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imported>BirdPhone98 at 02:02, 20 July 2022

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	* [http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Getting-AIDS How to avoid getting AIDS]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Getting-AIDS How to avoid getting AIDS]
	* [http://wikihow.com/Avoid-Hurting-Insects How to Avoid Hurting Insects]		* [http://wikihow.com/Avoid-Hurting-Insects How to Avoid Hurting Insects]
			* [https://www.wikihow.com/Take-Angry-Bird-Toys-on-Vacation How to Take Angry Bird Toys on Vacation]

	=== When dealing with trolls ===		=== When dealing with trolls ===

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 03:11, 30 August 2015

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			[[Image:Wikihow offline.jpeg\|thumb\|center\|450px\|[[Yes\|Was this site created by Asspies?]]]]
			[[Image:Howdoishotweb.jpg\|thumb\|wikiHow's article on how to [[How Do I Shot Web?\|shot web]] has, unfortunately, been deleted several times.[http://www.wikihow.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=Shot+Web][http://www.wikihow.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=Shot+web] Guess we'll never know the secret.]]

	[~~[Image~~:~~Howdoishotweb~~.~~jpg\|thumb\|~~wikiHow's ~~article on~~ how to [[~~How Do I Shot Web?~~\|~~shot web~~]] ~~has~~, ~~unfortunately, been deleted several times.~~ [http://www.wikihow.com/~~index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=Shot+Web~~] [http://www.wikihow.com/~~index~~.~~php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=Shot+web~~] ~~Guess we'll never know the secret.~~]]		[http://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page wikiHow], the bastard child of [[Wikipedia]] and [[Yahoo Answers]], is a [[wiki]] whose alleged purpose is to provide reference style descriptions and instructions on how to do various things. However, its real aim is to confuse and mislead the good folk of the internet through bad, confusing or pointless advice and over complicated instructions. It is so far spectacularly successful, generally decreasing a reader's intelligence through the false pretense of wanting to educate, while offering gems like [http://www.wikihow.com/Breathe how to fucking breathe]. In fact, wikiHow does not actually contain any useful articles (all interesting or semi-useful entries get [[Criteria for Speedy Deletion\|speedily deleted]]), but is rather full of [[obvious]] information like [http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Cherries how to eat a cherry] or [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Sandwich how to make a sandwich]. Hilariously, the site is run as a for-profit company, making it a business whose fortunes rely heavily on the volunteer work of thousands of well-meaning but clueless [[Retard\|wikiHow users]] and a small handful of [[Slavery\|underpaid employees]].

	[~~http://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page WikiHow], the bastard child of~~ [~~[Wikipedia~~]] ~~and [[Yahoo Answers]], is a [[wiki]] whose alleged purpose is to provide reference style descriptions and instructions on~~ how to do various things. However, its real aim is to confuse and mislead the good folk of the internet through bad, confusing or pointless advice and over complicated instructions. It is so far spectacularly successful, generally decreasing a reader's intelligence through the false pretense of wanting to educate, while offering gems like [http://www.wikihow.com/~~Breathe how to fucking breathe]. In fact, WikiHow does not actually contain any useful articles (all interesting or semi~~-~~useful entries get [[Criteria for Speedy Deletion\|speedily deleted]]), but is rather full of [[obvious]] information like [http://www.wikihow.com/Eat~~-~~Cherries how to eat~~ a ~~cherry~~] ~~or [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Sandwich~~ how to ~~make a sandwich]. Hilariously~~, the ~~site is run as a for-profit company, making it a business whose fortunes rely heavily on the volunteer work~~ of ~~thousands of well-meaning but clueless [[Retard\|WikiHow users]] and a small handful of [[Slavery\|underpaid employees]]~~.		The [[1337\|elite]] few who do know how to do such complex tasks as [http://www.wikihow.com/Ring-a-Doorbell ring a doorbell] write really nice articles about how to do it so that you (you, obviously being an uneducated fool deprived throughout life of even the simplest knowledge of human culture) will know too.

