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2016-05-30T22:54:47Z

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	{{~~merge~~\|~~Merle Whitefire~~}}		{{info\|<big>This article was written by a [[butthurt]] furfag who got kicked out of a [https://www.fur.com/tapestries/wiki/Tapestries_MUCK furry e-sex dungeon] for faggoting too hard.</big>}}

	[[File:WhiteFire.gif\|thumb\|Behold! The flying furry cumdumpster himself.]]		[[File:WhiteFire.gif\|thumb\|Behold! The flying furry cumdumpster himself.]]
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	[[File:WhiteFire_sl.jpg\|thumb\|Apparently his sex life is so shitty the only way he can get off is by being a cuck in second life.]]		[[File:WhiteFire_sl.jpg\|thumb\|Apparently his sex life is so shitty the only way he can get off is by being a cuck in second life.]]

	'''WhiteFire Sondergaard''' (Powerword: '''Peter Torkelson''') is an retired Unix [[~~faggot~~\|systems administrator]] who ~~literally~~ thinks he is a [[Otherkin\|fox-dragon hybrid]]. Like all [[Tumbles_the_Stairdragon\|unstable dragon hybrids]] in the ~~[[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About\|~~furry fandom]], he is a [[~~butthurt~~\|Raging]] [[SJW]], meaning by default he is also a proud supporter of equal rights for all ~~[[Mental_disorders\|LGBTIQQAA+]], as long as they are trans dimensional otherkin who hate all [[niggers]],~~ and the ~~[[404\|~~patriarchy]].		'''WhiteFire Sondergaard''' (Powerword: '''Peter Torkelson''') is an retired Unix [[sysop\|systems administrator]] who thinks he is a [[Otherkin\|fox-dragon hybrid]]. Like all [[Tumbles_the_Stairdragon\|unstable dragon hybrids]] in the furry fandom, he is a [[rage\|Raging]] [[SJW]], meaning by default he is also a proud supporter of equal rights for all LGBT supporters and the patriarchy.

	Like all ~~social justice warrior's~~ he used to work for [[Second_Life\|Linden Labs]] several years ago, but was ultimately [[fired\|shitcanned]] after being baited into cyber-fisting by a 9 year old ~~named [[Chris Hansen\|~~Loli_Luv_2008]]. ~~'''~~Peter~~'''~~ is currently living off of [[Paypal]] [[Begging\|donations]], and cheeto dust obtained through ~~[[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About\|~~his shitty MUD called Tapestries]]. Like all true ~~[[faggot\|~~Unix administrators]], ~~'''~~Peter~~'''~~ likes to spice things up from time to time. One night after ~~[[Russia\|~~pounding 4 bottles of vodka]] he decided to become a [[~~tranny~~]], and took a ~~[[Knife\|chainsaw]]~~ to his ~~[[lol\|dick]]~~. The only thing this accomplished was proving that it was technically possible to be more [[Fugly\|unattractive]] than [[Brianna_Wu\|Brianna Wu]].		Like all SJWs, he used to work for [[Second_Life\|Linden Labs]] several years ago, but was ultimately [[fired\|shitcanned]] after being baited into cyber-fisting by a 9 year old Loli_Luv_2008. Peter is currently living off of [[Paypal]] [[Begging\|donations]], and cheeto dust obtained through his shitty MUD called Tapestries. Like all true Unix administrators, Peter likes to spice things up from time to time. One night after pounding 4 bottles of [[booze\|vodka]] he decided to become a [[transvestite]], and took a kitchen knife to his cock. The only thing this accomplished was proving that it was technically possible to be more [[Fugly\|unattractive]] than [[Brianna_Wu\|Brianna Wu]].

	After realizing ~~[[Full_Retard\|~~that taking a pair of garden shears to his dick]] wasn't ~~[[9/11\|~~edgy]] enough, ~~'''~~Peter~~'''~~ revealed that he used to be a member of the [[~~KKK~~]], but that was ~~[[No_shit\|~~blatantly obvious]] seeing how his username is '''WhiteWizard''' on most [[MUD~~\|MUD's~~]] he ~~rapes~~ people in. He also guilty of being on the original board of director's for Further Confusion, a place people go to once a year to ~~[[rape\|~~fuck]] other people in ~~[[Cub\|~~diapers]], and make [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1Amh2MfJ4U shitty fursuit music videos about fucking men dressed as ~~dog's~~]. ~~'''~~Peter~~'''~~ is also fanfic ~~[[Insane\|~~fanatic]], and writes non-stop on [[Yiffstar]] and [[~~Fur_Affinity\|~~Fur Affinity]]. His fanfics are ~~[[Brony]]~~ shit tier, so usually people will start [[Bleach\|stabbing their own eyes]] after reading the first two paragraphs of anything he's ever ~~[[shit\|~~produced]].		After realizing that taking a pair of garden shears to his dick wasn't edgy enough, Peter revealed that he used to be a member of the [[Ku Klux Klan]], but that was blatantly obvious seeing how his username is '''WhiteWizard''' on most [[MUD]]s he ræpes people in. He also guilty of being on the original board of director's for Further Confusion, a place people go to once a year to fuck other people in diapers, and make [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1Amh2MfJ4U shitty fursuit music videos about fucking men dressed as dogs]. Peter is also fanfic fanatic, and writes non-stop on [[Yiffstar]] and [[Fur Affinity]]. His fanfics are shit tier, so usually people will start [[Bleach\|stabbing their own eyes]] after reading the first two paragraphs of anything he's ever produced.

