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	Wiccans are divided into little [[gangs]] called "[[clusterfuck\|covens]]" or "[[circle jerk\|groves]], usually with contrived and melodramatic names like ''The Silver Moon Circle'', the ''Black Pentacle'' or ''The Raven and the Rose''. [[Seriously]]. Wiccan covens are full of pot smoking, [[alcoholic]] female [[fatties]] (unless they're too young to drink, in which case they're just fat and stoned), with a few token males who join out of faggotry or in a pathetic attempt to get laid.		Wiccans are divided into little [[gangs]] called "[[clusterfuck\|covens]]" or "[[circle jerk\|groves]], usually with contrived and melodramatic names like ''The Silver Moon Circle'', the ''Black Pentacle'' or ''The Raven and the Rose''. [[Seriously]]. Wiccan covens are full of pot smoking, [[alcoholic]] female [[fatties]] (unless they're too young to drink, in which case they're just fat and stoned), with a few token males who join out of faggotry or in a pathetic attempt to get laid.

	Wiccans can be easily confused with obsessed fans of the fantasy genre, for instance people who dress up as [[Harry Potter]] or [[Lord of the Rings]] characters (though there is, in fact, some overlap). Another group easily mistaken for Wiccans are [[LARP]] and [[Dungeons & Dragons]] roleplayers. However, there is a simple way to distinguish these groups from Wiccans. The essential difference is that these cosplaying and roleplaying nerds, while annoying and immature, know that they're just playing a little fantasy game, whereas the Wiccans actually believe that their magic wands and elvenlore are real things. This often leads to a painful disillusionment, when a Wiccan realizes that he or she cannot pay the rent or find a job by casting a magic spell, and e-begging commences		Wiccans can be easily confused with obsessed fans of the fantasy genre, for instance people who dress up as [[Harry Potter]] or [[Lord of the Rings]] characters (though there is, in fact, some overlap). Another group easily mistaken for Wiccans are [[LARP]] and [[Dungeons & Dragons]] roleplayers. However, there is a simple way to distinguish these groups from Wiccans. The essential difference is that these cosplaying and roleplaying nerds, while annoying and immature, know that they're just playing a little fantasy game, whereas the Wiccans actually believe that their magic wands and elvenlore are real things. This often leads to a painful disillusionment, when a Wiccan realizes that he or she [[Oak And Cauldron\|cannot pay the rent or find a job by casting a magic spell]], and e-begging commences

	== Wiccan Doctrine ==		== Wiccan Doctrine ==

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	* [http://witchcraftmagicspells.org Magic Spells]		* [http://witchcraftmagicspells.org Magic Spells]
	* [http://www.erinpavlina.com/blog/2012/03/astral-sex-the-ecstasy-of-out-of-body-pleasure/ Why you became Wiccan in the first place]		* [http://www.erinpavlina.com/blog/2012/03/astral-sex-the-ecstasy-of-out-of-body-pleasure/ Why you became Wiccan in the first place]

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	Image:Anna.jpg\|A [[Redundant\|crudely drawn]] [[MS Paint]] witch, obviously done by the daughter of a wiccan.		Image:Anna.jpg\|A [[Redundant\|crudely drawn]] [[MS Paint]] witch, obviously done by the daughter of a wiccan.
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