	The [[1337\|elite]] few who do know how to do such complex tasks as [http://www.wikihow.com/Ring-a-Doorbell ring a doorbell] write really nice articles about how to do it so that you (you, obviously being an uneducated fool deprived throughout life of even the simplest knowledge of human culture) will know, too.		== History ==

	~~== History ==~~		wikiHow editing originally became popular [[At least 100 years ago\|about 100 years ago]] (in wikiTime), when it became clear that the website was not going to create itself and was going to require a large amount of volunteer labor. Common games played were giving awards to people for making one or two nice articles, congratulating people for contributing [[vandalism]] to the site, and giving forum parties to people who had made a couple dozen edits.
	wikiHow editing originally became popular [[~~at_least_100_years_ago~~\|about 100 years ago]] (in wikiTime), when it became clear that the website was not going to create itself and was going to require a large amount of volunteer labor. Common games played were giving awards to people for making one or two nice articles, congratulating people for contributing [[vandalism]] to the site, and giving forum parties to people who had made a couple dozen edits.

	== 20th July 2009 ==		== 20th July 2009 ==
	[[Image:Wikihow_raided.jpg\|thumb\|The [[Goatse]] is everywhere!]].
	One 20th July 2009, a bunch of [[/b/\|idiots]] decided to raid the religious part of wikihow and spam it with [[Mudkipz]] and [[Goatse]] in another [[fail\|attempt]] [[I did it for the lulz\|to restore their former glory]].		[[Image:Wikihow_raided.jpg\|thumb\|The [[Goatse]] is everywhere!]]

			One 20th July 2009, a bunch of [[b/\|idiots]] decided to raid the religious part of wikihow and spam it with [[Mudkipz]] and [[Goatse]] in another [[fail\|attempt]] [[I did it for the lulz\|to restore their former glory]].

	== Content ==		== Content ==
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	[[Image:Toomuchfun.JPG\|right\|thumb\|Too much fun might cause fatal side effects.]]		[[Image:Toomuchfun.JPG\|right\|thumb\|Too much fun might cause fatal side effects.]]

	Never really attaining its goal of being a catalog of helpful step-by-step guides and how-to knowledge, wikiHow has settled into the only niches that its editors can fill; pointless bullshit, terrible [[Video games\|video-game]] tips, and [[TOOW\|random nonsense]] that nobody's ever going to need. So in addition to those invaluable guides on [http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Cheese how to eat cheese], expect a lot of articles with titles such as "HOw 2 pWn teH n00bz in Halo LOLZ!" Oh wait... actually, there really are multiple articles on that. [http://www.wikihow.com/Pwn-Noobs-in-Halo-3] [http://www.wikihow.com/Pwn-Noobs-on-Halo3-Online] [http://www.wikihow.com/Own-Noobs-Easily-on-Halo-3]		Never really attaining its goal of being a catalog of helpful step-by-step guides and how-to knowledge, wikiHow has settled into the only niches that its editors can fill; pointless bullshit, terrible [[Video games\|video-game]] tips, and [[TOOW\|random nonsense]] that nobody's ever going to need. So in addition to those invaluable guides on [http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Cheese how to eat cheese], expect a lot of articles with titles such as "HOw 2 pWn teH n00bz in Halo LOLZ!" Oh wait... actually, there really are multiple articles on that.[http://www.wikihow.com/Pwn-Noobs-in-Halo-3][http://www.wikihow.com/Pwn-Noobs-on-Halo3-Online][http://www.wikihow.com/Own-Noobs-Easily-on-Halo-3]

	=== WikiHow: The Game ===		=== WikiHow: The Game ===
	A [[Masturbation\|fun way to pass the time]] is to try to find the most obscure, useless, or completely [[WTF]] articles on wikiHow and continually try to best yourself. Also fun when played with others in [[forum]]s or web communities. Or when [[drunk]]. Some good starting points:

	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Sharpen-a-Pencil How to sharpen a pencil]		A [[Masturbation\|fun way to pass the time]] is to try to find the most obscure, useless, or completely [[WTF]] articles on wikiHow and continually try to best yourself. Also fun when played with others in [[forum]]s or web communities. Or when [[drunk]]. Some good starting points:
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Cross-the-Street How to cross the street]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Point How to point]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Sharpen-a-Pencil How to sharpen a pencil]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Read-a-Book How to read a book]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Cross-the-Street How to cross the street]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Practice-Nudity-in-your-Family How to practice nudity in your family]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Point How to point]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Breathe How to breathe]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Read-a-Book How to read a book]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Your-Boyfriend-from-Playing-World-of-Warcraft How to stop your boyfriend from playing World of Warcraft]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Practice-Nudity-in-your-Family How to practice nudity in your family]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Better-Than-Your-Younger-Sister How to be better than your younger sister]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Breathe How to breathe]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Drop-Off-an-Unwanted-Baby How to drop off an unwanted baby]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Your-Boyfriend-from-Playing-World-of-Warcraft How to stop your boyfriend from playing World of Warcraft]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Bottle-of-Water How to open a bottle of water]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Better-Than-Your-Younger-Sister How to be better than your younger sister]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Trick-People-into-Thinking-You%27re-Possessed How to trick people into thinking you're possessed]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Drop-Off-an-Unwanted-Baby How to drop off an unwanted baby]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Auction-Your-Dead-Body-to-the-Best-Bidder How to auction your dead body to the best bidder]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Bottle-of-Water How to open a bottle of water]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Shower-With-a-Lemon How to shower using a lemon]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Trick-People-into-Thinking-You%27re-Possessed How to trick people into thinking you're possessed]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Bath-in-a-Sink,-Bucket,-or-River How to bathe in a sink, river, or bucket]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Auction-Your-Dead-Body-to-the-Best-Bidder How to auction your dead body to the best bidder]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-up-As-a-Female How to urinate standing up as a female]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Shower-With-a-Lemon How to shower using a lemon]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-a-Girl-You%27re-Ready-for-Sex-when-You-Have-Asperger%27s-Syndrome How to Tell a Girl You're Ready for Sex when You Have Asperger's Syndrome]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Bath-in-a-Sink,-Bucket,-or-River How to bathe in a sink, river, or bucket]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Man-(for-Gay-Men) How to Get a Man (for Gay Men)]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-up-As-a-Female How to urinate standing up as a female]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection How to hide an erection]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-a-Girl-You%27re-Ready-for-Sex-when-You-Have-Asperger%27s-Syndrome How to Tell a Girl You're Ready for Sex when You Have Asperger's Syndrome]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Getting-AIDS How to avoid getting AIDS]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Man-(for-Gay-Men) How to Get a Man (for Gay Men)]
			* [http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection How to hide an erection]
			* [http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Getting-AIDS How to avoid getting AIDS]
			* [http://wikihow.com/Avoid-Hurting-Insects How to Avoid Hurting Insects]

	=== When dealing with trolls ===		=== When dealing with trolls ===
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-an-Internet-Troll How to deal with an internet troll]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Being-an-Internet-Troll How to avoid being an internet troll]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-an-Internet-Troll How to deal with an internet troll]
	*[http://www.wikihow.com/Recognize-a-Troll-on-the-Internet How to recognize a troll on the internet]		* [http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Being-an-Internet-Troll How to avoid being an internet troll]
			* [http://www.wikihow.com/Recognize-a-Troll-on-the-Internet How to recognize a troll on the internet]

	Filled with only [[unfunny\|top-notch]] writing, of course.		Filled with only [[unfunny\|top-notch]] writing, of course.

	== ~~External Links~~ ==		== See also ==
	*[~~http://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page WikiHow~~]
			* [[Wiki]]
			* [[Yahoo! Answers]]
			* [[HowToBasic]]

	~~== See also ==~~
	*[[Wiki]]
	*[[Yahoo! Answers]]

	{{wikis}}		{{wikis}}
	~~[[Category:Wikis Suck]]~~
	[[Category:Sites]]		[[Category:Sites]]

imported>ArtHwy: Added a sentence explaining that WikiHow is a for-profit business.

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New page

[[File:Wikihow offline.jpeg|thumb|center|450px|[[Yes|Was this site created by Asspies?]]]]

[[Image:Howdoishotweb.jpg|thumb|wikiHow's article on how to [[How Do I Shot Web?|shot web]] has, unfortunately, been deleted several times. [http://www.wikihow.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=Shot+Web] [http://www.wikihow.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=Shot+web] Guess we'll never know the secret.]]

[http://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page WikiHow], the bastard child of [[Wikipedia]] and [[Yahoo Answers]], is a [[wiki]] whose alleged purpose is to provide reference style descriptions and instructions on how to do various things. However, its real aim is to confuse and mislead the good folk of the internet through bad, confusing or pointless advice and over complicated instructions. It is so far spectacularly successful, generally decreasing a reader's intelligence through the false pretense of wanting to educate, while offering gems like [http://www.wikihow.com/Breathe how to fucking breathe]. In fact, WikiHow does not actually contain any useful articles (all interesting or semi-useful entries get [[Criteria for Speedy Deletion|speedily deleted]]), but is rather full of [[obvious]] information like [http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Cherries how to eat a cherry] or [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Sandwich how to make a sandwich]. Hilariously, the site is run as a for-profit company, making it a business whose fortunes rely heavily on the volunteer work of thousands of well-meaning but clueless [[Retard|WikiHow users]] and a small handful of [[Slavery|underpaid employees]].

