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[[Image:White_Mystery.jpg|thumb|right|The only mystery here is the fucking gender.]]
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[[Image:Airheadsmystery.jpg|thumb|You too can taste WhiteMystery, but now without getting the AIDS!]]
[[Image:whitemysterylogo.jpg|thumb|WhiteMystery's calling card]]
'''WhiteMystery''' is a [[bisexual]] [[goth]] [[tranny]] [[the man|sysop]] [[love|carebear]] [[robot]] belonging to [[girlvinyl]] and possessing 500 e-monies on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Its main directive is to construct [[additional pylons]], and to replicate its genetic material — it comes as no surprise many have mistaken it for a [[human|human being]]. Also, WhiteMystery owns and assumably molests a [[cat]].

== About WhiteMystery ==
[[Last thursday]], WhiteMystery was seen quitting IRC [[WhiteMystery/QuitsIRCForever|forever]] after explaining to [[aempirei]] that he would never understand the special things that went on in [[ED IRC|#ed]]. WhiteMystery had threatened to [[ban|gline]] [[oclet]] for reasons [[Shit nobody cares about|unknown]], and [[hepkitten]] explained to him that he would never [[chat]] as hard as [[lusers|oldfags]] like her and oclet and that this was generally a poor thing to lack. Due to the [[Fellatio|Curse of WhiteMystery]], the #ed and the whole IRC network died only 30 minutes later. The manner in which this phenomenon occurred is still poorly understood. General consensus was that chatting is not a crime, and one bystander remarked that WhiteMystery should [[death|perish in a fire]]. Many were left asking, where is the [[lulz|lulz]]? Others decided they were now officially [[boring|bored]] to [[death]]. When [[ED]] comes out on DVD, we may find clues to what really went down. Because WhiteMystery is a [[What is a man?|goth tranny sysop carebear robot]] belonging to [[The Man|girlvinyl]] and possessing 500 [[gold|e-monies]], he is immune to any form of interference. An ability to gain favor with [[homosexual]]s is speculated to be key in his bid for power. Because [[lusers|no one among us]] can escape this, we can expect our [[Pants nazi|pants]] to continue being charmed off for years to come. You can detect WM's growing influence on [[ED]] by a trademark failed snarkiness and unneccessary usage of his sig within the bowels of the wiki. We're through the looking glass here, people.
 
 

=== Who WhiteMystery Would Like To Meet ===
{{quote|"Fuuuuuuuuuck. Apparently [[Serious business|hard chat]] just got my [[OKCupid]] account removed pending investigation for posting pornographic images. How is a [[What?|girl]] supposed to get a date now?"|
just moments after more than one person told him to chat harder}}
 
{{quote|Seriously, WhiteMystery is the cat's meowth. I would hit it. Twice...|[[user:weatherman|Weatherman]]}}
 

=== What You Should Know About WhiteMystery ===
{{quote|"I have a filthy sense of humor and I think you should too. Nothing is sacred. I refuse to put up with drama and bullshit. I'm honest and I expect honesty. You have to have a dirty mouth, appreciate sarcasm, and rarely be offended for us to get along."|read: '''[[mexico|hispanic]] and proud!''' }}
=== Most Private Thing WhiteMystery Would Be Willing To Admit Here: ===
{{Quote|Immediately after losing my virginity I went back to my video game, which I put on pause immediately before.|WhiteMystery}}

==See also==
*[[WhiteMystery/QuitsIRCForever]]
*[[MysteryBot]] - Robot minion
*[[Mystic Meg]]
*[[WhiteMystery's Dog]]

== External Links ==
* {{youtube|gFaZyHxQGYQ|A past life?}}
* [http://www.whitemystery.com Another past life?]
 
''Note: this is an article about an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [[User:WhiteMystery|user page]]. To leave this user a message, please visit his or her [http://web.archive.org/web/20100323082849/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:WhiteMystery talk page].''
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