	~~The only meaningful thing he's ever done with his existence was creating~~ the ~~"'''Whitefire'''"~~, ~~which is a alcoholic drink mixed with half Zima, and the rest cattle semen and is usually best when served warm in a fursuit~~.		==Patient zero of the fandom, Owner of Fur.com==

	~~==Patient zero of~~ the ~~fandom, Owner~~ of Fur.com==		Unfortunately things just keep going downhill for '''Peter Torkelson''', as he is also the sole owner of [[Furfag\|Fur.com]]. Making him [[Ebola\|patient zero]] for the whole Furry Fandom, and ultimately responsible for the following:

	~~Unfortunately things just keep going downhill for~~ '''~~Peter Torkelson~~'~~'', as he is also the sole owner of [[Furfag\|Fur.com]]. Making him [[Ebola\|patient zero]] for the whole Furry Fandom, and ultimately responsible for the following...~~		<strong>
			*AIDS
			*Bad Dragon
			*Bestiality
			*Chris Brown's newest album
			*Coprophilia
			*e621
			*Emetophilia
			*Fisting
			*Fursecution
			*Fursuits
			*Gamergate
			*Gay sex
			*Holocaust
			*Men's right activists
			*Meninist
			*Nazi Germany
			*Omorashi
			*Otherkin
			*Peta
			*Plushophile
			*San Francisco
			*Scalies
			*Urolagnia
			*Westboro Baptist Church''
			*Yiff
			*Zetaforum
			*That one CSI episode
			</strong>


	~~#''Aids''~~
	~~#''Bad Dragon''~~
	~~#''Bestiality''~~
	~~#''Chris Brown's newest album''~~
	~~#''Coprophilia''~~
	~~#''e621''~~
	~~#''Emetophilia''~~
	~~#''Fisting''~~
	~~#''Fursecution''~~
	~~#''Fursuits''~~
	~~#''Gamergate''~~
	~~#''Gay sex''~~
	~~#''Holocaust''~~
	~~#''Men's right activists''~~
	~~#''Meninist''~~
	~~#''Nazi Germany''~~
	~~#''Omorashi''~~
	~~#''Otherkin''~~
	~~#''Peta''~~
	~~#''Plushophile''~~
	~~#''San Francisco''~~
	~~#''Scalies''~~
	~~#''Urolagnia''~~
	~~#''Westboro Baptist Church''~~
	~~#''Yiff''~~
	~~#''Zetaforum''~~
	~~#''That one CSI episode''~~

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	==External Links==		== External Links ==
	*~~'''Email'''~~: wfire@fur.com
	*[http://www.fur.com/wfire/home/ His Website]		* [mailto:wfire@fur.com wfire@fur.com] - his email address
	*[https://www.fur.com/tapestries Tapestries Muck]		* [http://www.fur.com/wfire/home/ His Website]
	*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/-whitefire-/ Fur Affinity]		* [https://www.fur.com/tapestries Tapestries Muck]
	*[http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/WhiteFire/ Furry Art]		* [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/-whitefire-/ Fur Affinity]
	*[http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/whitefire/ Moar Furry Art]		* [http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/WhiteFire/ Furry Art]
	*[https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/WhiteFire Entry on WikiFur]		* [http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/whitefire/ Moar Furry Art]
	*[https://whitefire-sondergaard.sofurry.com/ Sofurry]		* [https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/WhiteFire Entry on WikiFur]
	*[https://my.secondlife.com/WhiteFire.Sondergaard WhiteFire on Second (read: No) Life]		* [https://whitefire-sondergaard.sofurry.com/ Sofurry]
			* [https://my.secondlife.com/WhiteFire.Sondergaard WhiteFire on Second (read: No) Life]


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	{{SecondLife}}		{{SecondLife}}
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imported>VladimirLenin: cleaning up external links + adding second life faggerydoo

2015-06-11T20:12:52Z

cleaning up external links + adding second life faggerydoo

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imported>VladimirLenin: cleaning up external links + adding second life faggerydoo

2015-06-11T20:12:52Z

cleaning up external links + adding second life faggerydoo

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imported>VladimirLenin: cleaning up external links + adding second life faggerydoo

2015-06-11T20:12:52Z

cleaning up external links + adding second life faggerydoo

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imported>VladimirLenin: cleaning up external links + adding second life faggerydoo

2015-06-11T20:12:52Z

cleaning up external links + adding second life faggerydoo

New page

{{merge|Merle Whitefire}}

[[File:WhiteFire.gif|thumb|Behold! The flying furry cumdumpster himself.]]
[[File:WhiteFire_list.png|thumb|The reason parents won't let their kids play with him.]]
[[File:WhiteFire_sl.jpg|thumb|Apparently his sex life is so shitty the only way he can get off is by being a cuck in second life.]]

