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	Life would have been so simple, and nice, and full of [[Pony\|frolicking ponies]]. Sorry, [[Neckbeard\|neckbeards]], that's not how life works. After quickly discovering that her SFW project was doomed to fail if ED still existed, [[Girlvinyl]] decided to implement the [[Lolocaust\|Final Solution]] to the Fund-raising Question.		Life would have been so simple, and nice, and full of [[Pony\|frolicking ponies]]. Sorry, [[Neckbeard\|neckbeards]], that's not how life works. After quickly discovering that her SFW project was doomed to fail if ED still existed, [[Girlvinyl]] decided to implement the [[Lolocaust\|Final Solution]] to the Fund-raising Question.

	Without warning, the entireties of ED and Whatport80 were purged, their domains redirected to OhInternet, and a huge amount of the user-contributed SFW articles in WhatPort80 never made it into the final product. Awesome.		Without warning, the entireties of ED and Whatport80 were purged, their domains redirected to [[OhInternet]], and a huge amount of the user-contributed SFW articles in WhatPort80 never made it into the final product. Awesome.

	==On the Origins of WhatPort80==		==On the Origins of WhatPort80==

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[[Image:Laptop-wp80.jpg|thumb|WhatPort80's website arrangement really makes you wonder what you've been smoking.]]

'''Whatport80''' was the beta of the site we all know [[OhInternet|too well]]. The [[wiki]] was designed to document and catalog internet [[meme]]s and happenings and is [[TOW|dedicated to displaying them in an environment suitable]] for [[virgin|adults]], [[13 year old boy|children]], [[basement dweller|the internet savvy]], and [[newbie|internet noobs]] ([[b|and everybody in between]]). The site maintained [[an]] [[SFW]] attitude so that maybe you can show memes to your boss or [[your mom|mom]] and not get [[V&|sacked or disowned by your family]].

[[Wrong|Sounds great, right?]] Yes, many ED users [[Kool-aid|took it in]] and even adapted their [[Bullshit|precious]] articles for it. I mean, it was a great idea. Make a SFW site to trap newfags and gain advertising money for ED, so us neckbeards [[Lies|keep our site and don't even have to pay a cent!]]

Life would have been so simple, and nice, and full of [[Pony|frolicking ponies]]. Sorry, [[Neckbeard|neckbeards]], that's not how life works. After quickly discovering that her SFW project was doomed to fail if ED still existed, [[Girlvinyl]] decided to implement the [[Lolocaust|Final Solution]] to the Fund-raising Question.

Without warning, the entireties of ED and Whatport80 were purged, their domains redirected to OhInternet, and a huge amount of the user-contributed SFW articles in WhatPort80 never made it into the final product. Awesome.

==On the Origins of WhatPort80==
Encyclopedia Dramatica - like all websites dedicated to trolling and drama - '''faced''' a deductive problem: (not anymore)

#ED is a wiki made by assholes.
#Fans of ED are assholes.
#Fans do not donate to ED because they are assholes.

In short ED '''was''' desperately short of cash and due to its [[lulzy|infamous]] reputation (the reputation which made it so popular in the first place) no self-respecting site would advertise here. Thus, WhatPort80 was made.

===Etymology===
On a Web server or Hypertext Transfer Protocol daemon, '''port 80''' is the port that the server "listens to" or expects to receive from a Web client, assuming that the default was taken when the server was configured or set up. A port can be specified in the range from 0-[[over 9000|65536]] on the NCSA server. However, the server administrator configures the server so that only one port number can be recognized. By default, the port number for a Web server is 80. Experimental services may sometimes be run at port 8080...[[shit nobody cares about|Zzzzzzzzzz]].

==[[Bullshit|Not the Same]]==
[[Image:Pedoraptor.jpg|thumb|How to [[paint|produce]] a [[win|cash-generating]] [[Brian Peppers|hybrid]] that offends neither [[Jesus]] nor [[republicans|bears]].]]

WhatPort80 is [[lie|nothing like]] [[ED]]. Here are some quotes about [[Twilight]] to illustrate the point:

===[[copypasta|WhatPort80]]===

{{quote|If you want to know just how horrible Twilight is, it's on par with Tara Gilesbie's masterpiece [[My Immortal]], only with spellcheck and a sad attempt to disguise stolen ideas.|LOL NOT REAL}}

===[[ED]]===

{{quote|If you want to know just how horrible Twilight is, it's on par with Tara Gilesbie's masterpiece [[My Immortal]], only with spellcheck and a sad attempt to disguise stolen ideas. Nigger.}}

===[http://www.twilightsex.com/ Twilight Sex]===

{{quote|[[LOLWUT|I'm in my bedroom, feeling a bit lonely and horny ;-) Let's go wild online!]]}}

==The WhatPort Wars==

''Yes, the below was actually from the original article.''

Obviously for the remaining minutes of [[ED]]'s life before it got [[pwn]]d by [[money|The Man]], an endless supply of [[lulz]] will be generated by the attitude of [[Internet Tough Guy|hardcore]] [[gay|ED user]]s to [[christian|WhatPort]]'s crispy [[islam|All-American]] freshness. You see, nothing shows the true spirit of rebellion than posting [[dong]]s all over [[Girlvinyl]]'s userpage and calling her a [[scientology|money-grubbing]] [[Truth|slut]]. It's almost as good as listening to [[Star Wars]] fans arguing about who shot who first in the Cantina on Tatooine.

==TwatFart80 is [[semen|anti-semitic]]==
[[Image:WhatPort is anti-semitic.jpg|center|thumb|700px|Proof! [[ahmadinejad|They want to deny the existence of Israel.]] ]]

==TautPart80 is [[Tom Cruise|homophobic]]==
[[Image:WhatPort is homophobic.jpg|center|thumb|700px|What have they got against [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|sucking cocks?]] ]]

==External Links==
*[http://whatport80.net/ Half-assed dead revival of WhatPort80]
*[[Archive.org]] has the main page archived from [http://web.archive.org/web/20081011065452/http://www.whatport80.com/Main_Page October 2008] to [http://web.archive.org/web/20110406170419/http://whatport80.com/Main_Page April 2011]. Subsequent archives (July 2011 and on) are just [[OhI]] redirects.
*[irc://irc.wtfux.org/WP80 #WP80 IRC]
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