fighting with the other parents on a newsgroup he started himself, "yew chung answers". He fucked with a lot of shit, and angered a lot of people. All that stuff was later deleted from Google Groups, maybe because Wil asked nicely. Or maybe he sent them a bogus DMCA notice.

In addition to all that, he created a crap Wikipedia article about "Yew Chung Parents for Answers". Reproduced below for great justice. Wikipedia sysops saw his [[shitty attack article]], and promptly [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=Yew+Chung+Parents+for+Answers deleted it]. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Anthonyhcole/Archive6#Yew_Chung_Parents]

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03:58, 30 September 2009 Gogo Dodo (talk | contribs) deleted page Yew Chung Parents for Answers (A7: Article about a group or club, which does not indicate the importance or significance of the subject)
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==The article that was balleted ha ha ha ha==
:'''Yew Chung Parents For Answers'''
:This is a new group that has been formed to collect information about the Yew Chung International School. This group has already affected the discussion significantly at the school.

:Parents of the Yew Chung Silicon valley location have formed a group called Yew Chung Parents for Answers to discuss matters affecting parents at the school.

:''History''
:The Yew Chung Parents for Answers group was formed in the wake of a controversy after the principal of the Yew_Chung_International_School Silicon Valley location called the police during a parent-teacher conference on September 25, 2009.

:''Goals''
:The Yew Chung Parents for Answers group provides forums for open discussion to promote transparency, accountability, and responsibility among the teachers and staff at the Silicon Valley location.

:''External Links'' [http://groups.google.com/group/yew-chung-answers Yew Chung Parents for Answers]
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Now that Wil is unemployed, the fruit of their loins is being homeschooled. No shit.

==Wikipedia==
When Lila became WMF director in May 2014, Wil decided he just ''had'' to fix Wikipedia. So he started suckassing on Jimbotalk and noticeboards, and created [http://offwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page his own website] in June to "seriously discuss Wikipedia". He invited some Wikipedians over, and they started posting mountains of shit and fighting. Wackos who were banned from WP, like [[Blissyu2]] and Abd and Ottava and [[Proabivouac]], showed up on it and posted long rants, some of them very embarrassing to the Foundation. In short order, Lila kicked him out and he [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Wllm&diff=prev&oldid=616239473 ended up] in a hotel in Los Gatos, and so the bank of Lila was temporarily closed. Heh.

Around this time, he also made his LinkedIn, personal resume and various other things "disappear". He trashed most of the content on offwiki.org in November 2014 and nonchalantly pretended it never happened.

Wil really doesn't like longtime [[TOW]] critic Greg Kohs at all. [http://wllm.com/2014/07/11/greg-kohs-and-bigotry/]

==Video==
Remember, this was posted when Wil still worked at Zend Framework. That was a long time ago, and Wil has not worked since. Various [[faggot]]s now think he was fired in 2010, and just mopes around the house like a giant baby. EDiots theorize he probably rubs his cock all over Lila's Italian marble floor.
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== See Also ==
*[[Jimbo Wales]]
*[[Wikipedia]]
*[[Gay]]

==Other shit==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Wllm Wikipedia account], forwards to talkpage. Wil is fond of typing.
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20060901172314/http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~wllm/ His old UC Berkeley website], yeah another Beserkeley basket case.
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20070204053900/http://www.wllm.com/resume Resume], deleted lol
*[http://www.linkedin.com/in/wwllmm LinkedIn], deleted lol
*[http://www.quora.com/What-medicine-is-really-helpful-for-ADHD He loves medications for ADHD], totally normal lol
*[http://www.pinterest.com/wwllmm/ Pinterest]
*[http://www.slideshare.net/wllm Slideshare]
*[http://twitter.com/wllm Twitter]
*[http://friendfeed.com/wllm Friendfeed]
*[http://sourceforge.net/u/wllm/profile/ Sourceforge]
*[http://wllm.wordpress.com/ Blog]

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[[Category:People|Sinclair, Wil]]
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[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]

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