The [[1337|elite]] few who do know how to do such complex tasks as [http://www.wikihow.com/Ring-a-Doorbell ring a doorbell] write really nice articles about how to do it so that you (you, obviously being an uneducated fool deprived throughout life of even the simplest knowledge of human culture) will know, too.

== History ==
wikiHow editing originally became popular [[at_least_100_years_ago|about 100 years ago]] (in wikiTime), when it became clear that the website was not going to create itself and was going to require a large amount of volunteer labor. Common games played were giving awards to people for making one or two nice articles, congratulating people for contributing [[vandalism]] to the site, and giving forum parties to people who had made a couple dozen edits.

== 20th July 2009 ==
[[Image:Wikihow_raided.jpg|thumb|The [[Goatse]] is everywhere!]].
One 20th July 2009, a bunch of [[/b/|idiots]] decided to raid the religious part of wikihow and spam it with [[Mudkipz]] and [[Goatse]] in another [[fail|attempt]] [[I did it for the lulz|to restore their former glory]].

== Content ==

[[Image:Minneapolis-gay-rodeo-1897.jpg|right|thumb|[[Typical]] image.]]
[[Image:Toomuchfun.JPG|right|thumb|Too much fun might cause fatal side effects.]]

Never really attaining its goal of being a catalog of helpful step-by-step guides and how-to knowledge, wikiHow has settled into the only niches that its editors can fill; pointless bullshit, terrible [[Video games|video-game]] tips, and [[TOOW|random nonsense]] that nobody's ever going to need. So in addition to those invaluable guides on [http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Cheese how to eat cheese], expect a lot of articles with titles such as "HOw 2 pWn teH n00bz in Halo LOLZ!" Oh wait... actually, there really are multiple articles on that. [http://www.wikihow.com/Pwn-Noobs-in-Halo-3] [http://www.wikihow.com/Pwn-Noobs-on-Halo3-Online] [http://www.wikihow.com/Own-Noobs-Easily-on-Halo-3]

=== WikiHow: The Game ===
A [[Masturbation|fun way to pass the time]] is to try to find the most obscure, useless, or completely [[WTF]] articles on wikiHow and continually try to best yourself. Also fun when played with others in [[forum]]s or web communities. Or when [[drunk]]. Some good starting points:

*[http://www.wikihow.com/Sharpen-a-Pencil How to sharpen a pencil]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Cross-the-Street How to cross the street]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Point How to point]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Read-a-Book How to read a book]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Practice-Nudity-in-your-Family How to practice nudity in your family]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Breathe How to breathe]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Your-Boyfriend-from-Playing-World-of-Warcraft How to stop your boyfriend from playing World of Warcraft]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Better-Than-Your-Younger-Sister How to be better than your younger sister]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Drop-Off-an-Unwanted-Baby How to drop off an unwanted baby]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Bottle-of-Water How to open a bottle of water]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Trick-People-into-Thinking-You%27re-Possessed How to trick people into thinking you're possessed]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Auction-Your-Dead-Body-to-the-Best-Bidder How to auction your dead body to the best bidder]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Shower-With-a-Lemon How to shower using a lemon]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Bath-in-a-Sink,-Bucket,-or-River How to bathe in a sink, river, or bucket]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-up-As-a-Female How to urinate standing up as a female]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-a-Girl-You%27re-Ready-for-Sex-when-You-Have-Asperger%27s-Syndrome How to Tell a Girl You're Ready for Sex when You Have Asperger's Syndrome]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Man-(for-Gay-Men) How to Get a Man (for Gay Men)]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection How to hide an erection]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Getting-AIDS How to avoid getting AIDS]

=== When dealing with trolls ===
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-an-Internet-Troll How to deal with an internet troll]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Being-an-Internet-Troll How to avoid being an internet troll]
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Recognize-a-Troll-on-the-Internet How to recognize a troll on the internet]

Filled with only [[unfunny|top-notch]] writing, of course.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page WikiHow]

== See also ==
*[[Wiki]]
*[[Yahoo! Answers]]

{{wikis}}
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
[[Category:Sites]]