'''WhiteFire Sondergaard''' (Powerword: '''Peter Torkelson''') is an retired Unix [[faggot|systems administrator]] who literally thinks he is a [[Otherkin|fox-dragon hybrid]]. Like all [[Tumbles_the_Stairdragon|unstable dragon hybrids]] in the [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|furry fandom]], he is a [[butthurt|Raging]] [[SJW]], meaning by default he is also a proud supporter of equal rights for all [[Mental_disorders|LGBTIQQAA+]], as long as they are trans dimensional otherkin who hate all [[niggers]], and the [[404|patriarchy]].

Like all social justice warrior's he used to work for [[Second_Life|Linden Labs]] several years ago, but was ultimately [[fired|shitcanned]] after being baited into cyber-fisting by a 9 year old named [[Chris Hansen|Loli_Luv_2008]]. '''Peter''' is currently living off of [[Paypal]] [[Begging|donations]], and cheeto dust obtained through [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|his shitty MUD called Tapestries]]. Like all true [[faggot|Unix administrators]], '''Peter''' likes to spice things up from time to time. One night after [[Russia|pounding 4 bottles of vodka]] he decided to become a [[tranny]], and took a [[Knife|chainsaw]] to his [[lol|dick]]. The only thing this accomplished was proving that it was technically possible to be more [[Fugly|unattractive]] than [[Brianna_Wu|Brianna Wu]].

After realizing [[Full_Retard|that taking a pair of garden shears to his dick]] wasn't [[9/11|edgy]] enough, '''Peter''' revealed that he used to be a member of the [[KKK]], but that was [[No_shit|blatantly obvious]] seeing how his username is '''WhiteWizard''' on most [[MUD|MUD's]] he rapes people in. He also guilty of being on the original board of director's for Further Confusion, a place people go to once a year to [[rape|fuck]] other people in [[Cub|diapers]], and make [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1Amh2MfJ4U shitty fursuit music videos about fucking men dressed as dog's]. '''Peter''' is also fanfic [[Insane|fanatic]], and writes non-stop on [[Yiffstar]] and [[Fur_Affinity|Fur Affinity]]. His fanfics are [[Brony]] shit tier, so usually people will start [[Bleach|stabbing their own eyes]] after reading the first two paragraphs of anything he's ever [[shit|produced]].

The only meaningful thing he's ever done with his existence was creating the "'''Whitefire'''", which is a alcoholic drink mixed with half Zima, and the rest cattle semen and is usually best when served warm in a fursuit.

==Patient zero of the fandom, Owner of Fur.com==

Unfortunately things just keep going downhill for '''Peter Torkelson''', as he is also the sole owner of [[Furfag|Fur.com]]. Making him [[Ebola|patient zero]] for the whole Furry Fandom, and ultimately responsible for the following...

#''Aids''
#''Bad Dragon''
#''Bestiality''
#''Chris Brown's newest album''
#''Coprophilia''
#''e621''
#''Emetophilia''
#''Fisting''
#''Fursecution''
#''Fursuits''
#''Gamergate''
#''Gay sex''
#''Holocaust''
#''Men's right activists''
#''Meninist''
#''Nazi Germany''
#''Omorashi''
#''Otherkin''
#''Peta''
#''Plushophile''
#''San Francisco''
#''Scalies''
#''Urolagnia''
#''Westboro Baptist Church''
#''Yiff''
#''Zetaforum''
#''That one CSI episode''

==Gallery==
{{Collapsegallery|"Art"|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:whitefire-bdsm-001.png
File:whitefire-bdsm-002.gif
File:whitefire-bdsm-003.jpg|Borderline Pedo
File:whitefire-bdsm-004.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:whitefire-bdsm-005.jpg
File:whitefire-bdsm-006.jpg
File:whitefire-bdsm-007.jpg
File:whitefire-bdsm-008.png
</gallery>}} <br />

==External Links==
*'''Email''': wfire@fur.com
*[http://www.fur.com/wfire/home/ His Website]
*[https://www.fur.com/tapestries Tapestries Muck]
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/-whitefire-/ Fur Affinity]
*[http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/WhiteFire/ Furry Art]
*[http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/whitefire/ Moar Furry Art]
*[https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/WhiteFire Entry on WikiFur]
*[https://whitefire-sondergaard.sofurry.com/ Sofurry]
*[https://my.secondlife.com/WhiteFire.Sondergaard WhiteFire on Second (read: No) Life]

{{Social Justice}}
{{furfaggotry}}
{{SecondLife}}
[[Category:Furries|*]]